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Original [TotalFark]
2023-01-26 8:49:02 PM  
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thorpe [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-26 10:39:28 PM  
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SpockYouOut [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-27 1:56:48 AM  
I hate to even ask, but what was the amendment?
 
Zombie DJ
2023-01-27 2:05:53 AM  
Fails 4 toes to 5
 
Jiggatron69
2023-01-27 2:11:59 AM  

SpockYouOut: I hate to even ask, but what was the amendment?


to make ribbed condoms taste like ribs?
 
Alphax
2023-01-27 2:14:06 AM  

SpockYouOut: I hate to even ask, but what was the amendment?


2nd line of the thumbnail.  'Amendment prevents the President from selling oil.'
 
shinji3i
2023-01-27 2:22:07 AM  

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DoctorCal
2023-01-27 2:22:11 AM  

Alphax: SpockYouOut: I hate to even ask, but what was the amendment?

2nd line of the thumbnail.  'Amendment prevents the President from selling oil.'


That's farking stupid.

He could just say he was giving it away and charging for the labor and the filter.
 
Nick el Ass
2023-01-27 2:23:42 AM  

SpockYouOut: I hate to even ask, but what was the amendment?


Ms. Tater Gremlin wanted to prevent President Biden from selling oil presumably from the oil reserve.
 
bighairyguy [TotalFark]
2023-01-27 2:25:12 AM  
Are they going to investigate her for the 13 votes she stole?
 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark]
2023-01-27 2:35:56 AM  
If she had the slightest self-awareness, that would sting.
 
Ragin' Asian [recently expired TotalFark]
2023-01-27 2:37:33 AM  

Nick el Ass: SpockYouOut: I hate to even ask, but what was the amendment?

Ms. Tater Gremlin wanted to prevent President Biden from selling oil presumably from the oil reserve.


Thanks. I noticed the amendment title in the screenshot and it was stupidly vague. Was Biden planning on walking down Pennsylvania Ave selling garbage bags full of light and sweet crude?

Also, what good is this amendment with oil prices dropping?
 
SomeFarkinFarmgirl
2023-01-27 2:40:31 AM  

Ragin' Asian: Nick el Ass: SpockYouOut: I hate to even ask, but what was the amendment?

Ms. Tater Gremlin wanted to prevent President Biden from selling oil presumably from the oil reserve.

Thanks. I noticed the amendment title in the screenshot and it was stupidly vague. Was Biden planning on walking down Pennsylvania Ave selling garbage bags full of light and sweet crude?

Also, what good is this amendment with oil prices dropping?


MTG doesn't want Biden to have the flexibility to use the oil reserves to bring down gas prices because it makes him look good and the Republicans have nothing to run on but All Bidens R Baaaad!!!!
 
Lord Ezekiel [TotalFark]
2023-01-27 2:42:40 AM  
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DoctorCal
2023-01-27 2:45:16 AM  
14 is really a lot of votes! It takes her both hands and feet to count that high!
 
stoli n coke
2023-01-27 2:50:53 AM  

Jiggatron69: SpockYouOut: I hate to even ask, but what was the amendment?

to make ribbed condoms taste like ribs?


To require Quentin Tarantino to give lobster feet equal time on screen?
 
stoli n coke
2023-01-27 2:51:54 AM  

DoctorCal: 14 is really a lot of votes! It takes her both hands and feet to count that high!


Good thing they didn't hit 15, or Gaetz would have lost interest.
 
Nick el Ass
2023-01-27 2:55:43 AM  

Ragin' Asian: Nick el Ass: SpockYouOut: I hate to even ask, but what was the amendment?

Ms. Tater Gremlin wanted to prevent President Biden from selling oil presumably from the oil reserve.

Thanks. I noticed the amendment title in the screenshot and it was stupidly vague. Was Biden planning on walking down Pennsylvania Ave selling garbage bags full of light and sweet crude?

Also, what good is this amendment with oil prices dropping?


Republicans like her will do anything to try to prevent things that help people like lowing gas prices, and would rather help the companies and themselves... but I'm more interested in learning about to AOC's failed bill relating to psilocybin which I'm a big supporter of for any reason including treating ptsd.
 
Stud Gerbil
2023-01-27 2:56:40 AM  
The GQP is a zombie entity controlled by parasites.
 
Riomp300
2023-01-27 2:56:44 AM  

SpockYouOut: I hate to even ask, but what was the amendment?


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jst3p
2023-01-27 3:04:01 AM  

Jiggatron69: SpockYouOut: I hate to even ask, but what was the amendment?

to make ribbed condoms taste like ribs?


It was a consumer protection amendment. It would make it a felony to advertise and sell Girl Scout Cookies unless they were made out of real Girl Scouts.
 
gopher321 [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-27 3:04:54 AM  
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Nick el Ass
2023-01-27 3:07:10 AM  

jst3p: Jiggatron69: SpockYouOut: I hate to even ask, but what was the amendment?

to make ribbed condoms taste like ribs?

It was a consumer protection amendment. It would make it a felony to advertise and sell Girl Scout Cookies unless they were made out of real Girl Scouts.


Are they made from real Girl scouts?
Youtube _zCO4j4MrxE
 
2wolves [TotalFark]
2023-01-27 3:14:59 AM  

Jiggatron69: SpockYouOut: I hate to even ask, but what was the amendment?

to make ribbed condoms taste like ribs?


That there deserves at least 90 Funnies.
 
jst3p
2023-01-27 3:21:18 AM  

Nick el Ass: jst3p: Jiggatron69: SpockYouOut: I hate to even ask, but what was the amendment?

to make ribbed condoms taste like ribs?

It was a consumer protection amendment. It would make it a felony to advertise and sell Girl Scout Cookies unless they were made out of real Girl Scouts.

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/_zCO4j4MrxE]


Yes, that is where I stole that joke from. Thanks for exposing me, I will never do it again.

By the way, the Jerk Store called, and they are all out of YOU!


/no offence, just going for the lulz
 
Your Hind Brain
2023-01-27 3:22:00 AM  

DoctorCal: 14 is really a lot of votes! It takes her both hands and feet to count that high!


To be fair, that would be a total of 18.2 votes:
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jst3p
2023-01-27 3:24:16 AM  

Your Hind Brain: DoctorCal: 14 is really a lot of votes! It takes her both hands and feet to count that high!

To be fair, that would be a total of 18.2 votes:
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Jewish men can are not allowed to perform cunnilingus on her, they are forbidden from eating that which has cloven hooves.
 
Gordon Bennett [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-27 3:24:48 AM  
The 14 who voted yes:

Bishop (NC)RepublicanNorth CarolinaAYE
BrecheenRepublicanOklahomaAYE
BurlisonRepublicanMissouriAYE
CloudRepublicanTexasAYE
GaetzRepublicanFloridaAYE
Greene (GA)RepublicanGeorgiaAYE
GrothmanRepublicanWisconsinAYE
MassieRepublicanKentuckyAYE
Miller(IL)RepublicanIllinoisAYE
OglesRepublicanTennesseeAYE
PerryRepublicanPennsylvaniaAYE
RoyRepublicanTexasAYE
SantosRepublicanNew YorkAYE
TiffanyRepublicanWisconsinAYE

Mind you, the one next to last might have been lying about how he voted.
 
Nick el Ass
2023-01-27 3:25:18 AM  

jst3p: Nick el Ass: jst3p: Jiggatron69: SpockYouOut: I hate to even ask, but what was the amendment?

to make ribbed condoms taste like ribs?

It was a consumer protection amendment. It would make it a felony to advertise and sell Girl Scout Cookies unless they were made out of real Girl Scouts.

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/_zCO4j4MrxE]

Yes, that is where I stole that joke from. Thanks for exposing me, I will never do it again.

By the way, the Jerk Store called, and they are all out of YOU!


/no offence, just going for the lulz


I was going to say because anytime it is brought up the video should be included for max enjoyment since I related to Wednesday Adams in my youth, but still haven't seen the new show on whatever streaming service it is on.
 
jst3p
2023-01-27 3:27:42 AM  

Nick el Ass: jst3p: Nick el Ass: jst3p: Jiggatron69: SpockYouOut: I hate to even ask, but what was the amendment?

to make ribbed condoms taste like ribs?

It was a consumer protection amendment. It would make it a felony to advertise and sell Girl Scout Cookies unless they were made out of real Girl Scouts.

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/_zCO4j4MrxE]

Yes, that is where I stole that joke from. Thanks for exposing me, I will never do it again.

By the way, the Jerk Store called, and they are all out of YOU!


/no offence, just going for the lulz

I was going to say because anytime it is brought up the video should be included for max enjoyment since I related to Wednesday Adams in my youth, but still haven't seen the new show on whatever streaming service it is on.


In my defense I wasn't trying to claim it was my joke, and assumed everyone would get the reference, but I am old. I took no offense from your post and I could have included the video.

I haven't seen the new one either although I have seen a LOT of people who think  they can look as cool as the new Wednesday dancing on TickTok, and they are by and large very wrong.
 
Your Hind Brain
2023-01-27 3:27:52 AM  

Gordon Bennett: The 14 who voted yes:

Bishop (NC)RepublicanNorth CarolinaAYE
BrecheenRepublicanOklahomaAYE
BurlisonRepublicanMissouriAYE
CloudRepublicanTexasAYE
GaetzRepublicanFloridaAYE
Greene (GA)RepublicanGeorgiaAYE
GrothmanRepublicanWisconsinAYE
MassieRepublicanKentuckyAYE
Miller(IL)RepublicanIllinoisAYE
OglesRepublicanTennesseeAYE
PerryRepublicanPennsylvaniaAYE
RoyRepublicanTexasAYE
SantosRepublicanNew YorkAYE
TiffanyRepublicanWisconsinAYE

Mind you, the one next to last might have been lying about how he voted.


This little piggy went to market etc.
 
jst3p
2023-01-27 3:29:26 AM  

Gordon Bennett: The 14 who voted yes:

Bishop (NC)RepublicanNorth CarolinaAYE
BrecheenRepublicanOklahomaAYE
BurlisonRepublicanMissouriAYE
CloudRepublicanTexasAYE
GaetzRepublicanFloridaAYE
Greene (GA)RepublicanGeorgiaAYE
GrothmanRepublicanWisconsinAYE
MassieRepublicanKentuckyAYE
Miller(IL)RepublicanIllinoisAYE
OglesRepublicanTennesseeAYE
PerryRepublicanPennsylvaniaAYE
RoyRepublicanTexasAYE
SantosRepublicanNew YorkAYE
TiffanyRepublicanWisconsinAYE

Mind you, the one next to last might have been lying about how he voted.


The Sporktoe/Bobert fight continues, which I find hilarious.
 
Nick el Ass
2023-01-27 3:30:06 AM  

Gordon Bennett: The 14 who voted yes:

Bishop (NC)RepublicanNorth CarolinaAYE
BrecheenRepublicanOklahomaAYE
BurlisonRepublicanMissouriAYE
CloudRepublicanTexasAYE
GaetzRepublicanFloridaAYE
Greene (GA)RepublicanGeorgiaAYE
GrothmanRepublicanWisconsinAYE
MassieRepublicanKentuckyAYE
Miller(IL)RepublicanIllinoisAYE
OglesRepublicanTennesseeAYE
PerryRepublicanPennsylvaniaAYE
RoyRepublicanTexasAYE
SantosRepublicanNew YorkAYE
TiffanyRepublicanWisconsinAYE

Mind you, the one next to last might have been lying about how he voted.


Bobo must have be absent, or didn't want to make it 15 incase they got 88 to do so since they seem to like those numbers a lot.
 
Your Hind Brain
2023-01-27 3:32:05 AM  

jst3p: Nick el Ass: jst3p: Nick el Ass: jst3p: Jiggatron69: SpockYouOut: I hate to even ask, but what was the amendment?

to make ribbed condoms taste like ribs?

It was a consumer protection amendment. It would make it a felony to advertise and sell Girl Scout Cookies unless they were made out of real Girl Scouts.

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/_zCO4j4MrxE]

Yes, that is where I stole that joke from. Thanks for exposing me, I will never do it again.

By the way, the Jerk Store called, and they are all out of YOU!


/no offence, just going for the lulz

I was going to say because anytime it is brought up the video should be included for max enjoyment since I related to Wednesday Adams in my youth, but still haven't seen the new show on whatever streaming service it is on.

In my defense I wasn't trying to claim it was my joke, and assumed everyone would get the reference, but I am old. I took no offense from your post and I could have included the video.

I haven't seen the new one either although I have seen a LOT of people who think  they can look as cool as the new Wednesday dancing on TickTok, and they are by and large very wrong.


Wednesday has been disgraced in this thread. Thanks to both of you.
 
jst3p
2023-01-27 3:36:49 AM  

Your Hind Brain: jst3p: Nick el Ass: jst3p: Nick el Ass: jst3p: Jiggatron69: SpockYouOut: I hate to even ask, but what was the amendment?

to make ribbed condoms taste like ribs?

It was a consumer protection amendment. It would make it a felony to advertise and sell Girl Scout Cookies unless they were made out of real Girl Scouts.

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/_zCO4j4MrxE]

Yes, that is where I stole that joke from. Thanks for exposing me, I will never do it again.

By the way, the Jerk Store called, and they are all out of YOU!


/no offence, just going for the lulz

I was going to say because anytime it is brought up the video should be included for max enjoyment since I related to Wednesday Adams in my youth, but still haven't seen the new show on whatever streaming service it is on.

In my defense I wasn't trying to claim it was my joke, and assumed everyone would get the reference, but I am old. I took no offense from your post and I could have included the video.

I haven't seen the new one either although I have seen a LOT of people who think  they can look as cool as the new Wednesday dancing on TickTok, and they are by and large very wrong.

Wednesday has been disgraced in this thread. Thanks to both of you.


If you understand Wednesday at all then you would know that she doesn't give a shiat about my disgracing her, or your defending her for that matter.
 
Nick el Ass
2023-01-27 3:37:53 AM  

Your Hind Brain: DoctorCal: 14 is really a lot of votes! It takes her both hands and feet to count that high!

To be fair, that would be a total of 18.2 votes:
[Fark user image 850x503]


i.pinimg.comView Full Size
 
Your Hind Brain
2023-01-27 3:40:22 AM  

jst3p: Your Hind Brain: jst3p: Nick el Ass: jst3p: Nick el Ass: jst3p: Jiggatron69: SpockYouOut: I hate to even ask, but what was the amendment?

to make ribbed condoms taste like ribs?

It was a consumer protection amendment. It would make it a felony to advertise and sell Girl Scout Cookies unless they were made out of real Girl Scouts.

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/_zCO4j4MrxE]

Yes, that is where I stole that joke from. Thanks for exposing me, I will never do it again.

By the way, the Jerk Store called, and they are all out of YOU!


/no offence, just going for the lulz

I was going to say because anytime it is brought up the video should be included for max enjoyment since I related to Wednesday Adams in my youth, but still haven't seen the new show on whatever streaming service it is on.

In my defense I wasn't trying to claim it was my joke, and assumed everyone would get the reference, but I am old. I took no offense from your post and I could have included the video.

I haven't seen the new one either although I have seen a LOT of people who think  they can look as cool as the new Wednesday dancing on TickTok, and they are by and large very wrong.

Wednesday has been disgraced in this thread. Thanks to both of you.

If you understand Wednesday at all then you would know that she doesn't give a shiat about my disgracing her, or your defending her for that matter.


It's real to me dammit
 
Raptop [TotalFark]
2023-01-27 3:42:00 AM  

Nick el Ass: Bobo must have be absent, or didn't want to make it 15 incase they got 88 to do so since they seem to like those numbers a lot.


I think Bobo and MTG are feuding at the moment
 
thisisyourbrainonFark
2023-01-27 3:47:48 AM  

Your Hind Brain: jst3p: Nick el Ass: jst3p: Nick el Ass: jst3p: Jiggatron69: SpockYouOut: I hate to even ask, but what was the amendment?

to make ribbed condoms taste like ribs?

It was a consumer protection amendment. It would make it a felony to advertise and sell Girl Scout Cookies unless they were made out of real Girl Scouts.

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/_zCO4j4MrxE]

Yes, that is where I stole that joke from. Thanks for exposing me, I will never do it again.

By the way, the Jerk Store called, and they are all out of YOU!


/no offence, just going for the lulz

I was going to say because anytime it is brought up the video should be included for max enjoyment since I related to Wednesday Adams in my youth, but still haven't seen the new show on whatever streaming service it is on.

In my defense I wasn't trying to claim it was my joke, and assumed everyone would get the reference, but I am old. I took no offense from your post and I could have included the video.

I haven't seen the new one either although I have seen a LOT of people who think  they can look as cool as the new Wednesday dancing on TickTok, and they are by and large very wrong.

Wednesday has been disgraced in this thread. Thanks to both of you.


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/meh, kinda fits
//shocked Boebert didn't vote for this
///MSG may have subsumed her
 
Go'zirra [TotalFark]
2023-01-27 3:51:51 AM  

Jiggatron69: SpockYouOut: I hate to even ask, but what was the amendment?

to make ribbed condoms taste like ribs?


I read your username as Jizzatron ....
 
DoctorCal
2023-01-27 3:58:39 AM  

stoli n coke: DoctorCal: 14 is really a lot of votes! It takes her both hands and feet to count that high!

Good thing they didn't hit 15, or Gaetz would have lost interest.


"I'm this many!"
 
Nick el Ass
2023-01-27 4:00:23 AM  

Raptop: Nick el Ass: Bobo must have be absent, or didn't want to make it 15 incase they got 88 to do so since they seem to like those numbers a lot.

I think Bobo and MTG are feuding at the moment


Yeah, I have a funny feeling that Margarine Tater Gremlin is going to pick George Santos... or whatever his name is as her new partner for when she eventually drives whatever car that donors paid for off a cliff leaving Bobo behind. Maybe they will kiss too, and we will learn in their final moments that George isn't even gay.
 
Go'zirra [TotalFark]
2023-01-27 4:04:57 AM  

jst3p: Nick el Ass: jst3p: Nick el Ass: jst3p: Jiggatron69: SpockYouOut: I hate to even ask, but what was the amendment?

to make ribbed condoms taste like ribs?

It was a consumer protection amendment. It would make it a felony to advertise and sell Girl Scout Cookies unless they were made out of real Girl Scouts.

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/_zCO4j4MrxE]

Yes, that is where I stole that joke from. Thanks for exposing me, I will never do it again.

By the way, the Jerk Store called, and they are all out of YOU!


/no offence, just going for the lulz

I was going to say because anytime it is brought up the video should be included for max enjoyment since I related to Wednesday Adams in my youth, but still haven't seen the new show on whatever streaming service it is on.

In my defense I wasn't trying to claim it was my joke, and assumed everyone would get the reference, but I am old. I took no offense from your post and I could have included the video.

I haven't seen the new one either although I have seen a LOT of people who think  they can look as cool as the new Wednesday dancing on TickTok, and they are by and large very wrong.


For some additional lulz ...
If this is what they look like when they dance like SOMEBODY is watching, imagine what their dancing looks like when they "Dance like nobody's watching" ...
 
Nana's Vibrator
2023-01-27 4:13:53 AM  
This is a person who currently has people feeling out whether or not she can be Vice President.
 
Neondistraction
2023-01-27 4:23:10 AM  

Your Hind Brain: DoctorCal: 14 is really a lot of votes! It takes her both hands and feet to count that high!

To be fair, that would be a total of 18.2 votes:
[Fark user image 850x503]


I'll give her credit.  She's very brave to wear open toed shoes in public.
 
DoctorCal
2023-01-27 4:35:19 AM  

Gordon Bennett: The 14 who voted yes:

Bishop (NC)RepublicanNorth CarolinaAYE
BrecheenRepublicanOklahomaAYE
BurlisonRepublicanMissouriAYE
CloudRepublicanTexasAYE
GaetzRepublicanFloridaAYE
Greene (GA)RepublicanGeorgiaAYE
GrothmanRepublicanWisconsinAYE
MassieRepublicanKentuckyAYE
Miller(IL)RepublicanIllinoisAYE
OglesRepublicanTennesseeAYE
PerryRepublicanPennsylvaniaAYE
RoyRepublicanTexasAYE
SantosRepublicanNew YorkAYE
TiffanyRepublicanWisconsinAYE

Mind you, the one next to last might have been lying about how he voted.


She didn't even get grenade guy.
 
DoctorCal
2023-01-27 5:09:11 AM  

Neondistraction: Your Hind Brain: DoctorCal: 14 is really a lot of votes! It takes her both hands and feet to count that high!

To be fair, that would be a total of 18.2 votes:
[Fark user image 850x503]

I'll give her credit.  She's very brave to wear open toed shoes in public.


Or "open toad" as she calls them.

/Peach tree dish
 
Decorus
2023-01-27 5:32:56 AM  

DoctorCal: 14 is really a lot of votes! It takes her both hands and feet to count that high!


That gets her to 12 where do the next two numbers come from?
 
Rythsys
2023-01-27 6:03:31 AM  
Not only would I vote for Wednesday Addams, I'd actually watch C-SPAN every time she spoke.
 
billygeek [OhFark]
2023-01-27 6:10:59 AM  
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