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(ABC7 Chicago)   If they don't get a sweetheart tax deal from Illinois, Cook County, and Arlington Heights, the Chicago Bears might have to pack up and leave for St. Louis   (abc7chicago.com) divider line
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2023-01-28 4:02:13 PM  
The usual free market socialism.
 
2023-01-28 5:50:18 PM  
Chicago losing a foot ball team to St Louis?
 
2023-01-28 5:50:42 PM  
Send them to London!  The London Silly Nannies, make it happen
 
2023-01-28 5:57:47 PM  

Klippoklondike: Send them to London!  The London Silly Nannies, make it happen


The London Bears would just get nicknamed The Padingtons.
 
2023-01-28 6:09:30 PM  
Pay me and pay for the stadium that I want built to house my shiatty football team so I can over charge all you assholes for tickets and beer and soda and food and still have a shiatty team.

But tell me more how having a system that doesn't relegate or financially punish the worst teams is somehow the best option.
 
2023-01-28 6:20:29 PM  
Good. Maybe then we'll finally stop hearing about the '85 Bears.
 
2023-01-28 6:26:16 PM  
What the fark did St. Louis ever do to deserve this.

Oh, right.
 
2023-01-28 6:35:30 PM  
So Saint Louis can go for the hat trick of losing teams.?
 
2023-01-28 6:35:42 PM  
As a fan, It still wouldn't make me want to go to the games in person.  Bathrooms with no lines, food that I want to eat prepared the way I want it, and no where nearly as expensive, and beverages that are cold or warm as I want them to be when I want to drink them, also a temperature controlled environment, with replay capability that I can control myself.

That, or pay through the nose for everything and only be able to see the players on the field when using binoculars.

I'll stay home, thank you!!!
 
2023-01-28 6:37:54 PM  
Can we end sweetheart deals for Billionaire owned sports franchises already?  The owners can afford to build their own stadium they just don't want to.
 
2023-01-28 6:43:27 PM  
No! Pay for your OWN damn stadiums, old rich white guys.
 
2023-01-28 6:53:34 PM  

saywhonow: Pay me and pay for the stadium that I want built to house my shiatty football team so I can over charge all you assholes for tickets and beer and soda and food and still have a shiatty team.


grimlock1972: Can we end sweetheart deals for Billionaire owned sports franchises already?  The owners can afford to build their own stadium they just don't want to.


Needlessly Complicated: No! Pay for your OWN damn stadiums, old rich white guys.


You guys do understand the Bears are going to pay for the stadium construction themselves, right? They just want a sweetheart tax deal from the county/state for the privilege. Now should they receive such a thing? Probably not but let's keep the facts straight here.
 
2023-01-28 7:04:24 PM  

saywhonow: But tell me more how having a system that doesn't relegate or financially punish the worst teams is somehow the best option.


As it pertains to American football? Yes this is the best option. Or more accurately, the only realistic option here.

1. No one in the US is going to invest the billions of dollars needed to purchase a franchise or on stadium construction if there is even a chance that 1, or even a few, seasons' worth of poor performance could drastically devalue said investment.
2. Where are you going to relegate losing NFL franchises to, the NCAA? The CFL?

People need to stop acting like there is a direct correlation between European soccer and the NFL. Different sports, markets, culture, financial requirements and feeder systems entirely. You can't copy and paste the structure from one to another. It's like trying to splice reptile DNA into a palm tree.
 
2023-01-28 7:11:22 PM  
the very idea of a Chicago team moving to St. Louis...

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2023-01-28 7:13:03 PM  

edmo: The usual free market socialism.


socialism for the rich...
 
2023-01-28 7:21:22 PM  

the1hatman: saywhonow: But tell me more how having a system that doesn't relegate or financially punish the worst teams is somehow the best option.

As it pertains to American football? Yes this is the best option. Or more accurately, the only realistic option here.

1. No one in the US is going to invest the billions of dollars needed to purchase a franchise or on stadium construction if there is even a chance that 1, or even a few, seasons' worth of poor performance could drastically devalue said investment.
2. Where are you going to relegate losing NFL franchises to, the NCAA? The CFL?

People need to stop acting like there is a direct correlation between European soccer and the NFL. Different sports, markets, culture, financial requirements and feeder systems entirely. You can't copy and paste the structure from one to another. It's like trying to splice reptile DNA into a palm tree.


This has nothing to do with European soccer. This has everything to do with a money making model that has zero negatives. You don't have to produce a good team. Just having a team means you can do whatever you want because otherwise "fark you. Pay me or we'll go to socal". This team was the worst in the division. A division that has the Vikings and the Lions. Now, I'll concede that both had at least marginally average seasons, but the point is this team is able to make financial demands of the state and city or else they'll take their team somewhere else. And the we're bottom of their division. One of two teams who tied for last place in the whole league. And they want tax breaks or else. They shouldn't be in the league at all and the fact that you don't have to perform as a farking organization but can still make demands with threats of leaving is the dumbest farking system we could have built. It would have made more sense to just have city owned and run teams.
 
2023-01-28 7:25:35 PM  
Fine, leave.  Let St. Louis bury themselves in debt.
 
2023-01-28 7:28:02 PM  

virulent_loser: the very idea of a Chicago team moving to St. Louis...

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2023-01-28 7:53:42 PM  

grimlock1972: Can we end sweetheart deals for Billionaire owned sports franchises already?  The owners can afford to build their own stadium they just don't want to.


The Wilf's paid roughly half of the cost of U.S. Bank Stadium, and it seemed like that was a magnanimous gesture, without seriously threatening to move the team. I still think that taxpayers should not be expected to pay for stadiums or other business buildings.
It still pisses me off that these franchises keep claiming that they don't print money, but won't open their books to prove that. Yet, whenever a sports franchise comes up for sale, there are multiple offers, and a bidding war, to buy a business that doesn't make a lot of money. Sure it doesn't.
 
2023-01-28 7:57:01 PM  
Do not believe it, Chicago.  Not for a second.  Let them bluff about going to a city that can't keep a franchise.  They're just squeezing.  You can love your team and your city and still hate this phony position.  The owners have the money.  The league has the money.

/Monorail!
 
2023-01-28 7:57:41 PM  

Mole Man: Chicago losing a foot ball team to St Louis?


fark that. STL is DONE with the NFL, especially after that jackass Kroenke crapped on us when the Rams left.

Not to mention that the NFL chose JAX over STL back in 1993 when they expanded from 28 to 30 teams, despite building a new stadium while JAX did not (they just renovated the Gator Bowl).
 
2023-01-28 8:00:09 PM  

Straight Outta Wells Branch: Good. Maybe then we'll finally stop hearing about the '85 Bears.


Of all the weeks to try this.  This is the week the Bears killed New England 46-10 and then killed New Hampshire's Christa McAuliffe.
 
2023-01-28 8:05:33 PM  
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2023-01-28 8:06:20 PM  
Sure, leave one of the country's largest media markets that has built your team into one of the league's iconic franchises (even through many lean years) for a much smaller market that was twice unable to keep a team. What can go wrong?

/can't stand overuse of the word "iconic"
//it fits here
 
2023-01-28 8:10:00 PM  

JAGChem82: Mole Man: Chicago losing a foot ball team to St Louis?

fark that. STL is DONE with the NFL, especially after that jackass Kroenke crapped on us when the Rams left.

Not to mention that the NFL chose JAX over STL back in 1993 when they expanded from 28 to 30 teams, despite building a new stadium while JAX did not (they just renovated the Gator Bowl).


Well the Rams did start out in Cleveland.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cleveland_Rams

Wonder if people were upset when The Cardinals left St. Louis?
 
2023-01-28 8:22:07 PM  

virulent_loser: the very idea of a Chicago team moving to St. Louis...

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Chicago has Cardinals stench on it just like St. Louis.
 
2023-01-28 8:33:21 PM  

Mole Man: virulent_loser: the very idea of a Chicago team moving to St. Louis...

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nooooooo fake news. 😭
 
2023-01-28 8:33:40 PM  

puffy999: virulent_loser: the very idea of a Chicago team moving to St. Louis...

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Chicago has Cardinals stench on it just like St. Louis.


you hush.
 
2023-01-28 9:16:16 PM  

saywhonow: the1hatman: saywhonow: But tell me more how having a system that doesn't relegate or financially punish the worst teams is somehow the best option.

As it pertains to American football? Yes this is the best option. Or more accurately, the only realistic option here.

1. No one in the US is going to invest the billions of dollars needed to purchase a franchise or on stadium construction if there is even a chance that 1, or even a few, seasons' worth of poor performance could drastically devalue said investment.
2. Where are you going to relegate losing NFL franchises to, the NCAA? The CFL?

People need to stop acting like there is a direct correlation between European soccer and the NFL. Different sports, markets, culture, financial requirements and feeder systems entirely. You can't copy and paste the structure from one to another. It's like trying to splice reptile DNA into a palm tree.

This has nothing to do with European soccer. This has everything to do with a money making model that has zero negatives. You don't have to produce a good team. Just having a team means you can do whatever you want because otherwise "fark you. Pay me or we'll go to socal". This team was the worst in the division. A division that has the Vikings and the Lions. Now, I'll concede that both had at least marginally average seasons, but the point is this team is able to make financial demands of the state and city or else they'll take their team somewhere else. And the we're bottom of their division. One of two teams who tied for last place in the whole league. And they want tax breaks or else. They shouldn't be in the league at all and the fact that you don't have to perform as a farking organization but can still make demands with threats of leaving is the dumbest farking system we could have built. It would have made more sense to just have city owned and run teams.


It has everything to do with the structure of association football versus North American sports leagues.  We have a franchise model, where the league exists because owners pay a fee to have a team in a specific league.

There's no "American Football Association" that oversees the sport at multiple levels. And the NFL/its owners would never in a million years agree to a system where they get kicked out of the big money-making tier.  So relegation and the apparatus that would allow it to exist are a non-starter.
 
2023-01-28 9:20:05 PM  
Moving will never happen but if somehow it did the NFL would scramble to get a team back in that market ASAP. And the owners of the 'new' franchise would probably be a smidge more contrite.
 
2023-01-28 9:35:45 PM  
Do you want the Los Angeles Chargers? Because this is how you get the Los Angeles Chargers.
 
2023-01-28 9:49:32 PM  
The guy who mentioned St. Louis has nothing to do with football and isn't an elected official either, just some shmuck from the chamber of commerce. The Bears aren't stupid enough to move to a market that's already lost the St. Louis Football Cardinals, the St. Louis Rams, the St. Louis Hawks... am I forgetting anyone?
 
2023-01-28 9:50:38 PM  

Hoopy Frood: The guy who mentioned St. Louis has nothing to do with football and isn't an elected official either, just some shmuck from the chamber of commerce. The Bears aren't stupid enough to move to a market that's already lost the St. Louis Football Cardinals, the St. Louis Rams, the St. Louis Hawks... am I forgetting anyone?


And the St. Louis Browns.
 
2023-01-28 9:59:02 PM  

Hoopy Frood: Hoopy Frood: The guy who mentioned St. Louis has nothing to do with football and isn't an elected official either, just some shmuck from the chamber of commerce. The Bears aren't stupid enough to move to a market that's already lost the St. Louis Football Cardinals, the St. Louis Rams, the St. Louis Hawks... am I forgetting anyone?

And the St. Louis Browns.


At least the Spirit of St. Louis guys cashed in, too.
 
2023-01-28 9:59:15 PM  

UNC_Samurai: saywhonow: the1hatman: saywhonow: But tell me more how having a system that doesn't relegate or financially punish the worst teams is somehow the best option.

As it pertains to American football? Yes this is the best option. Or more accurately, the only realistic option here.

1. No one in the US is going to invest the billions of dollars needed to purchase a franchise or on stadium construction if there is even a chance that 1, or even a few, seasons' worth of poor performance could drastically devalue said investment.
2. Where are you going to relegate losing NFL franchises to, the NCAA? The CFL?

People need to stop acting like there is a direct correlation between European soccer and the NFL. Different sports, markets, culture, financial requirements and feeder systems entirely. You can't copy and paste the structure from one to another. It's like trying to splice reptile DNA into a palm tree.

This has nothing to do with European soccer. This has everything to do with a money making model that has zero negatives. You don't have to produce a good team. Just having a team means you can do whatever you want because otherwise "fark you. Pay me or we'll go to socal". This team was the worst in the division. A division that has the Vikings and the Lions. Now, I'll concede that both had at least marginally average seasons, but the point is this team is able to make financial demands of the state and city or else they'll take their team somewhere else. And the we're bottom of their division. One of two teams who tied for last place in the whole league. And they want tax breaks or else. They shouldn't be in the league at all and the fact that you don't have to perform as a farking organization but can still make demands with threats of leaving is the dumbest farking system we could have built. It would have made more sense to just have city owned and run teams.

It has everything to do with the structure of association football versus North American sports leagues.  We have a franchise model, where the league exists because owners pay a fee to have a team in a specific league.

There's no "American Football Association" that oversees the sport at multiple levels. And the NFL/its owners would never in a million years agree to a system where they get kicked out of the big money-making tier.  So relegation and the apparatus that would allow it to exist are a non-starter.


Fair point. We need to collectively agree as a country that we're not going to pay for football team's stadiums anymore. No tax breaks or kickbacks or whatever. Like no. No tax break or whatever for you. Call their bluff. Or if it's not a bluff, let them go. fark it. They'll grift somewhere else. I am geographically a lions supporter, but the best thing that could happen would be for them to leave. For all parties.
 
2023-01-28 10:06:37 PM  
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2023-01-28 10:16:42 PM  
Anyone that can wait five more years will get the Browns, if they are desperate.   The lease for FES expires in '28.   Great chance the team could leave again.
 
2023-01-28 10:21:39 PM  

Hoopy Frood: The guy who mentioned St. Louis has nothing to do with football and isn't an elected official either, just some shmuck from the chamber of commerce. The Bears aren't stupid enough to move to a market that's already lost the St. Louis Football Cardinals, the St. Louis Rams, the St. Louis Hawks... am I forgetting anyone?


Chicago already lost the Cardinals to St Louis.
 
2023-01-28 10:31:50 PM  
Do the McCaskeys really believe St. Louis is going to roll over and play dead for them?!  Do they not remember they have to pay for part of the settlement the NFL agreed upon when they farked St. Louis over so the Rams could go back to LA?!
 
2023-01-28 11:49:16 PM  
Then Chicago will be the number one please teams would want to move to like with Los Angeles years back.
 
2023-01-29 12:24:09 AM  
The worst team in the league has little leverage. If the bears left Chicago it would be like finally passing a hard shiat. A relief mostly.
And the NFL would never let that media market not have a team. They'd expand immediately and a fresh start would be good honestly given the Bears' ineptitude at all levels. The last couple of expansions have produced strong teams very fast unlike the old Tampa Bay misery.
 
2023-01-29 3:33:33 AM  

Mole Man: Chicago losing a foot ball team to St Louis?


Nah, not a football team, just the Bears.
 
2023-01-29 4:18:25 AM  
You replace a facility where there were winners eight or ten times a DAY with a facility that won't have a winner eight times a YEAR?  This makes no sense.
 
2023-01-29 4:44:22 AM  

Needlessly Complicated: No! Pay for your OWN damn stadiums, old rich white guys.


Not quite.

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2023-01-29 6:29:22 AM  
If da Bears ever leave Chicago, everyone involved at every level will be struck down by a sudden sausage gravy in their veins.
 
2023-01-29 6:57:34 AM  
Well, if the Bears moved to St Louis, at least they would have better pizza.

/There are no trolls on Fark!
 
2023-01-29 7:49:24 AM  
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Will fight this tooth and nail, or until they all have heart attacks.
 
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