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276 clicks; posted to Food » on 26 Jan 2023 at 10:54 PM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2023-01-26 9:00:09 PM  
insert penis joke
 
2023-01-26 9:19:55 PM  
I love Just Egg, and I had it this morning, but it tastes nothing like eggs. It's pretty much just the same color, and the similarities stop there.
 
2023-01-26 9:21:29 PM  
Italians?
 
2023-01-26 9:57:12 PM  

Cake Hunter: I love Just Egg, and I had it this morning, but it tastes nothing like eggs. It's pretty much just the same color, and the similarities stop there.


Seconded. I use it in waffles and other baking.  Works great.
 
2023-01-26 11:14:14 PM  
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2023-01-26 11:47:58 PM  
The picture in that article is amazing.  Look at this guy.  I mean really, really look at him.

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2023-01-26 11:57:33 PM  

middleoftheday: The picture in that article is amazing.  Look at this guy.  I mean really, really look at him.

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We're not looking at your cock, dude.
 
2023-01-26 11:59:40 PM  
Sprouts is still $3.30/dozen for large, grade A, so um...

Think I'll make more scrambled egg and kimchi tostadas for breakfast. Such a fast, tasty meal.
 
2023-01-27 12:16:56 AM  
There'll be eggs from Malta and Scotch from Sicily. You'll be paying money to yourself when you buy from the syndicate, since you'll own a share, so you'll really be getting everything you buy for nothing

Doesn't that make sense?
 
2023-01-27 12:33:40 AM  
So, I generally lay off this fact but, in the USA the population of 'laying' hens and 'roasters' is almost pegged at 1 of each for every citizen at any given time...
 
2023-01-27 4:29:00 AM  
So we should eat some hyper-processed shiat?
 
2023-01-27 5:13:49 AM  

olrasputin: Sprouts is still $3.30/dozen for large, grade A, so um...

Think I'll make more scrambled egg and kimchi tostadas for breakfast. Such a fast, tasty meal.


Aldi finally went over $3 near the holidays.  They even had a sign apologizing for the high price at the store I was at.

(If you're looking for specialty stuff, they probably won't work for you, but for the staple stuff they've got amazing prices)
 
2023-01-27 5:21:44 AM  

drjekel_mrhyde: So we should eat some hyper-processed shiat?


I wouldn't.  But I do make an egg substitute when doing my Christmas cookie baking, as I have a couple of vegan friends.

Grind up some flax seeds, then mix 1TB of the powder to 3TB water or non-dairy milk, and let it sit for about 5-10 mins.

It works for most cookie recipes that call for whole eggs.  I haven't tried it in other baking.
 
2023-01-27 7:17:03 AM  
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2023-01-27 7:47:21 AM  

drjekel_mrhyde: So we should eat some hyper-processed shiat?


Shuddup and eat your Tofu and "California Roll with the Krab Stick"
 
2023-01-27 8:33:24 AM  

olrasputin: middleoftheday: The picture in that article is amazing.  Look at this guy.  I mean really, really look at him.

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We're not looking at your cock, dude.


Speak for yourself!  I am impressed!
 
2023-01-27 9:18:46 AM  

Oneiros: olrasputin: Sprouts is still $3.30/dozen for large, grade A, so um...

Think I'll make more scrambled egg and kimchi tostadas for breakfast. Such a fast, tasty meal.

Aldi finally went over $3 near the holidays.  They even had a sign apologizing for the high price at the store I was at.

(If you're looking for specialty stuff, they probably won't work for you, but for the staple stuff they've got amazing prices)


Wow-I don't think I've ever shopped at a store that apologized for price increases. That's kinda awesome. Well...the increase isn't. But you know what I mean.

I've lived maybe half a mile away from an Aldi for damn near 10 years, and I still barely go there. Part is that is that I'm surrounded by badass cheap grocers, but a lot is that the place is farking dangerous. Go in for eggs and some veggies, and come out with an extra $30 or $40 worth of cool, oddball prepared foods and snacks.
 
2023-01-27 9:27:26 AM  

olrasputin: I've lived maybe half a mile away from an Aldi for damn near 10 years, and I still barely go there. Part is that is that I'm surrounded by badass cheap grocers, but a lot is that the place is farking dangerous. Go in for eggs and some veggies, and come out with an extra $30 or $40 worth of cool, oddball prepared foods and snacks.


Okay, I admit that I picked up too much German Christmas stuff (stolen, speculaas cookies), etc, last month, but you'd have the issue of finding novel stuff in any new-to-you store.

Once you're regularly going to Aldi, just avoid the 3 aisles in the front, as that's where the majority of the high turnover stuff is.
 
2023-01-27 9:30:20 AM  
Anyone have legitimate insight as to when the shortage might let up and prices may fall? How long does it take for supplies to replenish after an outbreak of avian flu?
 
2023-01-27 9:39:12 AM  
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2023-01-27 9:56:05 AM  

Eddie Hazel's E string: Anyone have legitimate insight as to when the shortage might let up and prices may fall? How long does it take for supplies to replenish after an outbreak of avian flu?


Supposedly they have outbreaks every year, but they're in the winter instead of the summer, so I assume in the past they started raising new chicks to prepare for the losses.

internet research suggests they start laying at 18 weeks.  So probably 5 months just to get back to laying capacity, assuming they have sufficient fertilized eggs at the time.  But then there's also rebuilding the reserves of eggs... and the question of if the people involved are willing to cut prices when they know the market will adjust to the higher price.

So quite possibly never.  Best case scenario?  Probably a year, when they're sure that there isn't a summer avian flu going around again.
 
2023-01-27 10:08:17 AM  

iron de havilland: There'll be eggs from Malta and Scotch from Sicily. You'll be paying money to yourself when you buy from the syndicate, since you'll own a share, so you'll really be getting everything you buy for nothing

Doesn't that make sense?


How's the old joke go? An English chef, a German mistress, an Italian accountant, a French mechanic...
 
2023-01-27 10:11:12 AM  

Oneiros: Eddie Hazel's E string: Anyone have legitimate insight as to when the shortage might let up and prices may fall? How long does it take for supplies to replenish after an outbreak of avian flu?

Supposedly they have outbreaks every year, but they're in the winter instead of the summer, so I assume in the past they started raising new chicks to prepare for the losses.

internet research suggests they start laying at 18 weeks.  So probably 5 months just to get back to laying capacity, assuming they have sufficient fertilized eggs at the time.  But then there's also rebuilding the reserves of eggs... and the question of if the people involved are willing to cut prices when they know the market will adjust to the higher price.

So quite possibly never.  Best case scenario?  Probably a year, when they're sure that there isn't a summer avian flu going around again.


I've started looking into yardasauruses but we'll probably wait til we get land.
 
2023-01-27 10:40:20 AM  

NINEv2: I've started looking into yardasauruses but we'll probably wait til we get land.


Some friends had them during the pandemic.  Unless you're also using them for some sort of insect control, I doubt it's worth it financially other than maybe a piece of mind thing.

And they're little garbage disposals, as they'll eat almost any food scraps.

(They gave them up because the chickens started disappearing... with bits of blood and feathers behind... they're not sure if it was a fox or an eagle, both of which they had seen in their area)
 
2023-01-27 10:40:43 AM  
If I had a super limited budget, I'd give up steak before I gave up eggs. I don't know what they cost here. I buy flats of 30. I think it's like $11.
 
2023-01-27 10:45:31 AM  

Oneiros: NINEv2: I've started looking into yardasauruses but we'll probably wait til we get land.

Some friends had them during the pandemic.  Unless you're also using them for some sort of insect control, I doubt it's worth it financially other than maybe a piece of mind thing.

And they're little garbage disposals, as they'll eat almost any food scraps.

(They gave them up because the chickens started disappearing... with bits of blood and feathers behind... they're not sure if it was a fox or an eagle, both of which they had seen in their area)


Yeah, looks like the initial investment is pretty steep. Damn fresh eggs are good though. Over easy atop a bowl of chicken and mushroom oatmeal is breakfast any day.
 
2023-01-27 11:28:12 AM  

Oneiros: olrasputin: I've lived maybe half a mile away from an Aldi for damn near 10 years, and I still barely go there. Part is that is that I'm surrounded by badass cheap grocers, but a lot is that the place is farking dangerous. Go in for eggs and some veggies, and come out with an extra $30 or $40 worth of cool, oddball prepared foods and snacks.

Okay, I admit that I picked up too much German Christmas stuff (stolen, speculaas cookies), etc, last month, but you'd have the issue of finding novel stuff in any new-to-you store.

Once you're regularly going to Aldi, just avoid the 3 aisles in the front, as that's where the majority of the high turnover stuff is.


Yeah, fair. It doesn't help that the Asian grocer that has. farking. everything. employs a similar setup. And I'm still slowly working my way through that craziness:

"Oooh, they have fresh stuff from a local bakery down the road"
"Oh hey, dried preserved gooseberries...and ginger...and little peaches..."
"...and fark. The savory snack section."

/place is nuts though
//"Oh, the Thai tamarind paste? Yeah, it's on aisle 7 on the left side...between the preserved root veggies and soybeans and loose leaf tobacco. Under the palm sugar."
///not an exaggeration
 
2023-01-27 11:40:59 AM  
Read into the whole egg situation yesterday and one made a good point.  Why would eggs go up 300% because the estimated 10% nationwide flock had avian flu?  It makes no sense.  I paid 5$ for 18

Really sucks too, as I certainly loved the days of 1$ dozen eggs.  cheap, easy, versatile protein.  We'll be lucky if they get back to 2.50$ a dozen.
 
2023-01-27 12:16:03 PM  

olrasputin: Oneiros: olrasputin: I've lived maybe half a mile away from an Aldi for damn near 10 years, and I still barely go there. Part is that is that I'm surrounded by badass cheap grocers, but a lot is that the place is farking dangerous. Go in for eggs and some veggies, and come out with an extra $30 or $40 worth of cool, oddball prepared foods and snacks.

Okay, I admit that I picked up too much German Christmas stuff (stolen, speculaas cookies), etc, last month, but you'd have the issue of finding novel stuff in any new-to-you store.

Once you're regularly going to Aldi, just avoid the 3 aisles in the front, as that's where the majority of the high turnover stuff is.

Yeah, fair. It doesn't help that the Asian grocer that has. farking. everything. employs a similar setup. And I'm still slowly working my way through that craziness:

"Oooh, they have fresh stuff from a local bakery down the road"
"Oh hey, dried preserved gooseberries...and ginger...and little peaches..."
"...and fark. The savory snack section."

/place is nuts though
//"Oh, the Thai tamarind paste? Yeah, it's on aisle 7 on the left side...between the preserved root veggies and soybeans and loose leaf tobacco. Under the palm sugar."
///not an exaggeration


On of the few things I miss from Carbondale is the international food store. Luna can back me up here... crazy selection of everything. From canned Thai curry paste to jarred Polish celery root salad. The produce store in the same strip mall was awesome too as it catered to the international students.
 
2023-01-27 12:49:02 PM  

olrasputin: Yeah, fair. It doesn't help that the Asian grocer that has. farking. everything. employs a similar setup. And I'm still slowly working my way through that craziness: ...


A good international grocery is amazing.

I'm willing to pay a little extra for a few items to make sure they stay in business, so I can understand the dilemma.

It's the large chain grocery stores that I tend to buy stuff when they're having a sale, and then get the rest of the staples elsewhere.

/misses when I used to be able to get a block of ground chorizo for $2
//would be willing to pay more, but they stopped selling it as a block and only with casings on
///rotates much of my shopping between LA Mart, FoodMaxx, MegaMart, and two smaller places (asian & Filipino)
 
2023-01-27 1:21:50 PM  

middleoftheday: The picture in that article is amazing.  Look at this guy.  I mean really, really look at him.

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Magnificent cock
 
2023-01-27 1:25:15 PM  
Once spring rolls around, local chickens will be popping them out in numbers. Your local farmer hopefully will have them for a much lower price and store bought will have to come down because of surplus.
 
2023-01-27 8:13:18 PM  
egg substitutes will never have a runny yolk, so they are dead to me
 
2023-01-27 9:06:26 PM  

Eddie Hazel's E string: Anyone have legitimate insight as to when the shortage might let up and prices may fall? How long does it take for supplies to replenish after an outbreak of avian flu?


Two weeks. It's always two weeks.
 
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