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2023-01-27 8:41:29 AM  
It's all a ploy.

Biden used Obama's time machine to put the vaccine in Budweiser and Chik-Fil-A -- I mean, come on, the abbreviation for the government-run restaurant is practically CIA, sheeple.

Now the Lizard Alien Nanobots are in every True American, awaiting naught but Biden to get up there in the movie studio set they claim is the "Capitol" in front of the cloned congress-bots during the State of the Union to say the trigger phrase that nobody on earth would accidentally say: "Sure, I'd love to see those Hilary Clinton nudes!"
 
2023-01-27 9:08:46 AM  
Feed the conspiracy theories.  Fewer science-denying imbeciles in the world can only be a good thing.  Let them die.
 
2023-01-27 9:08:59 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: It's all a ploy.

Biden used Obama's time machine to put the vaccine in Budweiser and Chik-Fil-A -- I mean, come on, the abbreviation for the government-run restaurant is practically CIA, sheeple.

Now the Lizard Alien Nanobots are in every True American, awaiting naught but Biden to get up there in the movie studio set they claim is the "Capitol" in front of the cloned congress-bots during the State of the Union to say the trigger phrase that nobody on earth would accidentally say: "Sure, I'd love to see those Hilary Clinton nudes!"


The saddest part about your comment is that there is someone out there; likely eating the rubber grommets off of a sandal they've found in the garbage, who wholeheartedly agrees with what you're saying, and that they've been telling the SAME THING to a pile of shrimp carcasses for like, YEARS.
 
2023-01-27 9:10:33 AM  
So are the vaccinated on 7 or 8G by now?
 
2023-01-27 9:13:29 AM  

kbronsito: So are the vaccinated on 7 or 8G by now?


I'm over 9000
 
2023-01-27 9:18:44 AM  

vevolis: The saddest part about your comment is that there is someone out there


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2023-01-27 9:20:45 AM  
Tested positive on Saturday. Friday & Saturday were pretty brutal. Still congested, but at least the worst is over (assuming nothing fun comes up).

But those first two days ... ugh.
 
2023-01-27 9:22:14 AM  
The committee did not make a final recommendation on precisely who should be eligible for twice-yearly shots. Data has suggested that people over 75 are particularly vulnerable to severe COVID-19 infections, though the risk starts to rise around age 60.

This is mostly only true if we're talking about death. Long COVID is far less about age or health status and is disturbingly frequent, even if its not necessarily severe. All the same I feel like we as a society should do more to avoid a 1 in 6 chance of damaging an organ or getting brain damage, even if it is "mild" brain damage like anxiety, depression, or insomnia.
 
2023-01-27 9:23:58 AM  
Yes, the reason our population remains largely behind on vaccines and boosters is because of issues with availability and access.  It's not enough you can get a shot at any grocery store or pharmacy.  We need to include a free vaccination with every Extra Value Meal, F-150, and AR-15 sale.
 
2023-01-27 9:28:45 AM  

foo monkey: We need to include a free vaccination with every Extra Value Meal


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2023-01-27 9:32:34 AM  
Well over 90% of the American public has now been infected, vaccinated or both, meaning that the level of protection against severe disease is vastly different than it was when vaccines were first introduced in December 2020.


Which explains there is probably no hospital bed available where you live for COVID or anything else -- so an emergency room visit will have you living in the ER, waiting for a room to become available.
 
2023-01-27 9:33:54 AM  
What do you mean, easier? You can walk in to your local CVS\Rite Aid\whatever and get it.

Are they going to now show up at my door and give me a handy to entice people?
 
2023-01-27 9:36:50 AM  

LineNoise: What do you mean, easier? You can walk in to your local CVS\Rite Aid\whatever and get it.

Are they going to now show up at my door and give me a handy to entice people?


I shutter at how many lunatics would shoot people walking up to their door to give them vaccines, even if a handy was part of the deal.
 
2023-01-27 9:39:17 AM  
What booster version are we on? I last got boosted in September when it was pretty new. Is there a newer one?
 
2023-01-27 9:40:39 AM  

weddingsinger: The committee did not make a final recommendation on precisely who should be eligible for twice-yearly shots. Data has suggested that people over 75 are particularly vulnerable to severe COVID-19 infections, though the risk starts to rise around age 60.

This is mostly only true if we're talking about death. Long COVID is far less about age or health status and is disturbingly frequent, even if its not necessarily severe. All the same I feel like we as a society should do more to avoid a 1 in 6 chance of damaging an organ or getting brain damage, even if it is "mild" brain damage like anxiety, depression, or insomnia.


A colleague got Long C19 last year. Now she has C19 again.
 
2023-01-27 9:42:51 AM  

LineNoise: What do you mean, easier? You can walk in to your local CVS\Rite Aid\whatever and get it.

Are they going to now show up at my door and give me a handy to entice people?


What LineNoise said. If people haven't gotten the latest booster, it's not because of availability issues.
 
2023-01-27 9:42:54 AM  

Creoena: even if a handy was part of the deal


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"Hey, wanna get inoculated?"
 
2023-01-27 9:46:15 AM  

steklo: foo monkey: We need to include a free vaccination with every Extra Value Meal

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Those Happy Meal toys are getting weirder....

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2023-01-27 9:47:20 AM  

BitwiseShift: Well over 90% of the American public has now been infected, vaccinated or both, meaning that the level of protection against severe disease is vastly different than it was when vaccines were first introduced in December 2020.


Which explains there is probably no hospital bed available where you live for COVID or anything else -- so an emergency room visit will have you living in the ER, waiting for a room to become available.


What's worse, pretty sure "vaccinated" is defined as getting the original shots from 2021.  No boosters. No variant vaccines.  Vaccinated for original recipe COVID, which barely exists anymore.
 
2023-01-27 9:49:14 AM  
We've come a long way from faking vaccination cards. So, progress.
 
2023-01-27 9:50:23 AM  
What's, let's say, a hundred million (people) times $110 per year?

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2023-01-27 9:51:41 AM  

foo monkey: BitwiseShift: Well over 90% of the American public has now been infected, vaccinated or both, meaning that the level of protection against severe disease is vastly different than it was when vaccines were first introduced in December 2020.


Which explains there is probably no hospital bed available where you live for COVID or anything else -- so an emergency room visit will have you living in the ER, waiting for a room to become available.

What's worse, pretty sure "vaccinated" is defined as getting the original shots from 2021.  No boosters. No variant vaccines.  Vaccinated for original recipe COVID, which barely exists anymore.


It appears that which variant its for is less important than how recent your shot was. Even original flavor has done a pretty good job reducing harm risk (still something like twice as effective as a flu shot is).

Though what we really need is to start with air filtration and other mitigation efforts or we're all just screwed eventually, one way or another (ourselves or someone we care about)
 
2023-01-27 9:53:22 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: Those Happy Meal toys are getting weirder....


I bet they bring back that "Orange" drink flavor for those...


remember those?  Never had a name other than "orange drink". Odd.
 
2023-01-27 9:55:34 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: It's all a ploy.

Biden used Obama's time machine to put the vaccine in Budweiser and Chik-Fil-A -- I mean, come on, the abbreviation for the government-run restaurant is practically CIA, sheeple.

Now the Lizard Alien Nanobots are in every True American, awaiting naught but Biden to get up there in the movie studio set they claim is the "Capitol" in front of the cloned congress-bots during the State of the Union to say the trigger phrase that nobody on earth would accidentally say: "Sure, I'd love to see those Hilary Clinton nudes!"


And next they will put it in all the cars racing at NASCAR so you can breath it in through the fumes.
 
2023-01-27 10:01:48 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: Tested positive on Saturday. Friday & Saturday were pretty brutal. Still congested, but at least the worst is over (assuming nothing fun comes up).

But those first two days ... ugh.


The acute infection is the lower risk period because like a cold or the flu its primarily a respiratory infection. It can be nasty and leave you fatigued and maybe do lung damage but for most of us its low risk of serious harm.

Any real potential harm normally doesn't start to appear for 2-6 weeks. This is the part most people are referring to when they discuss Long COVID. Because the virus infects ACE2 receptors which are basically everywhere in your body (via blood vessel lining) its possible COVID does damage to any system, including your brain. Its why some people lose smell/taste temporarily during infection (because of inflammation) and some people's smell/taste loss might not happen for a few weeks and might be permanent (because of brain damage).

Some Farkers can share their experiences with very different long term lingering effects of COVID. Mine was fatigue, weird random fevers that lasted 2 hours, and Tachycardia (my heart rate elevated about 20 bpm above normal for the activity I was doing, which was also exhausting). Six months later most of these systems have gotten mild enough it only affects my ability to live my life close to normal for about a day once every two weeks. But for a few months I was legit worried I would have to change jobs or have to quit and try to get disability.
 
2023-01-27 10:10:22 AM  
The thing that really helps is to keep making it political. Suppressing dissenting opinions, calling the opposition lunatics and murderers, using every power of government and society to marginalize and anathematize and crush anyone who resists, that's the key to getting everyone on board.
 
2023-01-27 10:10:32 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: "Sure, I'd love to see those Hilary Clinton nudes!"


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2023-01-27 10:13:31 AM  
It's been a few months since my last booster, and I'm getting itchy for another one.

OK, bad choice of words but you know what I'm saying.

/ COVID-free in '23.
 
2023-01-27 10:15:54 AM  

SanityIsAFullTimeJob: What's, let's say, a hundred million (people) times $110 per year?

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I get 11 billion, but I might have missed some zeros. There were a lot of zeros.
 
2023-01-27 10:17:02 AM  

jjorsett: The thing that really helps is to keep making it political. Suppressing dissenting opinions, calling the opposition lunatics and murderers, using every power of government and society to marginalize and anathematize and crush anyone who resists, that's the key to getting everyone on board.


Agreed. But maybe someday we'll stop doing that to the disabled and immunocompromised. A lot of them talk about being forced to drop out of society or being mocked at work for being the only person masked.

/I know you're not talking about anti-maskers and anti-vaccine people as victims because they're in charge. They won. Ain't nobody doing sh*t to stop the spread or help the vulnerable. Or even educate people that we're all playing the worst lottery ever with each infection.
 
2023-01-27 10:20:30 AM  
I think I will go on Facebook/Twitter tonight, make a few dozen accounts, and see if I can start the conspiracy theory that the government is creating conspiracy theories about vaccines online because they want to confuse people to stop them from all attempting to go get vaccinated because the vaccine supply is low and they want to ration the supply without causing panic.
 
2023-01-27 10:41:42 AM  
Where's the part where we start tribunaling politicians and other policysetters for making false statements about Covid-19? Both sides of the American political experience have members that are guilty of offenses the likes of which haven't been seen since the Third Reich's Final Solution. I figure if we remove them from the debate by holding them accountable for the injuries their BS caused, America will be a much better place. Sure, we would probably lose Biden and Walensky, but we would lose DeSantis and just about every high profile Republican, so fair trade. Buh-bye Bloomy--his media outlet is one of the worst offenders--won't sting all that bad with the entire Koch edifice also boarding that same boat to obscurity or oblivion.

Think for a moment about what it would look like if we corraled those that used their vast wealth and influence to manipulate transmission to full tilt for their own personal political or economic gain. These people conspired to deprive Americans of life and longevity because it was profitable for them to do so. Their conduct was and is illegal. They should be held accountable for it.
 
2023-01-27 10:48:33 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: Tested positive on Saturday. Friday & Saturday were pretty brutal. Still congested, but at least the worst is over (assuming nothing fun comes up).

But those first two days ... ugh.


So, just like the flu
 
2023-01-27 11:20:25 AM  

weddingsinger: foo monkey: BitwiseShift: Well over 90% of the American public has now been infected, vaccinated or both, meaning that the level of protection against severe disease is vastly different than it was when vaccines were first introduced in December 2020.


Which explains there is probably no hospital bed available where you live for COVID or anything else -- so an emergency room visit will have you living in the ER, waiting for a room to become available.

What's worse, pretty sure "vaccinated" is defined as getting the original shots from 2021.  No boosters. No variant vaccines.  Vaccinated for original recipe COVID, which barely exists anymore.

It appears that which variant its for is less important than how recent your shot was. Even original flavor has done a pretty good job reducing harm risk (still something like twice as effective as a flu shot is).

Though what we really need is to start with air filtration and other mitigation efforts or we're all just screwed eventually, one way or another (ourselves or someone we care about)


Agreed.  My point was more that people and statistics are saying, "90% vaccinated" when "vaccinated" means they got the original shot two years ago and that's it.  Then it's "vaccinated and boosted" at a far lower rate.

As far as air filtration, I hear there are these inexpensive personal air filtration systems you can hook right up to your face.  If everyone used those, we could starve the virus for hosts and eliminate it, like polio.
 
2023-01-27 11:26:06 AM  

jjorsett: The thing that really helps is to keep making it political. Suppressing dissenting opinions, calling the opposition lunatics and murderers, using every power of government and society to marginalize and anathematize and crush anyone who resists, that's the key to getting everyone on board.


Idiot thinks plague rats should be allowed to spread plague, even though the plague will kill people.

"My opinions are as good as your facts!".

F*ck off.
 
2023-01-27 11:30:25 AM  

foo monkey: weddingsinger: foo monkey: BitwiseShift: Well over 90% of the American public has now been infected, vaccinated or both, meaning that the level of protection against severe disease is vastly different than it was when vaccines were first introduced in December 2020.


Which explains there is probably no hospital bed available where you live for COVID or anything else -- so an emergency room visit will have you living in the ER, waiting for a room to become available.

What's worse, pretty sure "vaccinated" is defined as getting the original shots from 2021.  No boosters. No variant vaccines.  Vaccinated for original recipe COVID, which barely exists anymore.

It appears that which variant its for is less important than how recent your shot was. Even original flavor has done a pretty good job reducing harm risk (still something like twice as effective as a flu shot is).

Though what we really need is to start with air filtration and other mitigation efforts or we're all just screwed eventually, one way or another (ourselves or someone we care about)

Agreed.  My point was more that people and statistics are saying, "90% vaccinated" when "vaccinated" means they got the original shot two years ago and that's it.  Then it's "vaccinated and boosted" at a far lower rate.

As far as air filtration, I hear there are these inexpensive personal air filtration systems you can hook right up to your face.  If everyone used those, we could starve the virus for hosts and eliminate it, like polio.


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2023-01-27 11:34:43 AM  

vevolis: Mr. Coffee Nerves: It's all a ploy.
Biden used Obama's time machine to put the vaccine in Budweiser and Chik-Fil-A -- I mean, come on, the abbreviation for the government-run restaurant is practically CIA, sheeple.
Now the Lizard Alien Nanobots are in every True American, awaiting naught but Biden to get up there in the movie studio set they claim is the "Capitol" in front of the cloned congress-bots during the State of the Union to say the trigger phrase that nobody on earth would accidentally say: "Sure, I'd love to see those Hilary Clinton nudes!"

The saddest part about your comment is that there is someone out there; likely eating the rubber grommets off of a sandal they've found in the garbage, who wholeheartedly agrees with what you're saying, and that they've been telling the SAME THING to a pile of shrimp carcasses for like, YEARS.


The saddest part about YOUR comment is that that person isn't eating grommets from the garbage, they're a member of Congress.
 
2023-01-27 11:37:18 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: It's all a ploy.

Biden used Obama's time machine to put the vaccine in Budweiser and Chik-Fil-A -- I mean, come on, the abbreviation for the government-run restaurant is practically CIA, sheeple.

Now the Lizard Alien Nanobots are in every True American, awaiting naught but Biden to get up there in the movie studio set they claim is the "Capitol" in front of the cloned congress-bots during the State of the Union to say the trigger phrase that nobody on earth would accidentally say: "Sure, I'd love to see those Hilary Clinton nudes!"


My God. This goes deeper than I thought.
 
2023-01-27 11:49:26 AM  
Anti-vaxx cumstain gets the boot.  Nice.
 
2023-01-27 11:53:50 AM  

The Envoy: Feed the conspiracy theories.  Fewer science-denying imbeciles in the world can only be a good thing.  Let them die.


This works but it's dangerous to a lot of smart people.
 
2023-01-27 12:02:37 PM  

SanityIsAFullTimeJob: What's, let's say, a hundred million (people) times $110 per year?

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This counters the "make it easier" part.
 
2023-01-27 12:09:47 PM  

mistahtom: The Envoy: Feed the conspiracy theories.  Fewer science-denying imbeciles in the world can only be a good thing.  Let them die.

This works but it's dangerous to a lot of smart people.


Smart from your perspective maybe.
 
2023-01-27 12:46:44 PM  

The Envoy: "My opinions are as good as your facts!".


This mentality is exactly why this country is in the sorry shape its in and why a clown like Trump got elected as president.
 
2023-01-27 1:24:07 PM  

Byno: kbronsito: So are the vaccinated on 7 or 8G by now?

I'm over 9000


Oh shiat, that's when they really get uppity...
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2023-01-27 1:30:06 PM  
make a version of the vaccine that comes as a brown paste in a squeeze tube that you squirt up your ass and put a picture of a horse on it.
 
2023-01-27 4:32:36 PM  

steklo: Creoena: even if a handy was part of the deal

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"Hey, wanna get inoculated?"


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