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(WESH Orlando)   "FWC said it "responded to witness reports and video evidence of an individual striking a shark with a hammer" and that the agency takes "potential resource violations seriously and is currently investigating this incident"   ( divider line
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2023-01-27 9:48:27 AM  
Hey. For millions of years, Sharks have had their day. It's *human* time....

//don't hit sharks with hammers <facepalm>
2023-01-27 10:17:52 AM  
Article Headline: "FWC recommends charges against man seen beating shark on video"

Is that what the kids these days are calling it?
2023-01-27 10:19:15 AM  

Somaticasual: /don't hit sharks with hammers <facepalm>

Well duh - swung weapons are shiat under water, you'll hardly even do any damage.  Use a spear or something FFS
2023-01-27 10:20:18 AM  
I fail to see the outrage
2023-01-27 10:22:21 AM  
The State Attorney's Office will determine if any charges are filed. WESH is not naming the man because he has not been charged yet.

Maxwell. I'm guessing his name is Maxwell.
2023-01-27 10:24:15 AM  
It wasn't even a hammerhead shark!
2023-01-27 10:25:16 AM  
Why did the shark have a hammer anyway?
2023-01-27 10:27:41 AM  
Why does everything need to be videoed?
2023-01-27 10:28:53 AM  
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2023-01-27 10:35:15 AM  

opalakea: It wasn't even a hammerhead shark!

It is now.
2023-01-27 10:54:32 AM  
FWC does not f*ck around. I've had my fishing license checked on spot and my cooler searched

I hate people who mistreat wildlife this way. Lock them up
2023-01-27 11:19:10 AM  
Good lord, WTF is the matter with people?
2023-01-27 11:23:50 AM  
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2023-01-27 11:38:40 AM  
Wanted for questioning.

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2023-01-27 11:40:01 AM  
Go to an Asian food store .. they take the fish out of the tank and start whacking it on the head until it ... sortof stops moving.
2023-01-27 11:40:53 AM  

pastramithemosterotic: FWC does not f*ck around. I've had my fishing license checked on spot and my cooler searched

I hate people who mistreat wildlife this way. Lock them up

They more or less have the authority to do a body-cavity search if they think you took over the limit.
Given all the poaching and BS like this I tend not to get too upset with ranger person doing their job.
2023-01-27 12:06:42 PM  
So he beat it to death with a hammer then just threw it back in the ocean? What was the point? Christ what an asshole.
2023-01-27 12:09:11 PM  
Guess the shark is now... sleeping with the fishes?

/they can't all be gold
2023-01-27 12:22:50 PM  
It was a hammer head shark, case dismissed
2023-01-27 1:22:33 PM  
James Reyne - Hammerhead (1987)
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2023-01-27 2:23:14 PM  
Buddy comedy in the works?

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2023-01-27 4:38:02 PM  
Can the asshole be punished in a reciprocating fashion?
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