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(SoraNews24)   Elsewhere: Scissors beats paper. Aomori: Umbrella beats sickle   (soranews24.com) divider line
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1655 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Jan 2023 at 11:12 PM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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WelldeadLink
2023-01-26 11:15:25 PM  
He's a Good Guy With An Umbrella.
 
Theeng
2023-01-26 11:18:04 PM  
Hey don't mess with an umbrella user, they're covered so well.
 
TorpedoOrca
2023-01-26 11:28:53 PM  
🎵wheeeen a sickle gets blocked
By an umbrella guy
That's Aomori🎵
 
Tom Marvolo Bombadil
2023-01-26 11:43:27 PM  
Does the world still not understand how powerful umbrellas are?

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iodized attic salt
2023-01-26 11:43:30 PM  
The can be effective.
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calufrax
2023-01-27 12:36:43 AM  

Tom Marvolo Bombadil: Does the world still not understand how powerful umbrellas are?

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Umbrellas as weapons... Yeah, fine. Just make sure that the main shaft is strong enough to withstand whatever you plan to do with it. Could be fun to make one with a kevlar canopy... I'd recommend spending some time with a cane-based martial art to get the most out of it.
 
MythDragon
2023-01-27 12:42:54 AM  
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2023-01-27 3:11:27 AM  
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Miss_Dorothy_Kilgallen [TotalFark]
2023-01-27 5:04:11 AM  
I thought this was going to be a story about Communism.
 
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