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fatassbastard [TotalFark]
2023-01-27 8:30:52 PM  
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/duh
 
Demetrius [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-27 9:18:47 PM  
All of them

/duh
 
Irving Maimway [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-27 9:24:02 PM  
So not a drag queen?
 
Notabunny [TotalFark]
2023-01-27 9:26:00 PM  
That's disappointing. He seemed like such a solid guy on The Walking Dead
 
The Irresponsible Captain [TotalFark]
2023-01-28 1:30:14 AM  
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Yeast No 7
2023-01-28 1:32:39 AM  
Oh no.

Republicans/Conservatives/GOP are pedophiles.

Wow.

I'm shocked.
 
LordJiro [OhFark]
2023-01-28 1:41:10 AM  

Demetrius: All of them

/duh


I mean, at this point, it's pretty clear that the entire GQP is at the very least willing to tolerate pedophiles, as well as Nazis, mass shootings, insane levels of corruption, and the complete defilement of everything America has ever claimed to stand for. Just as long as the ultra-wealthy get their tax cuts.

It's a farking cult.
 
dailygrinds
2023-01-28 1:47:59 AM  

Irving Maimway: So not a drag queen?


These republican pedo creeps need more positive role models.
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anuran
2023-01-28 1:51:33 AM  
Deep State false flag fake news. Hunter Biden buttery males
 
fragMasterFlash [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-28 1:52:36 AM  
No one is born republican, they have to be groomed.
 
nakmuay
2023-01-28 2:03:31 AM  

fragMasterFlash: No one is born republican, they have to be groomed.


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Archie Goodwin
2023-01-28 2:03:42 AM  
An easier question - How many republicans are NOT kiddy diddlers?
 
dericwater
2023-01-28 2:21:58 AM  

Archie Goodwin: An easier question - How many republicans are NOT kiddy diddlers?


I'm guessing Susan Collins. Maybe.
 
paulleah
2023-01-28 2:31:57 AM  
Yes, but is he also a youth pastor and/or scout leader?
 
AmbassadorBooze
2023-01-28 2:37:59 AM  
Gitmo.

Problem solved.
 
BlousyBrown [TotalFark]
2023-01-28 2:41:08 AM  
It's basically like if you are a registered republican, you're a piece of shiat asshole that blames people for crimes they have committed?
 
Gordon Bennett [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-28 2:58:52 AM  
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jaytkay [OhFark]
2023-01-28 3:01:46 AM  

nakmuay: fragMasterFlash: No one is born republican, they have to be groomed.

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Wow that photo has a Jim Jones cult vibe. Wow
 
Cythraul
2023-01-28 3:04:46 AM  
I am 44 and my beard and hair color is about 55% graying.  And this guy is all blond and red with very little gray.

It's not fair.

What's his secret?
 
shinji3i
2023-01-28 3:12:38 AM  

Cythraul: I am 44 and my beard and hair color is about 55% graying.  And this guy is all blond and red with very little gray.

It's not fair.

What's his secret?


It's right there in the article but despite the hair color I can't stress enough

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Aquapope
2023-01-28 3:12:45 AM  
Did he have cosmetic surgery to hide his third eye, or did it heal over like a bad ear piercing?
 
Cythraul
2023-01-28 3:15:28 AM  

Aquapope: Did he have cosmetic surgery to hide his third eye, or did it heal over like a bad ear piercing?


It's probably the closed orifice (most likely a sphincter) where he absorbs the innocent souls of the children he abuses.
 
DoctorCal
2023-01-28 3:21:38 AM  

Gordon Bennett: [Fark user image image 500x282]

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Ginger Hagrid
 
mrparks
2023-01-28 3:22:38 AM  
Being enlightened must be very tiring if his third eye has a bag under it.
 
BlousyBrown [TotalFark]
2023-01-28 3:26:18 AM  
Rocky? My husband was considering naming our cat rocky. I said NO FARKING WAY! I won.
 
Capo Del Bandito
2023-01-28 3:36:40 AM  
Does anyone have the count of drag queens caught with illegal pornography or manipulating kids illegally vs Republican officials? I know it's gotta be pretty one sided at this point.
 
austerity101
2023-01-28 3:47:28 AM  
"The 47-year-old is facing accusations of have child sexual assault material in his Dropbox account"

Was this article written by a Lucy Liubot?

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KodosZardoz
2023-01-28 4:56:16 AM  
I'm beginning to think that the gop is a pedophilia cult that really secretly worships the devil and is trying to take over the nation and enslave us all. Maybe they meet in some secret place like the basement of a restaurant or something around DC. I think I'm gonna go investigate. But to be safe, I'll bring along the lotion and the basket.
 
Ed Grubermann [TotalFark]
2023-01-28 5:01:11 AM  
Not just a perv, but an idiot. You don't put anything illegal in the cloud. Ever.
 
Rage Against the Thorazine [TotalFark]
2023-01-28 7:10:11 AM  

KodosZardoz: I'm beginning to think that the gop is a pedophilia cult that really secretly worships the devil and is trying to take over the nation and enslave us all. Maybe they meet in some secret place like the basement of a restaurant or something around DC. I think I'm gonna go investigate. But to be safe, I'll bring along the lotion and the basket.


I've long suspected the whole qanon thing is just a front for an actual international pedophile ring.
 
2wolves [TotalFark]
2023-01-28 7:13:53 AM  
A brazillian.
 
Unobtanium [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-28 8:30:09 AM  

nakmuay: fragMasterFlash: No one is born republican, they have to be groomed.

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"No CRT." Are any of them old enough to have seen a Cathode Ray Tube?
 
sillydragon
2023-01-28 8:33:33 AM  

Rage Against the Thorazine: KodosZardoz: I'm beginning to think that the gop is a pedophilia cult that really secretly worships the devil and is trying to take over the nation and enslave us all. Maybe they meet in some secret place like the basement of a restaurant or something around DC. I think I'm gonna go investigate. But to be safe, I'll bring along the lotion and the basket.

I've long suspected the whole qanon thing is just a front for an actual international pedophile ring.


I've just assumed they were trying to BSAB (and cover for) all the kid farking going on amongst the bible-thumpers.
 
suebhoney
2023-01-28 8:43:43 AM  

sillydragon: Rage Against the Thorazine: KodosZardoz: I'm beginning to think that the gop is a pedophilia cult that really secretly worships the devil and is trying to take over the nation and enslave us all. Maybe they meet in some secret place like the basement of a restaurant or something around DC. I think I'm gonna go investigate. But to be safe, I'll bring along the lotion and the basket.

I've long suspected the whole qanon thing is just a front for an actual international pedophile ring.

I've just assumed they were trying to BSAB (and cover for) all the kid farking going on amongst the bible-thumpers.


Like the Duggars. They have seemed to dropped off the face of the American news fodder cycle ever since the oldest kid was found with child porn or was caught diddling.
 
mrwhippy
2023-01-28 9:06:52 AM  
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Someone Else's Alt [TotalFark]
2023-01-28 9:23:17 AM  

mrwhippy: [Fark user image 850x713]


Subbie here, the list that is now what 985? This is what I was referring to. Couldn't remember what number we were up to.
 
JasonOfOrillia [TotalFark]
2023-01-28 9:32:51 AM  
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Colour_out_of_Space
2023-01-28 9:49:43 AM  
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gilgigamesh
2023-01-28 9:52:51 AM  

Cythraul: I am 44 and my beard and hair color is about 55% graying.  And this guy is all blond and red with very little gray.

It's not fair.

What's his secret?


Genetics.

But look at it this way: you won't die in prison due to a genetic predisposition to be sexually attracted to kiddos.
 
bo_loo
2023-01-28 9:54:27 AM  

mrwhippy: [Fark user image 850x713]


https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2018/10/23/1806673/-Republican-Sexual-Predators-Abusers-and-Enablers-Pt-1

It continues for 31 more pages.
 
Crabs_Can_Polevault
2023-01-28 10:01:10 AM  

dericwater: Archie Goodwin: An easier question - How many republicans are NOT kiddy diddlers?

I'm guessing Susan Collins. Maybe.


At this point, I have to assume that she's learned of maybe five or six colleagues that "rob the cradle," so to speak. And of course she's been horribly disappointed with all of them.

Doesn't stop 'em in any way, shape, or form, of course. Susan Collins' disappointment at everything is spread so wide and thin that it's become homeopathic.
 
GreatGlavinsGhost
2023-01-28 11:09:28 AM  

nakmuay: fragMasterFlash: No one is born republican, they have to be groomed.

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JudgeSmails
2023-01-28 1:21:53 PM  
Oh look,another REPUBLICAN PEDO that the antisemitic REPUBLICAN qanon group missed. Hmmmmmm!
 
The Lone Gunman
2023-01-28 2:43:44 PM  
I'm surprised a bunch of them haven't said, "Oh...umm...I'm a secret Democrat? I love little boys and also universal health care? Uhh...grrrr?"
 
Armchair_Invective
2023-01-28 5:22:25 PM  
No clue.  Math is too woke, man.
 
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