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(Mediaite)   After the video of his handiwork was released, Paul Pelosi attacker David "Hammer Time" DePape called a TV station from jail to apologize...for failing to attack more leftists   (mediaite.com) divider line
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Demetrius [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-28 10:35:43 AM  
Die mad in prison, farkstick.
 
Unobtanium [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-28 10:44:59 AM  
His attorneys:

"We have the work f***ing clients"
 
Marcus Aurelius [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-28 11:28:43 AM  
This chuckle nuts beat up an old man, and that will be the pinnacle of his life's achievements.  Mom must be SO proud.
 
Mr. Coffee Nerves [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-28 11:30:34 AM  
So, does he get zoomed into CPAC to speak, or will be get a Marjorie Taylor Green Shadow Speaker Pardon to attend?
 
nekom [TotalFark]
2023-01-28 11:35:10 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: This chuckle nuts beat up an old man, and that will be the pinnacle of his life's achievements.  Mom must be SO proud.


And needed a weapon to do it.  So tough, man I would not want to cross this guy!
 
make me some tea [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-28 12:07:49 PM  
Huh. So I guess the Paul Pelosi gay sex theory may have fallen apart here.
 
make me some tea [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-28 1:20:28 PM  
Grind them down
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roddikinsathome [TotalFark]
2023-01-28 1:24:42 PM  

make me some tea: Huh. So I guess the Paul Pelosi gay sex theory may have fallen apart here.


It has the same odds of achieving "Memory Hole" status as "litterboxes for 'furry's' in elementary school".
 
Private_Citizen [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-28 1:59:36 PM  
Not just any local TV station, the local FOX station. He owed them an apology for not attacking more liberals like a good little right-wing terrorist.
 
Mantour [TotalFark]
2023-01-28 2:03:52 PM  

Private_Citizen: Not just any local TV station, the local FOX station. He owed them an apology for not attacking more liberals like a good little right-wing terrorist.


Here is the Fox News version of the story
 
null [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-28 2:15:07 PM  

roddikinsathome: make me some tea: Huh. So I guess the Paul Pelosi gay sex theory may have fallen apart here.

It has the same odds of achieving "Memory Hole" status as "litterboxes for 'furry's' in elementary school".


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aleister_greynight [TotalFark]
2023-01-28 2:23:24 PM  
The jury is going to love that.
 
MattytheMouse
2023-01-28 2:28:52 PM  
I wonder how he feels that his own people think he's Pelosi's gay lover.
 
J45Picker
2023-01-28 2:29:21 PM  

make me some tea: Huh. So I guess the Paul Pelosi gay sex theory may have fallen apart here.


The comments for this story on the Fox News website indicate otherwise.
 
cepson
2023-01-28 2:29:58 PM  

make me some tea: Huh. So I guess the Paul Pelosi gay sex theory may have fallen apart here.


You've never been in a toxic relationship, have you?

/ j/k
// I apologize for even having to point out this is a joke
/// I'm no better than David DePape!
 
Spartapuss
2023-01-28 2:30:31 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: This chuckle nuts beat up an old man, and that will be the pinnacle of his life's achievements.  Mom must be SO proud.


I mean,
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probably.
 
SpecialSnowFlake
2023-01-28 2:31:02 PM  
And he's now polling in first place among likely GOP voters for the 2024 Presidential nomination...
 
MattytheMouse
2023-01-28 2:31:10 PM  

make me some tea: Huh. So I guess the Paul Pelosi gay sex theory may have fallen apart here.


I've legit seen people on Twitter that think the video VALIDATES that theory.
 
Mrtraveler01
2023-01-28 2:31:26 PM  

Private_Citizen: Not just any local TV station, the local FOX station. He owed them an apology for not attacking more liberals like a good little right-wing terrorist.


Sad thing is that it used to be a relatively decent Fox affiliate. That was before Fox bought the station a few years back.

Since then it really has become Fox News for the Bay Area.
 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark]
2023-01-28 2:32:38 PM  

Spartapuss: Marcus Aurelius: This chuckle nuts beat up an old man, and that will be the pinnacle of his life's achievements.  Mom must be SO proud.

I mean,
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probably.


Which is the mom?
 
Gergesa
2023-01-28 2:33:29 PM  
I read in a previous article that guy has a history of mental issues and it shows.  America desperately needs stronger mental health care (among other things of course.)
 
shinji3i
2023-01-28 2:34:11 PM  

MattytheMouse: I wonder how he feels that his own people think he's Pelosi's gay lover.


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Yeast No 7
2023-01-28 2:34:31 PM  
Republican porn is weird.
 
special20 [TotalFark]
2023-01-28 2:35:14 PM  

MattytheMouse: make me some tea: Huh. So I guess the Paul Pelosi gay sex theory may have fallen apart here.

I've legit seen people on Twitter that think the video VALIDATES that theory.


Same. The common comment appears to be "he was in his underpants with a cocktail in his hand. If anything this raises even more questions."

I'd sure hate to hear what they think about me at home after work on a weeknight.
 
AAAAGGGGHHHH
2023-01-28 2:35:25 PM  
Can we PLEASE leave this fat nazi clown alone in a room with Christopher Scarver for five minutes?

Just. five. minutes.

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Fart And Smunny
2023-01-28 2:36:31 PM  
Lol. Remember when Fark conservatives were trying to pretend this guy was a liberal?
 
lordjupiter
2023-01-28 2:37:28 PM  

Gergesa: I read in a previous article that guy has a history of mental issues and it shows.  America desperately needs stronger mental health care (among other things of course.)


Millions of people with "mental health issues" don't do shiat like this.

This is about political radicalization, not health care.

Stop it.
 
Fart And Smunny
2023-01-28 2:38:21 PM  

special20: MattytheMouse: make me some tea: Huh. So I guess the Paul Pelosi gay sex theory may have fallen apart here.

I've legit seen people on Twitter that think the video VALIDATES that theory.

Same. The common comment appears to be "he was in his underpants with a cocktail in his hand. If anything this raises even more questions."

I'd sure hate to hear what they think about me at home after work on a weeknight.


Minus the underpants, and a soda and a vape instead of a cocktail that's a pretty accurate picture of how I usually am at home when I am not expecting company.
 
scanman61
2023-01-28 2:38:27 PM  

aleister_greynight: The jury is going to love that.


The jury??  I was thinking of the judge, slowly rolling the phrase "complete lack of remorse" out of their mouth just before pronouncing sentence.
 
roddikinsathome [TotalFark]
2023-01-28 2:38:37 PM  

null: roddikinsathome: make me some tea: Huh. So I guess the Paul Pelosi gay sex theory may have fallen apart here.

It has the same odds of achieving "Memory Hole" status as "litterboxes for 'furrys' in elementary school".

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Feel better?
 
MattytheMouse
2023-01-28 2:40:38 PM  
I'll still never get over Republican's hate boner for Nancy Pelosi. Like, I don't like Nancy Pelosi... But that's because to me she's just a big standard politician and is representative of all the endemic problems that come with that. To republicans, she's literally the devil incarnate and it's like... Guys, she's just a boring 70 year old lady. Take a chill pill.
 
Nuc_E
2023-01-28 2:40:57 PM  

make me some tea: Grind them down
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Wait wait wait...Royce White?

Dude was a talented basketball player at Iowa State who had some serious mental health issues.   I was a big fan of his and defended his actions.   I had no idea what he was up to these days.


But now?  fark him.
 
edmo [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-28 2:41:29 PM  
Surely beating up the family members of politicians you don't like is the key to reforming politics.
 
UltimaCS
2023-01-28 2:41:40 PM  
They didn't suddenly doubt their stupid stories after Obama wasn't actually Barry Sotoro, and Jade Helm didn't herd all of Texas into Walmart re-education camps. They like being depicted as gullible mooks.
 
edmo [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-28 2:42:23 PM  

MattytheMouse: I'll still never get over Republican's hate boner for Nancy Pelosi. Like, I don't like Nancy Pelosi... But that's because to me she's just a big standard politician and is representative of all the endemic problems that come with that. To republicans, she's literally the devil incarnate and it's like... Guys, she's just a boring 70 year old lady. Take a chill pill.


They've got a hateboner for any Democratic woman in power.
 
Don't Troll Me Bro!
2023-01-28 2:44:53 PM  

Fart And Smunny: special20: MattytheMouse: make me some tea: Huh. So I guess the Paul Pelosi gay sex theory may have fallen apart here.

I've legit seen people on Twitter that think the video VALIDATES that theory.

Same. The common comment appears to be "he was in his underpants with a cocktail in his hand. If anything this raises even more questions."

I'd sure hate to hear what they think about me at home after work on a weeknight.

Minus the underpants, and a soda and a vape instead of a cocktail that's a pretty accurate picture of how I usually am at home when I am not expecting company.


It's probably a good description of a lot of the magat filth saying those things. They know they are lying. Facts stopped mattering to that cult a long time ago.
 
roddikinsathome [TotalFark]
2023-01-28 2:45:03 PM  

MattytheMouse [Mother Yiffer]: To republicans and Fark 'Brogressives', she's literally the devil incarnate and it's like... Guys, she's just a boring 70 year old lady. Take a chill pill.


Slight correction.
 
austerity101
2023-01-28 2:45:19 PM  

edmo: They've got a hateboner for any Democratic woman in power.


Weird how they don't extend that misogyny to Republican women in power.

/see, they're The Good Ones™ so it's OK.
 
andrewagill [TotalFark]
2023-01-28 2:46:44 PM  
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That's not what he said. He said "globohomo fascists." (apologies for using the slur, but it's kinda hard to explain what he said without spelling it out)

Sigh. That is a talking point of those deep down various right wing social media rabbit holes, & suggests the trial will Go Places, & that's real bad.
 
estrange666
2023-01-28 2:46:49 PM  

Mantour: Private_Citizen: Not just any local TV station, the local FOX station. He owed them an apology for not attacking more liberals like a good little right-wing terrorist.

Here is the Fox News version of the story


From the comments: "He's obviously crazy. However, my questions still have not been answered."

Yeah, bub.  You, of all people, deserve to have all your questions answered about things that have nothing at all to do with you.  You are the most important snowflake in the globe.
 
JAGChem82
2023-01-28 2:47:07 PM  

MattytheMouse: I wonder how he feels that his own people think he's Pelosi's gay lover.


Except they don't think that at all.

Right wingers will gladly believe multiple things at once despite them obviously contradicting each other for the sole point of trying to one up the libs.

For example, statues of confederates are both representations of southern heroes and a legacy of the racist Democrat Party, depending on what narrative is the most convenient at the time.
 
Fart And Smunny
2023-01-28 2:47:45 PM  

Don't Troll Me Bro!: Fart And Smunny: special20: MattytheMouse: make me some tea: Huh. So I guess the Paul Pelosi gay sex theory may have fallen apart here.

I've legit seen people on Twitter that think the video VALIDATES that theory.

Same. The common comment appears to be "he was in his underpants with a cocktail in his hand. If anything this raises even more questions."

I'd sure hate to hear what they think about me at home after work on a weeknight.

Minus the underpants, and a soda and a vape instead of a cocktail that's a pretty accurate picture of how I usually am at home when I am not expecting company.

It's probably a good description of a lot of the magat filth saying those things. They know they are lying. Facts stopped mattering to that cult a long time ago.


Pretty much. Once they hitched their cart to Trump it was pretty obvious that things like facts were entirely irrelevant to them.
 
Lady J [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-28 2:49:52 PM  
Paul Pelosi Attacker Tells America 'You're Welcome'

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austerity101
2023-01-28 2:52:25 PM  

andrewagill: [Fark user image image 850x488]

That's not what he said. He said "globohomo fascists." (apologies for using the slur, but it's kinda hard to explain what he said without spelling it out)

Sigh. That is a talking point of those deep down various right wing social media rabbit holes, & suggests the trial will Go Places, & that's real bad.


"Homo" is pretty outdated these days. If someone called me that I'd probably just laugh. It sounds so dumb. I mean, yes, it's still a slur, but at this point it feels pretty silly to use in earnest.
 
Tarl3k
2023-01-28 2:52:29 PM  

make me some tea: Huh. So I guess the Paul Pelosi gay sex theory may have fallen apart here.


But that was SUCH a believable story!  It didn't seem fabricated from thin air at all to try and justify another RW terrorist attack...
 
Fart And Smunny
2023-01-28 2:53:40 PM  

andrewagill: [Fark user image 850x488]

That's not what he said. He said "globohomo fascists." (apologies for using the slur, but it's kinda hard to explain what he said without spelling it out)

Sigh. That is a talking point of those deep down various right wing social media rabbit holes, & suggests the trial will Go Places, & that's real bad.


I don't speak for the entire gay agenda (or do I?) but I think that quoting people who said bad things to explain the bad things they said is okay. :)
 
austerity101
2023-01-28 3:00:56 PM  

Fart And Smunny: andrewagill: [Fark user image 850x488]

That's not what he said. He said "globohomo fascists." (apologies for using the slur, but it's kinda hard to explain what he said without spelling it out)

Sigh. That is a talking point of those deep down various right wing social media rabbit holes, & suggests the trial will Go Places, & that's real bad.

I don't speak for the entire gay agenda (or do I?) but I think that quoting people who said bad things to explain the bad things they said is okay. :)


The first time I got thrown in FB jail was for reprinting the N-word in a quote by a politician taken from an article I posted, which also contained the quote. To point out how racist that politician was.
 
Mrtraveler01
2023-01-28 3:01:27 PM  

Tarl3k: make me some tea: Huh. So I guess the Paul Pelosi gay sex theory may have fallen apart here.

But that was SUCH a believable story!  It didn't seem fabricated from thin air at all to try and justify another RW terrorist attack...


I still remember the dipshiat on Fark who kept trying to claim the window was broken from inside the house.
 
Fart And Smunny
2023-01-28 3:01:56 PM  

austerity101: Fart And Smunny: andrewagill: [Fark user image 850x488]

That's not what he said. He said "globohomo fascists." (apologies for using the slur, but it's kinda hard to explain what he said without spelling it out)

Sigh. That is a talking point of those deep down various right wing social media rabbit holes, & suggests the trial will Go Places, & that's real bad.

I don't speak for the entire gay agenda (or do I?) but I think that quoting people who said bad things to explain the bad things they said is okay. :)

The first time I got thrown in FB jail was for reprinting the N-word in a quote by a politician taken from an article I posted, which also contained the quote. To point out how racist that politician was.


Yeah - Fb is pretty deeply trash.
 
Crocoduck
2023-01-28 3:02:43 PM  
If Marjorie Taylor Greene and Steve Bannon had planned the hammer attack upon Nancy, it would have been successful.
 
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