Dog: "That terrible creature is going to attack you. I will lay down my life to defend you from it. All for one and one for all!"
Cat: "When...whatever that is inevitably kills you, I will feast on your corpse."

Dog: "I am deeply sorry you are upset. Here, let me lean in to you so you can hug me or pet me. That not working? How about I get a toy and we play a bit? I just want to help you feel better."
Cat: "Oh, you're having a bad day? Whatever. My food bowl is empty. This is unacceptable!"

Dog: "Are going for a ride? YES! A ride! Rides rule! I get to hang out with you, my bestest friend EVAR, and see stuff! Let's go!
Cat: "YOU'RE TAKING ME OUT TO THE WOODS TO DUMP MY BODY! I AM GOING TO DIE! YOU ARE GOING TO KILL ME! I HATE YOU!"

Dog: "This is an awesome trail, boss. Lots of interesting sniffs and we get to spend time together. This is, without a doubt, the greatest day of my life. Oh, check out the Golden Retriever. She's checking me out, too. Can we go make friends? Oh, a little rain. No biggie. We'll shake if off and keep on going."
Cat: "Why am I outside? There are strange noises here and what the Hell is all this green stuff? Water is falling from the sky? This is bullshiat! I demand to be taken home immediately!"