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(CNN)   Man swears he'll finally leave his house, go kick that dead horse again   (cnn.com) divider line
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2023-01-28 12:48:56 AM  
Why hasn't he been on the campaign trail?  Why has he been hiding in his house?  People are saying it's because he is afraid of Biden.
 
2023-01-28 1:35:34 AM  

BizarreMan: Why hasn't he been on the campaign trail?  Why has he been hiding in his house?  People are saying it's because he is afraid of Biden.


It's not Biden he needs to be afraid of. It's that rabid, foaming-at-the-mouth Attorney General Merrick Garland.

/sarcasm
 
2023-01-28 4:20:06 AM  
South Carolina?

Somebody's feeling down and needs a pick-me-up.
 
2023-01-28 4:20:14 AM  
Two Republican strategists in the state said they thought it was an odd decision for Trump to hold a campaign event on a Saturday, when state legislators, who are currently in session, typically want to spend time with their families.

Yeah, that's right fellas, all those GQP state legislators aren't going because they're (checks notes) spending time with their families, nothing to do with them backing other candidates or just wanting nothing to do with TFG.
 
2023-01-28 4:33:52 AM  

Aussie_As: Two Republican strategists in the state said they thought it was an odd decision for Trump to hold a campaign event on a Saturday, when state legislators, who are currently in session, typically want to spend time with their families.

Yeah, that's right fellas, all those GQP state legislators aren't going because they're (checks notes) spending time with their families, nothing to do with them backing other candidates or just wanting nothing to do with TFG.


I can't tell if you're just incredibly keyed in to American politics. Or the depravity of conservative politicians is just naked and universal. Either way, I'm impressed that you get it.
 
2023-01-28 4:46:54 AM  
He should travel around with the dead body of that Diamond girl ala Weekend at Bernie's. I would totally watch that.
 
2023-01-28 4:48:35 AM  

Night Train to Wakanda: Aussie_As: Two Republican strategists in the state said they thought it was an odd decision for Trump to hold a campaign event on a Saturday, when state legislators, who are currently in session, typically want to spend time with their families.

Yeah, that's right fellas, all those GQP state legislators aren't going because they're (checks notes) spending time with their families, nothing to do with them backing other candidates or just wanting nothing to do with TFG.

I can't tell if you're just incredibly keyed in to American politics. Or the depravity of conservative politicians is just naked and universal. Either way, I'm impressed that you get it.


The whole world is about as keyed into US politics as it is its own. Lots of people aren't, but they aren't into any poltics. Any political junkie I've ever met is as into US politics as I am.
 
2023-01-28 4:52:26 AM  
As time goes on, so will the people who used to attend his grift tour. But he'll claim "the biggest crowds".
 
2023-01-28 5:06:07 AM  
You don't hear much about Trump anymore
 
2023-01-28 5:09:37 AM  
I told you Trump Rally is headline, then puppet show.

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2023-01-28 5:18:09 AM  
Dead Horses is the name of my Nu-Metal band. You should hear our cover of Goodbye Horses.
 
2023-01-28 5:32:03 AM  

Aussie_As: Night Train to Wakanda: Aussie_As: Two Republican strategists in the state said they thought it was an odd decision for Trump to hold a campaign event on a Saturday, when state legislators, who are currently in session, typically want to spend time with their families.

Yeah, that's right fellas, all those GQP state legislators aren't going because they're (checks notes) spending time with their families, nothing to do with them backing other candidates or just wanting nothing to do with TFG.

I can't tell if you're just incredibly keyed in to American politics. Or the depravity of conservative politicians is just naked and universal. Either way, I'm impressed that you get it.

The whole world is about as keyed into US politics as it is its own. Lots of people aren't, but they aren't into any poltics. Any political junkie I've ever met is as into US politics as I am.


For people outside the US, your politics is a never-ending Ted Talk on things not to do...
 
2023-01-28 5:48:13 AM  

EvilEgg: I told you Trump Rally is headline, then puppet show.

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I am SO enjoying watching this charlatan's slide into obscurity.

I used to think people were smart, at least in a low, self-interest kind of way, but the number of people who fell for his bullshiat is appalling.

Worse, after 4 years of his Presidency accomplishing nothing but corruption and selling out the country for his own aggrandizement and profit, some people still support him.

Now I think some people just aren't smart enough to live, and the whole thing makes me doubt natural selection.
 
2023-01-28 6:03:12 AM  
So he campaigned instead of doing his job... then after we fired him, he kept it up.  Then he announced that he was running again, and quit campaigning.

I figured his health was getting too poor for it.
 
2023-01-28 6:11:26 AM  

MrBallou: EvilEgg: I told you Trump Rally is headline, then puppet show.

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I am SO enjoying watching this charlatan's slide into obscurity.

I used to think people were smart, at least in a low, self-interest kind of way, but the number of people who fell for his bullshiat is appalling.

Worse, after 4 years of his Presidency accomplishing nothing but corruption and selling out the country for his own aggrandizement and profit, some people still support him.

Now I think some people just aren't smart enough to live, and the whole thing makes me doubt natural selection.


there are quite a few people i ended relationships with over their unrepentant  trump support.   You cannot be a good person and vote for Donald Trump.
 
2023-01-28 6:12:23 AM  

Alphax: So he campaigned instead of doing his job... then after we fired him, he kept it up.  Then he announced that he was running again, and quit campaigning.

I figured his health was getting too poor for it.


We aren't lucky enough to have him drop dead in the middle of a nationally televised speech, are we?
 
2023-01-28 6:21:07 AM  
His MAGA crowd:

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2023-01-28 6:24:20 AM  

tembaarmswide: Alphax: So he campaigned instead of doing his job... then after we fired him, he kept it up.  Then he announced that he was running again, and quit campaigning.

I figured his health was getting too poor for it.

We aren't lucky enough to have him drop dead in the middle of a nationally televised speech, are we?


He doesn't deserve such a quick death.  But it might cut down on the number of supporters who claim he's still alive that way.  Slightly, when some of them claim JFK is alive and a MAGAt.
 
2023-01-28 6:30:07 AM  

MrBallou: EvilEgg: I told you Trump Rally is headline, then puppet show.

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I am SO enjoying watching this charlatan's slide into obscurity.

I used to think people were smart, at least in a low, self-interest kind of way, but the number of people who fell for his bullshiat is appalling.

Worse, after 4 years of his Presidency accomplishing nothing but corruption and selling out the country for his own aggrandizement and profit, some people still support him.

Now I think some people just aren't smart enough to live, and the whole thing makes me doubt natural selection.


What many see as open corruption is a GQP true believer's progress towards restoring America's greatness.
#45's rally today is disturbingly close to my house.  I have neighbors who only just took down their 2020 Trump/Pence election yard signs.  The husbands parents live across the street and are also rabid Trump fans.
There is now an established culture of fear in rural USA who believe that non-Trump supporters have undermined the constitution and are brainwashing (and sexually assaulting) children into becoming effeminate gays and or transgender people who question their genders (and the Bible's teachings on gender, marriage, and family.  Well, their version of it anyway).  They are arming and training to use violence first.  The GQP and SCOTUS are tearing down the last vestiges of gun regulations so that groups of like minded heavily armed white supremacists can intimidate and or murder those who disagree with them.  The SCOTUS is currently trying to end federal election voting for most of the country by allowing states to appoint congress and POTUS, ensuring a GQP minority led government in perpetuity.
That's real, and shouldn't be ignored.
So even if #45 were to die of natural causes today, his ideas would live on.  Imagine Ron DeSantis as POTUS.
/shudder
 
2023-01-28 6:38:27 AM  
Soon he'll find that toadies will change to backstabbers the second they sense weakness.
 
2023-01-28 6:49:36 AM  
Prediction: His rallies are going to be hilarious shiatshows. The response will be nothing but laughter and sarcasm, from very good people, on both sides.
 
2023-01-28 7:03:38 AM  
Which one, subs: Diamond or MTG?
 
2023-01-28 7:25:20 AM  
I know he's only doing this to grift and to try to protect himself from any charges dropped on him, but doesn't he realize he has no chance and the ship has sailed?
 
2023-01-28 7:32:18 AM  
"Looking to maximize his status as the only 2024 Republican presidential contender to declare so far"

Did CNN forget about whats-his-name, "the guy whose pregnant wife passed out while he was announcing his candidacy for President"?
 
2023-01-28 7:55:02 AM  

BizarreMan: Why hasn't he been on the campaign trail?  Why has he been hiding in his house?  People are saying it's because he is afraid of Biden.


Nah, he is tired, it's his lack of virility. He just isn't aging as well as Biden
 
2023-01-28 7:55:07 AM  

stevecore: I know he's only doing this to grift and to try to protect himself from any charges dropped on him, but doesn't he realize he has no chance and the ship has sailed?


No he doesn't.  Or if he has an inkling, the toadies and bottom feeders surrounding him will convince him otherwise.  The smaller crowds will be MORE fawning of him, and that will convince him.

Trump is a pathological narcissist.
 
2023-01-28 7:55:50 AM  
I wonder if he'll debut some new material finally. I'm sure he must have been working on some Biden classified doc stuff. Maybe he has come up with some more catchy nicknames like unselect committee or MSDNC!
 
2023-01-28 7:58:38 AM  
He declared way too early because he's spooked about being indicted. No one runs a string of campaign events almost two years before an election because no one cares about it yet.
 
2023-01-28 8:37:41 AM  
Oh Thank God!

Hopefully #45 has come up with some new original nicknames to really trigger the libs.
 
2023-01-28 8:40:33 AM  
"He will then head to South Carolina, ... where he is expected to unveil a handful of endorsements as he looks to repeat his past performance. One of those endorsements will come from GOP Sen. Lindsey Graham."

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2023-01-28 8:41:22 AM  

Officer Barrelroll: I wonder if he'll debut some new material finally. I'm sure he must have been working on some Biden classified doc stuff. Maybe he has come up with some more catchy nicknames like unselect committee or MSDNC!


Watching him is like when they open the mic to the fourth rate hack comedians on improv night. Even his tempo is pathetically stereotypical.
 
2023-01-28 8:51:01 AM  
This Trump campaign seems to have all the momentum and energy as Rocky's training camp in Rocky III had right before Clubber Lang beat the living crap out of him and gave Mickey a heart attack.
 
2023-01-28 8:59:28 AM  

BizarreMan: Why hasn't he been on the campaign trail?  Why has he been hiding in his house?  People are saying it's because he is afraid of Biden.


Well HE'S not gonna pay for those rallies
 
2023-01-28 9:03:46 AM  

heavymetal: This Trump campaign seems to have all the momentum and energy as Rocky's training camp in Rocky III had right before Clubber Lang beat the living crap out of him and gave Mickey a heart attack.


I wish Trump was Mickey in this story.
 
2023-01-28 9:25:27 AM  
My hope is that NH GOPers hand him his ass.
Not holding my breath.
 
2023-01-28 9:31:19 AM  
Stupid speech. Lies. Accusations. Blaming. More lies. Stupid nicknames. Creepy references to females. Shaky sip of water. A few more lies. A rambling incoherent non-related personal anecdote. An epileptic dance routine. Beg for money. A few racist remarks to remind his base why they worship him. A little crowd interaction with paid actors. An empty promise or two. More lies...and good night.

He's so predictable.
 
2023-01-28 9:40:42 AM  
Who?
 
2023-01-28 9:47:36 AM  

Officer Barrelroll: heavymetal: This Trump campaign seems to have all the momentum and energy as Rocky's training camp in Rocky III had right before Clubber Lang beat the living crap out of him and gave Mickey a heart attack.

I wish Trump was Mickey in this story.


Is he so fine?
 
2023-01-28 10:00:15 AM  
low energy. sad
 
2023-01-28 10:57:36 AM  

Aussie_As: Night Train to Wakanda: Aussie_As: Two Republican strategists in the state said they thought it was an odd decision for Trump to hold a campaign event on a Saturday, when state legislators, who are currently in session, typically want to spend time with their families.

Yeah, that's right fellas, all those GQP state legislators aren't going because they're (checks notes) spending time with their families, nothing to do with them backing other candidates or just wanting nothing to do with TFG.

I can't tell if you're just incredibly keyed in to American politics. Or the depravity of conservative politicians is just naked and universal. Either way, I'm impressed that you get it.

The whole world is about as keyed into US politics as it is its own. Lots of people aren't, but they aren't into any poltics. Any political junkie I've ever met is as into US politics as I am.


People living in the same building as the meth lab have a vested interest in what's happening when a fire breaks out.
 
2023-01-28 11:04:55 AM  
He's bringing the clownshow to my hometown today. Just passed by the venue... the MAGAt circus is in full effect.
 
2023-01-28 11:37:29 AM  

Aussie_As: Two Republican strategists in the state said they thought it was an odd decision for Trump to hold a campaign event on a Saturday, when state legislators, who are currently in session, typically want to spend time with their families.

Yeah, that's right fellas, all those GQP state legislators aren't going because they're (checks notes) spending time with their families, nothing to do with them backing other candidates or just wanting nothing to do with TFG.


It could also be Trump testing them to see who is loyal and subservient to him, and who is a loser.
 
2023-01-28 11:56:57 AM  
Life is too short and precious to waste time on Trump and his disgusting behavior. He is boring and horribly needy. Why doesn't he quietly retire instead of inflicting himself on the world? He's repulsive.
 
2023-01-28 11:57:21 AM  
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400 people, lol.
 
2023-01-28 12:57:58 PM  
Trump will hit the trail looking to reinvigorate his campaign bank account
 
2023-01-28 1:08:15 PM  
I had to make a choice, Trump rally or colon cleanse. Chose colon cleanse, it just seems like a better way to spend a Saturday and it will be less shiat to listen to.
 
2023-01-28 3:07:12 PM  
Before or after he wins 3 golf tournaments today?
/at the same time
 
2023-01-28 3:44:07 PM  

pueblonative: Officer Barrelroll: I wonder if he'll debut some new material finally. I'm sure he must have been working on some Biden classified doc stuff. Maybe he has come up with some more catchy nicknames like unselect committee or MSDNC!

Watching him is like when they open the mic to the fourth rate hack comedians on improv night. Even his tempo is pathetically stereotypical.


I've always said he talks like a fourth rate Borscht Belt comic from the fifties.
 
2023-01-28 9:57:51 PM  

WithinReason: Oh Thank God!

Hopefully #45 has come up with some new original nicknames to really trigger the libs.


Thread-jack: if D2S declares, runs, and wins, does he become #45, #45+47, #47 (#45), or what?

/ Just asking
// Maliciously
\|/ Three (snicker)...
 
2023-01-29 2:12:11 AM  

LarrySouth: WithinReason: Oh Thank God!

Hopefully #45 has come up with some new original nicknames to really trigger the libs.

Thread-jack: if D2S declares, runs, and wins, does he become #45, #45+47, #47 (#45), or what?

/ Just asking
// Maliciously
\|/ Three (snicker)...


Grover Cleveland provides the precedent, being both the 22nd and the 24th president. The next president after Biden will be #47, whether it's Trump or someone else. Trump's previous term is still #45.
 
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