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(Rolling Stone)   Woke yoke is making US broke, that's the joke   (rollingstone.com) divider line
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3734 clicks; posted to Politics » on 27 Jan 2023 at 12:50 PM (9 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2023-01-27 9:27:04 AM  
Well, "woke" budgets should account for about $23.

Where is the other $1,419,999,999,977.00 of the $1.42T 2022 US budget deficit going to come from?

/they still can't define "woke"
 
2023-01-27 10:12:05 AM  
Republicans are embracing a Trumpist policy wonk's strategy to make the debt-ceiling fight all about social justice, not Social Security.

What's most important is that, regardless of the reason, Republicans will squarely and firmly be on the wrong side of modern history.
 
2023-01-27 11:40:35 AM  
Just farking, endless nonsense. Used to be, Republicans used constant professional outrage to rustle up the rube-votes. Now the rubes have taken their seats in the capital and it never ends. You're not supposed to believe this crap.
 
2023-01-27 12:28:54 PM  
I ain't saying they election riggers.
Just never see em with no woke blokes
 
2023-01-27 12:43:44 PM  
Excuse of the day. Keep trying, something might stick.
 
2023-01-27 12:51:51 PM  
The dogwhistle sounds....
 
2023-01-27 12:52:03 PM  
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"Looks like I picked a bad week to quit drinking"
 
2023-01-27 12:55:27 PM  
What isn't "woke" these days?
 
2023-01-27 12:55:32 PM  
It's hard to argue with that dizzying intellect.
 
2023-01-27 12:55:37 PM  
I see that the GQP has found a new moniker for their bigotry.

One that is not (yet) socially unacceptable in polite society.

Bigots gonna bigot.
 
2023-01-27 12:56:19 PM  
Ok, we'd have destroyed you on Social Security, now you get to merely lose about your pet whines.
 
2023-01-27 12:56:41 PM  
Republicans are embracing a Trumpist policy wonk's strategy to make the debt-ceiling fight all about social justice, not Social Security.

So is this joker a woke wonk or an anti-woke wonk?
Or really, has anyone checked his wonk credentials, because I have doubts.

/like that old Ted Turner joke: he's not sure if he's a yippee, a yuppie or a yahoo.
 
2023-01-27 12:57:18 PM  
Just like socialism, and the left, they come up with a name to call everyone but themselves, but does anyone ever ask them why is woke bad?

No.  Why would we put even a single spark to their feet, ever?
 
2023-01-27 12:58:52 PM  
The Chip's a Roy bag is only half full.
 
2023-01-27 1:01:07 PM  
I guess it's "woke" to pay your farking bills now.

Actually, that explains a lot about their support for TFG.
 
2023-01-27 1:01:07 PM  
so, specifically, what are they proposing to cut?
 
2023-01-27 1:02:13 PM  
Defund the red states already. Quit trying to infect them with that socialism, and let them welcome Charles Darwin with open arms.
 
2023-01-27 1:02:14 PM  
Imagine if someone came up to you and tried to explain the daily problems facing American families were all centered around government 'wokeness.'

I can think of a word to describe how I would feel, and it would be backpfeifengesicht, "a face seeking a fist."
 
2023-01-27 1:03:41 PM  

TheraTx: so, specifically, what are they proposing to cut?


That's the best part - they haven't named anything yet.
 
2023-01-27 1:05:05 PM  
Anti-woke == Free to be an A$$hole to You and Me
 
2023-01-27 1:05:41 PM  
I have come to the conclusion that anybody using the word "woke" can be ignored.
 
2023-01-27 1:06:51 PM  
"Woke" is the new "communist," a dog-whistle for anything Redcaps hate or fear---especially if they suspect Jews might be behind it.
 
2023-01-27 1:06:55 PM  
I mostly think of the right's current campaign against "wokeness" as their most recent way of claiming the moral high ground through victimhood.

The narrative goes something like this: "We're a bunch of Regular Americans* trying just trying to live our lives the way Americans have done for as long as any of us remember, without any particular malice. Now, all of these leftist groups are coming out of the woodwork and saying that our way of life is racist (even though I have a black friend!) that our ideas about gender are wrong, and that we need to make changes the way we eat and drive and work just to appease some pointy-headed city people with crazy ideas.

We didn't change! We're not hurting anyone, and now the government is telling us we're bad for wanting things to stay normal!"


Obviously versions of this narrative have existed for about as long as the USA, but calling it "wokeness" seems to be a particularly effective bit of branding to immediately signal to people with even a few reactionary/regressive leanings to declare that anyone who tries to make any improvements to society is the aggressor and they are the victims.

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* Yes, "Regular Americans" usually means white, straight, Christian, and male chauvinist (if not male,) but enough exceptions exist for the conservatives to try to claim that their anti-woke sentiment is fairly populist
 
2023-01-27 1:08:15 PM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Just farking, endless nonsense. Used to be, Republicans used constant professional outrage to rustle up the rube-votes. Now the rubes have taken their seats in the capital and it never ends. You're not supposed to believe this crap.



You know... you're on to something.

The GQP used to just PRETEND to believe this nonsense to fleece their sheep.
Now they really believe it and try to act on it.

We are so boned.
 
2023-01-27 1:08:15 PM  
"Don't you guys know that it's soooo woke to inconvenience rich people? If you aren't woke prove it by giving them all your money."
 
2023-01-27 1:09:22 PM  

Mrtraveler01: What isn't "woke" these days?


Michael J. Fox has NO woke in him.

woke is every where
Woke is everywhere.
 
2023-01-27 1:10:42 PM  
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GOP 101 : Make government look bad by breaking shiat on purpose.
 
2023-01-27 1:10:59 PM  
I've heard breathing is "woke".

So obviously the best way to not be "woke" is to stop breathing.
 
2023-01-27 1:11:19 PM  
I remember when Paul Ryan was a wunderkind GOP wonk.

Even though it was clear to anyone outside of the Washington press or with two brain cells to rub together that Ryan was totally full of shiat.

It seems like every few years some GOP knucklehead to plays smart dress up with glasses and all pretends that there's some intellectual substance behind a philosophy of stigginit'

It's Trickle Down with yet another coat of paint.
 
2023-01-27 1:11:23 PM  
Woke is just another strawman that the right loves to attack.  they cannot even define it because they know as soon as they get specific in their attacks they will demonstrate how awful people they are.
 
2023-01-27 1:12:10 PM  
See, they CAN'T actually reveal the definition "woke," because "woke" means "anti-bigotry, anti-hater, and anti-sexist."

They just want to be free to be bigots, nazis, and misogynists without being called out for it, much less suffering any repercussions.
 
2023-01-27 1:12:41 PM  

TheraTx: so, specifically, what are they proposing to cut?


Social programs, same as always
 
2023-01-27 1:12:51 PM  
The DoD thinks that recruiting and retaining personnel from diverse backgrounds is in the best interest of national defense.   They also think that climate change is real so good luck with defunding the military.
 
2023-01-27 1:12:58 PM  
Who would have thought adults with the mental understanding of the world around them being the equivalent of 3rd graders would also need one word signaling to describe something they don't like. They can use woke, socialism, cooties, etc they are all just non-meaning words meant to evoke an emotion, not understanding. Which makes sense because if GQP folks were capable of understanding they might not remain GQP trash-sacks
 
2023-01-27 1:14:33 PM  

severedtoe: Woke is just another strawman that the right loves to attack.  they cannot even define it because they know as soon as they get specific in their attacks they will demonstrate how awful people they are.


This does mark an inflection point where woke used to be just a way to keep the base afraid and obedient they are now transitioning to using it for unrelated efforts e.g. "social security is woke so let's get rid of it."
 
2023-01-27 1:14:41 PM  

Mrtraveler01: What isn't "woke" these days?


Tikki torch marches. Harassing women. Shooting people.
 
2023-01-27 1:15:51 PM  

bughunter: TheraTx: so, specifically, what are they proposing to cut?

That's the best part - they haven't named anything yet.


"You know... the *gestures around* wokeness. Wake-eration. Things that are or have been ...awoken-ed?"

This is like 2011 (the Bobby Jindal era), were they thought if they cut the NEA and PBS and funding for wasteful studies and "something called volcano monitoring" they could balance the budget - and then it turned out that it was like 4 university grants for $800k that weren't even being funded anymore, and also a goddamn volcano blew the fark up the next farking week?

They're still using the Republican "Gipper" playbook from the 1980s, even after they stuck most of the pages together.
 
2023-01-27 1:16:25 PM  
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2023-01-27 1:16:34 PM  
Someone needs to update that image with a guy in a straight-jacket shouting "LIBS LIBS LIBS LIBS LIBS" and replace it with "WOKE WOKE WOKE WOKE WOKE".

I'm so god damn sick of that word.
 
2023-01-27 1:18:26 PM  
They have to create fear and loathing or their base won't know who or what to rally around.
 
2023-01-27 1:18:28 PM  

TheraTx: so, specifically, what are they proposing to cut?


Everything.
 
2023-01-27 1:20:58 PM  
The paste-eating clowns are going to nuke the economy because "reasons"...

...and then their dumbfark constituents are going reelect them for doing it because "DemonRats" and "soshulism".
 
2023-01-27 1:23:25 PM  
This thread is one big stinking pile of WOKE, full of putrid awareness and smothered in rancid mindfulness sauce.
 
2023-01-27 1:23:47 PM  

MikeyFuccon: "Woke" is the new "communist," a dog-whistle for anything Redcaps hate or fear---especially if they suspect Jews might be behind it.


Use of the word "Woke" immediately sets off the "this person is an idiot" alarm and should be publicly mocked for using it
 
2023-01-27 1:25:43 PM  

severedtoe: Woke is just another strawman that the right loves to attack.  they cannot even define it because they know as soon as they get specific in their attacks they will demonstrate how awful people they are.


It's a term that means "involved in political dialogue and/or economic policy while not being white, Christian, and cishet". Anything that isn't white, Christian, cishet, and usually isn't male-coded is "woke", as they use the term. Concern for people who aren't in your immediate family or circle of friends is woke. And anything Black that isn't Candace Owens or Kanye or Silk is considered woke, the term was stolen from Black English and turned into a term of derision. Being poorly defined by the public is exactly why the fascists love using the term.
 
2023-01-27 1:26:34 PM  
I'm in favor of defunding the Republican party.  It is way too potato.
 
2023-01-27 1:30:40 PM  
What happened to calling an idea stupid? This idea is just stupid meaning it's beneath consideration, discussion and debate.
 
2023-01-27 1:34:02 PM  
tax cuts for the wealthy would spur the economy and nobody would need woke policies
 
2023-01-27 1:34:37 PM  
I'm still waiting for one of the NPCs I encounter to accuse me of being woke so I can give them Beau's take of "Anybody trying to convince you that 'woke' is a crook that wants to catch you while you're asleep."
 
2023-01-27 1:35:48 PM  

Screaming Candle: What happened to calling an idea stupid? This idea is just stupid meaning it's beneath consideration, discussion and debate.


It took fifteen times, but Republicans eventually elected it Speaker of the House.
 
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