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(NBC DFW)   North Texas men in search of sex workers are mistakenly traveling to a quiet Plano neighborhood and knocking on the door of a retired woman and she's fed up with it. Plus, more sunshine but still cool weather   (nbcdfw.com) divider line
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koder [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-27 4:03:29 AM  
North Texas in search of sex workers are mistakenly traveling to a quiet Plano neighborhood and knocking on the door of a retired woman and she's fed up with it. Plus, more sunshine but still cool weather.

Could there be a connection? This and more at 11.
 
zepillin [BareFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-27 5:40:57 AM  
i had a friend who was a hoe for a while.  She told me the story about how when she was younger, she went to New York with a "boyfriend"  to work New York for a year i guess she kept half that was usually the deal. Anyway when they came back to Dallas they paid cash for a house in Plano for like $175,000 or something.

She also used to work for an escort service for which you can get a business license in Texas. That was in a quiet neighborhood.  All out call so there weren't folks knocking on the door but still.  She really enjoyed working the phones
 
sinko swimo
2023-01-27 5:45:05 AM  
Nothing I enjoy more than in-depth journalism that covers the who, what, why and where of a story.
 
Cythraul
2023-01-27 5:51:15 AM  
"Uhh, the second one."  LOL. Who the hell would be so stupid to answer such a direct question regarding the search for illegal substances / activities?

/I'm here for the gang bang
 
Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist
2023-01-27 6:16:33 AM  

zepillin: i had a friend who was a hoe for a while.


I had a friend who was a trowel.
 
JulieAzel626 [TotalFark]
2023-01-27 6:18:46 AM  

zepillin: i had a friend who was a hoe for a while.  She told me the story about how when she was younger, she went to New York with a "boyfriend"  to work New York for a year i guess she kept half that was usually the deal. Anyway when they came back to Dallas they paid cash for a house in Plano for like $175,000 or something.

She also used to work for an escort service for which you can get a business license in Texas. That was in a quiet neighborhood.  All out call so there weren't folks knocking on the door but still.  She really enjoyed working the phones


I had a friend who was a rake for awhile.
 
Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
2023-01-27 6:23:25 AM  
"When I am reincarnated, I hope to be reborn a woman so I can use my hoo-ha to make bank."

                                                                                                                  - Thomas Jefferson
 
Unobtanium [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-27 6:28:58 AM  

Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: zepillin: i had a friend who was a hoe for a while.

I had a friend who was a trowel.


I snerted
 
HighlanderRPI
2023-01-27 6:31:37 AM  

Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: zepillin: i had a friend who was a hoe for a while.

I had a friend who was a trowel.


Now he's all grow up into a mattock?
 
sleze
2023-01-27 6:34:45 AM  
Just post the unedited videos on a website.  It will end very quickly.
 
hoodiowithtudio
2023-01-27 6:38:57 AM  

JulieAzel626: zepillin: i had a friend who was a hoe for a while.  She told me the story about how when she was younger, she went to New York with a "boyfriend"  to work New York for a year i guess she kept half that was usually the deal. Anyway when they came back to Dallas they paid cash for a house in Plano for like $175,000 or something.

She also used to work for an escort service for which you can get a business license in Texas. That was in a quiet neighborhood.  All out call so there weren't folks knocking on the door but still.  She really enjoyed working the phones

I had a friend who was a rake for awhile.


We found Ken Jennings alt.
 
Feel_the_velvet
2023-01-27 6:49:07 AM  
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optikeye [TotalFark]
2023-01-27 6:49:36 AM  
Pffft. She's just holding out 'for the right price'
 
bighairyguy [TotalFark]
2023-01-27 6:53:16 AM  
What's the ratio of politicians to preachers knocking on her door?
 
ScrimBoy
2023-01-27 7:19:45 AM  

Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: zepillin: i had a friend who was a hoe for a while.

I had a friend who was a trowel.


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NathanAllen
2023-01-27 7:19:54 AM  

zepillin: i had a friend who was a hoe for a while.  She told me the story about how when she was younger, she went to New York with a "boyfriend"  to work New York for a year i guess she kept half that was usually the deal. Anyway when they came back to Dallas they paid cash for a house in Plano for like $175,000 or something.

She also used to work for an escort service for which you can get a business license in Texas. That was in a quiet neighborhood.  All out call so there weren't folks knocking on the door but still.  She really enjoyed working the phones


Okay, I'm a prude but what sex act is "working the phones?"

Is it ass stuff?
 
Mindlock
2023-01-27 7:29:12 AM  
Seriously you creeps, leave her alone already.  I know when I rang her doorbell, she was getting pretty frustrated at all of this, and I can only imagine that it's getting more tiresome as time goes on.
 
Fereals
2023-01-27 7:33:28 AM  
I imagine she pissed someone off who posted something online that send men to her door.
 
question_dj [TotalFark]
2023-01-27 7:41:30 AM  
If she didn't want clients knocking on her door, then they does she had an ad on Tryst?
 
Miss_Dorothy_Kilgallen [TotalFark]
2023-01-27 7:50:17 AM  
Plano Homeowner Fed Up With Men Seeking Sex at Her Door

I should have her problems...
 
YixilTesiphon
2023-01-27 7:55:15 AM  
I appreciate how subby included the word "men" in the headline which the news station accidentally.
 
big pig peaches
2023-01-27 7:57:33 AM  
She should capitalize on it.

One night, two salesmen were traveling on the highway when one saw a sign that read "Grandma's Whorehouse, two miles". They thought, what the hell, let's check it out. they turned off the road at another sign that said "This way to Grandma's  Whorehouse". Following the signs, they finally found the house with a sign, "You have reached Grandma's Whorehouse". They went up to the porch and sure enough, there was Grandma's. "Can we look inside?" asked one of the salesmen. "Nope," said Grandma, "it's a hundred bucks each to get in." They thought for a moment and decided to go in. They paid Grandma $200 bucks and went through the door, only to find themselves immediately outside in the back yard. They looked up and there was one more sign.... YOU'VE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY Grandma!

/The joke was funnier when  told by my 80+ year old Grandma in a heavy Bronx accent.
 
OrangeSnapper
2023-01-27 8:12:49 AM  

Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: zepillin: i had a friend who was a hoe for a while.

I had a friend who was a trowel.


I have a friend who is a rake.
 
natazha [BareFark]
2023-01-27 8:14:00 AM  
When I moved to SoCal I got a phone number that had belonged to "Doris". Doris apparently had a lot of male friends who called late at night while drunk and they only spoke Spanish. I got the phone company to change my number.
 
YixilTesiphon
2023-01-27 8:54:57 AM  

natazha: When I moved to SoCal I got a phone number that had belonged to "Doris". Doris apparently had a lot of male friends who called late at night while drunk and they only spoke Spanish. I got the phone company to change my number.


Tracy gave out my number to some businesses she owed money to about 10 years ago, and they still call occasionally.
 
Katwang
2023-01-27 9:12:29 AM  
Woman: "Are you here for drugs or sex"?
Man: after a short pause "Um, the second one".

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patrick767
2023-01-27 9:23:14 AM  
She's just going to pass up this money making opportunity? Whatever happened to good old American can-do attitudes? Where are all the entrepreneurs? Stupid libs!
 
cwheelie
2023-01-27 9:43:24 AM  
more sunshine but still cool weather.
Perfect for vigorous activities!
 
anuran
2023-01-27 10:01:32 AM  

JulieAzel626: zepillin: i had a friend who was a hoe for a while.  She told me the story about how when she was younger, she went to New York with a "boyfriend"  to work New York for a year i guess she kept half that was usually the deal. Anyway when they came back to Dallas they paid cash for a house in Plano for like $175,000 or something.

She also used to work for an escort service for which you can get a business license in Texas. That was in a quiet neighborhood.  All out call so there weren't folks knocking on the door but still.  She really enjoyed working the phones

I had a friend who was a rake for awhile.


Then he got married and became a lawn mower
 
Wine Sipping Elitist [TotalFark]
2023-01-27 10:09:47 AM  
No one asked me, but $40 for a blowjob is a great price.

My buddy went out and got two and then gave me one. What a pal
 
dbrunker
2023-01-27 10:30:07 AM  
Did they mention chickens?

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maxandgrinch [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-27 11:54:59 AM  
(Opens door)
You're here for that?  Welcome.  I need your drivers license and a credit card and will you wait a moment?  Thank you.

(Copies info, calls card company to report it stolen)

Sorry but there are no ladies available to service you, however please return Saturday at 9pm for an orgy.
Bring $200 and wear women's underwear under your jeans - you see it's a theme party.
Bring your friends.

(Calls cops for Saturday 8:30pm party, parking around back)
 
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2023-01-27 2:55:59 PM  
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Spooonster
2023-01-27 4:03:28 PM  
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question_dj [TotalFark]
2023-01-27 5:03:44 PM  

JulieAzel626: zepillin: i had a friend who was a hoe for a while.  She told me the story about how when she was younger, she went to New York with a "boyfriend"  to work New York for a year i guess she kept half that was usually the deal. Anyway when they came back to Dallas they paid cash for a house in Plano for like $175,000 or something.

She also used to work for an escort service for which you can get a business license in Texas. That was in a quiet neighborhood.  All out call so there weren't folks knocking on the door but still.  She really enjoyed working the phones

I had a friend who was a rake for awhile.


The Decemberists - The Rake's Song
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BolshyGreatYarblocks
2023-01-27 5:13:09 PM  
But now they just might be mistaken?
 
morg
2023-01-27 5:35:34 PM  
"How can a man, a grown man, go to a house in a neighborhood thinking they're going to have sex?"

Indeed, Maria Guerrero, indeed.
 
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