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(ESPN)   Will the 49ers win and have a shot at a sixth Super Bowl? Or will the Eagles win at home and go to the Big Game? Brock Purdy or Jalen Hurts? It is the NFC Championship Game thread, kickoff is at 3:00 PM ET on FOX   (espn.com) divider line
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puffy999 [TotalFark]
2023-01-28 9:09:30 PM  
Penis!

Also, hopefully this is either a good game or a hilarious blowout.
 
skybird659 [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-28 9:09:42 PM  
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NewportBarGuy [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-28 9:11:14 PM  
Eagles will make Purdy their b*tch.
 
Creoena [TotalFark]
2023-01-28 9:11:26 PM  
Fark the Eagles and everything they stand for.
 
fragMasterFlash [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-28 9:14:49 PM  
I want SF to lose because NFC west reasons but as long as the game stays interesting I'll gladly be watching.
 
kdawg7736 [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-28 9:43:34 PM  
I hate all Philly teams. I hope they lose so I don't hear the coworkers and fellow Moose members who are fans boast about the Eagles all day.

I still hope to see Steelers vs. Eagles in the Superb Owl someday.
 
kudayta [TotalFark]
2023-01-28 10:09:55 PM  
It doesn't matter what the over/under is, take the under.
 
skybird659 [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-29 12:16:01 AM  

NewportBarGuy: Eagles will make Purdy their b*tch.


Their post-game b*tch because they'll ALL be biatching about how her burned them!
Go 9ers!
 
skybird659 [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-29 12:17:31 AM  
EDIT BUTTON, DAMMIT!!!!
 
Cyberluddite [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-29 1:55:15 AM  
The final score will be the very unusual final of 16-13.  I'm just not sure which team will win.

GO NINERS!!
 
neapoi [TotalFark]
2023-01-29 2:48:01 AM  
Pulling for the birds cause birds stick together.
 
relaxitsjustme [TotalFark]
2023-01-29 3:46:33 AM  
It's midnight for Cinderella and Purdy is going to turn back into a pumpkin. Fly Eagles Fly!
 
Marcus Aurelius [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-29 6:06:15 AM  

puffy999: Penis!


Philly didn't grease their poles for nothing!

/go iggles
 
Marcus Aurelius [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-29 6:09:28 AM  

skybird659: NewportBarGuy: Eagles will make Purdy their b*tch.

Their post-game b*tch because they'll ALL be biatching about how her burned them!
Go 9ers!


Dream on, baby.  Eagles secondary isn't going to give poor Brock anyone to throw to.
 
martiandooz [TotalFark]
2023-01-29 6:50:20 AM  
YO ADRIAN!!!

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HeathenHealer [TotalFark]
2023-01-29 9:19:46 AM  
I keep waiting for Purdy to have a "rookie" game. I think it happens tonight and the Iggles take advantage.
 
downstairs [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-29 11:47:16 AM  
Let's go NOT PHILLY.
 
Spectrum
2023-01-29 2:19:50 PM  
I'd like to see the 49ers win, but I really have no idea how this game will go. If I were a betting man, the only bet I would make would be to take the under.
 
Adolf Oliver Nipples [TotalFark]
2023-01-29 2:20:55 PM  
Fark the Eagles.

First off, if they win I'm going to die at work in two weeks. Second, I've had to listen to Goddamn Eagles bullshiat incessantly all year and I was over it a long time ago. Third, Philadelphia sucks and doesn't deserve good things. Last, the disappointment and moping sadness tomorrow will be a great birthday present.

I have no love for the Niners, and in truth I hope they don't get a sixth. But I really hope the Eagles never win another Super Bowl and I wish I could go back in time and keep them from winning the one they did, even if it was against the Goddamn Bradys.
 
Nefarious [recently expired TotalFark]
2023-01-29 2:21:51 PM  
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2023-01-29 2:23:56 PM  

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6nome
2023-01-29 2:34:30 PM  
I'm watching just to see if Eagles fans throw batteries onto the field.
 
germ78
2023-01-29 2:34:36 PM  
If the Niners win the Super Bowl, I wonder if they'll be the first team to win it but have lost to the team with the #1 overall pick?
 
Sexy Jesus [recently expired TotalFark]
2023-01-29 2:35:44 PM  

Creoena: Fark the Eagles and everything they stand for.


6 minutes...
 
Olympic Trolling Judge
2023-01-29 2:36:44 PM  
Bengals-49ers Super Bowls have not gone well historically.  On the other hand, Bengals-Eagles has a risk of somehow ending in a tie.

I just hope both teams have fun.
 
Polish Hussar [TotalFark]
2023-01-29 2:38:26 PM  

Cyberluddite: The final score will be the very unusual final of 16-13.  I'm just not sure which team will win.

GO NINERS!!


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abhorrent1
2023-01-29 2:39:29 PM  
Go 49ers because Fark Philly and their stupid teams, stupid faces, their stupid cheese steaks, their stupid statues and their stupid accents.
 
I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-29 2:40:00 PM  
I just want both teams to die in a fire.
 
Your_Huckleberry
2023-01-29 2:41:11 PM  
I wonder, if you're not a fan of the team in the area where you live, do you become more interested in seeing them not win?

It feels like I'm surrounded by smack talking 49er fans and sports talk. Logically,I doubt they are any more aggressive in their fandom than anywhere else, but it's still annoying.
 
stationalpha5
2023-01-29 2:41:43 PM  
No particular love for either team, but wanting the Niners to win because I presume Purdy is one of Brock Sampson's illegitimate children.

I hope both teams have fun a quarter of stifling defense, a quarter of long passes, a quarter of bonkers broken  plays, and a quarter of indefensible coaching decisions which result in the losing team handing the win away.
 
Daedalus27
2023-01-29 2:42:10 PM  

Nefarious: Here[Fark user image 850x637]


Thanks for the reminder.  Only had to replace 2 players.  Going all in on 49ers and Bengals so we will see if my strategy blows up in my face.

I think 49ers win by 3, I think Bengals win by 7
 
Your_Huckleberry
2023-01-29 2:42:32 PM  

germ78: If the Niners win the Super Bowl, I wonder if they'll be the first team to win it but have lost to the team with the #1 overall pick?


I don't let the 49er fans I work with forget that, either.
 
Nick el Ass
2023-01-29 2:43:06 PM  
All 4 teams. 

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2023-01-29 2:44:16 PM  
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2023-01-29 2:44:59 PM  
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2023-01-29 2:47:28 PM  
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Go Niners!
 
Hillbilly Jim
2023-01-29 2:48:12 PM  
PENIS

Also go Iggles I guess.

/sorry Iggle fans
 
Be polite walk on the right
2023-01-29 2:48:18 PM  
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/good luck
//we're all counting on you
 
Nick el Ass
2023-01-29 2:49:02 PM  
I like the new commercials, and would gladly eat Maya Rudolf instead of the old spokes candies for M&Ms.
 
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2023-01-29 2:49:16 PM  

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Olympic Trolling Judge
2023-01-29 2:50:20 PM  

Your_Huckleberry: I wonder, if you're not a fan of the team in the area where you live, do you become more interested in seeing them not win?

It feels like I'm surrounded by smack talking 49er fans and sports talk. Logically,I doubt they are any more aggressive in their fandom than anywhere else, but it's still annoying.


Probably.  Living in PA among insufferable Eagles fans did sour me on the team for as long as I was there.
 
Spectrum
2023-01-29 2:51:48 PM  
I don't mind talking Gronk. Much better than acting Gronk selling insurance.
 
Marbleisheavy
2023-01-29 2:52:24 PM  
I would like to see the Purdy story keep on going.  So let's go niners?
 
Nick el Ass
2023-01-29 2:54:04 PM  

Nick el Ass: I like the new commercials, and would gladly eat Maya Rudolf instead of the old spokes candies for M&Ms.


* Maya Rudolph

/At least I could spell her name correctly before chowing down.
//Don't eat much sugar.
///Damn it.
 
nvmac [OhFark]
2023-01-29 2:54:59 PM  
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C'mon NINERS, show 'em all!!

Any given Sunday and all.  I've been listening all week to crap, and apparently we're going to lose big.

So, FARK IT and win!

NINERS!!!!
 
Your_Huckleberry
2023-01-29 2:55:56 PM  
Only Gronk/Sean Payton took the Niners.

I wouldn't be shocked in the slightest in the Niners win this. They are an incredibly tough. But I'll stick pick the Eagles in a close one, maybe 20-17.
 
jaylectricity [TotalFark]
2023-01-29 2:56:04 PM  
I made four bets for today's games. I forget what they are. I will just check after both games are over and gloat or share my shame tonight.

What's a verb that means the opposite of gloat?
 
HeathenHealer [TotalFark]
2023-01-29 2:56:35 PM  

nvmac: I've been listening all week to crap, and apparently we're going to lose big.


Unless Purdy completely melts-down (or Hurts) I can't imagine this game getting out of hand either way. I think it will be one of the best games of the playoffs.
 
Uchiha_Cycliste [TotalFark]
2023-01-29 2:56:54 PM  

jaylectricity: I made four bets for today's games. I forget what they are. I will just check after both games are over and gloat or share my shame tonight.

What's a verb that means the opposite of gloat?


Grumble?
 
abhorrent1
2023-01-29 2:57:30 PM  

jaylectricity: What's a verb that means the opposite of gloat?


brood?
 
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