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(CNN)   Elmo went to Washington to tickle Qevin for his birthday   (cnn.com) divider line
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1685 clicks; posted to Politics » on 26 Jan 2023 at 11:20 PM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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foo monkey
2023-01-26 11:25:08 PM  
"and Jeffries had a brief interaction with the billionaire businessman ..."

During which TSLA dropped so low Musk became a millionaire businessman.
 
Mrtraveler01
2023-01-26 11:26:43 PM  
The Twitter Files have shown the company's moderation team agonized over how to handle initial stories about the saga. Although early news reports were blocked or downplayed, the company quickly reversed course and allowed them to be posted and discussed on the platform.

"The Twitter Files" are the textbook definition of a "nothingburger".
 
animal color
2023-01-26 11:27:11 PM  
Elmo will next go to Florida to tickle TFG's taint.
 
Phil McKraken [OhFark]
2023-01-26 11:27:40 PM  
Matt Gaetz celebrates Ephebophiliapalooza.


/out of gas
 
Phil McKraken [OhFark]
2023-01-26 11:29:07 PM  

Mrtraveler01: The Twitter Files have shown the company's moderation team agonized over how to handle initial stories about the saga. Although early news reports were blocked or downplayed, the company quickly reversed course and allowed them to be posted and discussed on the platform.

"The Twitter Files" are the textbook definition of a "nothingburger".


That's what they said about Barack HUSSEIN Obama's laptop.
 
TortugaKat
2023-01-26 11:35:32 PM  
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fragMasterFlash [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-26 11:37:17 PM  
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Meatsim1
2023-01-26 11:38:09 PM  
"He came for my birthday." The California Republican turned 58 on Thursday.

Gross
 
Mrtraveler01
2023-01-26 11:39:45 PM  

Meatsim1: "He came for my birthday." The California Republican turned 58 on Thursday.

Gross


That's not frosting...
 
Samsquantch
2023-01-26 11:45:10 PM  

Meatsim1: "He came for my birthday." The California Republican turned 58 on Thursday.

Gross


And a weird thing to give someone as a birthday present.
 
LurkerSupreme [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-26 11:46:27 PM  

Samsquantch: Meatsim1: "He came for my birthday." The California Republican turned 58 on Thursday.

Gross

And a weird thing to give someone as a birthday present.


So that's why people stopped inviting me to birthdays.
 
monsatano [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-26 11:55:38 PM  

LurkerSupreme: Samsquantch: Meatsim1: "He came for my birthday." The California Republican turned 58 on Thursday.

Gross

And a weird thing to give someone as a birthday present.

So that's why people stopped inviting me to birthdays.


Seems reasonable - someone came for it to happen in the first place
 
Elliot8654
2023-01-26 11:57:52 PM  

Mrtraveler01: The Twitter Files have shown the company's moderation team agonized over how to handle initial stories about the saga. Although early news reports were blocked or downplayed, the company quickly reversed course and allowed them to be posted and discussed on the platform.

"The Twitter Files" are the textbook definition of a "nothingburger".


Google "opening arguments Twitter files" and you can hear an hour long podcast on an actual lawyer tell everyone how the 'Twitter files' are absolute garbage.
 
shpritz
2023-01-27 12:07:45 AM  
According to a source familiar with the matter, Jeffries met with McCarthy in part to receive a law enforcement briefing regarding Capitol Hill preparations in case there are protests following the expected release of video Friday from the arrest of Tyre Nichols, who died earlier this month following a traffic stop.
Musk later arrived for a separate meeting with McCarthy - and Jeffries had a brief interaction with the billionaire businessman. The subject of Twitter came up but the source did not provide details.
Jeffries left soon after, and McCarthy stayed with Musk until the speaker left for floor votes, the source said.

But at least you got to "both sides" the headline. Good job, CNN.
 
Hell Poodle
2023-01-27 12:09:21 AM  
Is musk going to give him a horse?
 
litespeed74
2023-01-27 12:10:54 AM  
I'm sure Elon is talking to Qevin about how to remove the tax burden on the middle class and help push equal justice initiatives right?
Right?
Hello?
 
DarksideHalo
2023-01-27 12:12:14 AM  

TortugaKat: [Fark user image image 425x542]


Thanks, Ric Romero, for that deeply insightful investigative reporting into the Elon / Elmo meme.
 
fragMasterFlash [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-27 12:13:21 AM  
Elmo would gladly see Trump return to the Whitehouse even if it only increased his odds of surviving his current Twitter mess by a fraction of a percent. This is the sink that you should let in.
 
DarksideHalo
2023-01-27 12:15:07 AM  

Meatsim1: "He came for my birthday." The California Republican turned 58 on Thursday.

Gross


Well I hope Qevin got a pony out of the deal.
That was the going rate, right?
 
Telephone Sanitizer Second Class
2023-01-27 12:18:10 AM  

Elliot8654: Mrtraveler01: The Twitter Files have shown the company's moderation team agonized over how to handle initial stories about the saga. Although early news reports were blocked or downplayed, the company quickly reversed course and allowed them to be posted and discussed on the platform.

"The Twitter Files" are the textbook definition of a "nothingburger".

Google "opening arguments Twitter files" and you can hear an hour long podcast on an actual lawyer tell everyone how the 'Twitter files' are absolute garbage.


Or you could Google "twitter files" and see the names of Matt Taibbi and Bari Weiss and realize it's garbage and save yourself an hour.
 
monsatano [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-27 12:34:07 AM  

Hell Poodle: Is musk going to give him a horse?


Of course, of course
 
dsmith42 [TotalFark]
2023-01-27 12:44:42 AM  

Hell Poodle: Is musk going to give him a horse?


Doubt McCarthy is that expensive.
 
mysha
2023-01-27 12:44:56 AM  
I guess Musk got tired/jealous of Santos stealing the limelight ...
 
Maud Dib
2023-01-27 12:49:16 AM  

monsatano: Hell Poodle: Is musk going to give him a horse?

Of course, of course


Saw a cool Appaloosa on my walkies today.
Apropos of nothing.
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bighairyguy [TotalFark]
2023-01-27 2:29:46 AM  

DarksideHalo: Meatsim1: "He came for my birthday." The California Republican turned 58 on Thursday.

Gross

Well I hope Qevin got a pony out of the deal.
That was the going rate, right?


He got his pony when he was elected Speaker of the House.  Too bad he had to sell the farm to get it.
 
KodosZardoz
2023-01-27 2:30:53 AM  
Circle jerk!

Well, there'll only be two of them. Any two point makes a line.

Line jerk!
 
NathanAllen
2023-01-27 7:01:52 AM  
Hey Mr. Butcher, we'd like you to press your thumb onto the scale harder for the people we don't want shopping here.
 
Eunice's Social Calendar [TotalFark]
2023-01-27 7:29:29 AM  

Hell Poodle: Is musk going to give him a horse?


I sure hope so.
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deadsanta
2023-01-27 9:29:19 AM  
Cool, so twitter will be as "fair and balanced" as Fox news is now?  How is Musk going to curate that shiatshow when he's fired half the staff, is that one of Mr. Twitter's superpowers?
 
Daeva
2023-01-27 10:53:11 AM  
Twitter is right wing hell nowaday, no matter how much right wing propoganda you block it just gets replaced with more.

I had almost ZERO political stuff on my feed pre narcissistic take over, now its 85% right wing propoganda it is literally completely ignoring the groups and people i follow to continuously throw it at me.

The more i block the more racist irrational  and hate filled it becomes.
 
whidbey
2023-01-27 11:22:28 AM  
Having solved all problems....
 
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