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Incident on 57th Street [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-28 11:21:11 PM  
FTFA:  "...Prosecutors said protesters forced their way into the poultry facilities and stole chickens under the guise of liberating them from allegedly harmful conditions..."

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Law enforcement officers in riot gear wait to arrest animal rights activists holding dead ducks they claim to have found inside the Reichardt Duck Farm on Middle Two Rock Road on Monday. (photo by John Burgess/The Press Democrat)
 
Walker [TotalFark]
2023-01-29 1:09:08 AM  
"We will beat these duck holders to within an inch of their lives"
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Is that kind of riot gear and macho posturing really needed for a bunch of hippies holding dead ducks?
 
cyberspacedout
2023-01-29 1:09:14 AM  

Incident on 57th Street: FTFA:  "...Prosecutors said protesters forced their way into the poultry facilities and stole chickens under the guise of liberating them from allegedly harmful conditions..."

[Fark user image image 850x493]Law enforcement officers in riot gear wait to arrest animal rights activists holding dead ducks they claim to have found inside the Reichardt Duck Farm on Middle Two Rock Road on Monday. (photo by John Burgess/The Press Democrat)


Your tax dollars at work, people.
 
mrparks
2023-01-29 1:13:26 AM  
Nope, too obvious of a set up.
 
169th Cousin [TotalFark]
2023-01-29 1:13:51 AM  
Why did the...Fark it, never mind.
 
169th Cousin [TotalFark]
2023-01-29 1:14:34 AM  

mrparks: Nope, too obvious of a set up.


Ditto
 
169th Cousin [TotalFark]
2023-01-29 1:18:47 AM  
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Pointy Tail of Satan
2023-01-29 1:20:14 AM  
One protester was given medical treatment for a baton quack on the head.
 
FigPucker [BareFark]
2023-01-29 1:23:28 AM  
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Rustle this MF'rs

/Metal AF chickens
 
mrparks
2023-01-29 1:40:47 AM  

169th Cousin: mrparks: Nope, too obvious of a set up.

Ditto


I mean, they did get cock. Caught. Sorry.

😂
 
TorpedoOrca
2023-01-29 1:41:14 AM  
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Literally a larger show of force than the DC police showed on 1/6
 
drjekel_mrhyde
2023-01-29 1:45:03 AM  

FigPucker: [whatwhenwhy.net image 608x565]

Rustle this MF'rs

/Metal AF chickens


I should use that as my main picture
 
anuran
2023-01-29 1:57:29 AM  

FigPucker: [whatwhenwhy.net image 608x565]

Rustle this MF'rs

/Metal AF chickens


black all the way through. even the meat. they are .... very unusual
 
maxandgrinch [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-29 2:16:14 AM  
Was in Berkeley today and got to see a two finger fart or shart dip-n-sniff test while sitting at a red light.

That guy looked like he could use some help, but wait there were some chickens who have homes and all the food they can eat, that are in danger!  Robin - to the Chickenmobile!
 
foo monkey
2023-01-29 2:18:45 AM  

Walker: "We will beat these duck holders to within an inch of their lives"
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Is that kind of riot gear and macho posturing really needed for a bunch of hippies holding dead ducks?


They're all lined up like when the cops display the guns and cash seized at a drug bust. Except it's people protesting the treatment of ducks and dead ducks.
 
Mr. Shabooboo
2023-01-29 2:25:42 AM  
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"Respect my authoritah"
 
Valter
2023-01-29 3:06:09 AM  

TorpedoOrca: [Fark user image 425x246]

Literally a larger show of force than the DC police showed on 1/6


What in the world is this image intended to portray? It doesn't make the cops look good.
 
Omnivorous [BareFark]
2023-01-29 3:57:05 AM  
Have you seen the price of eggs lately?
 
Spice Must Flow
2023-01-29 3:59:08 AM  
What the duck is going on in this picture?
Oh. Petaluma.

You can pet a cow,
And you can pet a chicken,
But you can't pet a luma.

Fun fact: both Lagunitas and Amy's Kitchen (vegetarian frozen food) started on a stovetop in Petaluma, and are now worth millions of dollars. Amy's is the #3 soup producer after Progresso and Campbell's.  Lagunitas sold to Heineken for a billion.

This group of kids were very, very close to great success.
And then they missed it completely.
 
Spice Must Flow
2023-01-29 4:01:59 AM  

Omnivorous: Have you seen the price of eggs lately?


Ben Garrison has. I'll spare you the details.

Just to save you time, roll your eyes so hard it hurts, and say WTF?
 
Madman drummers bummers [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-29 5:09:23 AM  

cyberspacedout: Incident on 57th Street: FTFA:  "...Prosecutors said protesters forced their way into the poultry facilities and stole chickens under the guise of liberating them from allegedly harmful conditions..."

[Fark user image image 850x493]Law enforcement officers in riot gear wait to arrest animal rights activists holding dead ducks they claim to have found inside the Reichardt Duck Farm on Middle Two Rock Road on Monday. (photo by John Burgess/The Press Democrat)

Your tax dollars at work, people.


Could have saved a few bawks.
 
Ragin' Asian [recently expired TotalFark]
2023-01-29 6:18:01 AM  
It's the Pinkerton!
 
justanotherfarkinfarker
2023-01-29 8:03:22 AM  
You know every dude there just wanted to bang the pink haired girl and was like sure this is a great idea
 
roosterhead
2023-01-29 8:34:48 AM  
how do you define stupid
"Hey guys, let's go to McDs for nuggets and fries after, yea?"
 
Hugh Manatee
2023-01-29 8:56:59 AM  
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farkitallletitend
2023-01-29 10:34:15 AM  
To get away from the stinky hippies.
 
austerity101 [BareFark]
2023-01-29 11:03:50 AM  

Valter: TorpedoOrca: [Fark user image 425x246]

Literally a larger show of force than the DC police showed on 1/6

What in the world is this image intended to portray? It doesn't make the cops look good.


It does to the people who like cops.
 
Mouser
2023-01-29 12:17:05 PM  
That reminds me, I need to start on roasting  a chicken for Sunday dinner today.
 
TomDooley
2023-01-29 12:48:19 PM  
This is one of the best books on the history of the Chicken and how Petaluma became the Egg Capital of the World.
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https://www.abebooks.com/Chicken-Book-Page-Smith-Charles-Daniel/31327082775/bd?cm_mmc=ggl-_-US_Shopp_Trade0to10-_-product_id=COM9780865470675USED-_-keyword=&gclid=Cj0KCQiAz9ieBhCIARIsACB0oGIn-zemzl0johW0S8c6nMGTK3A6dpGfbCYZJkjtw6GpwSBp0BOKP2caAoVZEALw_wcB
 
Pats_Cloth_Coat
2023-01-29 3:01:52 PM  

Walker: "We will beat these duck holders to within an inch of their lives"
[imengine.prod.srp.navigacloud.com image 850x493]

Is that kind of riot gear and macho posturing really needed for a bunch of hippies holding dead ducks?


cyberspacedout:
Your tax dollars at work, people.

TorpedoOrca: [Fark user image 425x246]

Literally a larger show of force than the DC police showed on 1/6


Valter: TorpedoOrca: [Fark user image 425x246]

Literally a larger show of force than the DC police showed on 1/6

What in the world is this image intended to portray? It doesn't make the cops look good.


The force of confirmation bias is strong ITT


The "cops"? Those are more protesters dressed as cops.  It's a propaganda photo.

And protest propaganda is something we need a lot more of.


Because there are plenty of stupid mf'ers who will swallow it whole.


/subby
// thanks dims
/// Bell '24!
 
cyberspacedout
2023-01-29 4:20:26 PM  

Pats_Cloth_Coat: Walker: "We will beat these duck holders to within an inch of their lives"
[imengine.prod.srp.navigacloud.com image 850x493]

Is that kind of riot gear and macho posturing really needed for a bunch of hippies holding dead ducks?

cyberspacedout:
Your tax dollars at work, people.

TorpedoOrca: [Fark user image 425x246]

Literally a larger show of force than the DC police showed on 1/6

Valter: TorpedoOrca: [Fark user image 425x246]

Literally a larger show of force than the DC police showed on 1/6

What in the world is this image intended to portray? It doesn't make the cops look good.

The force of confirmation bias is strong ITT


The "cops"? Those are more protesters dressed as cops.  It's a propaganda photo.

And protest propaganda is something we need a lot more of.


Because there are plenty of stupid mf'ers who will swallow it whole.


/subby
// thanks dims
/// Bell '24!


This actually did happen in 2019, and I hate to disappoint you, but I don't swallow.

https://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/local/10-detained-at-duck-farm-protest-near-petaluma/172390/
 
Mr. Shabooboo
2023-01-29 9:09:40 PM  

Madman drummers bummers: cyberspacedout: Incident on 57th Street: FTFA:  "...Prosecutors said protesters forced their way into the poultry facilities and stole chickens under the guise of liberating them from allegedly harmful conditions..."

[Fark user image image 850x493]Law enforcement officers in riot gear wait to arrest animal rights activists holding dead ducks they claim to have found inside the Reichardt Duck Farm on Middle Two Rock Road on Monday. (photo by John Burgess/The Press Democrat)

Your tax dollars at work, people.

Could have saved a few bawks.


It wouldn't be chicken feed...
 
Merltech
2023-01-30 10:22:16 AM  

TomDooley: This is one of the best books on the history of the Chicken and how Petaluma became the Egg Capital of the World.
[i5.walmartimages.com image 272x365]
https://www.abebooks.com/Chicken-Book-Page-Smith-Charles-Daniel/31327082775/bd?cm_mmc=ggl-_-US_Shopp_Trade0to10-_-product_id=COM9780865470675USED-_-keyword=&gclid=Cj0KCQiAz9ieBhCIARIsACB0oGIn-zemzl0johW0S8c6nMGTK3A6dpGfbCYZJkjtw6GpwSBp0BOKP2caAoVZEALw_wcB


Looks interesting.
 
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