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(Fox 11 Online)   Fentanyl dealer tries to grow his business by sending free sample to police chief   (fox11online.com) divider line
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1468 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Jan 2023 at 5:05 PM (9 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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spongeboob [TotalFark]
2023-01-26 2:46:15 PM  
The PA chief arrested for drug dealing would accept it
https://www.cbsnews.com/pittsburgh/news/greensburg-chief-of-police-shawn-denning-federal-drug-crimes/
 
Ker_Thwap [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-26 3:02:27 PM  
Hah, this was ordered and paid for by the Police Chief.  It was intercepted by the Post Office, so of course the Chief is going to say "Who would do this!?"  Drugs bad!"

Luckily, the police will investigate themselves, and we'll most certainly get to the truthiness.
 
Badafuco [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-26 5:07:12 PM  
He touched the bag and immediately passed out and needed medical attention.
 
Neondistraction
2023-01-26 5:11:36 PM  
This was clearly an assassination attempt.  There was enough fentanyl in that envelope to kill the entire police department.
 
Super Chronic
2023-01-26 5:15:34 PM  
but it's a good opportunity to remind everyone that they can properly dispose of unwanted drugs or medications by using the drug drop-box in our lobby or turning them over to one of our patrol officers

Is there some kind of legal amnesty that allows a person to do that and walk away, no questions asked?
 
Exile On Beale Street [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-26 5:17:00 PM  
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Lochsteppe
2023-01-26 5:19:03 PM  

Super Chronic: but it's a good opportunity to remind everyone that they can properly dispose of unwanted drugs or medications by using the drug drop-box in our lobby or turning them over to one of our patrol officers

Is there some kind of legal amnesty that allows a person to do that and walk away, no questions asked?


No, but those civil asset forfeiture quotas aren't gonna fulfill themselves.

"Dispose of your drugs in our lobby drop box. Oh, and be sure to have your ATM card and PIN on you!"
 
BitwiseShift
2023-01-26 5:19:32 PM  
I had to put on a mask, gloves, safety glasses and a tinfoil hat just to look at the pictures.
 
leeksfromchichis [TotalFark]
2023-01-26 5:20:03 PM  

Super Chronic: but it's a good opportunity to remind everyone that they can properly dispose of unwanted drugs or medications by using the drug drop-box in our lobby or turning them over to one of our patrol officers

Is there some kind of legal amnesty that allows a person to do that and walk away, no questions asked?


Probably not, but if it's prescription medicine or something legal, they can still arrest you and possibly even convict you of something because America's legal system is insane,  but old grannies might use it safely.
 
rnatalie [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-26 5:20:05 PM  
He gives the kids free samples,
Because he knows full well,
That today's young innocent faces,
Will be tomorrow's clientele.
 
Englebert Slaptyback
2023-01-26 5:26:18 PM  

Badafuco: He touched the bag and immediately passed out and needed medical attention.


three weeks off to recuperate.
 
Monac
2023-01-26 5:30:56 PM  
If the cops catch whoever sent this, they will charge them with attempted murder.  You know, if they're brown.

Maybe they will charge the USPS as an accomplice.  Is DeJoy still in charge?
 
Neondistraction
2023-01-26 5:33:07 PM  

Super Chronic: but it's a good opportunity to remind everyone that they can properly dispose of unwanted drugs or medications by using the drug drop-box in our lobby or turning them over to one of our patrol officers

Is there some kind of legal amnesty that allows a person to do that and walk away, no questions asked?


No, it's a trap
 
Sexy Jesus
2023-01-26 5:36:59 PM  
In an ordered society a police chief who had drugs mailed to him would be drug screened. We are not that society.
 
steklo [TotalFark]
2023-01-26 5:49:39 PM  

Sexy Jesus: In an ordered society a police chief who had drugs mailed to him would be drug screened. We are not that society.


Freshly out of high school, I was a big pot head.

My friend asked what I was going to do for a career after graduation.

"I'm going to be a cop. So when I pull people over I can get their pot"


Well, I never became a cop...but its still a funny story.
 
strathmeyer
2023-01-26 6:02:23 PM  
3 grams of fent? Now I think all this fent they've been finding was just heroin.
 
Giant Clown Shoe [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-26 6:08:14 PM  
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If I was a defense attorney, I'd request evidence of his respirator and hazmat suit since he handle fentanyl and we know casual exposure results in overdose. Isn't that right, officers?

/all cops lie
 
fragMasterFlash [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-26 6:15:41 PM  

Neondistraction: There was enough fentanyl in that envelope to kill the entire police department.


3 grams of powder that tested positive for containing fentanyl does not equal 3 grams of pure fentanyl. It is however enough to shut down the entire police department if that letter got within 4 blocks of its HQ.
 
Ker_Thwap [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-26 6:25:43 PM  

steklo: Sexy Jesus: In an ordered society a police chief who had drugs mailed to him would be drug screened. We are not that society.

Freshly out of high school, I was a big pot head.

My friend asked what I was going to do for a career after graduation.

"I'm going to be a cop. So when I pull people over I can get their pot"


Well, I never became a cop...but its still a funny story.


Two of the kids I smoked weed with every day before high school went on to become town cops.
 
SirGunslinger
2023-01-26 6:28:22 PM  
I thought Fentanyl was like Kryptonite for a cop. They suddenly get weak and pass out in the presence of it. Sounds like the drug dealer wanted to get them out of the way discreetly.

I bet that is why there are so few undercover cops, they dangle a baggie of fentanyl in front of the person and if they get weak at the knees, take him out.
 
Mangoose [TotalFark]
2023-01-26 6:35:55 PM  
The entire state's police force is going to be sick from being in the same time zone as the fentanyl. The poor souls.
 
edmo [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-26 7:24:38 PM  
So somebody thought they'd kill a cop or something? Does anyone besides cops think that stuff kills on contact?
 
Autoerotic Defenestration [TotalFark]
2023-01-26 7:52:08 PM  
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hagar129
2023-01-26 8:18:30 PM  
Shoulda w sent it to the Police Chef. He'd totally be about it. Off menu item, of course.
 
NephilimNexus
2023-01-26 8:26:08 PM  

rnatalie: He gives the kids free samples,
Because he knows full well,
That today's young innocent faces,
Will be tomorrow's clientele.


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FloriduhGuy
2023-01-27 12:52:08 AM  
They intercepted drugs that were probably going to be used to frame someone.
 
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