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(KRQE News)   If you have a giant rose tattoo on your neck, maybe cover it up before you start robbing banks   (krqe.com) divider line
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1534 clicks; posted to Main » on 27 Jan 2023 at 9:31 AM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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brap [TotalFark]
2023-01-27 9:05:43 AM  
Given my extensive knowledge of criminology and Tennessee Williams adaptations, I would say the prime suspect is Burt Lancaster.

I thought the tat was on his chest but maybe it...rose.

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BunchaRubes
2023-01-27 9:34:45 AM  
It not like they know who it is, Subby.
 
Numberlady2
2023-01-27 9:35:16 AM  
It really is true.  There are no smart people in prison.
 
Atomic Redneck
2023-01-27 9:36:08 AM  
Or maybe get a giant temporary rose tattoo from the gas station before you rob the bank.

/ Be sure to wash iat off later.
 
HotWingConspiracy
2023-01-27 9:38:47 AM  
between 5 foot, 4 inches and 5 foot, 9 inches tall

The tellers think he's a kid opening his first account.
 
Miss_Dorothy_Kilgallen [TotalFark]
2023-01-27 9:38:51 AM  
"What are you going to wear to the bank robbery?"

"Pro'lly just my 'Levrs' T-shirt and my hat that says 'Cock.'"
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vevolis
2023-01-27 9:39:21 AM  
I mean, I've been watching Tattoo Fixers on Tubi, and I've come to understand absolutely every coverup is either bunch of flowers, a skull, a mandala, a panther with the contrast settings all the way up, or some combination of the four.
 
steklo [TotalFark]
2023-01-27 9:41:17 AM  

Numberlady2: It really is true.  There are no smart people in prison.


It's because the smart ones, know how to read.

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Tyrosine
2023-01-27 9:42:38 AM  
Meh, just pick up the first guy you see coming out of a Dropkick Murphys show. Even if he isn't the actual robber in question you can be sure he's guilty of something.
 
fngoofy
2023-01-27 9:43:28 AM  
He can't even wear his mask correctly during a robbery.
 
Lambskincoat [TotalFark]
2023-01-27 9:44:40 AM  
The popularity of tats will make bank robbery a poor career choice for most young people today.
 
ObscureNameHere
2023-01-27 9:47:10 AM  

Lambskincoat: The popularity of tats will make bank robbery a poor career choice for most young people today.


Well, they already demonstrated poor long term decision making skills, so trying to do badly planned bank robberies is on type.
 
drjekel_mrhyde
2023-01-27 9:48:08 AM  
That's a common cover up your ex name tattoo
 
gilatrout [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-27 9:50:24 AM  

Miss_Dorothy_Kilgallen: "What are you going to wear to the bank robbery?"

"Pro'lly just my 'Levrs' T-shirt and my hat that says 'Cock.'"
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I'm pretty sure it says Cookies.  There was an attempted carjacking by someone wearing cookies logo apparel and I recognized the design as the same. It's not the same person. The two just shop at the same store.
 
Solty Dog
2023-01-27 9:50:50 AM  
To be fair, he would have looked douchier in a turtleneck.
 
Reverborama
2023-01-27 9:59:46 AM  
When I rob a bank I put a fake tattoo in a visible location so later, "it couldn't have been me!"
 
anuran
2023-01-27 10:06:23 AM  
Dropkick Murphys - "Rose Tattoo" (Video)
Youtube 9d8SzG4FPyM
 
asmodeus224
2023-01-27 10:07:28 AM  
Two words for any aspiring criminal:  Identifying. Marker.

Think about it
 
ChrisDe
2023-01-27 10:16:59 AM  
Do police have a national database of tattoos? That we know about?
 
Dj Orange Threat
2023-01-27 10:25:10 AM  
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steklo [TotalFark]
2023-01-27 10:28:06 AM  

ChrisDe: Do police have a national database of tattoos?


I was watching a re-run of "Jail" on Reelz the other day and during an inmate's intake procedures they do take photographs of them. The one cop recognized one that showed association with a particular gang and for the inmate's safety moved him to a part of the jail where there were no gang members.

So to answer your question, I don't know. But it sounds like a good idea.
 
Agarista
2023-01-27 10:30:16 AM  

anuran: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/9d8SzG4FPyM]


thank you for doing this for me.
 
asmodeus224
2023-01-27 10:30:55 AM  

ChrisDe: Do police have a national database of tattoos? That we know about?


Criminal records contain identifying markers for anyone who has ever been processed, so yes.  Also any of your aliases you have used...
 
Agarista
2023-01-27 10:31:10 AM  

asmodeus224: Two words for any aspiring criminal:  Identifying. Marker.



ChrisDe: Do police have a national database of tattoos? That we know about?


Not sure if it's shared, but all of mine were photographed the last time I was arrested.  ALL of them...  :(
 
alitaki
2023-01-27 10:42:55 AM  
I can't see the words "rose" and "tattoo" without thinking of this bit.

Save Willie
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JessieL
2023-01-27 10:59:01 AM  

asmodeus224: ChrisDe: Do police have a national database of tattoos? That we know about?

Criminal records contain identifying markers for anyone who has ever been processed, so yes.  Also any of your aliases you have used...


Any aliases that they know about.

Not to endorse criminal behavior but the vast majority of it is never even really investigated.
 
BunchaRubes
2023-01-27 11:16:35 AM  

ChrisDe: Do police have a national database of tattoos? That we know about?


Yes and yes.

https://www.prisonlegalnews.org/news/2017/oct/9/tattoo-recognition-law-enforcements-newest-identification-tool/
 
monkeyboycjc [TotalFark]
2023-01-27 11:20:05 AM  

steklo: Numberlady2: It really is true.  There are no smart people in prison.

It's because the smart ones, know how to read.

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Yeah, keep pushing that dehumanization of people making a mistake, got caught and due to socioeconomic factors have to serve time. "But they are stupid so they can't even get an honest, above board job that pays enough for a bare minimum existence."
Never been incarcerated. Did AA meetings as an outsider though. Met a lot of very intelligent men who were farked, and fated, to return the moment they walked out of the gates.
Sorry to rip on anyone here. Just lost a friend to pretty much to this cycle.
 
Your Hind Brain
2023-01-27 11:36:32 AM  
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Lambskincoat [TotalFark]
2023-01-27 12:21:51 PM  
Ragrets is just bad spelling, regerts is a brain fart. Rugrats is hanging out with kids too long.
 
Axeofjudgement
2023-01-27 1:25:39 PM  
Hey sometimes you just want 3 hots and a cot.
 
steklo [TotalFark]
2023-01-27 1:30:11 PM  

Axeofjudgement: Hey sometimes you just want 3 hots and a cot.


Seriously. I bet this is a great retirement plan. 3 hots, a cot and free medical care. A TV in the day room and a good library book delivery service to your cell.

Sorry, I used to watch Oz on HBO.
 
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