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(The Register)   Scientists conclude cats only have three personalities.... Hungry, sleepy or total a**hole   ( divider line
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2023-01-27 6:22:40 PM  
TFA: Playful, antagonistic, and intermediate. They forgot the big one. Asleep.
2023-01-27 6:38:31 PM  

baron von doodle: TFA: Playful,

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2023-01-27 7:00:08 PM  
Does not agree with study.
Talking cat says Oh Long Johnson
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2023-01-27 7:23:24 PM  
Cats are clawed, fanged lessons in consent.
2023-01-27 7:25:53 PM  
So many people in this world know everything, and understand nothing.
2023-01-27 7:41:14 PM  
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2023-01-27 7:46:22 PM  
"Playful, antagonistic, or intermediate"?  That's like asking a yes-or-no question and getting the answer "either yes, no, or it depends."  They're either nice, assholes, or somewhere on the entire personality spectrum in between the two extremes.  Gee, thanks for clarifying.
2023-01-27 7:57:52 PM  

Chajeungna: Cats are clawed, fanged lessons in consent.

"Five ends are pointy."  -  Calvin
2023-01-27 8:04:08 PM  
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2023-01-27 8:26:05 PM  
Subby, "Sleepy" is the part of "asshole" that lulls you into a false sense of security.
2023-01-27 8:35:43 PM  
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2023-01-27 9:01:55 PM  
Right now my cat is clearly feeling cuddly.
2023-01-27 9:22:03 PM  
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2023-01-27 9:46:23 PM  
I woke my cat out of a deep sleep today.  Usually she wakes up as I'm approaching her, but I got her today.   She's woken me up out of a deep sleep before.  See, I can be a total ahole too.
2023-01-27 10:33:26 PM  
I was reading that article, and somewhere along the way it ran me into a ditch.
2023-01-27 11:16:34 PM  
Dog: "That terrible creature is going to attack you. I will lay down my life to defend you from it. All for one and one for all!"
Cat: "When...whatever that is inevitably kills you, I will feast on your corpse."

Dog: "I am deeply sorry you are upset. Here, let me lean in to you so you can hug me or pet me. That not working? How about I get a toy and we play a bit? I just want to help you feel better."
Cat: "Oh, you're having a bad day? Whatever. My food bowl is empty. This is unacceptable!"

Dog: "Are going for a ride? YES! A ride! Rides rule! I get to hang out with you, my bestest friend EVAR, and see stuff! Let's go!

Dog: "This is an awesome trail, boss. Lots of interesting sniffs and we get to spend time together. This is, without a doubt, the greatest day of my life. Oh, check out the Golden Retriever. She's checking me out, too. Can we go make friends? Oh, a little rain. No biggie. We'll shake if off and keep on going."
Cat: "Why am I outside? There are strange noises here and what the Hell is all this green stuff? Water is falling from the sky? This is bullshiat! I demand to be taken home immediately!"
2023-01-28 7:44:44 PM  
Still, that's two up on most people
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