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679 clicks; posted to Discussion » on 29 Jan 2023 at 1:02 PM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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bearded clamorer [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-29 9:49:04 AM  
Walk around topless half of the time, and bottomless the other half.
 
weddingsinger [TotalFark]
2023-01-29 9:53:02 AM  
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Martian_Astronomer [TotalFark]
2023-01-29 9:56:26 AM  
I have the reverse of that: Other people don't like it when I'm naked.
 
vudukungfu [TotalFark]
2023-01-29 10:09:31 AM  
Are there dozens of you?
 
BizarreMan [TotalFark]
2023-01-29 10:32:07 AM  
Give up your job as a cam girl/boy.
 
cherryl taggart [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-29 10:41:58 AM  
Get rid of the mirrors in your house.  You'll stop scaring/scarring yourself, and who cares about anyone else?
 
Stephen_Falken [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-29 12:06:52 PM  
If you don't like being naked, then be nude instead.
 
Winterlight [TotalFark]
2023-01-29 12:11:32 PM  
I love walking around the house naked.

The neighbors, however, aren't as pleased with my attitude...
 
pastramithemosterotic
2023-01-29 1:07:18 PM  
Don't do things that require you to be naked.
 
optikeye [TotalFark]
2023-01-29 1:15:50 PM  
Other people probably don't like you being naked either.
 
WelldeadLink
2023-01-29 2:01:38 PM  

pastramithemosterotic: Don't do things that require you to be naked.


Or get a good lover, so you do things which you like to be naked for.
 
foo monkey
2023-01-29 2:05:45 PM  
Do enough people go to the gym and get naked there, such that it's considered a valid point of discussion?  If you exercise regularly, which most people don't, you can do so without going to a gym. If you must go to a gym, you can do so without getting naked. Stop making up problems that don't exist.

Similarly, do enough people have sexual parents, such that getting naked in front of them is a valid point of discussion?  I don't buy it either.
 
MrSplifferton
2023-01-29 2:18:56 PM  

foo monkey: Do enough people go to the gym and get naked there, such that it's considered a valid point of discussion?  If you exercise regularly, which most people don't, you can do so without going to a gym. If you must go to a gym, you can do so without getting naked. Stop making up problems that don't exist.

Similarly, do enough people have sexual parents, such that getting naked in front of them is a valid point of discussion?  I don't buy it either.


It's the weirdest thing, the older I get, and the more stretched out my ball sack gets, the more I want to wander around a gym changing room naked for obscenely long times.  I haven't done it yet, but another 20 years or so, who knows?
 
bughunter [recently expired TotalFark]
2023-01-29 2:25:44 PM  

MrSplifferton: foo monkey: Do enough people go to the gym and get naked there, such that it's considered a valid point of discussion?  If you exercise regularly, which most people don't, you can do so without going to a gym. If you must go to a gym, you can do so without getting naked. Stop making up problems that don't exist.

Similarly, do enough people have sexual parents, such that getting naked in front of them is a valid point of discussion?  I don't buy it either.

It's the weirdest thing, the older I get, and the more stretched out my ball sack gets, the more I want to wander around a gym changing room naked for obscenely long times.  I haven't done it yet, but another 20 years or so, who knows?


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Wendigogo [TotalFark]
2023-01-29 2:36:28 PM  

weddingsinger: [Fark user image image 425x244]


Well, there's a gif I didn't need to see more than once.
 
fragMasterFlash [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-29 2:45:48 PM  
Just make yourself a skin suit. Problem solved!

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zepillin [BareFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-29 3:23:04 PM  
A gym is about the only place in the world where I would feel uncomfortable being naked.

Gym's are weird and twisted
 
Billy Liar
2023-01-29 6:29:41 PM  

MrSplifferton: foo monkey: Do enough people go to the gym and get naked there, such that it's considered a valid point of discussion?  If you exercise regularly, which most people don't, you can do so without going to a gym. If you must go to a gym, you can do so without getting naked. Stop making up problems that don't exist.

Similarly, do enough people have sexual parents, such that getting naked in front of them is a valid point of discussion?  I don't buy it either.

It's the weirdest thing, the older I get, and the more stretched out my ball sack gets, the more I want to wander around a gym changing room naked for obscenely long times.  I haven't done it yet, but another 20 years or so, who knows?


They won't have locker rooms in 20 years.  You'll log in for your workout, press buttons for a little bit, and then log out.  It's all computers now.
 
von Roystmark
2023-01-29 7:04:03 PM  
Then there are the people who would love to go naked but can't stand their own bodies.
 
WelldeadLink
2023-01-29 7:17:47 PM  

Billy Liar: MrSplifferton: foo monkey: Do enough people go to the gym and get naked there, such that it's considered a valid point of discussion?  If you exercise regularly, which most people don't, you can do so without going to a gym. If you must go to a gym, you can do so without getting naked. Stop making up problems that don't exist.

Similarly, do enough people have sexual parents, such that getting naked in front of them is a valid point of discussion?  I don't buy it either.

It's the weirdest thing, the older I get, and the more stretched out my ball sack gets, the more I want to wander around a gym changing room naked for obscenely long times.  I haven't done it yet, but another 20 years or so, who knows?

They won't have locker rooms in 20 years.  You'll log in for your workout, press buttons for a little bit, and then log out.  It's all computers now.


You already can save time by logging in, and click to pre-locker before you go.
 
bughunter [recently expired TotalFark]
2023-01-29 7:48:48 PM  

Billy Liar: MrSplifferton: foo monkey: Do enough people go to the gym and get naked there, such that it's considered a valid point of discussion?  If you exercise regularly, which most people don't, you can do so without going to a gym. If you must go to a gym, you can do so without getting naked. Stop making up problems that don't exist.

Similarly, do enough people have sexual parents, such that getting naked in front of them is a valid point of discussion?  I don't buy it either.

It's the weirdest thing, the older I get, and the more stretched out my ball sack gets, the more I want to wander around a gym changing room naked for obscenely long times.  I haven't done it yet, but another 20 years or so, who knows?

They won't have locker rooms in 20 years.  You'll log in for your workout, press buttons for a little bit, and then log out.  It's all computers now.


Yeah that's great for thumb day, but what about leg day?
 
Billy Liar
2023-01-29 7:57:52 PM  

bughunter: Billy Liar: MrSplifferton: foo monkey: Do enough people go to the gym and get naked there, such that it's considered a valid point of discussion?  If you exercise regularly, which most people don't, you can do so without going to a gym. If you must go to a gym, you can do so without getting naked. Stop making up problems that don't exist.

Similarly, do enough people have sexual parents, such that getting naked in front of them is a valid point of discussion?  I don't buy it either.

It's the weirdest thing, the older I get, and the more stretched out my ball sack gets, the more I want to wander around a gym changing room naked for obscenely long times.  I haven't done it yet, but another 20 years or so, who knows?

They won't have locker rooms in 20 years.  You'll log in for your workout, press buttons for a little bit, and then log out.  It's all computers now.

Yeah that's great for thumb day, but what about leg day?


Oh, don't worry, they'll have atrophied way beyond repair by then.
 
weddingsinger [TotalFark]
2023-01-29 8:48:23 PM  

Wendigogo: weddingsinger: [Fark user image image 425x244]

Well, there's a gif I didn't need to see more than once.


Why? You don't feel they do enough to hide his thunder?
 
Fursecution [BareFark]
2023-01-29 9:55:01 PM  

bughunter: MrSplifferton: foo monkey: Do enough people go to the gym and get naked there, such that it's considered a valid point of discussion?  If you exercise regularly, which most people don't, you can do so without going to a gym. If you must go to a gym, you can do so without getting naked. Stop making up problems that don't exist.

Similarly, do enough people have sexual parents, such that getting naked in front of them is a valid point of discussion?  I don't buy it either.

It's the weirdest thing, the older I get, and the more stretched out my ball sack gets, the more I want to wander around a gym changing room naked for obscenely long times.  I haven't done it yet, but another 20 years or so, who knows?

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In the past ten years, I can count on one had the number of guys I've seen naked and wandering in the gym locker room, and one of those was just yesterday.

/LA Fitness
//The gym locker room at the university, on the other hand, was an old-man sausage-fest.
 
Fursecution [BareFark]
2023-01-29 9:55:44 PM  
*hand
 
Billy Liar
2023-01-29 10:43:40 PM  

MrSplifferton: foo monkey: Do enough people go to the gym and get naked there, such that it's considered a valid point of discussion?  If you exercise regularly, which most people don't, you can do so without going to a gym. If you must go to a gym, you can do so without getting naked. Stop making up problems that don't exist.

Similarly, do enough people have sexual parents, such that getting naked in front of them is a valid point of discussion?  I don't buy it either.

It's the weirdest thing, the older I get, and the more stretched out my ball sack gets, the more I want to wander around a gym changing room naked for obscenely long times.  I haven't done it yet, but another 20 years or so, who knows?


Well, you gotta admit it beats the '70s, when full grown men would hang out at the worksite in just their undershirts and drawers (but wearing hardhats, of course) while they pointed at something in the distance and took notes or called Mike in the job trailer on their walkie-talkies.  I guess we were a little more modest then in our Sears catalog adventures.
 
SpaceBison
2023-01-29 11:42:07 PM  
They need to bring back nude lap swimming. I hate dragging around wet swim trunks.
 
Fursecution [BareFark]
2023-01-30 12:34:25 AM  

SpaceBison: They need to bring back nude lap swimming. I hate dragging around wet swim trunks.


Try the thong. Support and streamlining up front, commando for the cheeks.
 
Harry Wagstaff
2023-01-30 5:30:57 AM  
I assume going streaking is out...
 
WelldeadLink
2023-01-30 2:59:01 PM  

Harry Wagstaff: I assume going streaking is out...


https://geology.com/minerals/streak-test.shtml
 
von Roystmark
2023-01-30 9:39:24 PM  

SpaceBison: They need to bring back nude lap swimming. I hate dragging around wet swim trunks.


The world's best argument for skinny-dipping!

The second-best -- maybe close enough for a tie -- is that when you jump off a cliff into a river and come out with wet swim gear the breeze will chill you via evaporation from your shorts, but if you jump in bare-skinned and climb out the breeze and sunshine quickly dry you.
 
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