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(New Jersey Monthly)   Appropriately-named Mr. Snow obsessively collected Flexible Flyer sleds, until his wife told him he had to clean out the garage and basement. Behold, the Flexible Flyer Museum   (njmonthly.com) divider line
    More: Spiffy, Burlington County, New Jersey, Snow, Museum, Sled, Display case, Inch, Philip Snow, Family  
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2023-01-26 12:24:11 PM  
I had the classic as a kid. Wood deck, steel runners waxed with a candle.

In the right conditions it was greased lightening.

In deep snow it just sunk until the deck hit the snow and sat there.
 
2023-01-26 1:04:42 PM  
My folks may still have one or two in their garage.  They used to drive us to Moorestown (where the museum is, one town from where Flexible Flyer's inventor lived) to go sledding on "Stokes Hill."  Maybe I can go check out the exhibit next time I visit them... looks like both the library and the town hall have been rebuilt or moved since I last went into either.
 
2023-01-26 1:37:47 PM  
What are those children doing sledding without a helmet ????  !!!!!
 
2023-01-26 1:38:22 PM  
Um...

If your beloved sled was a Flexible Flyer, you're likely to see one just like it, no matter the style or year, at the Flexible Flyer Sled Museum in Moorestown.

Located in the vestibule between the Moorestown Library and Town Hall, this free museum features 27 Flexible Flyers that were produced between 1890 and 1900.


I'm old but I'm not THAT farking old
 
2023-01-26 1:38:33 PM  
As a southerner, the part before the comma made me think there was something involving a cleverly named snowplow.
 
2023-01-26 1:39:22 PM  
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2023-01-26 1:40:24 PM  
Wife?
 
2023-01-26 1:40:45 PM  
Bunch's rich snobs, I used cardboard box and I liked it!
 
2023-01-26 1:41:51 PM  
"See, children, there once was a thing called snow..."
 
2023-01-26 1:43:02 PM  
I once hit a jump on a flexible flyer.  I got airborne and discovered that the sled had turned into a pile of oak spears and lawnmower blades.  Time practically stood still as I landed on it.
 
2023-01-26 1:44:07 PM  

foo monkey: Wife?


ikr.
I would have guessed "Mom"
 
2023-01-26 1:48:16 PM  
Awesome, I'd love to see this.....oh, NJ. Yeah, I know not all of NJ is a post apocalyptic nightmare.
 
2023-01-26 1:48:29 PM  

SpectroBoy: I had the classic as a kid. Wood deck, steel runners waxed with a candle.

In the right conditions it was greased lightening.

In deep snow it just sunk until the deck hit the snow and sat there.


Same.  When you could use them, they could be steered, too.  Which, given the breakneck speed you were often doing steering was the only thing preventing a tragedy.
 
2023-01-26 1:49:54 PM  
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2023-01-26 1:51:30 PM  
Seems like kind of a cool hobby to collect those. But I wouldn't expect there to be much of an audience for that museum.
 
2023-01-26 1:52:32 PM  

bzdrummer: Bunch's rich snobs, I used cardboard box and I liked it!


Plastic toboggans were pretty cheap, more durable than cardboard and hella fun for jumping.

derpes_simplex: I once hit a jump on a flexible flyer.  I got airborne and discovered that the sled had turned into a pile of oak spears and lawnmower blades.  Time practically stood still as I landed on it.


I did a jump with one once.  Went right through it, leaving a me-sized hole in the thankfully poorly packed jump.  That would be the flyer's last jump, but it went on to terrorize hill climbers for a few more years.
 
2023-01-26 1:53:04 PM  
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/ old school wood and steel sleds are overrated, and get messed up just the same
 
2023-01-26 1:58:10 PM  
I've got a well-used original that was once my grandfather's. I can only imagine I must have had a lot more older uncles and cousins whom we don't talk about, that thing is destined to kill.

/Hell of a lot of fun, but it took me a week to unclench after using it in the right conditions
 
2023-01-26 1:59:22 PM  
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2023-01-26 2:03:28 PM  
Those things work ok on a street but those thin metal runners are pretty useless in soft snow of any depth.
 
2023-01-26 2:05:07 PM  
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2023-01-26 2:07:56 PM  
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2023-01-26 2:14:02 PM  
Wood and steel is perfect for well used sledding hills. Plastic was better for fresh powder. Basic understanding of surface friction informs you which sled to bring.
 
2023-01-26 2:20:05 PM  

Psychopompous: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/fr93wwtiKQM]


Oi! Spoilers!
 
2023-01-26 2:25:02 PM  
To be replaced by....

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Killer Karpets.
 
2023-01-26 2:29:28 PM  
Call Mr. Snow, that's his name, that name again is Mr. Snow.
 
2023-01-26 2:29:36 PM  
Not yet?
Carousel 1994 Revival - Mister Snow
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2023-01-26 2:39:12 PM  
Yes, they "steered" best I recall.
 
2023-01-26 2:41:38 PM  
When it's all sled and done, how ya' gonna keep 'em down on the farm metal and wood sled once they've seen Karl Hungus Totally Realistic Sledding VR?

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2023-01-26 2:44:34 PM  

knbwhite: Yes, they "steered" best I recall.


If you really wanted "steering," and your parents had more money than sense, you wound up with one of these:

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Like metal sleds, they need specific conditions to work, but amazing in those conditions.
 
2023-01-26 2:49:47 PM  
I've got one with my long-gone grandfather's initials carved in it. It's so old that the runners end in sharp points in the back.
 
2023-01-26 2:51:02 PM  
I look back in horror of the Flexible Flyer sled train.

The engine hooked their feet into the sled behind him.

And the trailing sledders hooked their feet into a sled behind them until there was the caboose.

The engine's job was to gather speed and then turn hard left and right to avoid the train robbers who tried to jump on your sled.

Of course, this led to a snake tail whipping motion that would decouple sleds.

How we didn't have any torn ACL's, broken ankles, or broken ribs is something of a minor miracle.
 
2023-01-26 2:54:09 PM  

ChrisDe: Call Mr. Snow, that's his name, that name again is Mr. Snow.


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2023-01-26 2:58:18 PM  
We had a flexible flyer and yankee clipper. Steering was with the handle or drag one foot to steer in that direction but you slowed down. Both feet dragging you were in a bad way to slow down. Lay on your stomach or sit. Those plastic saucers were just sit and go. We had twisting trails and courses.
 
2023-01-26 3:02:17 PM  

scruffythecat: Awesome, I'd love to see this.....oh, NJ. Yeah, I know not all of NJ is a post apocalyptic nightmare.


No, not all of it, just the nice parts. The rest is like various levels of hell
 
2023-01-26 3:10:50 PM  
I prefer my flexible flyers blonde and wedged into a coach class bathroom with me.
 
2023-01-26 3:23:21 PM  

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Yep Cheap crap. I have fond memories of my Flexible Flyer as a kid, in the park with my dad.
 
2023-01-26 3:38:29 PM  

Super Chronic: Seems like kind of a cool hobby to collect those. But I wouldn't expect there to be much of an audience for that museum.


This article was making me wonder what a museum actually costs. I do a lot of road trips and see advertisements for all sorts of weird roadside attractions.

So you'd need to rent or buy some retail space - enough to put your collection on display and preserve it. You'd need knowledge of what you have, so you can put it on the placards. People who visit your museum are going to want to know more about what you have, and you need to be the expert in it. A little marketing would be nice, so print up some brochures for hotel lobbies and rest stop racks. And every once in a while you're going to want to bring in new exhibits.

I've seen some that have hours either "by appointment only" or Friday through Sunday, 12-6 - obviously being run as a hobby or in a private residence. (There's a baseball museum in Massachusetts, I think, that's run out of someone's house.) I can't imagine that they make money, but if you have the income to take the hit, well, lots of hobbies are expensive. Maybe you can write a book about your interest and sell it at the venue.

This is all just spitballing, of course. I've never been interested enough in anything to collect 500 of it and put it on display. But this is what I'd imagine someone would need.
 
2023-01-26 3:59:24 PM  
All plastic toboggans for me as a kid, but in HS it was a rite of passage to steal lunch trays and sled down the old landfill across the street from school. Or, if you were really ballsy, to steal a shopping cart from the KMart down the street and roll down.
 
2023-01-26 4:04:15 PM  

Swordblade: knbwhite: Yes, they "steered" best I recall.

If you really wanted "steering," and your parents had more money than sense, you wound up with one of these:

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Like metal sleds, they need specific conditions to work, but amazing in those conditions.


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We had something similar to this when I was a kid. The steering skids were on the back of the one we had so you needed to steer the opposite direction you wanted to turn. Seems like every year some dingus kid who couldn't figure that out would want a turn and ended up hitting a parked car or something to temporarily ruin the fun.
 
2023-01-26 4:11:12 PM  
 Best Xmas present ever, A Flexy Flyer, with wheels and hand brakes
looked something like this old one
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2023-01-26 4:16:32 PM  
I have honestly never understood how those things were supposed to work. I mean, on ice it makes sense with the runners and all, but on any kind of snow, even densely-packed, it seems like the runners would just dig in and stop.
 
2023-01-26 4:18:45 PM  

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: Best Xmas present ever, A Flexy Flyer, with wheels and hand brakes
looked something like this old one
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They were trying to kill you
 
2023-01-26 4:32:57 PM  
Mr Snow?

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2023-01-26 5:23:06 PM  
The Flexible Flyer toboggan begat the concept "smashed asshole"
 
2023-01-26 5:26:56 PM  

gameshowhost: The Flexible Flyer toboggan begat the concept "smashed asshole"


Uhm... I think I'll start with the potato skins, then I'll have the chopped steak. For my sides, I think I'll have... creamed spinach and... how's the smashed asshole?  Really?  Okay, I'll try that, then.
 
2023-01-26 5:42:38 PM  

whither_apophis: "See, children, there once was a thing called snow..."


Then a brutha  turned Informer!

Snow - Informer (Official Music Video)
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2023-01-26 5:49:31 PM  
A licky boom-boom down
 
2023-01-26 5:58:03 PM  

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Flexible flyers were the fastest AND they were steerable. 

I'm sorry your childhood was terrible.
 
2023-01-26 6:02:29 PM  
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