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3251 clicks; posted to Main » and Politics » on 27 Jan 2023 at 1:35 PM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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Original [TotalFark]
2023-01-27 12:34:21 PM  
Original Tweet:
 
arrogantbastich [TotalFark]
2023-01-27 12:41:20 PM  
Holee shiat.
 
Badmoodman [TotalFark]
2023-01-27 12:46:34 PM  
If that guy had been Black, the cops would have blown him away. Should have anyway.
 
thorpe [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-27 12:47:23 PM  
Comments are full of shiat like this.

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NateAsbestos [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-27 12:59:20 PM  
There was glass. On. The patio.

Guys.
 
make me some tea [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-27 1:06:44 PM  
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Martian_Astronomer [TotalFark]
2023-01-27 1:17:03 PM  

make me some tea: [Fark user image 736x332]


Okay but where's the satire?
 
Bootleg [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-27 1:38:12 PM  

thorpe: Comments are full of shiat like this.

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Are you shocked? They are going to take that belief to their grave.
 
odinsposse
2023-01-27 1:38:54 PM  
Another in the long series of lone wolves who all share remarkably similar political views. Such an incredible series of coincidences that happen over and over.
 
indylaw [TotalFark]
2023-01-27 1:42:29 PM  
The shiatbag caucus is ready to yuk it up again.
 
maxandgrinch [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-27 1:42:31 PM  
Looking at the twitter comments makes it appear to be the right time

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Rapmaster2000 [TotalFark]
2023-01-27 1:43:01 PM  
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SumoJeb [OhFark]
2023-01-27 1:43:03 PM  
no pants and a drink in his hand. This could be the opening scene from an episode of Dallas
 
gameshowhost [OhFark]
2023-01-27 1:43:15 PM  
Where was the BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM?

/oh. white assailant. no blams.
 
knbwhite
2023-01-27 1:44:00 PM  

odinsposse: Another in the long series of lone wolves who all share remarkably similar political views. Such an incredible series of coincidences that happen over and over.


He was a brain-dead hippie.
 
FlashHarry [TotalFark]
2023-01-27 1:44:05 PM  

SumoJeb: no pants and a drink in his hand.


"Who's wine? What wine? Where the hell did I dine?"
 
KingBiefWhistle
2023-01-27 1:44:29 PM  
Holy fark it's good to be white, that tubby fark should have been put down on the spot
 
ace in your face [TotalFark]
2023-01-27 1:44:30 PM  
Jesus. That was horrifying. I hope he stays in jail a very long time. And I took missed the blam blam blam. If the police had shot him I would have considered it super justified.
 
Aar1012 [TotalFark]
2023-01-27 1:44:53 PM  

thorpe: Comments are full of shiat like this.

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I've been seeing that and I'm not even trying to offer a more logical explanation. I'm just pointing and laughing at them.
 
HighlanderRPI
2023-01-27 1:46:12 PM  
This needs to be synched to "U Can't Touch This"

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Red Shirt Blues
2023-01-27 1:47:46 PM  

KingBiefWhistle: Holy fark it's good to be white, that tubby fark should have been put down on the spot


With cop marksmanship? They both would have been riddled with lead form the ensuing mag dump.
 
maxandgrinch [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-27 1:47:48 PM  
Paul, if you spill your drink on the carpet one more time, no more nookie for you!
 
kbronsito
2023-01-27 1:48:23 PM  
Was there a 911 call, or did the cops show up because of his home alarm system?
 
neongoats [TotalFark]
2023-01-27 1:48:41 PM  
Republicans want to hammer YOU too. Don't forget that.
 
watching the trump puddle dry
2023-01-27 1:53:49 PM  
There is nothing wrong with being a Dick head man
 
lectos
2023-01-27 1:54:45 PM  
That's the weirdest police cam video that I have ever seen.  I am confused.  So, I am sure the freepers will be allover that.
 
sleze
2023-01-27 1:55:57 PM  

thorpe: Comments are full of shiat like this.

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Regarding the snoring, it must have to do with your body's emergency breathing.  I saw a car accident in a car in front of me where a deer when through the windshield, THROUGH the guys face, and into the back seat.  The deer itself was decapitated by the accident so there was blood EVERYWHERE inside the car (though we thought it was the dude's blood).  Me and the drivers of a couple of other cars ran up to the dude and he was unconscious and making that exact sounds and heaving as he breathed.  Cops and ambulance came shortly and helicoptered him away.  Turns out he was the guy that dated my mom years ago who was kind of a "serious" prick (not abusive, just unhappy/not fun).  He made a full* recovery and is living fine now AFAIK.

/Apparently SOMETHING happened to his brain because according to our nurse friend who treated him, his personality was MUCH different after the accident, in that he became a lot more easy going and friendly
//His wife was apparently a doll and confided that it was the best thing that ever happened to him
///Fark these A-holes mocking a guy for getting clubbed on the head with a hammer
 
watching the trump puddle dry
2023-01-27 1:56:15 PM  

watching the trump puddle dry: There is nothing wrong with being a Dick head man


Attacking easy targets on the other hand, that makes you a straight piece of crap
 
Exile On Beale Street [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-27 1:57:37 PM  

Rapmaster2000: [pics.me.me image 300x225]


Nothing is farked, man. New shiat has come to light, man.
 
Rucker10
2023-01-27 1:58:52 PM  
Considering the conservative tendency to lionize the absolute worst people in the world I expect this A-hole to be invited to every CPAC from the day he gets out of prison till the day he dies.
 
capt.snicklefritz [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-27 1:59:37 PM  

thorpe: Comments are full of shiat like this.

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Ah yes. And another day of not missing that hell site goes uninterrupted.
 
justanotherfarkinfarker
2023-01-27 1:59:41 PM  

KingBiefWhistle: Holy fark it's good to be white, that tubby fark should have been put down on the spot


You're looking at a lot less issues shooting a white person if they're like this guy. Deadly weapon in his hand, clearly insane, in the home of a rich person. That's all good even in CA.

kbronsito: Was there a 911 call, or did the cops show up because of his home alarm system?

911, If I remember right the alarm wasn't armed or set off.
 
Exile On Beale Street [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-27 2:01:04 PM  

FlashHarry: SumoJeb: no pants and a drink in his hand.

"Who's wine? What wine? Where the hell did I dine?"


Smells like Otto's jacket.
 
Chompachangas
2023-01-27 2:01:44 PM  
Umm... I have so many questions. Where they both smiling when they opened the door?
 
Hickory-smoked
2023-01-27 2:03:17 PM  

knbwhite: odinsposse: Another in the long series of lone wolves who all share remarkably similar political views. Such an incredible series of coincidences that happen over and over.

He was a brain-dead hippie.


Who turned into a GamerGate Q-Anon Trumper with conspiracy theories about White Genocide.

The "similar political view" comment is apt.
 
Begoggle
2023-01-27 2:05:25 PM  
Anybody got a link that isn't Twitter?
When Fark going to stop linking that site?
 
quo vadimus
2023-01-27 2:06:16 PM  
Got here too late. All the white correct comments have already been made.
 
xanthippe [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-27 2:06:19 PM  

maxandgrinch: Paul, if you spill your drink on the carpet one more time, no more nookie for you!


If there's nookie at age 83 I'd be damned impressed.
 
Kit Fister [TotalFark]
2023-01-27 2:07:31 PM  

ace in your face: Jesus. That was horrifying. I hope he stays in jail a very long time. And I took missed the blam blam blam. If the police had shot him I would have considered it super justified.


either the police or Paul himself. Straight self defense/justified shooting.  Nobody would have a problem with it outside of the GOP.
 
thealgorerhythm
2023-01-27 2:07:33 PM  
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This is the face of MAGA
 
justanotherfarkinfarker
2023-01-27 2:09:23 PM  

xanthippe: If there's nookie at age 83 I'd be damned impressed.


Have you seen Nancy's cans. Dude doesn't need the blue pill.
 
Spitwater
2023-01-27 2:10:20 PM  
Ummmmmm.... guilty?
 
patrick767
2023-01-27 2:10:41 PM  

Chompachangas: Umm... I have so many questions. Where they both smiling when they opened the door?


I don't think so. It's a weird scene, but perhaps Paul was worried that any sudden movements or noises on his part would result in him getting brained with a hammer. If so, well, he wasn't wrong.
 
watching the trump puddle dry
2023-01-27 2:12:15 PM  

justanotherfarkinfarker: KingBiefWhistle: Holy fark it's good to be white, that tubby fark should have been put down on the spot

You're looking at a lot less issues shooting a white person if they're like this guy. Deadly weapon in his hand, clearly insane, in the home of a rich person. That's all good even in CA.

kbronsito: Was there a 911 call, or did the cops show up because of his home alarm system?
911, If I remember right the alarm wasn't armed or set off.


911 for Peace
Youtube iDuTSTzgPPo
 
chitownmike
2023-01-27 2:14:11 PM  

thealgorerhythm: [Fark user image image 425x250]
This is the face of MAGA


Dude, you have to link that shiat with a nsfw warning, wtf!
 
gameshowhost [OhFark]
2023-01-27 2:14:56 PM  

capt.snicklefritz: thorpe: Comments are full of shiat like this.

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Ah yes. And another day of not missing that hell site goes uninterrupted.


i kinda miss 'cats being weird little guys' and maura quint's feed, but that's about it
 
PvtStash
2023-01-27 2:15:13 PM  

Chompachangas: Umm... I have so many questions. Where they both smiling when they opened the door?


i'd a thought this was real easy to deduce.

1: that guy in his house evening wear is way glad the cops showed and and feels some amount of relief in the moment of seeing them arrive to aid him

2: the other guy is nutters like a sack of cats, who can say what gears turning over in that grey matter consider to smile about, nutters is the smile on that one.
 
Chompachangas
2023-01-27 2:15:18 PM  

patrick767: Chompachangas: Umm... I have so many questions. Where they both smiling when they opened the door?

I don't think so. It's a weird scene, but perhaps Paul was worried that any sudden movements or noises on his part would result in him getting brained with a hammer. If so, well, he wasn't wrong.


Yeah, listening to the 911 call, it sounded like Mr P was trying to keep things chill while in fear for his life. You never really know how you're gonna react to something like that. Sure, it looks weird as hell, but maybe he was just caught with his pants down (literally). Man, that snore at the end, like a death rattle. My buddy used to snore like that after passing out wasted on liquor and benzos (not that I am suggesting Mr. P was engaging in anything like that at the time).
JUST IN: 911 Audio From Night Of Paul Pelosi Hammer Attack Released
Youtube DtJKwVLVLBg
 
TotallyHeadless [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-27 2:16:31 PM  

patrick767: Chompachangas: Umm... I have so many questions. Where they both smiling when they opened the door?

I don't think so. It's a weird scene, but perhaps Paul was worried that any sudden movements or noises on his part would result in him getting brained with a hammer. If so, well, he wasn't wrong.


Those weren't smiles, that is the face you make when you have a bright line shone in your eyes. It was almost like Pelosi was trying to calm the situation, but not exactly sure what to do except to hold on to the hammer the best he could. Maybe getting the water was a way to distract the dude while waiting for the police to arrive.
 
pastramithemosterotic
2023-01-27 2:18:02 PM  
Why would you want to watch that video?
 
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