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2023-01-27 10:40:12 AM  
I'm especially pissed off they skipped 9.
 
2023-01-27 10:41:43 AM  
*glares at Submitter*
 
2023-01-27 11:04:34 AM  
10 signs you might be an angry person, now COMMENT ON THIS ARTICLE


NO COMMENT.
 
2023-01-27 11:40:24 AM  
9. You get unreasonably self-righteous when "news" websites push content live without basic f*cking editing/quality checks.
 
2023-01-27 12:08:13 PM  
7. You're Constantly Sarcastic

Kids In The Hall - Lonely Sarcastic Guy
Youtube ziH9St7ajuw
 
2023-01-27 12:11:30 PM  
#1  You have more then one fark account.
 
2023-01-27 12:13:50 PM  
really thought I was an angry guy.

Then I visited TFD.

I'm practically Buddha.
 
2023-01-27 12:25:49 PM  
Why was the math book angry?

Because it had lots of problems.
 
2023-01-27 12:42:47 PM  
A F*CKING SLIDE SHOW?!
/flips table
 
2023-01-27 12:44:47 PM  
uh...hang on...*clears throat*
A F*CKING "CLICK HERE TO CONTINUE READING LIST WHICH I THOUGHT WAS A SLIDE SHOW?!
 
2023-01-27 1:05:32 PM  
I'm not angry - just very annoyed at everything.
 
2023-01-27 1:15:15 PM  
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2023-01-27 1:16:15 PM  
I gotta do everything around here! :D

1. You Constantly Judge People
2. You Don't Yell, But...
3. You Replay Events And Assure Yourself You Were in the Right
4. You Feel Victimized All The Time
5. You Can't Handle Feeling Vulnerable
6. You're Over-Reliant on Coping Mechanisms
7. You're Constantly Sarcastic
8. You Can't Think Rationally Under Stress
10. Small Things Bother You More Than They Should
11. You Love to Criticize

I will cop to some of those. It's residual anger after years of mental abuse and gaslighting, so being hypervigilant against being taken further advantage of.
 
2023-01-27 1:16:21 PM  
nsfw lyrics
Butt Trumpet - I've Been So Mad Lately
Youtube aAkI4EKKHMw
 
2023-01-27 1:17:28 PM  
#12.  You doze off with your bong in your lap while browsing the newest issue of Cook's Illustrated and dream of pot roast with potatoes and carrots.

/no?
//aw, shucks
 
2023-01-27 1:32:56 PM  

Duck_of_Doom: I gotta do everything around here! :D

1. You Constantly Judge People
2. You Don't Yell, But...
3. You Replay Events And Assure Yourself You Were in the Right
4. You Feel Victimized All The Time
5. You Can't Handle Feeling Vulnerable
6. You're Over-Reliant on Coping Mechanisms
7. You're Constantly Sarcastic
8. You Can't Think Rationally Under Stress
10. Small Things Bother You More Than They Should
11. You Love to Criticize

I will cop to some of those. It's residual anger after years of mental abuse and gaslighting, so being hypervigilant against being taken further advantage of.


You know what? That is JUST like you to assume I hadn't read the article myself.
 
2023-01-27 1:50:35 PM  
"NEXT!"

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2023-01-27 1:58:27 PM  
1. fark you, I am not going to continue reading on the app.
2. No, I will not spend 20 mystery coins on a swear jar. fark that.
3. This whole article feels like you're up against a deadline and just pulled it out of your ass.
4. No, I didn't read the article.
5. I'm not angry, I am just disappointed. Also, five feels like plenty.
 
2023-01-27 2:24:47 PM  
One sign that you may be angry:

1. you're angry.

There, that was easy.
 
2023-01-27 2:27:11 PM  
Ok, but, like there is no "over reliant" on coping mechanisms.  You find a way to deal with shiat or you don't.  It's easier to find a way to deal with shiat than, I dunno, holding it in until you explode.  You never think of them as I gotta do my coping mechanisms, they're I know this will help me keep my job / family / stay out of jail things that I do subconsciously.
 
2023-01-27 2:52:41 PM  
10. Small Things Bother You More Than They Should

That this wasn't higher on the list really pisses me off.
 
2023-01-27 3:25:44 PM  
However I'm not angry, I am however a highly experienced curmudgeon.  People have been known to confuse the two.
 
2023-01-27 4:28:35 PM  
11. You're Lewis Black.

12. You're Dr. Bruce Banner; that's your secret.
 
2023-01-27 5:31:07 PM  
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2023-01-27 6:00:19 PM  
You're not my supervisor!
 
2023-01-27 6:28:33 PM  

BumpInTheNight: #1  You have more then one fark account.


What kind of an asshole has more than one fark account?
 
2023-01-27 6:31:03 PM  

fatassbastard: I'm especially pissed off they skipped 9.


You would think that writing item 11 in a list of 10 signs would be a giveaway that something wasn't right, but no.

"Couldn't you have just included number 9 and made it a list of ten things?"

"But this one goes to eleven!"
 
2023-01-27 7:02:34 PM  
anger is an energy

Public Image Ltd - Rise
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2023-01-27 7:04:12 PM  

InfoFreako: fatassbastard: I'm especially pissed off they skipped 9.

You would think that writing item 11 in a list of 10 signs would be a giveaway that something wasn't right, but no.

"Couldn't you have just included number 9 and made it a list of ten things?"

"But this one goes to eleven!"


Author:  "I'm not a 'numbers person'..."
 
2023-01-27 7:36:51 PM  
Guess I don't do anger.  I only yell at the dogs.
 
2023-01-27 7:45:20 PM  
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You have the problem subby, not me!
 
2023-01-27 9:21:37 PM  

bughunter: #12.  You doze off with your bong in your lap while browsing the newest issue of Cook's Illustrated and dream of pot roast with potatoes and carrots.

/no?
//aw, shucks


I think that's like... the opposite of angry.
 
2023-01-27 9:36:46 PM  
1. You Constantly Judge People
2. You Don't Yell, But...
3. You Replay Events And Assure Yourself You Were in the Right
4. You Feel Victimized All The Time
5. You Can't Handle Feeling Vulnerable
6. You're Over-Reliant on Coping Mechanisms
7. You're Constantly Sarcastic
8. You Can't Think Rationally Under Stress
10. Small Things Bother You More Than They Should
11. You Love to Criticize


I know way, way, way too many angry people then.

I'm ok with that.

/sarcasm is the spice of life
 
2023-01-28 3:12:43 AM  
Nicest guy you'd ever wanna meet!

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2023-01-28 12:10:07 PM  
I get very angry when I can't get an erection when I'm watching women midgets mud wrestle each other in bikinis.
 
2023-01-28 4:20:39 PM  

bedonkadonk: I get very angry when I can't get an erection when I'm watching women midgets mud wrestle each other in bikinis.


Maybe watch tall women? Male little people? Puppies playing in the mud?
 
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