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(Daily Mail)   Brit takeaway chef says he's just as good as pompous celeb chef Salt Bae - and his food is MILES cheaper being it's not wrapped in gold   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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533 clicks; posted to Food » on 28 Jan 2023 at 5:26 PM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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Ketchuponsteak
2023-01-28 5:47:20 PM  
They keep calling it "trademark move", is it actually trademarked?

The amount of gold doesn't add much to the price btw., 1-2USD at the most.
 
iron de havilland [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-28 5:53:47 PM  

Ketchuponsteak: They keep calling it "trademark move", is it actually trademarked?

The amount of gold doesn't add much to the price btw., 1-2USD at the most.


"Trademark move" just means something that people are recognised for in English vernacular. It doesn't imply that anything has literally been trademarked.
 
Jesus McSordid [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-28 6:18:21 PM  
I don't get the fascination with salt. Most takeaway food is way too salty for my tastes. But I really, really don't get the love for gold in food.
 
Nicki Minaj's Cousin's Friend's Swollen Testicle
2023-01-28 6:24:52 PM  
He's just a second-rate Ainsley Harriott.
 
Ketchuponsteak
2023-01-28 6:25:11 PM  

iron de havilland: Ketchuponsteak: They keep calling it "trademark move", is it actually trademarked?

The amount of gold doesn't add much to the price btw., 1-2USD at the most.

"Trademark move" just means something that people are recognised for in English vernacular. It doesn't imply that anything has literally been trademarked.


Yeah. But I was wondering if it was something you could trademark. Probably not.

https://secureyourtrademark.com/can-you-trademark/trademark-a-hand-gesture/

In theory it seems that it could be though, if he somehow incorporates it into his company logo.
 
olorin604
2023-01-28 7:01:05 PM  
The first time I saw one of his videos I thought he was a waiter or performer, took a while to realize that he was supposed to be some hotshot chef.
 
eyeq360 [TotalFark]
2023-01-28 8:20:52 PM  

Jesus McSordid: I don't get the fascination with salt. Most takeaway food is way too salty for my tastes. But I really, really don't get the love for gold in food.


Gold foil on food is showy bullsh*t used to get people to talk about it online. It adds a fake veneer of luxury so the restaurant can charge extra for it.
 
Oneiros [OhFark]
2023-01-28 8:33:38 PM  

Nicki Minaj's Cousin's Friend's Swollen Testicle: He's just a second-rate Ainsley Harriott.


Does second rate mean he doesn't include the hip action?

Can't Smeg Won't Smeg (With Red Dwarf Night introduction)
Youtube vjQHYnc6FvY
 
iron de havilland [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-28 8:44:24 PM  

Oneiros: Nicki Minaj's Cousin's Friend's Swollen Testicle: He's just a second-rate Ainsley Harriott.

Does second rate mean he doesn't include the hip action?

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/vjQHYnc6FvY?start=800]


Yeah, I'm kinda confused about to whom Nicki's referring, here. Based on all I know of him, Salt Bae's just a douche. The guy in TFA seems to be onto a good thing, low-key mocking Salt Bae while drumming up business for his own venture.

And besides Can't Smeg, Won't Smeg, Ainsley also appeared on actual Red Dwarf as a GELF.

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waxbeans [TotalFark]
2023-01-28 9:40:24 PM  

Jesus McSordid: I don't get the fascination with salt. Most takeaway food is way too salty for my tastes. But I really, really don't get the love for gold in food.


But at least one makes sense
 
Gordon Bennett [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-28 10:40:16 PM  

Nicki Minaj's Cousin's Friend's Swollen Testicle: He's just a second-rate Ainsley Harriott.


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drjekel_mrhyde
2023-01-28 11:22:20 PM  
If you can fart loud, you'll get 20,000 followers of Tik Tok.
 
anuran
2023-01-28 11:30:13 PM  

Jesus McSordid: I don't get the fascination with salt. Most takeaway food is way too salty for my tastes. But I really, really don't get the love for gold in food.


Put in a dollar's worth of gold. Jack up the price forty bucks
 
baxterdog
2023-01-28 11:36:08 PM  

Oneiros: Nicki Minaj's Cousin's Friend's Swollen Testicle: He's just a second-rate Ainsley Harriott.

Does second rate mean he doesn't include the hip action?

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If I say the name Dwayne Dibbley in public would you turn around and smile because NOBODY ELSE but us old farkers knows what the fark I'm going on about?
 
Oneiros [OhFark]
2023-01-29 12:19:31 AM  

baxterdog: If I say the name Dwayne Dibbley in public would you turn around and smile because NOBODY ELSE but us old farkers knows what the fark I'm going on about?


Actually, I'm a former officer of the Brotherhood for British Comedy, so I'm probably obligated to respond, but I'm also required to introduce people to it.

I've loaned DVDs and shown weird TV shows to many friends.  My former neighbor has shown Red Dwarf to his kids and some of their friends.

Unfortunately, my brother didn't leave me in charge of the nephews this weekend while he was out of town, and went with an uncle on his wife's side, or I could've started working on them, too.

Duane Dibbley Scene
Youtube oU6Skc4yZKQ


/for those who don't know what we're talking about
//it was this or the "you never know" line
 
Valter
2023-01-29 1:36:04 AM  

Oneiros: I'm a former officer of the Brotherhood for British Comedy


Rest assured that Brit comedy is well alive. I was introduced to it by my father, who has never missed a single episode of Doctor Who since he was a child, and he was introduced to it by my grandfather who had quite a collection of recordings of British Things.

I've been told that I have a dry sense of humor. I think that is incorrect. I have a British sense of humor.

/Monty Python's The Meaning of Life is just fantastic
 
wouldestous
2023-01-29 10:43:19 AM  
lol salt bae.
on one hand the guy seems like a complete and total jackwagon.
on the other hand imagine the people who pay for the experience of being cooked for by this glaring jackwagon.

some people just have too much money.what we need is a sort of fractal trickle down economics. someone who is too important to be publicly known relieves astronomically rich dummies of some of their money. then someone in turn relieves that dummy of some of their excess money. somewhere in there people dumb enough to pay salt bae to cook for them get relieved of their excess.im considering setting up some sort of ridiculous scheme to relieve salt bae and others of his ilk of some of their excess money. ideally it would be very low effort and consist of more or less what im doing here for free./dream the impossible dream
 
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