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5403 clicks; posted to Politics » on 27 Jan 2023 at 12:08 PM (9 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2023-01-27 11:04:23 AM  
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2023-01-27 11:42:19 AM  
Who is she discussing this with in her cabinet, Mr. Clean?
 
2023-01-27 11:53:37 AM  
Remember when losers just faded away.... I miss those days. I really fucking do!
 
2023-01-27 11:57:45 AM  
So is she being just totally batshiat or is there some chance the legislature is refusing to acknowledge Hobbs and she actually gets to call special sessions?
 
2023-01-27 11:59:21 AM  
I detect a slight flaw in this brilliant plan.
 
2023-01-27 12:01:14 PM  

Circusdog320: Remember when losers just faded away.... I miss those days. I really farking do!


I'm becoming more convinced that those who were warning about "participation trophies" 30 years ago were half right. While the promise of those awards didn't cause kids to recoil from competing, they did keep them from learning how to take a loss.
 
2023-01-27 12:04:13 PM  
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2023-01-27 12:04:39 PM  
Yes, Governor Lake. They're all waiting for you to call the special session to order. Those guys in the white coats? Oh, that's just your security detail; pay them no mind.

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2023-01-27 12:05:32 PM  

Nah'mean: Yes, Governor Lake. They're all waiting for you to call the special session to order. Those guys in the white coats? Oh, that's just your security detail; pay them no mind.

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Damn it!  Sorry about the double image.
 
2023-01-27 12:06:12 PM  
Remember when Republicans went on and on about how liberals are always trying to pass burdensome laws to solve problems that don't exist?
 
2023-01-27 12:11:24 PM  
God, STFU.
 
2023-01-27 12:12:16 PM  
She was a well-liked and maybe even respected news anchor before this.

Guess she couldn't handle being on TV every day and not telling everyone she was a farking looney.
 
2023-01-27 12:12:35 PM  

ImpendingCynic: Remember when Republicans went on and on about how liberals are always trying to pass burdensome laws to solve problems that don't exist?


I remember when they used "sore loser" was a pejorative.
 
2023-01-27 12:12:48 PM  

OdradekRex: Who is she discussing this with in her cabinet, Mr. Clean?


What was the movie/TV show where somebody has to go into exile/hiding and they end up plotting their grand return with the toys found in a pre-teen girl's room? I'm sure it's been done more than once, but there's a mainstream one where I can't remember the squirrelly main character.
 
2023-01-27 12:12:58 PM  
one day in person voting with ID and maybe a board of armed civilians in camouflage for election integrity surveillance at each polling station no water no food no talking in line is probably better than the way we've been doing things fraud-free all of these years

this is about our freedom, after all
 
2023-01-27 12:13:10 PM  

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Petty and childish, but kinda funny?
 
2023-01-27 12:14:28 PM  
You know the media and Fark could just stop giving here attention
 
2023-01-27 12:15:01 PM  
Ma'am this is not an Arby's.
 
2023-01-27 12:15:37 PM  
The GQP talks constantly about election integrity and reform and people really do want that. I know I do but absolutely not in the way this dingdong thinks. I want straight up non-gerrymandered elections that are tallied and finalized with every eligible voters vote counted, without having to jump through hoops and applied, using all the customary ways that work such as in person, mail in or whatever. Once that election is finalized the loser should shut the fark up and stop fomenting sedition and treason based on lies and bullshiat propaganda, backed by bought and paid for propaganda networks that have no responsibility to tell the truth or be earnest or honest in any way.

So yeah, I would love reform like that. Not the kind of reform crybaby losers want, which is in reality a way to reform the election process so that the GQP never loses.
 
2023-01-27 12:16:00 PM  
I'm sure military personnel overseas will be happy about that.
 
2023-01-27 12:17:32 PM  
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Please just go away.........
 
2023-01-27 12:18:06 PM  

PrawnSolo: SurfaceTension: [Fark user image 611x534]

Petty and childish, but kinda funny?


He clearly didn't learn to master the art of the Vaseline lens.
 
2023-01-27 12:18:25 PM  

Nah'mean: Yes, Governor Lake. They're all waiting for you to call the special session to order. Those guys in the white coats? Oh, that's just your security detail; pay them no mind.

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Governor Lake announced her plan at a press conference--we've got the exclusive video:

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2023-01-27 12:19:03 PM  

Nah'mean: Nah'mean: Yes, Governor Lake. They're all waiting for you to call the special session to order. Those guys in the white coats? Oh, that's just your security detail; pay them no mind.

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Damn it!  Sorry about the double image.


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2023-01-27 12:19:20 PM  
It's interesting how conservatives think those in the military shouldn't get a say in who their elected officials are.
 
2023-01-27 12:19:33 PM  
Just because you can chew bubblegum and walk while wearing clownshoes at the same time does not make you a qualified candidate for public office.
 
2023-01-27 12:20:10 PM  

fnordfocus: So is she being just totally batshiat or is there some chance the legislature is refusing to acknowledge Hobbs and she actually gets to call special sessions?


Arizona, so.....50/50?
 
2023-01-27 12:20:25 PM  
Just disable her zoom filter setup, she'll drop off the internet
 
2023-01-27 12:20:28 PM  

ImpendingCynic: Remember when Republicans went on and on about how liberals are always trying to pass burdensome laws to solve problems that don't exist?


Yeah, but those non-existant problems were trifling things like "discrimination against minorities", "barriers to people with disabilities fully participating in public life", "women being paid less than men", etc.
 
2023-01-27 12:21:30 PM  
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2023-01-27 12:21:59 PM  
Lying fascists really should fark off.
 
2023-01-27 12:22:03 PM  
She can "plan" to call all the special sessions she wants... it's her time to waste I guess
 
2023-01-27 12:23:23 PM  
But she's the Governor...

of jellybeans
 
2023-01-27 12:25:18 PM  

fnordfocus: So is she being just totally batshiat or is there some chance the legislature is refusing to acknowledge Hobbs and she actually gets to call special sessions?


Umm, Hobbs was sworn in on January 2.  What the legislature "acknowledges" is irrelevant.  It can't just de-office the governor at a whim.
 
2023-01-27 12:25:19 PM  
She needs to call a special session with the local mental health hospital.
 
2023-01-27 12:25:22 PM  
She seems nice.
 
2023-01-27 12:25:49 PM  
I love that the Reich believes that social media should dictate who is in charge
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All hail President Jake Paul!
 
2023-01-27 12:27:05 PM  
A Very Special Episode.
 
2023-01-27 12:27:33 PM  

Hickory-smoked: ImpendingCynic: Remember when Republicans went on and on about how liberals are always trying to pass burdensome laws to solve problems that don't exist?

I remember when they used "sore loser" was a pejorative.


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2023-01-27 12:29:05 PM  

Moroning: You know the media and Fark could just stop giving here attention


When the media ignored these lunatics, they went and created their own media.

and then we collectively created platforms that allow them to broadcast this bullshiat completely on their own.

we're screwed if we don't figure out a way to filter.
 
2023-01-27 12:29:14 PM  

OhioUGrad: I love that the Reich believes that social media should dictate who is in charge
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All hail President Jake Paul!


I think that just proves that people who post and follow on the internet are by the numbers more likely to be a moran... well except this fine site. Although people that argue with me here are of course the exception to that.
 
2023-01-27 12:29:51 PM  
I can't even see her posts, she's blocked me on Twitter.

This is unhinged.
 
2023-01-27 12:30:53 PM  
Shes literally shiat talking someones hair line...
 
2023-01-27 12:31:19 PM  
Wait wait wait. How does a private citizen "call a special session", and what does that even mean? A session of what? Is she going to invite people over to her house or something for a discussion? Somebody please, for the love of god, make this make sense...
 
2023-01-27 12:31:55 PM  
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2023-01-27 12:31:59 PM  

Two16: Hickory-smoked: ImpendingCynic: Remember when Republicans went on and on about how liberals are always trying to pass burdensome laws to solve problems that don't exist?

I remember when they used "sore loser" was a pejorative.

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That was the beginning of the end. It was a shiatty ticket, but they had it. Way closer and shadier than Hillary's EC loss. What was it like ~500 votes in the end and the SCOTUS farked Gore v Bush and gave us everything today.
 
2023-01-27 12:31:59 PM  

Nah'mean: Yes, Governor Lake. They're all waiting for you to call the special session to order. Those guys in the white coats? Oh, that's just your security detail; pay them no mind.

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Clearly that's the Tea Party caucus.
 
2023-01-27 12:32:13 PM  

vilesithknight: Wait wait wait. How does a private citizen "call a special session", and what does that even mean? A session of what? Is she going to invite people over to her house or something for a discussion? Somebody please, for the love of god, make this make sense...


More like an episode than a session.
 
2023-01-27 12:32:27 PM  
 
2023-01-27 12:35:47 PM  
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