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		Which crayon flavors do US Marines most prefer to eat? (marinecorpstimes.com)		12
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puffy999

2023-01-27 3:12:44 AM

NewportBarGuy

2023-01-27 3:54:17 AM

Also yummy

https://quartermaster.army.mil/jccoe/publications/recipes/section_l/L06201.pdf

SquonkBot

2023-01-27 5:57:37 AM

When Tootsie Rolls first introduced their fruit flavors, for some reason my first thought (for real) was... "Remember when you were a kid and wished you could eat crayons? This is it! This is it...."

Laobaojun

2023-01-27 7:50:24 AM

And which crayon goes well with the window they are licking?

natazha

2023-01-27 8:37:13 AM

Crayola crayons have no smell or flavor, for reasons.

Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist

2023-01-27 9:15:03 AM

At a restaurant I bartended at one of my fellow bartenders there was an Army reserve guy. One day, him and a Marine that was sitting at our bar were giving each other shiat and my co-worker handed the other guy a crayon from the front desk. With out either saying a word the Marine peeled the paper from the crayon, took a bite and said something along the lines of, "not bad but I prefer the green apple ones." Dude got a free for that.

/csb

Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist

2023-01-27 9:16:03 AM

*free beer

dryknife

2023-01-27 1:18:29 PM

if they would just swallow some candle wick as well they could poop out some fabulously colored candles.

Spaced Lion

2023-01-27 5:41:15 PM

Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: At a restaurant I bartended at one of my fellow bartenders there was an Army reserve guy. One day, him and a Marine that was sitting at our bar were giving each other shiat and my co-worker handed the other guy a crayon from the front desk. With out either saying a word the Marine peeled the paper from the crayon, took a bite and said something along the lines of, "not bad but I prefer the green apple ones." Dude got a free for that.

/csb

I showed this article to a friend of mine who's a retired AF heavy mechanic; she said, "They like the green ones best."

Be polite walk on the right

2023-01-27 5:54:23 PM

2 words:
CRAYON CANDY

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Billy Liar

2023-01-27 7:24:41 PM

It's in the motto....Semper Fig

Yeast No 7

2023-01-28 12:19:22 AM

Given that it's Marines, they'd probably prefer to stick crayons up their noses.

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