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4578 clicks; posted to Food » and Politics » on 28 Jan 2023 at 11:17 PM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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Monty_Zoncolan [TotalFark]
2023-01-28 7:48:08 PM  
if it's not 'pizza' then I quit
 
cretinbob [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-28 8:16:49 PM  
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neapoi [TotalFark]
2023-01-28 8:50:11 PM  
Illinois made me chuckle.

/no I won't give it away read the article!
 
skybird659 [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-28 9:19:45 PM  
What? No 'Onion'?
 
sinner4ever
2023-01-28 9:50:05 PM  

skybird659: What? No 'Onion'?


The answer is always onion.
 
Be polite walk on the right
2023-01-28 11:20:26 PM  
Your Eternal Soul
 
Hootsweet
2023-01-28 11:25:41 PM  
Washington....do not comprehend.
 
Summoner101
2023-01-28 11:25:46 PM  
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Sausage eaten off nude 83-year-old lying on boardroom table

I didn't realize I came in here to be threatened with a good time
 
Summoner101
2023-01-28 11:26:32 PM  

Hootsweet: Washington....do not comprehend.


Came five seconds too late *shakes tiny fist*
 
baxterdog
2023-01-28 11:28:06 PM  

sinner4ever: skybird659: What? No 'Onion'?

The answer is always onion.


Walked into a bar with some onion on my hip,
Bartender says what's up with this?
Old skool rocking, mad cat stalking,
Never read no article but still talking.

RIP MCA.
 
Summoner101
2023-01-28 11:29:38 PM  

baxterdog: sinner4ever: skybird659: What? No 'Onion'?

The answer is always onion.

Walked into a bar with some onion on my hip,
Bartender says what's up with this?
Old skool rocking, mad cat stalking,
Never read no article but still talking.

RIP MCA.


As was the style at the time
 
Aussie_As
2023-01-28 11:34:20 PM  
I get this being on the food tab but only a few reasons to be on the politics tab. Mississippi sadly political, would have been funny if it wasn't so true.
 
Spice Must Flow
2023-01-28 11:35:41 PM  
My favorite pizza topping?
Tacos!
 
Oysterman
2023-01-28 11:35:48 PM  
But what about kiwi and pineapple?
 
Vacation Bible School
2023-01-28 11:37:03 PM  
Arkansas checks out.
 
aremmes
2023-01-28 11:37:29 PM  
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And delivered in a gift box.

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baxterdog
2023-01-28 11:38:01 PM  

Summoner101: baxterdog: sinner4ever: skybird659: What? No 'Onion'?

The answer is always onion.

Walked into a bar with some onion on my hip,
Bartender says what's up with this?
Old skool rocking, mad cat stalking,
Never read no article but still talking.

RIP MCA.

As was the style at the time


You vampired my funnies!
 
invictus2 [TotalFark]
2023-01-28 11:38:06 PM  
Mary Kate and Ashley Olson - Gimme Pizza Song (Slowed Down)
Youtube CJEoASUMZbI
 
likefunbutnot [OhFark]
2023-01-28 11:38:22 PM  
Well they definitely called Illinois, Indiana, Ohio, Kentucky and Tennessee.
 
I should be in the kitchen
2023-01-28 11:40:45 PM  
Perfect
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NM Volunteer [TotalFark]
2023-01-28 11:40:54 PM  
New Mexico was a miss.  They should have gone with goatheads.
 
Bootleg [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-28 11:42:50 PM  

Hootsweet: Washington....do not comprehend.


Oh, so it wasn't just me.
 
Duck_of_Doom [OhFark]
2023-01-28 11:43:29 PM  
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Pizza? Really, darling, what are we, ethnics?

You apologize to Frank Pepe right now Mrs. Hepburn
 
darkeyes
2023-01-28 11:45:02 PM  
Hawaii fails for not being Spam
 
Summoner101
2023-01-28 11:45:19 PM  

baxterdog: Summoner101: baxterdog: sinner4ever: skybird659: What? No 'Onion'?

The answer is always onion.

Walked into a bar with some onion on my hip,
Bartender says what's up with this?
Old skool rocking, mad cat stalking,
Never read no article but still talking.

RIP MCA.

As was the style at the time

You vampired my funnies!


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OhioUGrad
2023-01-28 11:48:59 PM  

Summoner101: Hootsweet: Washington....do not comprehend.

Came five seconds too late *shakes tiny fist*


From what I'm told there is no "too late" only "too early"

Also,
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What the fark? They totally overlooked Cincinnati chili as a joke with cinnamon/chocolate for some kind of Pizza Hut bullshiat?

I believe The Onion is slipping from being correct about the news for so long
 
kdawg7736 [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-28 11:52:06 PM  
Steel-stuffed crust for Pennsylvania? That would be so hard to choose.
 
Tyrone Slothrop
2023-01-28 11:59:44 PM  
Illinois: Another pizza.

Technically that only applies for the Chicago area.
 
johnny queso
2023-01-29 12:00:41 AM  

neapoi: Illinois made me chuckle.

/no I won't give it away read the article!


illinois, indiana and wyoming are perfect
 
baxterdog
2023-01-29 12:02:26 AM  

Summoner101: baxterdog: Summoner101: baxterdog: sinner4ever: skybird659: What? No 'Onion'?

The answer is always onion.

Walked into a bar with some onion on my hip,
Bartender says what's up with this?
Old skool rocking, mad cat stalking,
Never read no article but still talking.

RIP MCA.

As was the style at the time

You vampired my funnies!

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And the setup was right there. Fist bump.
 
SamFlagg [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-29 12:04:12 AM  

kdawg7736: Steel-stuffed crust for Pennsylvania? That would be so hard to choose.


Frankly I find its hard for chews.
 
detonator
2023-01-29 12:06:32 AM  

I should be in the kitchen: Perfect
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Totally nailed it
 
WheezerTheGeezer [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-29 12:06:41 AM  

neapoi: Illinois made me chuckle.

/no I won't give it away read the article!


That one makes me hungry.
 
Yeast No 7
2023-01-29 12:11:55 AM  

Tyrone Slothrop: Illinois: Another pizza.

Technically that only applies for the Chicago area.


Correct, since the rest of it is Indiana.
 
brantgoose [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-29 12:13:46 AM  
That's with the apparent genitals that hang down from Alabama?

Over the slogan "Special ground me that Gays aren't allowed to eat"

Is that the joke?

Yes, I admit I looked at the map of Alabama without Trump sharpie additions.
 
brantgoose [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-29 12:15:35 AM  
Then I accidentally lost that slide. Hence the correction:


Special ground beef that gay people aren't allowed to eat

It must be a meme I don't instantly recognize.
 
kdawg7736 [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-29 12:16:06 AM  
That list delivers, even if it is satire.
 
brantgoose [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-29 12:21:54 AM  
https://www.al.com/news/g66l-2019/03/db42af26516413/southern-lgbtq-history-collected-preserved-in-alabama.html

I think some clues may be found on the above website.
 
brantgoose [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-29 12:23:02 AM  

brantgoose: Then I accidentally lost that slide. Hence the correction:


Special ground beef that gay people aren't allowed to eat
It must be a meme I don't instantly recognize.


OMG. The mistake was worse than I thought.

I should learn not to reread my posts are reread before I post.
 
brantgoose [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-29 12:25:06 AM  

aremmes: [Fark user image 850x654]

And delivered in a gift box.

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This confirms my suspicion about this slide show without me having to look at the whole slide show. Kudos. I have found my answer. It is dick jokes all the way down the list.
 
Monkey
2023-01-29 12:28:34 AM  
Pretty much nailed Maine.
 
brantgoose [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-29 12:28:56 AM  
Have you ever noticed that Illinois is a cartoon of Donald Trump?

Once you see it, it can not be unseen:
 
NINEv2
2023-01-29 12:32:11 AM  

brantgoose: Have you ever noticed that Illinois is a cartoon of Donald Trump?

Once you see it, it can not be unseen:


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Be polite walk on the right
2023-01-29 12:35:43 AM  
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nytmare
2023-01-29 12:38:08 AM  
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Oneiros [OhFark]
2023-01-29 12:51:45 AM  

brantgoose: That's with the apparent genitals that hang down from Alabama?


It's their part of the Redneck Riviera

Imagine the worst parts of Alabama and Florida together in one place

/lived in Alabama once
//refuses to ever go back
 
BuckTurgidson
2023-01-29 12:52:35 AM  
Colorado:  A thin layer of Under Armour lightweight thermal nylon between sauce and cheese.

Acktuallhy that's a common misperception: the middle layer is 55% polyester.

And the toppings over the cheese include pineapple and shelled shrimp.
 
Mr.Insightful
2023-01-29 1:11:42 AM  
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Barbecued cheese


/ I hate to admit it, but that doesn't sound half bad.
 
wildcardjack
2023-01-29 1:12:55 AM  

Be polite walk on the right: [c.tenor.com image 220x166]


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Second one looks like Gomez Addams has been stepping up his model railroad work.
 
Valter
2023-01-29 1:13:17 AM  
Virginia: Artichokes originally owned by Thomas Jefferson.

First of all, no. F that guy.

Second, people always seem to forget about Virginia when it comes to these sorts of things. It's a big-ass state that spans from the coast of the Atlantic to the inner panties of America. Plus right up we're I'm at is the seat of our government.

This is a place to know. Virginia is for lovers. I've learned to love it.
 
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