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(Guardian)   Remember that radioactive capsule that was reported missing in Australia? Nobody even knew it was gone for weeks. That's real good security work there, Lou   (theguardian.com) divider line
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2023-01-29 7:01:08 AM  
this is the story line of several horror films.
 
2023-01-29 7:09:46 AM  
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"These gauges are designed to be robust and to be used in industrial settings where they may be exposed to weather and vibration, so it is unusual for a gauge to come apart like this one has,"
 
2023-01-29 7:13:10 AM  
Gonna be found as a paper weight for a bunch of highly classified USA government documents.
 
2023-01-29 7:15:54 AM  

Wobambo: Gonna be found as a paper weight for a bunch of highly classified USA government documents.


Pretty crap paperweight since it's not even a centimeter across (smaller than an M&M candy).
 
2023-01-29 7:24:45 AM  

tzzhc4: Wobambo: Gonna be found as a paper weight for a bunch of highly classified USA government documents.

Pretty crap paperweight since it's not even a centimeter across (smaller than an M&M candy).


Eh, haven't been following this. Was picturing something more inanimate carbon rod sized.
 
2023-01-29 7:31:11 AM  

Wobambo: Eh, haven't been following this. Was picturing something more inanimate carbon rod sized.


There's already been a prior thread in which Farkers knew it wasn't a big deal because all you need is a detector and a plane or satellite.
 
2023-01-29 7:38:45 AM  
How radio active, are we talking Smoke Alarm or Mid 20th century glow wrist watch. Or a bag of used gloves from hospital cancer ward?
 
2023-01-29 7:48:32 AM  
Bodies should be turning up by now.
 
2023-01-29 7:53:03 AM  
That's a ripper!

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2023-01-29 8:09:07 AM  
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2023-01-29 8:29:09 AM  

optikeye: How radio active, are we talking Smoke Alarm or Mid 20th century glow wrist watch. Or a bag of used gloves from hospital cancer ward?


From yesterday's article, holding it in your hand exposes you to the same radiation as 10 X-ray diagnostic exposures per hour.
So it is likely impossible for aircraft to detect, and why it's still missing.
The route of the truck is known, so you know, maybe get some people on the ground with hand held Geiger counters or a vehicle with a mounted detector system?
 
2023-01-29 8:41:29 AM  

sinko swimo: this is the story line of several horror films.


Made all the worse by the fact everything in Australia already wants to kill you, so now radioactive giant mutant dropbears.
 
2023-01-29 8:44:11 AM  
so, 'everything in austria' wants to kill folks is literal?
 
2023-01-29 8:48:09 AM  
On Reddit someone 3D printed a replica of it to illustrate the size. It's tiny. It's a cylinder a wee bit smaller than a single piece of Cap'n Crunch cereal. And I mean the yellow-orange crunch bits, not crunchberries. It's small enough to get stuck in tire treads, or big boot treads. It's small enough for a songbird or mouse to eat it whole. You could have it stuck in your front tire tread, slowly irradiating you and giving you cancer, and you'd never know it.

A similar piece like this was lost in cement in Ukraine (during the SSR days) and built into a wall of an apartment building. It killed four people (leukemia) and made 17 others very ill before the source was finally tracked down after a decade.

This is VERY bad for Australia, and the company securing it needs to be sued out of existence. They just had these capsules hanging around loose in a safe, and they lost one because a securing bolt shook loose in the safe, and the capsule was small enough to fall through the hole. They should have been within a container inside that safe.

We shall be lucky if nobody dies on account of this accident.
 
2023-01-29 9:18:09 AM  
The main problem is that they are speaking Australian to each other and no one understands a damn thing.
 
2023-01-29 9:33:07 AM  

optikeye: How radio active, are we talking Smoke Alarm or Mid 20th century glow wrist watch. Or a bag of used gloves from hospital cancer ward?


It's the kind of thing that, if you put it in your pocket and walked around with it, would give you a fatal radiation dose on about 12 hours (more or less; don't feel like doing math right now).
 
2023-01-29 9:46:18 AM  
Just follow the trail of screaming turds left behind by the glowing green five-headed deer.
 
2023-01-29 10:05:00 AM  

optikeye: How radio active, are we talking Smoke Alarm or Mid 20th century glow wrist watch. Or a bag of used gloves from hospital cancer ward?


Mid 80s Paul Rodgers...

The Firm-Radioactive
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2023-01-29 10:16:32 AM  
FTFA: " ... but was not found missing ... "

Not to make light of the situation, but doesn't anyone find this word combination awkward?
Similar to "shot dead" (not to be confused with "shot alive").
 
2023-01-29 10:21:13 AM  
This is beginning to sound more sinister every time I read about it.  What are the chances it was stolen, not simply lost?  The secured device that was not secure, possibly damaged by the thief?  Could someone be trying to build a dirty bomb?  Inside job, with an employee on the take, trying to pass it off as incompetence or shoddy storage?

I watch way too much TV.
 
2023-01-29 10:26:14 AM  

AnudderFreakinFarker: FTFA: " ... but was not found missing ... "

Not to make light of the situation, but doesn't anyone find this word combination awkward?
Similar to "shot dead" (not to be confused with "shot alive").


Probably should read "but was not found to be missing" or "was not discovered missing"
 
2023-01-29 10:41:03 AM  

mrmopar5287: AnudderFreakinFarker: FTFA: " ... but was not found missing ... "

Not to make light of the situation, but doesn't anyone find this word combination awkward?
Similar to "shot dead" (not to be confused with "shot alive").

Probably should read "but was not found to be missing" or "was not discovered missing"


Went on walkabout.
 
2023-01-29 10:54:36 AM  

AnudderFreakinFarker: FTFA: " ... but was not found missing ... "

Not to make light of the situation, but doesn't anyone find this word combination awkward?
Similar to "shot dead" (not to be confused with "shot alive").


We don't say it that way, but "shot alive" would just mean they survived the shot as opposed to died from it, no? So "shot dead" is actually a meaningful phrase.
 
2023-01-29 11:11:43 AM  
Ummm no? Wtf?
 
2023-01-29 11:13:34 AM  
Send Putin to look for it.
 
2023-01-29 11:15:40 AM  
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2023-01-29 11:36:35 AM  
I needed that to complete my set.

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2023-01-29 12:14:15 PM  

AnudderFreakinFarker: FTFA: " ... but was not found missing ... "

Not to make light of the situation, but doesn't anyone find this word combination awkward?
Similar to "shot dead" (not to be confused with "shot alive").


It's"found [to be] missing", phrases dropping connecting words like that are very common in English.
 
2023-01-29 12:45:30 PM  
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2023-01-29 12:49:25 PM  

akallen404: optikeye: How radio active, are we talking Smoke Alarm or Mid 20th century glow wrist watch. Or a bag of used gloves from hospital cancer ward?

It's the kind of thing that, if you put it in your pocket and walked around with it, would give you a fatal radiation dose on about 12 hours (more or less; don't feel like doing math right now).


I'm fairly certain a smoke detector wouldn't give a fatal dose of radiation. if you held it for 12 hours.
Tho that would make a plot point for a "Murder She Wrote" episode.
 
2023-01-29 2:02:21 PM  
If they could have waited for 150 years before noticing it was missing, it wouldn't even be an issue.
 
2023-01-29 2:05:28 PM  

null: sinko swimo: this is the story line of several horror films.

Made all the worse by the fact everything in Australia already wants to kill you, so now radioactive giant mutant dropbears.


Radioactive Giant Tai-Chi Dropbears! The latest Saturday morning cartoon show!
 
2023-01-29 3:03:04 PM  

optikeye: How radio active, are we talking Smoke Alarm or Mid 20th century glow wrist watch. Or a bag of used gloves from hospital cancer ward?


Gamma emitter. Very bad if you're close to it and stay close to it.
 
2023-01-29 3:55:00 PM  

AAAAGGGGHHHH: Just follow the trail of screaming turds left behind by the glowing green five-headed deer

kangaroos.

FTFY
 
2023-01-29 4:28:36 PM  

WilderKWight: On Reddit someone 3D printed a replica of it to illustrate the size. It's tiny. It's a cylinder a wee bit smaller than a single piece of Cap'n Crunch cereal. And I mean the yellow-orange crunch bits, not crunchberries. It's small enough to get stuck in tire treads, or big boot treads. It's small enough for a songbird or mouse to eat it whole. You could have it stuck in your front tire tread, slowly irradiating you and giving you cancer, and you'd never know it.

A similar piece like this was lost in cement in Ukraine (during the SSR days) and built into a wall of an apartment building. It killed four people (leukemia) and made 17 others very ill before the source was finally tracked down after a decade.

This is VERY bad for Australia, and the company securing it needs to be sued out of existence. They just had these capsules hanging around loose in a safe, and they lost one because a securing bolt shook loose in the safe, and the capsule was small enough to fall through the hole. They should have been within a container inside that safe.

We shall be lucky if nobody dies on account of this accident.


Not the first time a density source has been lost, nor the last.

The fact that somebody removed it out of its source holder.....brave. The pill is a least robust.

People simply don't understand what outback roads do to bolts on vehicles: hence gear making a bid for freedom from the back of a Ute.

A 19g tho? Thats a hot bugger. The usual ones I play with are only 3.7g's or 5.4g's (in cs137)

(Smoke detector is 37k FYI)

Since its a clean point source, if they are clever a nice filtered spectral scintillation counter (.6617kev) should be able to find it if they have a big enough crystal etc.

I'd ease up a bit on the hyperbole too. It's not totally unsealed.

/spent years working in that field /w sources like that
//including that part of the world.
///more instruments to fix....
 
2023-01-29 4:35:38 PM  

optikeye: akallen404: optikeye: How radio active, are we talking Smoke Alarm or Mid 20th century glow wrist watch. Or a bag of used gloves from hospital cancer ward?

It's the kind of thing that, if you put it in your pocket and walked around with it, would give you a fatal radiation dose on about 12 hours (more or less; don't feel like doing math right now).

I'm fairly certain a smoke detector wouldn't give a fatal dose of radiation. if you held it for 12 hours.
Tho that would make a plot point for a "Murder She Wrote" episode.


In simply terms:

Your average smoke detector is 37k Am241 alpha source (shielding req)

(Think a 37kB text document on your PC)

This is a 19g, cs137 gamma source (more shielding req)

(Think a 19gB massive movie file download)

TWF's etc are different, but this gamma source is much larger.
 
2023-01-29 4:57:20 PM  
Cesium 137 is not terribly dangerous in itself. But a decay product is very dangerous, because it's a gamma emitter. The "normal" danger of Cs137 is that it's chemically similar to potassium, so if ingested, it can pose a major problem. It also happens to be one of the major waste products in spent nuclear fuel.
 
2023-01-29 6:03:18 PM  
What's the status of grease on poles in Philly?
 
2023-01-29 6:03:46 PM  

RoughTrickNamedJim: What's the status of grease on poles in Philly?


Fark. Wrong thread.
 
2023-01-29 6:13:03 PM  
Every couple of years, I take a 'nuclear stress test', which turns me into a gamma emitter for a couple of days. After the test, they give me a form to show to any cop who picks me up on his radiation detector. If local cops in New England carry detectors capable of detecting a low-level gamma emitter in another car, I can't help feeling that the Australian military have something more sophisticated.
 
2023-01-29 8:18:20 PM  

Tillmaster: Every couple of years, I take a 'nuclear stress test', which turns me into a gamma emitter for a couple of days. After the test, they give me a form to show to any cop who picks me up on his radiation detector. If local cops in New England carry detectors capable of detecting a low-level gamma emitter in another car, I can't help feeling that the Australian military have something more sophisticated.


Do your testicles glow like a night light?
 
2023-01-29 9:02:55 PM  

optikeye: Tillmaster: Every couple of years, I take a 'nuclear stress test', which turns me into a gamma emitter for a couple of days. After the test, they give me a form to show to any cop who picks me up on his radiation detector. If local cops in New England carry detectors capable of detecting a low-level gamma emitter in another car, I can't help feeling that the Australian military have something more sophisticated.

Do your testicles glow like a night light?


Testicles are besticles...
 
2023-01-29 9:07:42 PM  
Had to look up the math as their form of measurement is different than what we used back in the day. Long story short, about 1/4th the strength of the cesium sources we worked with in the oilfield. Still bad of someone finds it.

In any case, someone did not store it properly, or removed it from the holder for some reason. Ours were in a machined, windowed housing about the size of a Coke can, and stored in a 100+ lb lead-lined metal container, locked and chained in the back of the truck. At the end of the day, we were supposed to move the container to a buried storage area behind the shop, until we needed it again.
 
2023-01-29 9:35:23 PM  

The Irresponsible Captain: I needed that to complete my set.

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The expression on the kid always cracked me up, it looks like just swallowed one of the sources.
 
2023-01-29 11:13:04 PM  

UndeadPoetsSociety: AnudderFreakinFarker: FTFA: " ... but was not found missing ... "

Not to make light of the situation, but doesn't anyone find this word combination awkward?
Similar to "shot dead" (not to be confused with "shot alive").

It's"found [to be] missing", phrases dropping connecting words like that are very common in English.


Needs fixed
Caught sayof
I accidentally the whole fleshlight

Zero copula
 
2023-01-30 10:05:17 AM  

Boomstickz: Since its a clean point source, if they are clever a nice filtered spectral scintillation counter (.6617kev) should be able to find it if they have a big enough crystal etc.


This feels like the kind of thing that's just limited by the number of "machines that will go bing if near this little plug of death metal" that can be transported in cars, and the speed those cars can travel at and still have a good chance of actually detecting it.

It feels like the kind of thing someone with knowledge of the detectors and this source should be able to math out the speed that a vehicle with a detector can travel and have some arbitrary level of confidence that they'll be able to measure it.

Then you have X amount of road, Y number of available vehicles, that can travel at speed Z, and you get an idea of how long it would take to find the thing if it's actually on the road still and not stuck in someone's tire or down a rain gutter or whatever.  Multiply X if the search radius means you need to be in different lanes to make sure you cover left and right side of the road, or whatever.

I'm sure someone actually involved with this is doing a similar process, and that they don't want those details public because it lets nerds argue with them about their approach.  Like, uh, can't imagine who might do things like that over coffee on a monday morning.  Nope.
 
2023-01-30 10:50:57 AM  

NkThrasher: Boomstickz: Since its a clean point source, if they are clever a nice filtered spectral scintillation counter (.6617kev) should be able to find it if they have a big enough crystal etc.

This feels like the kind of thing that's just limited by the number of "machines that will go bing if near this little plug of death metal" that can be transported in cars, and the speed those cars can travel at and still have a good chance of actually detecting it.

It feels like the kind of thing someone with knowledge of the detectors and this source should be able to math out the speed that a vehicle with a detector can travel and have some arbitrary level of confidence that they'll be able to measure it.

Then you have X amount of road, Y number of available vehicles, that can travel at speed Z, and you get an idea of how long it would take to find the thing if it's actually on the road still and not stuck in someone's tire or down a rain gutter or whatever.  Multiply X if the search radius means you need to be in different lanes to make sure you cover left and right side of the road, or whatever.

I'm sure someone actually involved with this is doing a similar process, and that they don't want those details public because it lets nerds argue with them about their approach.  Like, uh, can't imagine who might do things like that over coffee on a monday morning.  Nope.



Yeah all of this, even if it is still right next to the road that is 1,400kms of road to check.

And it being there would be luckier than winning the lotto twice.  Been missing for 2 weeks which means 2 weeks for it to be picked up in tires by someone not driving on only that road, blown off the road by a road-train going past at 110, some curious bird to have grabbed it and flown away, or plenty of other reasons it didn't just drop down flat to be recovered.

Also there was a little storm that just blew through today over a good chunk of where it might be which wouldn't help.

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I will be genuinely surprised if it is found anywhere near the road or anytime soon rather than in 2 years when someone bush bashing finds an unusual trail of dead animals.
 
2023-01-30 12:14:48 PM  

Greymalkin: Yeah all of this, even if it is still right next to the road that is 1,400kms of road to check.

And it being there would be luckier than winning the lotto twice.  Been missing for 2 weeks which means 2 weeks for it to be picked up in tires by someone not driving on only that road, blown off the road by a road-train going past at 110, some curious bird to have grabbed it and flown away, or plenty of other reasons it didn't just drop down flat to be recovered.


Yeah.  Pretending it's on the road, and you have to drive the road twice, and are limited to 50KPH (half highway speed)

(1,400 * 2) / 50 = 56 vehicle hours.  So in theory that's on the order of a week to scan with a single vehicle.

Limit to 25 KPH, two weeks for a single vehicle.

Limit to 5 KPH (like walking speed), 10 weeks for a single vehicle. 

All this as a rough order, of course.  This feels to me like the kind of thing that if there is only one scanning set up and the search radius is small and requires slow speeds... that's a big problem, since it increases the time the item has to wander.  In my industry we often say "multiplication is mean", and this is definitely a case where it gets mean fast.

I'd say you're spot on though, something this small being out and about for two weeks + any search time, is an easy mark for getting blown off the road or washed down into a ditch by some rain or what have you.  They're rolling the dice on it still being close enough to the road to be easily located.

But they need to do the due diligence to check for it near the road as best as they can.

I don't envy them the position, at all.
 
2023-01-30 12:28:22 PM  
And, of course, they should actively scan places where the vehicle wasn't in transit on the road (which is probably where they're starting).  Truck stops for gas / food / rest etc should be easy hot spots to initially scan through with a team using hand held equipment.  Especially since that's where the risk to people would be greatest, and in theory where more jarring and opening/closing of stuff may have occurred.  That's probably an entirely different protocol than just "drive around waiting for a beep".
 
2023-01-30 3:37:18 PM  

Greymalkin: NkThrasher: Boomstickz: Since its a clean point source, if they are clever a nice filtered spectral scintillation counter (.6617kev) should be able to find it if they have a big enough crystal etc.

This feels like the kind of thing that's just limited by the number of "machines that will go bing if near this little plug of death metal" that can be transported in cars, and the speed those cars can travel at and still have a good chance of actually detecting it.

It feels like the kind of thing someone with knowledge of the detectors and this source should be able to math out the speed that a vehicle with a detector can travel and have some arbitrary level of confidence that they'll be able to measure it.

Then you have X amount of road, Y number of available vehicles, that can travel at speed Z, and you get an idea of how long it would take to find the thing if it's actually on the road still and not stuck in someone's tire or down a rain gutter or whatever.  Multiply X if the search radius means you need to be in different lanes to make sure you cover left and right side of the road, or whatever.

I'm sure someone actually involved with this is doing a similar process, and that they don't want those details public because it lets nerds argue with them about their approach.  Like, uh, can't imagine who might do things like that over coffee on a monday morning.  Nope.


Yeah all of this, even if it is still right next to the road that is 1,400kms of road to check.

And it being there would be luckier than winning the lotto twice.  Been missing for 2 weeks which means 2 weeks for it to be picked up in tires by someone not driving on only that road, blown off the road by a road-train going past at 110, some curious bird to have grabbed it and flown away, or plenty of other reasons it didn't just drop down flat to be recovered.

Also there was a little storm that just blew through today over a good chunk of where it might be which wouldn't help.

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I will be genuinely surprised if it is found anywhere near the road or anytime soon rather than in 2 years when someone bush bashing finds an unusual trail of dead animals.


It's, um, happened before in South Australia, but that was literally the whole lead Pig (radiation storage box), with the source pill in its stainless steel holder.

In this case it's just the pill, which makes it a lot easier from a detection point of view. It's not the hardest piece of hardware to make (nor bulky)

Also, there isnt much detail, on if this is a logging source, roadway density source or a production density gauge source?

And what the hell was the pill doing out of its stainless steel holder?

There are a few things that really don't add up here.

I get a nasty feeling that the truck driver is copping the blame for somebody loosing a source on site (I can see how that would happen given the transit regs) but I'll be happy to be proven wrong.

The arse covering must be immense. Can you imagine what would happen if the source ended up in some grade?

I'd be impressed if a bird picked up a cs137 pill.

It's a tricky one

/has had a WA rad licence
 
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