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(WESH Orlando)   Florida logic: Burn down your apartment to get revenge against HOA. Bonus logic: you also shoot yourself   (wesh.com) divider line
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1635 clicks; posted to Main » on 27 Jan 2023 at 6:46 PM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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Bslim
2023-01-27 6:51:32 PM  
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King of Monkeys
2023-01-27 6:53:17 PM  
Sun and the South
A gun in the mouth
HOA's the liar
Annnnd Fire
 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark]
2023-01-27 6:54:45 PM  
Ha! Ha! I sure showed them!
 
Day_Old_Dutchie
2023-01-27 6:56:17 PM  
Herman's Head ain't right ...
 
DarkSoulNoHope
2023-01-27 6:58:07 PM  
Important tip, aim for the heart and not for the head. Hole in the head may leave you a vegetable if it doesn't kill you, hole in the heart means your body dies due to lack of blood flow.
 
Somaticasual [TotalFark]
2023-01-27 6:59:00 PM  
Ahh, anger. So rarely does it hurt the intended; only our own soul and happiness.
 
chitownmike
2023-01-27 6:59:40 PM  
How can there be an HOA in an apartment building, there's only one owner everyone else rents
 
gonegirl
2023-01-27 7:01:28 PM  
My apartment is pretty sleazy - lots of fights, poor repairs - and management is . . . not great. We didn't get any mail for a month once because apparently some of my neighbors' kids are the Bottle Kids from Trailer Park Boys and were throwing stuff at the mailman. One night, I got bitten by something while I slept, and when I walked out the next morning, my neighbors were throwing away a mattress. I freaked out continuously for a while, until I didn't get any more bites and decided it probably wasn't bedbugs.

I assure you that for the few days I thought I would be facing a bedbug infestation in this shiathole, I fully understood the temptation to set it all on fire and walk away.

/okay, not the shooting part
 
Ty Webb [OhFark]
2023-01-27 7:03:58 PM  
My takeaway is Hailey Crumplesomething got it going on.
 
E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease
2023-01-27 7:24:59 PM  
that'll learn 'em
 
Red Shirt Blues
2023-01-27 7:31:14 PM  
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El_Dan
2023-01-27 7:44:15 PM  

chitownmike: How can there be an HOA in an apartment building, there's only one owner everyone else rents


As long as subby's mom keeps the hot pockets flowing, subby doesn't care whether she pays rent or HOA dues.
 
I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-27 7:50:50 PM  

DarkSoulNoHope: Important tip, aim for the heart and not for the head. Hole in the head may leave you a vegetable if it doesn't kill you, hole in the heart means your body dies due to lack of blood flow.


Down, not across.

Also username checks out.
 
recondite cetacean
2023-01-27 8:22:35 PM  
Worth it, probably.
 
chitownmike
2023-01-27 8:58:21 PM  

El_Dan: chitownmike: How can there be an HOA in an apartment building, there's only one owner everyone else rents

As long as subby's mom keeps the hot pockets flowing, subby doesn't care whether she pays rent or HOA dues.


From what I've heard subby's mom's hot pocket is really sloppy
 
talkyournonsense
2023-01-27 9:22:26 PM  
Come on it's not like, once in a while, we all haven't  wanted to burn this farker down before taking ourselves out . Capitalism be like that sometimes.

/ I like how that double negative sounds so shoot me
 
DarkSoulNoHope
2023-01-27 11:26:02 PM  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: DarkSoulNoHope: Important tip, aim for the heart and not for the head. Hole in the head may leave you a vegetable if it doesn't kill you, hole in the heart means your body dies due to lack of blood flow.

Down, not across.

Also username checks out.


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