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3475 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Jan 2023 at 10:04 PM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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Stile4aly [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-26 9:24:03 PM  
Can anyone confirm Drew[s whereabouts for the date and time in question?
 
BunchaRubes
2023-01-26 10:06:22 PM  
You can HEAR the sad trombone playing.
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thealgorerhythm
2023-01-26 10:07:55 PM  
Another success in America's mental health care system
 
KodosZardoz
2023-01-26 10:13:40 PM  
Eastbound and north!
 
gameshowhost [OhFark]
2023-01-26 10:15:52 PM  
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Sexy Jesus [recently expired TotalFark]
2023-01-26 10:21:04 PM  

BunchaRubes: You can HEAR the sad trombone playing.
[Fark user image image 332x419]


That's a Boxster owner.
 
Oneiros [OhFark]
2023-01-26 10:21:19 PM  
I think Drew lives closer to Woodford Reserve.

And he might still have connections at Ancient Age.  (aka Buffalo Trace aka the Pappy Van Winkle makers). They were a client of his ISP.
 
Petey4335
2023-01-26 10:26:32 PM  

gameshowhost: [Fark user image image 600x787]


That is one f'd up Care Bear.
 
FatherChaos [TotalFark]
2023-01-26 10:27:44 PM  
It wouldn't surprise me if he headed straight for the machine that puts the wax on the top of the bottle and just started pouring it all over his chest.
 
walrusonion
2023-01-26 10:28:20 PM  
I remember that Burt Reynolds movie.
 
cfreak [TotalFark]
2023-01-26 10:28:28 PM  
I want to know who from Mesquite could afford a Porsche?

/ drug dealers I guess
 
Nintenfreak [TotalFark]
2023-01-26 10:31:25 PM  
That's a pretty normal thing for the servers, if the liquid is beer
 
Russ1642
2023-01-26 10:34:46 PM  

Nintenfreak: That's a pretty normal thing for the servers, if the liquid is beer


Liquid cooling for computers has been around since the early eighties.
 
MBooda [TotalFark]
2023-01-26 10:39:04 PM  
Deputies found a bag containing bolt cutters, propane torches, a sledgehammer, other tools and about $9,000 in cash.
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iheartscotch
2023-01-26 10:47:40 PM  
FYI: The ignition temperature for Maker's Mark is low for a liquid....
 
Nintenfreak [TotalFark]
2023-01-26 10:50:16 PM  

Russ1642: Nintenfreak: That's a pretty normal thing for the servers, if the liquid is beer

Liquid cooling for computers has been around since the early eighties.


Stop making Drew feel old
 
dpcotta
2023-01-26 10:58:05 PM  
"continue reading this on the app"

HOW ABOUT NO
 
7th Son of a 7th Son
2023-01-26 11:07:57 PM  

walrusonion: I remember that Burt Reynolds movie.


Turd and the Ferguson?
 
BunchaRubes
2023-01-26 11:23:05 PM  

gameshowhost: [Fark user image 600x787]


Me, out loud:  "OH MY FARKING GOD"
 
BunchaRubes
2023-01-26 11:24:07 PM  

Sexy Jesus: BunchaRubes: You can HEAR the sad trombone playing.
[Fark user image image 332x419]

That's a Boxster owner.


I got to drive one of those once.  It was FUN!
 
monsatano [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-26 11:28:32 PM  

Sexy Jesus: BunchaRubes: You can HEAR the sad trombone playing.
[Fark user image image 332x419]

That's a Boxster owner.


Buy Here Pay Here Cayenne
 
monsatano [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-26 11:29:06 PM  

BunchaRubes: Sexy Jesus: BunchaRubes: You can HEAR the sad trombone playing.
[Fark user image image 332x419]

That's a Boxster owner.

I got to drive one of those once.  It was FUN!


Lol no it wasn't
 
focusthis
2023-01-26 11:33:45 PM  

monsatano: BunchaRubes: Sexy Jesus: BunchaRubes: You can HEAR the sad trombone playing.
[Fark user image image 332x419]

That's a Boxster owner.

I got to drive one of those once.  It was FUN!

Lol no it wasn't


Late night, after work, empty twisty elevation changing highway...my colleague and I would blow out the carbon in his Boxter and my AWD V6 Audi A4.  He would start to get away in the straights, but no match for me in the curves.
 
backhand.slap.of.reason
2023-01-26 11:54:32 PM  
I hope the guy gets the help he needs.  This doesn't strike me as being an inherently criminal case because I don't believe someone in the throws of a psychotic episode can form criminal intent.

I see:

1) Compulsion
2) Delusion
3) Lack of rational incentive
4) Lack of consciousness of guilt

Guy left his cheese atop that crackermobile and it slid right off.  I normally wouldn't defend a Porsche owner, but am going to make an exception this time as a man can't cope with all these unpleasant frequencies about.

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bughunter [recently expired TotalFark]
2023-01-27 2:00:16 AM  
Good thing they sealed the doors with wax.
 
phishrace
2023-01-27 4:33:02 AM  

Russ1642: Nintenfreak: That's a pretty normal thing for the servers, if the liquid is beer

Liquid cooling for computers has been around since the early eighties.


What Drew has discovered is that you can use the excess heat from your servers mining bitcoin (and hosting Fark) to power stills used to make more Maker's Mark. Drew can stay drunk 24/7 and he still makes money. It's brilliant, really.
 
The Smails Kid
2023-01-27 5:34:48 AM  

BunchaRubes: You can HEAR the sad trombone playing.
[Fark user image image 332x419]


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smokewon
2023-01-27 9:18:08 AM  
It's funny seeing an MSN article that mentions using Apple Maps.
 
Stile4aly [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-27 10:28:09 AM  

The Smails Kid: BunchaRubes: You can HEAR the sad trombone playing.
[Fark user image image 332x419]

[tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com image 476x704]


Maximum Derek!
 
The Smails Kid
2023-01-27 10:57:08 AM  

Stile4aly: The Smails Kid: BunchaRubes: You can HEAR the sad trombone playing.
[Fark user image image 332x419]

[tv-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com image 476x704]

Maximum Derek!


Maximum Pimento in that pic, actually, but is there really a difference?
 
Baloo Uriza
2023-01-27 2:09:21 PM  

Petey4335: gameshowhost: [Fark user image image 600x787]

That is one f'd up Care Bear.


Man, I've been through more shiat than most people the last 3 years.
 
lilbjorn
2023-01-27 2:32:14 PM  
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I think we have a suspect
 
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