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(Daily Mail)   Children found in an abandoned wine celler described as 'young, immature', and are not expected to be released until they've rested for another 15 to 20 years   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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Diocletian's Last Cabbage [TotalFark]
2023-01-28 9:16:07 AM  
They were probably hiding from the Kongaroos.
 
bedonkadonk [TotalFark]
2023-01-28 9:19:18 AM  
FTFA:
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Deputy local mayor Erich Greil said after the discovery that the man once told him he had ten children, and that he wanted 'a cellar for each child'.
The man is said to have been a 'Reichsbürger', a group of right-wing extremists who believe the German empire still exists as it did prior to World War II, and the current German state is nothing more than an administrative construct."
 
macadamnut
2023-01-28 9:22:22 AM  
The man is said to have been a 'Reichsbürger', a group of right-wing extremists who believe the German empire still exists as it did prior to World War II, and the current German state is nothing more than an administrative construct.

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"Well what are you doing in Austria-Hungary?"
 
Flowery Twats
2023-01-28 9:26:35 AM  
Simpsons did it
(better check the wine for antifreeze)
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RogueWallEnthusiast [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-28 9:26:47 AM  
For the love of god Montresor!
 
Commander Lysdexic
2023-01-28 9:34:20 AM  
Fritzl 2.0?
 
bedonkadonk [TotalFark]
2023-01-28 9:37:12 AM  
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Fritz is unimpressed with this guy.
 
The Irresponsible Captain [TotalFark]
2023-01-28 9:40:55 AM  
Wild far right nutters. They'd be right at home with many in the US.

I guess the "sanitation" issue was a lack of running water?
 
Trocadero
2023-01-28 9:48:40 AM  

The Irresponsible Captain: Wild far right nutters. They'd be right at home with many in the US.

I guess the "sanitation" issue was a lack of running water?


If he was watering down the wine, he'd be given a death sentence in France.
 
jso2897 [TotalFark]
2023-01-28 9:51:25 AM  
These jokes will all write themselves.
 
Xerxes2004
2023-01-28 9:51:54 AM  
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Poor kids.
 
Subtonic
2023-01-28 10:00:34 AM  

The Irresponsible Captain: Wild far right nutters. They'd be right at home with many in the US.

I guess the "sanitation" issue was a lack of running water?


Not everything is about America, pal. Dismissing the hard right turn in Europe as a one-off outlier has caused a bit of trouble in the past.
 
Another Government Employee
2023-01-28 10:19:36 AM  

bedonkadonk: [Fark user image 425x336]
Fritz is unimpressed with this guy.


The first person I thought of.

It seems the Austrian Alps are Europe's version of Appalachia.
 
ZMugg [TotalFark]
2023-01-28 10:24:36 AM  

RogueWallEnthusiast: For the love of god Montresor!


Amontillado, not even once.
 
BolshyGreatYarblocks
2023-01-28 10:24:48 AM  
Do Brit kids normally get trafficked to Reichsburgers?
 
DuneClimber
2023-01-28 10:24:52 AM  
Why do these things always happen in Austria?
 
No Catchy Nickname
2023-01-28 10:31:42 AM  
So many unanswered questions...

If the nutter believes the German Empire still existed, was he keeping the British children as POW from WWI?
 
winedrinkingman
2023-01-28 10:34:30 AM  
It's amazing how many of these conspiracy nuts think there is a government plot to take children away for nonsense reasons.  Until you realize that all of these guys are the type of people who need to have their kids taken away for the safety of the kids, and are also incapable of ever admitting that they are the problem, so it makes sense that they come up with complex reasons why it is the aliens who want to take their kids for their blood vapors, instead of admitting that they beat their own children.
 
FormlessOne
2023-01-28 10:37:57 AM  
I see the Make Austria Germany Again folks are stocking up on groomable kids...
 
FormlessOne
2023-01-28 10:39:18 AM  

BolshyGreatYarblocks: Do Brit kids normally get trafficked to Reichsburgers?


The family was just looking for a Burger King and misread the sign.
 
bighairyguy [TotalFark]
2023-01-28 10:39:28 AM  
"...the current German state is nothing more than an administrative construct."

All governments are administrative constructs.
 
deadsanta
2023-01-28 10:40:13 AM  
He told locals he had 10 children, but they only found 6?  Go get yourself some shovels, law people, it's time to start digging.
 
Mikey1969 [OhFark]
2023-01-28 10:40:32 AM  
Stop submitting these shiatty tabloids, they make those bloggers who call themselves "journalists" nowadays look like Joseph Pulitzer.

Does that rambling missive even mention a mother? They said "the parents" claim that the kids were born in the UK. Was the mother there? I had to farking scroll through so much shiat to find one and two sentence blurbs, that I probably missed it. My dog could have written a more informative piece slamming her dick down on the keyboard, which would be a truly impressive feet, since I just mentioned she's a girl.
 
Mikey1969 [OhFark]
2023-01-28 10:41:52 AM  

No Catchy Nickname: So many unanswered questions...

If the nutter believes the German Empire still existed, was he keeping the British children as POW from WWI?


Something that wasn't a tabloid would have had a lot more answers. This shiat should be exclusively fo for the Entertainment.tab,maybe pics of cool houses, since then the '17 photos with ANY article thing' works well.
 
WelldeadLink
2023-01-28 10:48:47 AM  
"the cellar, which had been sold to an English company"

Are English cellar companies a good investment?
 
BitwiseShift
2023-01-28 10:54:35 AM  
The town's on the border, making it an attractive escape route in case the authorities are closing in.  Missed it by that much.
 
The Pope of Manwich Village
2023-01-28 11:15:50 AM  
"They were pungent, yet non-effusive, with subtle hints of grapefruit and compost."
 
Billy Liar
2023-01-28 11:39:29 AM  
Gen X-er draws attention
 
Billy Liar
2023-01-28 11:41:06 AM  

WelldeadLink: "the cellar, which had been sold to an English company"

Are English cellar companies a good investment?


Will stay in business for 300 years, never generate a profit
 
Commander Lysdexic
2023-01-28 12:05:09 PM  

BolshyGreatYarblocks: Do Brit kids normally get trafficked to Reichsburgers?


He was trying to save them from Brexit, man's a hero.
 
Mikey1969 [OhFark]
2023-01-28 12:12:57 PM  
It's interesting that they have their own version of sov cuts...
 
Mikey1969 [OhFark]
2023-01-28 12:13:12 PM  

Mikey1969: It's interesting that they have their own version of sov cuts...


*cits
 
StatelyGreekAutomaton
2023-01-28 12:18:51 PM  
Deputy local mayor Erich Greil said after the discovery that the man once told him he had ten children, and that he wanted 'a cellar for each child'.

Truly a dream we can all share.
 
Sanguine Dawn
2023-01-28 12:33:18 PM  
Subby, the word "abandoned" doesn't work if people have been living in it for years. Story says they had the whole place heated and electrified. At some point they moved the entire family into the cellar.
 
Quinzy [OhFark]
2023-01-28 12:35:13 PM  
Found a picture of what a middle aged man that has tons of young kids around looks like.

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Barricaded Gunman
2023-01-28 12:39:39 PM  
The man is said to have been a 'Reichsbürger', a group of right-wing extremists who believe the German empire still exists as it did prior to World War II, and the current German state is nothing more than an administrative construct.

So a deluded, racist assclown, similar to the Trumpsburgers that currently infest America.
 
ukexpat
2023-01-28 12:55:07 PM  

BolshyGreatYarblocks: Do Brit kids normally get trafficked to Reichsburgers?


The kids were born in the UK when the whack job parents lived there.
 
The Pope of Manwich Village
2023-01-28 12:58:41 PM  
Mmmm...Reichsbürger.
 
Nana's Vibrator
2023-01-28 1:44:35 PM  

DuneClimber: Why do these things always happen in Austria?


Oh don't worry.  There are definitely children in every country including the US being raised off the grid and being kept in unsanitary cages by crazy parents.  There always are.  There are also kidnapped people locked in places against their will right now.

/sing about that world, Louis Armstrong
 
ansius
2023-01-28 2:15:52 PM  
It's always the Austrians and kidnapping an imprisoning children:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natascha_Kampusch

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fritzl_case
 
WelldeadLink
2023-01-28 2:51:57 PM  

Mikey1969: Mikey1969: It's interesting that they have their own version of sov cuts...

*cits


*citz
*zits
 
twocent
2023-01-28 3:57:44 PM  
Austrian cellar and no lame "Down Under" joke. Tsk, tsk.
 
Mangoose [TotalFark]
2023-01-28 4:56:59 PM  
time to check in on your conspiratorial-minded friends and remind them "If you knew anything that was that was real or damaging, you wouldn't be alive to post about it"
 
polle
2023-01-28 5:12:00 PM  
Something cellar , something Austria, nothing to see here , business as usual
 
FormlessOne
2023-01-29 4:50:55 AM  

Mangoose: time to check in on your conspiratorial-minded friends and remind them "If you knew anything that was that was real or damaging, you wouldn't be alive to post about it"


Yep. Folks just don't seem to understand that "secret knowledge" isn't posted on the Internet, and that the stuff they're reading isn't even considered in the slightly shaded region of the Internet, never mind the "dark web."
 
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