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983 clicks; posted to Business » on 26 Jan 2023 at 10:38 PM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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Candygram4Mongo [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-26 6:17:40 PM  
Hawaii? Puerto Rico?

At least now you can get stranded, lose your luggage, and sleep on a bench in exotic, tropical airports.
 
Dave and the Mission [TotalFark]
2023-01-26 9:10:58 PM  
I want to go to the airport with my necessities in a backpack and sit in the bar getting wasted on bar priced call drinks until someone comes flapping down the concourse looking for someone to please take his place on a flight because he's sure the plane is going to crash.

How much for that experience?
 
Candygram4Mongo [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-26 9:47:49 PM  

Dave and the Mission: I want to go to the airport with my necessities in a backpack and sit in the bar getting wasted on bar priced call drinks until someone comes flapping down the concourse looking for someone to please take his place on a flight because he's sure the plane is going to crash.

How much for that experience?


You have to hire a guy who looks like he could be Jesus. Have him dress in white robes and find a nervous traveler. The guy you hired puts his hand on the nervous traveler's shoulder and says, "don't board that plane." Then he walks away.

...and now you have your flight.
 
Therion [TotalFark]
2023-01-26 11:05:49 PM  
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Jaws_Victim
2023-01-26 11:15:04 PM  
That is a damn good headline.
 
WelldeadLink
2023-01-26 11:16:57 PM  
Wanna get delayed? If you know what I mean and I think that you do.
 
fredbox [TotalFark]
2023-01-26 11:23:51 PM  
de-yeah, of course
 
morg
2023-01-26 11:37:23 PM  
This dude who picked me up hitchhiking in New Mexico told me you could get a one-way ticket to Hawaii and live in the jungle off the fruit. Then when you got sick of it and wanted to go home you'd apply for welfare in Hawaii and they'd buy you a ticket back to the mainland. He's living the dream now if he's still alive.
 
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