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waxbeans [TotalFark]
2023-01-29 1:32:00 PM  
That's the face of someone against drugs. Against you doing his.
 
Kalyco Jack
2023-01-29 1:38:16 PM  
Kinda surprised that's not the name of a dispensary yet.
 
Kit Fister [TotalFark]
2023-01-29 1:39:35 PM  
So, proving once again that the DEA is part of the cartel and profiting from the War on Drugs(tm).
 
Kit Fister [TotalFark]
2023-01-29 1:40:18 PM  

Kalyco Jack: Kinda surprised that's not the name of a dispensary yet.


It's right next door to the Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and Explosives Outlet.
 
Sexy Jesus [recently expired TotalFark]
2023-01-29 1:41:40 PM  
He in no way looks unsavory.
 
MillionDollarMo
2023-01-29 1:44:22 PM  
Vacationing with cartel lawyers. Sounds relaxing.
 
buravirgil
2023-01-29 1:44:37 PM  
Needs more Czars. /s
 
LordOfThePings [OhFark]
2023-01-29 1:48:55 PM  
Drugs Aren't Really Eschewed

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DannyBrandt [TotalFark]
2023-01-29 1:55:18 PM  

LordOfThePings: Drugs Aren't Really Eschewed

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I get all of the other ones, but what's the red DARE Bear hugging a Burger King cheeseburger?
 
johnphantom
2023-01-29 1:57:17 PM  
I've seen my dad give ounces to a drug enforcement K9 cop. Not long after the whole department was busted by the FBI. All the drug enforcement officers were at least fired, 3 got life for machine gunning down another cop that was going to rat. (part of the USA)
 
LordOfThePings [OhFark]
2023-01-29 1:58:44 PM  

DannyBrandt: LordOfThePings: Drugs Aren't Really Eschewed

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I get all of the other ones, but what's the red DARE Bear hugging a Burger King cheeseburger?


Are you sure it's Burger King. I thought it was from Drugburger's.
 
stuffy
2023-01-29 1:59:56 PM  
One of the benefits of having lots of disposable income. You can buy people in high positions.
 
DannyBrandt [TotalFark]
2023-01-29 2:00:03 PM  
Oh. Got it. Vice.

Not necessarily just drugs. I'm an idiot.
 
psychosis_inducing
2023-01-29 2:00:31 PM  
Looks like he helped himself to the steroids too.
 
whither_apophis [TotalFark]
2023-01-29 2:03:43 PM  
He's lucky really, a rival cartel would've blown up his house in another few months
 
H31N0US
2023-01-29 2:04:24 PM  
The DEA has been enhancing prices for decades, much to the delight of everyone in the trade, or on their payroll.
 
austerity101
2023-01-29 2:13:45 PM  

stuffy: One of the benefits of having lots of disposable income. You can buy people in high positions.


Maybe let's hire people who aren't so easily corruptible. And let us not pretend this just simply happens to everyone.
 
Veloram
2023-01-29 2:25:04 PM  

austerity101: stuffy: One of the benefits of having lots of disposable income. You can buy people in high positions.

Maybe let's hire people who aren't so easily corruptible. And let us not pretend this just simply happens to everyone.


Everyone has a price, and someone out there is able to pay it.
 
NephilimNexus
2023-01-29 2:27:53 PM  
Gotta say those drug lords know how to aim high.
 
jjorsett
2023-01-29 2:28:35 PM  
Stubble, used-car-salesman smile, squinty eyes. It's like somebody went to DALL-E and said "Create a portrait of a crooked slimeball".

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fredbox [TotalFark]
2023-01-29 2:30:22 PM  

austerity101: stuffy: One of the benefits of having lots of disposable income. You can buy people in high positions.

Maybe let's hire people who aren't so easily corruptible. And let us not pretend this just simply happens to everyone.


DEA are cops. This is where you call for abolition.
 
NeoCortex42 [TotalFark]
2023-01-29 2:30:45 PM  
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Exile On Beale Street [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-29 2:42:33 PM  
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Sexy Jesus [recently expired TotalFark]
2023-01-29 2:43:18 PM  

DannyBrandt: LordOfThePings: Drugs Aren't Really Eschewed

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I get all of the other ones, but what's the red DARE Bear hugging a Burger King cheeseburger?


It's part of the new social media code kids are using. The DEA put out a circular about it. Burger means drugs.  In fact, according to the latest DEA advisement, every word your child uses on social media means they are on drugs.
 
kb7rky
2023-01-29 2:46:52 PM  
DARE: Drugs Are Really Expensive
 
gameshowhost [OhFark]
2023-01-29 3:00:12 PM  
Golly, maybe legalize the stuff and not waste limited resources on pointlessness.
 
johnphantom
2023-01-29 3:00:42 PM  

kb7rky: DARE: Drugs Are Really Expensive


Old data but fairly recent on fentanyl vs heroin:

The United Nations Office on Drugs and Crime (UNODC) (2014) estimated the price of retail heroin at approximately $5.40 USD per 10 mg pure dose. Using data from darknet markets, I find the retail cost of an equivalent effective dose of fentanyl in 2014 was $0.41 USD. An opioid user can obtain an equivalent dose of fentanyl at a discount exceeding 90% compared to heroin. Furthermore, fentanyl's retail price declined by 50% to $0.21 USD between 2014 and 2016, exacerbating this difference.

https://gwern.net/docs/darknet-markets/2019-miller.pdf

As long as we let China send the precursors to the Mexican cartels which are only shipping fentanyl to the USA, we will have 100,000+ deaths a year of US citizens due to opiates.
 
gameshowhost [OhFark]
2023-01-29 3:01:26 PM  

jjorsett: Stubble, used-car-salesman smile, squinty eyes. It's like somebody went to DALL-E and said "Create a portrait of a crooked slimeball".

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Dollar Store Liev Schreiber
 
kb7rky
2023-01-29 3:04:50 PM  

gameshowhost: Golly, maybe legalize the stuff and not waste limited resources on pointlessness.


Now, you're just talking nonsense, Tuffles :P
 
gameshowhost [OhFark]
2023-01-29 3:06:55 PM  

kb7rky: gameshowhost: Golly, maybe legalize the stuff and not waste limited resources on pointlessness.

Now, you're just talking nonsense, Tuffles :P


it's these great drugs! i'll cut back. a bit.
 
OhioUGrad
2023-01-29 3:21:34 PM  

jjorsett: Stubble, used-car-salesman smile, squinty eyes. It's like somebody went to DALL-E and said "Create a portrait of a crooked slimeball".

[Fark user image 425x425]


Hey, He sold me my Yougo and that's Fark party bus!
 
berylman [TotalFark]
2023-01-29 3:28:07 PM  
It's all been downhill since Elvis somehow convinced Nixon to make him an honorary undercover DEA agent to seize drugs... for reasons
 
Turbo Cojones
2023-01-29 3:34:05 PM  
Known Narcos as friends, and counted DEA agents as friends.  I've had both at the house.

The agents invariably had their fingers in the pie to some degree whether cash, or dealing un inventoried DEA ammo on the side.  Opportunity knocks.
 
waxbeans [TotalFark]
2023-01-29 3:35:45 PM  

NeoCortex42: [assets.bigcartel.com image 768x768]


They should have told you drugs will get more expensive and do less. But the worst part is you'll do them even when they no longer are fun. And that when you stop it will feel like a friend has died.  🥺
 
ComaToast [OhFark]
2023-01-29 3:47:08 PM  

Kit Fister: Kalyco Jack: Kinda surprised that's not the name of a dispensary yet.

It's right next door to the Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and Explosives Outlet.


Bedlam, Bath Salts & Beyond ?
 
pirviii
2023-01-29 3:54:16 PM  

kb7rky: DARE: Drugs Are Really Expensive


DARE: Drugs Are Really Excellent
 
farkitallletitend
2023-01-29 4:20:52 PM  
He followed the money.
 
brantgoose [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-29 5:03:52 PM  
Wow. Just wow. Now that is what a seedy bastid looks like. I can't imagine him getting his foot into a lonely Christian lady's door. Wow.
 
Kit Fister [TotalFark]
2023-01-29 5:06:10 PM  

ComaToast: Kit Fister: Kalyco Jack: Kinda surprised that's not the name of a dispensary yet.

It's right next door to the Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and Explosives Outlet.

Bedlam, Bath Salts & Beyond ?


That's the other side of the Drug Enhancement Agency. Same building as the Female Body Inspectors and the National Snooping Academy.
 
Kit Fister [TotalFark]
2023-01-29 5:06:57 PM  

austerity101: stuffy: One of the benefits of having lots of disposable income. You can buy people in high positions.

Maybe let's hire people who aren't so easily corruptible. And let us not pretend this just simply happens to everyone.


Lighting up earlier than normal?
 
Al!
2023-01-29 5:31:43 PM  
It's almost like nearly every major government promotion or appointment from 2017-2021 was some corrupt scumbag. What happened back then? Did I miss something big in the US that got a lot of horrible people positions of power?
 
Kit Fister [TotalFark]
2023-01-29 5:52:40 PM  

Al!: It's almost like nearly every major government promotion or appointment from 2017-2021 was some corrupt scumbag. What happened back then? Did I miss something big in the US that got a lot of horrible people positions of power?


Yes, the DEA was a shining example of pure, chaste, god-fearing honest men. White knights if you will. All nobly sacrificing themselves to fight the scourge of the devil's wheat. And the devil's powdered sugar.  And the devil's medication.
 
Kit Fister [TotalFark]
2023-01-29 5:52:59 PM  

Kit Fister: Al!: It's almost like nearly every major government promotion or appointment from 2017-2021 was some corrupt scumbag. What happened back then? Did I miss something big in the US that got a lot of horrible people positions of power?

Yes, the DEA was a shining example of pure, chaste, god-fearing honest men. White knights if you will. All nobly sacrificing themselves to fight the scourge of the devil's wheat. And the devil's powdered sugar.  And the devil's medication.


^ before 2017.

/ftfm
 
tell the truth
2023-01-29 5:56:35 PM  
If only there was a way not to do drugs.
 
E.S.Q.
2023-01-29 7:20:45 PM  
Bullshiat, fentanyl is coming from CHina, not Mexico.

Cartels have pride in their product and don't want it adulterated with chemicals that will kill off their clients faster
 
Prof. Frink [BareFark]
2023-01-29 7:22:26 PM  

tell the truth: If only there was a way not to do drugs.


I wish I could just say something.
 
leeksfromchichis [TotalFark]
2023-01-29 7:44:49 PM  

tell the truth: If only there was a way not to do drugs.


Who wants that? End the war on drugs.Drugs won.
 
backhand.slap.of.reason
2023-01-29 8:28:09 PM  
America's police forces are hopelessly addicted to fentanyl and steroids, so it makes sense.
 
HansoSparxx
2023-01-29 8:59:41 PM  

Veloram: austerity101: stuffy: One of the benefits of having lots of disposable income. You can buy people in high positions.

Maybe let's hire people who aren't so easily corruptible. And let us not pretend this just simply happens to everyone.

Everyone has a price, and someone out there is able to pay it.


I seriously doubt that.
 
Dead for Tax Reasons
2023-01-29 9:22:19 PM  
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