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(Kotaku)   Smash Bros player nearly gets taken to his Final Destination   (kotaku.com) divider line
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Concrete Donkey
2023-01-27 2:54:19 PM  
A smash player made a series of poor choices?


Say its not true!!
 
scottydoesntknow [TotalFark]
2023-01-27 3:02:14 PM  
Sounds like the cops really farked that up. How do you not have a vehicle ready to block the guy from driving away?
 
Sgt. Expendable [OhFark]
2023-01-27 3:25:01 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Sounds like the cops really farked that up. How do you not have a vehicle ready to block the guy from driving away?


Since they caught the driver and the guy saw him in handcuffs, they probably did just up the road a bit where it was out of sight, but he was too busy rolling on the ground at 10-20 mph to notice
 
Shaggy_C
2023-01-27 4:26:54 PM  
The Mills-Peninsula Emergency Department in Burlingame said Frenzy didn't break anything but had "really bad swelling, abrasions, and bruising" on his right hand as well as "friction burns" on his back from rolling on gravel and "low blood pressure" for a while.

They went on to note that the only lasting damage would be to his bank account because he was foolish enough to accept medical care in the United States. Remember Britons, we do not have the NHS.
 
Cyrene Valantion
2023-01-27 4:52:02 PM  

Shaggy_C: The Mills-Peninsula Emergency Department in Burlingame said Frenzy didn't break anything but had "really bad swelling, abrasions, and bruising" on his right hand as well as "friction burns" on his back from rolling on gravel and "low blood pressure" for a while.

They went on to note that the only lasting damage would be to his bank account because he was foolish enough to accept medical care in the United States. Remember Britons, we do not have the NHS.


I wonder if his travel insurance will cover it.

Assuming he wasn't dumb enough to travel without travel insurance.
 
scottydoesntknow [TotalFark]
2023-01-27 5:08:43 PM  

Shaggy_C: The Mills-Peninsula Emergency Department in Burlingame said Frenzy didn't break anything but had "really bad swelling, abrasions, and bruising" on his right hand as well as "friction burns" on his back from rolling on gravel and "low blood pressure" for a while.

They went on to note that the only lasting damage would be to his bank account because he was foolish enough to accept medical care in the United States. Remember Britons, we do not have the NHS.


He's a top ranked player in the world. I'm sure he's doing just fi-

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Oooooh. That might not even cover the ambulance ride...

/He's ranked #128 in earnings
//Even the highest earning player at $391K is over 14 years, or about $27K/year.
///This doesn't count sponsorships, but I don't see #128 getting those
 
Olympic Trolling Judge
2023-01-27 6:20:07 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Shaggy_C: The Mills-Peninsula Emergency Department in Burlingame said Frenzy didn't break anything but had "really bad swelling, abrasions, and bruising" on his right hand as well as "friction burns" on his back from rolling on gravel and "low blood pressure" for a while.

They went on to note that the only lasting damage would be to his bank account because he was foolish enough to accept medical care in the United States. Remember Britons, we do not have the NHS.

He's a top ranked player in the world. I'm sure he's doing just fi-

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Oooooh. That might not even cover the ambulance ride...

/He's ranked #128 in earnings
//Even the highest earning player at $391K is over 14 years, or about $27K/year.
///This doesn't count sponsorships, but I don't see #128 getting those


It's Smash.  Somewhere between NES Tetris and no-limit Amogus in the e-sports hierarchy.
 
Dwedit
2023-01-27 6:49:11 PM  
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