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2021 clicks; posted to Main » on 27 Jan 2023 at 4:50 PM (9 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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bearded clamorer [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-27 2:49:01 PM  
Daylight come and me wan go home.
 
Miss_Dorothy_Kilgallen [TotalFark]
2023-01-27 4:51:48 PM  
I...  I wasn't ready for there to be a picture.
 
brainlordmesomorph
2023-01-27 4:52:18 PM  
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Somaticasual [TotalFark]
2023-01-27 4:53:02 PM  
So, Trial run for being a mule gone wrong?
 
Sushi and the Banshees
2023-01-27 4:54:29 PM  
What has been seen cannot be unseen.
 
farkitallletitend
2023-01-27 4:55:05 PM  
I've never been that angry.
 
steklo [TotalFark]
2023-01-27 4:59:44 PM  
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BitwiseShift
2023-01-27 4:59:50 PM  
Must be cultural.  Growing up a banana sandwich was a mashed banana on bread.  Americans include peanut butter in that I've learned for the Elvis variation.

Don't know what celebrity to attribute a condom banana snack to -- maybe George Santos?
 
cyberspacedout
2023-01-27 4:59:50 PM  
Annual year-end headline: "What did we get stuck in our duodenums in 2023?"
 
Tentacle
2023-01-27 5:04:54 PM  
Nine times out of ten, I am Jack's raging bile duct.
 
Subtonic
2023-01-27 5:05:32 PM  
You people just don't understand how mad I was. It was over the new Avatar movie, isn't it obvious? Do you need a farking diagram?!

Oh, I'm getting angry again...
 
Sexy Jesus
2023-01-27 5:05:51 PM  
Where, JamPress, did, JamPress, this, JamPress, happen? JamPress.
 
kmgenesis23
2023-01-27 5:06:16 PM  

farkitallletitend: I've never been that angry.


Nor I. Dude must've had a ton of hormonal rage. I assume the baseline for hormonal rage is this, which is still dumb as hell but seems less dangerous.

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Bennie Crabtree
2023-01-27 5:09:48 PM  

cyberspacedout: Annual year-end headline: "What did we get stuck in our duodenums in 2023?"


Swallowing condoms could be a great way to make money off diverticulitis. Check out this business plan:

Get diverticulitis.
Swallow a box of condoms (individually, unreapped, don't just swallow the box whole).
Eat lots of gassy food.
The condoms get stuck in the intestinal pockets.
The gas inflates the condoms really big.
Get people to pay you to swallow their jewelry and microfilm secrets.
When you swallow the item, jiggle until it fits in one of the pockets.
Condoms can inflate a lot, so when you fill them up, just eat more gassy food to make more room.
Become the human safe deposit box.
They collect the titems when you die. OR for extra fee, you give them a treasure map to your grave.
(Brinks can be your undertaker).
 
Cheron
2023-01-27 5:11:55 PM  
"Ate"
 
OtherLittleGuy [BareFark]
2023-01-27 5:12:30 PM  
Oh, no. Ohhhh hells no....

I know what "banana" reallymeans. There was a thread about it the other day....

/abandon thread
 
behanger
2023-01-27 5:14:56 PM  
To show how condoms should be used, my teacher brought a banana to class, 'cos he could not get a woody on an empty stomach.
 
dfelixster
2023-01-27 5:16:13 PM  
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cyberspacedout
2023-01-27 5:18:51 PM  

behanger: To show how condoms should be used, my teacher brought a banana to class, 'cos he could not get a woody on an empty stomach.


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knbwhite
2023-01-27 5:20:51 PM  
Vegetarianism 101.
 
el_mocoso
2023-01-27 5:28:42 PM  
I hate lazy reporting! The full name of the journal is "You Can't Be Cereus"
 
ToastmasterGeneral
2023-01-27 5:43:08 PM  
Was he trying to get some sexual peeling?

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The Irresponsible Captain [TotalFark]
2023-01-27 6:03:19 PM  

Subtonic: You people just don't understand how mad I was. It was over the new Avatar movie, isn't it obvious? Do you need a farking diagram?!

Oh, I'm getting angry again...


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The Irresponsible Captain [TotalFark]
2023-01-27 6:04:01 PM  

Cheron: "Ate"


I was really expecting entry would be from the other end
 
Hoblit [TotalFark]
2023-01-27 6:20:33 PM  

Miss_Dorothy_Kilgallen: I...  I wasn't ready for there to be a picture.


Me either man, me either.

/ick
 
Hoblit [TotalFark]
2023-01-27 6:24:10 PM  

BitwiseShift: Must be cultural.  Growing up a banana sandwich was a mashed banana on bread.  Americans include peanut butter in that I've learned for the Elvis variation.

Don't know what celebrity to attribute a condom banana snack to -- maybe George Santos?


'Merikan here and to ME a banana sandwich is sliced bananas on bread with (Duke's) mayonnaise.

I also like peanut butter & banana sandwiches (no mayo) but I don't usually 'mash' the banana in that scenario either.

And finally, there is a local restaurant here in Charlotte called Pinky's Westside Grill and they have an Elvis sandwich on their menu. (And it comes with bacon too... which seems odd to me but not here to kink shame.)
 
AnudderFreakinFarker
2023-01-27 6:45:05 PM  
(to spare the innocent)  I...  I wasn't ready for there to be a picture.

This thread is . . . bananas.

\ what we really need is the article's text rendered in ASL.
\\ and supplementary bananas
\\\ hold the Mayo, as is the tradition
 
Madison_Smiled [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-27 6:56:39 PM  
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AlgaeRancher [OhFark]
2023-01-27 7:29:10 PM  
The correct thing to say is

"Was I interrupting something important?"
 
Mr. Shabooboo
2023-01-27 7:40:34 PM  
After too much Pol tab I get into such fits that I eat apple with a little peanut butter on it....

/You wouldn't like me when i'm angy...
// that takes a Snickers to fix..
 
RI_Red
2023-01-27 7:58:09 PM  
"You have a banana in your ear!"

"What?"

"I said, you have a banana in your ear!"

"What?!"

"YOU HAVE A BANANA IN YOUR EAR!"

"Hang on... Sorry, I couldn't hear you because I had a banana in my ear."
 
docilej
2023-01-27 8:18:13 PM  
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gietmay
2023-01-27 11:25:35 PM  
"This marked the first known instance of someone swallowing a banana in a condom, per the study."

There's a first time for everything.
 
jm105 [BareFark]
2023-01-28 12:06:32 AM  
In 1993, Arsenio Hall and Magic Johnson taught me how to stop the spread of AIDS by putting a condom (lubed, of course) on a banana.
 
ukexpat
2023-01-28 12:39:18 AM  

Bennie Crabtree: cyberspacedout: Annual year-end headline: "What did we get stuck in our duodenums in 2023?"

Swallowing condoms could be a great way to make money off diverticulitis. Check out this business plan:

Get diverticulitis.
Swallow a box of condoms (individually, unreapped, don't just swallow the box whole).
Eat lots of gassy food.
The condoms get stuck in the intestinal pockets.
The gas inflates the condoms really big.
Get people to pay you to swallow their jewelry and microfilm secrets.
When you swallow the item, jiggle until it fits in one of the pockets.
Condoms can inflate a lot, so when you fill them up, just eat more gassy food to make more room.
Become the human safe deposit box.
They collect the titems when you die. OR for extra fee, you give them a treasure map to your grave.
(Brinks can be your undertaker).


You have...put a lot of thought into this...
 
anuran
2023-01-28 4:43:50 AM  

Somaticasual: So, Trial run for being a mule gone wrong?


The only answer which makes sense
 
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