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(Indeed.com)   The University of Wisconsin-Madison is looking for a Weed Ecologist "to provide leadership in weed science teaching." Applicant wants to know how to make their resume stand out. Dude   (indeed.com) divider line
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watching the trump puddle dry
2023-01-27 2:38:37 AM  
Stubby should write a thesis explaining underground botany and pepper it with Jack herer references
 
Stud Gerbil
2023-01-27 2:46:16 AM  
This was everyone's favorite minor at Berkeley fifty years ago.
 
Floki [TotalFark]
2023-01-27 2:55:58 AM  
Weed Weird Science

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TorpedoOrca
2023-01-27 3:01:30 AM  
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Streetwise Hercules
2023-01-27 3:12:59 AM  
________ get high on your own supply.

A) Always
B) Never
C) Sometimes
D) Potato
 
Thrakkorzog
2023-01-27 3:19:30 AM  
Its for weeds in the corn fields not weed as in Marijuana. Subby got lazy and didn't read the whole description.
 
Squik2 [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-27 3:27:12 AM  

Streetwise Hercules: ________ get high on your own supply.

A) Always
B) Never
C) Sometimes
D) Potato


Spoiler: the answer is C (it's always C)
 
thisisyourbrainonFark
2023-01-27 3:33:04 AM  

Thrakkorzog: Its for weeds in the corn fields not weed as in Marijuana. Subby got lazy and didn't read the whole description.


Hmm, believe I'd rather smoke some weed than detassel a field of corn.
 
MaudlinMutantMollusk [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-27 3:50:02 AM  
Uh... What was the question?
 
FDR Jones
2023-01-27 4:30:06 AM  
Have fun driving to South Beloit three days a week for lab classes.
 
Shirley Ujest
2023-01-27 5:13:26 AM  
But it's not legal there.
 
watching the trump puddle dry
2023-01-27 5:25:08 AM  
I always get a kick when academia makes cannabis out to be some some difficult plant to grow, the masses literally call it weed
 
watching the trump puddle dry
2023-01-27 5:26:30 AM  

watching the trump puddle dry: I always get a kick when academia makes cannabis out to be some some difficult plant to grow, the masses literally call it weed


Poppy is harder to grow
 
watching the trump puddle dry
2023-01-27 5:34:19 AM  
Understand the difference between a male and female cannabis plant and you have all the knowledge you need
 
watching the trump puddle dry
2023-01-27 5:41:29 AM  
Try farming mushroom, or pretty flower, if you want to get good at messing with plant life, (I know fungi isn't plant)
 
phaseolus [TotalFark]
2023-01-27 5:41:37 AM  

Shirley Ujest: But it's not legal there.


Well then it's a good thing this position has more to do with Palmer Amaranth and Field Bindweed than it has with Cannabis sp.
 
phaseolus [TotalFark]
2023-01-27 5:49:01 AM  
...and 'waterhemp'? That's not cannabis, either.
 
sinko swimo
2023-01-27 5:52:47 AM  
There is cannabis colleges in Colorado and Ohio. both have had their first graduating class.
 
watching the trump puddle dry
2023-01-27 5:56:09 AM  
Getting good at growing cannabis is like practising tin whistle when you want to get good at clarinet
 
watching the trump puddle dry
2023-01-27 6:02:30 AM  

watching the trump puddle dry: Getting good at growing cannabis is like practising tin whistle when you want to get good at clarinet


Your missing out on the best advise
 
ghostfacekillahrabbit
2023-01-27 6:23:03 AM  
Wisconsin is probably not the best place to get a weed degree. We're completely surrounded by states that allow medical weed, and the two biggest also allow recreational. Wisconsin Republicans just last month for the first time said publicly they might even consider medical marijuana legislation, but the main focus of the statement was about keeping the dirty hippie freaks away from it. Plus, we're now in year twelve of the results of those same exact chucklefarks gutting the UW university system. Good luck out there.
 
The Smails Kid
2023-01-27 7:02:40 AM  
Dave's not here, man.
 
caljar
2023-01-27 7:06:04 AM  
Pretty funny, all you druggies who can't read think this is about marijuana, when it is actually about invasive and native weeds in grain and hay crops.
 
UncleDirtNap
2023-01-27 7:16:26 AM  
The current department Chair.

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ghostfacekillahrabbit
2023-01-27 7:27:28 AM  

caljar: Pretty funny, all you druggies who can't read think this is about marijuana, when it is actually about invasive and native weeds in grain and hay crops.


There's an article?
 
ghostfacekillahrabbit
2023-01-27 7:28:59 AM  

caljar: Pretty funny, all you druggies who can't read think this is about marijuana, when it is actually about invasive and native weeds in grain and hay crops.


Also, you never mentioned an article. We're through the looking glass here people.
 
tuxq
2023-01-27 7:30:11 AM  

ghostfacekillahrabbit: Wisconsin is probably not the best place to get a weed degree. We're completely surrounded by states that allow medical weed, and the two biggest also allow recreational. Wisconsin Republicans just last month for the first time said publicly they might even consider medical marijuana legislation, but the main focus of the statement was about keeping the dirty hippie freaks away from it. Plus, we're now in year twelve of the results of those same exact chucklefarks gutting the UW university system. Good luck out there.


As someone who would be a stellar candidate for this position, the lack of potential for "dirty" hippie chicks is a deal breaker.
 
ghostfacekillahrabbit
2023-01-27 7:41:08 AM  

tuxq: ghostfacekillahrabbit: Wisconsin is probably not the best place to get a weed degree. We're completely surrounded by states that allow medical weed, and the two biggest also allow recreational. Wisconsin Republicans just last month for the first time said publicly they might even consider medical marijuana legislation, but the main focus of the statement was about keeping the dirty hippie freaks away from it. Plus, we're now in year twelve of the results of those same exact chucklefarks gutting the UW university system. Good luck out there.

As someone who would be a stellar candidate for this position, the lack of potential for "dirty" hippie chicks is a deal breaker.


I'm talking about policy statements, not co-ed demographic breakdowns, sir.
 
AppleOptionEsc
2023-01-27 8:00:07 AM  

watching the trump puddle dry: I always get a kick when academia makes cannabis out to be some some difficult plant to grow, the masses literally call it weed


Academia is funded by capitalists.

To them, it's hard to grow because they want 5 pounds of weed in a 1 pound plant.

And we have corn, which was basically a fancy wheat, and we actually did manage to increase it's size by 1000 fold.

Imagine a weed plant that looks like a giant broccoli.
 
macadamnut
2023-01-27 9:13:38 AM  
Just fold it up with a joint inside;  use one of these:

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vudukungfu [TotalFark]
2023-01-27 9:20:21 AM  
Is he qualified?
Are his papers in order?
 
ohmikey
2023-01-27 1:23:47 PM  

macadamnut: Just fold it up with a joint inside;  use one of these:

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I haven't used in over 30 years and thats the first I have seen that. Totally awesome. Randy is some kind of stoner genius.
 
Me so thorny
2023-01-27 11:46:19 PM  
Is this the department chair?
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