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(Daily Star)   Russian civilians warned to 'lock up kids' as Putin's first batch of Wagner Group mercenary fighters come back from the frontline to lead 'normal' lives (possible nsfw content on page)   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line
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2023-01-27 10:08:07 AM  
The man dubbed "Putin's chef" has also been captured delivering a pep talk to the first group of released prisoners.
In it, he said: "Don't drink a lot, don't use drugs, don't rape women, do not get up to no good."


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2023-01-27 10:13:36 AM  
Psychopathic criminals "now" roam freely in Russia.

In other words, nothing has changed.
 
2023-01-27 10:19:06 AM  
The kid with the red bandanna moved to Russia?

/hide your wife
//hide your kids
 
2023-01-27 10:25:14 AM  
"Hey, murders and rapists. Go kill for us and we'll release you from prison"
"Done."
"Okay, great. You're rehabilitated. Have a boy."
 
2023-01-27 10:25:44 AM  
Unavailable for comment-ski.

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2023-01-27 10:25:45 AM  
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2023-01-27 10:26:01 AM  
So.....they are fair game for recruiting?

Also.....Russia sounds like a delightful place.

/ s

// that should be self-evident but
 
2023-01-27 10:26:11 AM  
Dammit....

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2023-01-27 10:26:32 AM  
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2023-01-27 10:27:06 AM  
That is one farked up country.
 
2023-01-27 10:27:08 AM  
Based on the behavior of even "non-criminal" russians in Ukraine, russians seem fine with murder, rape, torture, and theft. I'm sure they'll all be fine, at least the ones that survive.
 
2023-01-27 10:29:09 AM  
Ha ha Ruzzia.
 
2023-01-27 10:30:53 AM  
Don't worry, the Russian army will mobilize them soon.
 
2023-01-27 10:30:56 AM  
Gosh I hope bringing home hundreds of battle-scarred criminals with weapons experience doesn't destabilize the country...
 
2023-01-27 10:31:18 AM  
Today's the day, mother f*cker.
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2023-01-27 10:31:28 AM  

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2023-01-27 10:31:58 AM  
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2023-01-27 10:33:25 AM  
So the war is over?
 
2023-01-27 10:33:44 AM  
So much winning.  If Russians had the choice to lose their belligerent invasion of a sovereign country or being told of great victories and having killers and rapists in their front yard -- what would they choose?  Would they even know what a choice was?
 
2023-01-27 10:43:43 AM  
Now that they're released, they can get good jobs and become functioning members of modern Russian society - from working at NotDolands, preparing expense reports in Microsoft Excel 95, not since Progress Island USA; Puerto Rico, has the world seen such a hustling and bustling nation.

Also, try not to murder your neighbor over a roll of toilet paper by jamming a galvanized plumbing fitting into their eye socket.
 
2023-01-27 10:45:00 AM  

beezeltown: Psychopathic criminals "now" roam freely in Russia.

In other words, nothing has changed.


I was watching a documentary last night and it said that there were thousands of Russian mafia organizations with over 250,000 total members worldwide.  There is no hope for that country.
 
2023-01-27 10:45:30 AM  
Follow Texas and Florida's lead and bus them to a place you don't like
 
2023-01-27 10:46:12 AM  
That "don't rape women" not only needs to be specifically stated to these turds but that it's in the top 3 things that they're concerned about these conscripts doing is incredibly f*cked up.  Drink and drugs I get, no good is a useless statement, but having to warn on entire group off of rape is horrific.  I hope their transports home get bombed into oblivion.
 
2023-01-27 10:46:14 AM  

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How come Haddad doesn't have any girls? That seems kinda racist. Unless he just isn't in to girls, then TNWWT.
 
2023-01-27 10:51:33 AM  
Orcs:

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2023-01-27 10:54:03 AM  
Maybe the "leadership" should have demanded a longer tour of duty. Oh well, russia can swirl down the drain even faster now.
 
2023-01-27 10:54:11 AM  

vevolis: Now that they're released, they can get good jobs and become functioning members of modern Russian society - from working at NotDolands, preparing expense reports in Microsoft Excel 95, not since Progress Island USA; Puerto Rico, has the world seen such a hustling and bustling nation.

Also, try not to murder your neighbor over a roll of toilet paper by jamming a galvanized plumbing fitting into their eye socket.


Hey, easy. Galvanized plumbing fittings aren't cheap. You're gonna be tempted, but don't. You'll do just fine with a sharpened stick or an empty vodka bottle.
 
2023-01-27 10:56:12 AM  
Honesty will take you so farking far
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2023-01-27 10:58:37 AM  
War is exemplification of distrust
 
2023-01-27 10:58:40 AM  

palelizard: vevolis: Now that they're released, they can get good jobs and become functioning members of modern Russian society - from working at NotDolands, preparing expense reports in Microsoft Excel 95, not since Progress Island USA; Puerto Rico, has the world seen such a hustling and bustling nation.

Also, try not to murder your neighbor over a roll of toilet paper by jamming a galvanized plumbing fitting into their eye socket.

Hey, easy. Galvanized plumbing fittings aren't cheap. You're gonna be tempted, but don't. You'll do just fine with a sharpened stick or an empty vodka bottle.


Check out Mr. Fancy over here with his bourgeoisie artisanally crafted wood.
 
2023-01-27 10:59:27 AM  
Irregardless of what happens in Ukraine, Russian society has gone completely topsy-turvy. There's no way the indoctrinated faithful just let go of their ideals once Pooty is gone.

I'm a millennial, so I don't know how this works for other generations, but this conflict is going to be talked about for the next century and kind of defines the world right now.

/Yes, I said Irregardless
//I'm in a bad mood today
///I need to get back to work
 
2023-01-27 11:02:18 AM  

pastramithemosterotic: Irregardless of what happens in Ukraine, Russian society has gone completely topsy-turvy. There's no way the indoctrinated faithful just let go of their ideals once Pooty is gone.

I'm a millennial, so I don't know how this works for other generations, but this conflict is going to be talked about for the next century and kind of defines the world right now.

/Yes, I said Irregardless
//I'm in a bad mood today
///I need to get back to work


Irregardless is irresponsible wordplay
 
2023-01-27 11:02:27 AM  

DarkSoulNoHope: TWX: [i.ytimg.com image 480x360]

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Wrong on both counts

Kurt Russell's character was an honorable professional soldier and the movie was better than Running Man
 
2023-01-27 11:03:02 AM  

iheartscotch: So.....they are fair game for recruiting?

Also.....Russia sounds like a delightful place.

/ s

// that should be self-evident but


Nah man, don't take it so hard. Just look at it as your .gif was an embellishment or upgrade if you will.
 
2023-01-27 11:05:16 AM  
"They're bringing drugs. They're bringing crime. They're rapists. And some, I assume, are good people"

-TFG
 
2023-01-27 11:05:18 AM  

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first thing I thought of. Leaving this thread satisfied.

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2023-01-27 11:05:47 AM  
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2023-01-27 11:06:23 AM  

Peter von Nostrand: Dammit....

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Dang it. I posted the wrong post in my post above. I meant it to you, kind Farker.
So many references to posts. Later on I plan on dividing by zero and see where that gets me.
 
2023-01-27 11:15:42 AM  
It's funny because Russia rallies their own citizens, warns them against fleeing to the West, by telling them that we're a bunch of dangerous moral degenerates, compared to Russia and its wholesome, traditional family values.
 
2023-01-27 11:19:19 AM  

vevolis: palelizard: vevolis: Now that they're released, they can get good jobs and become functioning members of modern Russian society - from working at NotDolands, preparing expense reports in Microsoft Excel 95, not since Progress Island USA; Puerto Rico, has the world seen such a hustling and bustling nation.

Also, try not to murder your neighbor over a roll of toilet paper by jamming a galvanized plumbing fitting into their eye socket.

Hey, easy. Galvanized plumbing fittings aren't cheap. You're gonna be tempted, but don't. You'll do just fine with a sharpened stick or an empty vodka bottle.

Check out Mr. Fancy over here with his bourgeoisie artisanally crafted wood.


I would expect these Orcs to go old-school Moe Howard and just jam fingers into someone's eye sockets.
 
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2023-01-27 11:20:21 AM  

monkeyboycjc: Peter von Nostrand: Dammit....

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Dang it. I posted the wrong post in my post above. I meant it to you, kind Farker.
So many references to posts. Later on I plan on dividing by zero and see where that gets me.


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2023-01-27 11:28:15 AM  

BitwiseShift: So much winning.  If Russians had the choice to lose their belligerent invasion of a sovereign country or being told of great victories and having killers and rapists in their front yard -- what would they choose?


Vodka
 
2023-01-27 11:31:29 AM  
Oh dear me. That where we are?

During the Great Patriotic War, the Red Army, after sustaining huge losses defending European Russia from the Nazis, was so desperate for manpower they started recruiting common criminals from labour camps, many of them members of the Soviet mafia, offering them pardons in exchange---a promise the authorities rarely bothered keeping. Almost all gang members in uniform who survived the war were set back to the camps.

The mafia never forgave those members who collaborated with the authorities, even under circumstances like a war that posed an existential threat to Russia. The suki (literally "b---hes," because they were supposedly Stalin's whores), cast out of criminal society, started their own groups for their own protection, and after the GPW a "Suka War" broke out in the camp system that lasted longer than the GPW itself (1945 to 1953). Prison authorities did little to stop it, seeing it as a cheap way to reduce overcrowding.
 
2023-01-27 11:42:17 AM  
On the one hand, it's a British tabloid reporting this, so I now question if there even is a 'Russia'. On the other hand, battlefield mercs returning home to Russia probably without much in the way of post-war decompression is gonna lead to some pretty terrible outcomes.
 
2023-01-27 11:49:37 AM  
I'd imagine the way Russia see's this is they'll return to a life of rape, pillage and murder (for the Siloviki thugs) and so can head straight back to the front.
rinse and repeat, such is life in Russia
 
2023-01-27 11:50:29 AM  
Why did they blur the faces out? I mean are they worried not blurring those faces will prevent these folks from leading quiet, normal lives after murdering and raping adults and children then being hired to murder and rape more adults and children abroad?
 
2023-01-27 11:53:41 AM  

beezeltown: Psychopathic criminals "now" roam freely in Russia.

In other words, nothing has changed.


I'm surprised the American Taliban isn't trying to ship a bunch of them here to sic on the protesters in Atlanta.

...yet.
 
2023-01-27 11:56:22 AM  

SpecialSnowFlake: Gosh I hope bringing home hundreds of battle-scarred criminals with weapons experience doesn't destabilize the country...


I'm sure combat mellowed them like it does most people.
 
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2023-01-27 12:06:26 PM  

germ78: On the one hand, it's a British tabloid reporting this, so I now question if there even is a 'Russia'. On the other hand, battlefield mercs returning home to Russia probably without much in the way of post-war decompression is gonna lead to some pretty terrible outcomes.


Don't forget that they were also long-duration incarcerated before they were taken into battlefield service.  They already didn't know how to behave in normal society and were convicted for their serious crimes, and presuming that Russian prison is at least as unhelpful for prisoner rehabilitation as American prisons are, they wouldn't have even been prepared to reintegrate into society even without the shell shock.

Though I'm actually curious if these particular convict-soldiers released are a group that was chosen specifically because of their connections prior to conviction, and if perhaps they were isolated from the actual battle, to make for PR on their release to help motivate families to convince incarcerated family members to enlist.
 
2023-01-27 12:06:57 PM  
Somewhere in Russia there's a news aggregator site linking to articles from The National Enquirer and people are posting comments as though it's real.

Zombie dogs attack!
 
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