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(Daily Star) Hero "SAS Hero weaponized farting in operation named 'goon baiting' to wind up Nazis". That's a real sentence. Copied word for word. In a newspaper (possible nsfw content on page)   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line
    More: Hero, Colditz Castle, Soldier, Secretary of State for Northern Ireland, Northern Ireland, Special Air Service, Colditz, David Stirling, Shadow Secretary of State for Northern Ireland  
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2023-01-29 9:45:41 AM  
And the British complain about how we use the English language.
 
2023-01-29 10:08:25 AM  
I met Stirling in his office in London once. Thankfully, he didn't fart.
 
2023-01-29 10:26:24 AM  

NM Volunteer: And the British complain about how we use the English language.


They made a right pig's ear about it, Chatfield. You're acting all bum and parsley, I say. Harrumph.
 
2023-01-29 10:33:34 AM  
"Newspaper"
 
2023-01-29 10:37:43 AM  
Years ago when I was younger, I read a book called reach for the sky. It was about the English pilot Douglas Bader, who shot down around two dozen German planes all the while having no legs from a previous accident. He got sent to Colditz castle after repeated escape attempts. He detailed a lot of these antics that these guys used to pull as well.  it's out of print now but there are other books that detail his life, if you find that book though it's well worth the read
 
2023-01-29 10:39:59 AM  
The Daily Star is a newspaper like Froot Loops are part of a nutritious breakfast.
 
2023-01-29 11:06:19 AM  
In a newspaperUK tabloid

But in the UK, that is a synonym.
 
2023-01-29 11:07:30 AM  
This may have worked in the Germans, but the Japanese would have been a different story. They're seasoned vets.

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2023-01-29 11:10:39 AM  
"Parp?"
 
2023-01-29 11:13:14 AM  
Weaponized farting has been going on since the middle ages.

Monty Python - I Fart in your General Direction
Youtube -Ro4DrewXHE
 
2023-01-29 11:17:25 AM  
Good show is "Rouge Hero's" on EPIX. The SAS during the war was definitely insane.
 
2023-01-29 11:18:25 AM  
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2023-01-29 11:22:24 AM  
The secret identity of Spleen is revealed.

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2023-01-29 11:23:07 AM  

austerity101: This may have worked in the Germans, but the Japanese would have been a different story. They're seasoned vets.

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Isnt't there a book called "The Fart of War" by some guy named Kung Foo or something similar?
 
2023-01-29 11:23:27 AM  

waffledonkey: "Parp?"


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Parp!
 
2023-01-29 11:28:27 AM  
actual photo of goon baiting POWs in action

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2023-01-29 11:29:20 AM  

waffledonkey: "Parp?"


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2023-01-29 11:29:51 AM  
What you really need to read is SAS: Rogue Heroes by Ben McIntyre, which details the birth of the SAS in WWII in great detail.  Fascinating book and an entertaining read, recently made into a series by the BBC (also recommended).

SpaceMonkey-66: Years ago when I was younger, I read a book called reach for the sky. It was about the English pilot Douglas Bader, who shot down around two dozen German planes all the while having no legs from a previous accident. He got sent to Colditz castle after repeated escape attempts. He detailed a lot of these antics that these guys used to pull as well.  it's out of print now but there are other books that detail his life, if you find that book though it's well worth the read


What he doesn't tell you in that book was how much his fellow prisoners disliked him.  He lost his legs when he was showboating in a biplane, doing a barrel roll so close to the ground that the wingtip dug into the ground which caused it to crash.  Pompous, big-headed and a general PITA who, due to his disability, enjoyed winding up the goons every chance he could in the name of sport, because there was no way he'd ever be allowed to escape as he'd get caught almost immediately for obvious reasons.  That had the effect of making the German guards take their displeasure out on the rest of the other prisoners and giving the escape committees massive headaches.
 
2023-01-29 11:32:22 AM  

waffledonkey: "Parp?"


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2023-01-29 11:44:32 AM  
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Wonders what the fuss is aboot.
 
2023-01-29 11:59:09 AM  
aw man i was expecting a good crop dusting story
 
2023-01-29 12:09:10 PM  
Clearly, this is Monty Python's origin story.
 
2023-01-29 12:27:47 PM  

Mangoose: NM Volunteer: And the British complain about how we use the English language.

They made a right pig's ear about it, Chatfield. You're acting all bum and parsley, I say. Harrumph.


It's the bee's knees, Mangoose, the wasp's nipples.
 
2023-01-29 12:28:39 PM  
Another gem of British war high jinks is the true account of a wacky escape from Turkey in WW1 http://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/51754

Also good for excellent contemporary scenery and the genocide of Armenians plays a role.

(A movie , The Confidence Men, is based on it, haven't seen that)
 
2023-01-29 12:31:21 PM  
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'...so I gave the Jerry prison guards a daily bum-trumpet solo despite the infliction to my underpants!
Allow me to demonstrate or "pootificate" as it were.'
*PARP - QUACK - F-F-F-FEEP - SQUOOORT*
'Oh buggers! Footman, another pair of tightie-whities here - AND the crevice-extraction tongs!'
 
2023-01-29 12:44:36 PM  

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'...so I gave the Jerry prison guards a daily bum-trumpet solo despite the infliction to my underpants!
Allow me to demonstrate or "pootificate" as it were.'
*PARP - QUACK - F-F-F-FEEP - SQUOOORT*
'Oh buggers! Footman, another pair of tightie-whities here - AND the crevice-extraction tongs!'


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2023-01-29 12:46:21 PM  
Just finished reading "Prisoners of the Castle: An Epic Story of Survival and Escape from Colditz, the Nazis' Fortress Prison" by Ben Macintyre, the same author who wrote "Rogue Heroes: The History of the SAS.

Both are worth reading
 
2023-01-29 12:49:07 PM  

Rusty Shackleford: I met Stirling in his office in London once. Thankfully, he didn't fart.


Had to wait until he came back from shooting grouse in Scotland. Doesn't explain how the grouse got into the remote lodge, though.

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2023-01-29 1:38:03 PM  

waffledonkey: "Parp?"


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2023-01-29 2:47:25 PM  
Must have been an excellent job for the guards, rather than going to the east front, they'd just have to count some British farting pilots in a castle, well away from any danger.
 
2023-01-29 3:13:29 PM  

Mangoose: NM Volunteer: And the British complain about how we use the English language.

They made a right pig's ear about it, Chatfield. You're acting all bum and parsley, I say. Harrumph.


The Armstrong and Miller Show | Best Of The RAF Pilots
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2023-01-29 5:42:22 PM  
Don't tell him, Pike! - Dad's Army 50th Anniversary
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2023-01-29 8:48:44 PM  
Who Dares Windy.
 
2023-01-29 9:24:30 PM  

Only You Can See This: What you really need to read is SAS: Rogue Heroes by Ben McIntyre, which details the birth of the SAS in WWII in great detail.  Fascinating book and an entertaining read, recently made into a series by the BBC (also recommended).

SpaceMonkey-66: Years ago when I was younger, I read a book called reach for the sky. It was about the English pilot Douglas Bader, who shot down around two dozen German planes all the while having no legs from a previous accident. He got sent to Colditz castle after repeated escape attempts. He detailed a lot of these antics that these guys used to pull as well.  it's out of print now but there are other books that detail his life, if you find that book though it's well worth the read

What he doesn't tell you in that book was how much his fellow prisoners disliked him.  He lost his legs when he was showboating in a biplane, doing a barrel roll so close to the ground that the wingtip dug into the ground which caused it to crash.  Pompous, big-headed and a general PITA who, due to his disability, enjoyed winding up the goons every chance he could in the name of sport, because there was no way he'd ever be allowed to escape as he'd get caught almost immediately for obvious reasons.  That had the effect of making the German guards take their displeasure out on the rest of the other prisoners and giving the escape committees massive headaches.


Just bought it, thanks for the heads up.

Yea DB was a hotdogger, i'll admit.
 
2023-01-30 2:16:12 AM  

SpaceMonkey-66: Years ago when I was younger, I read a book called reach for the sky. It was about the English pilot Douglas Bader, who shot down around two dozen German planes all the while having no legs from a previous accident. He got sent to Colditz castle after repeated escape attempts. He detailed a lot of these antics that these guys used to pull as well.  it's out of print now but there are other books that detail his life, if you find that book though it's well worth the read


Douglas Bader was based at an airfield next to our village. It's said he could pull a lot more G than other pilots due to his lack of legs.
 
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