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    More: Interesting, Detroit River, Downriver, Wayne County, Michigan, Detroit Rescue Mission Ministries, Wyandotte, Michigan, past couple of years, The Deadline, Mission  
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Combustion [TotalFark]
2023-01-25 10:38:21 PM  
The best name I've ever heard for one of these was "Beans and Rice and Jesus Christ." It's in Spokane. My friend drove busses and said when he drove by it, he couldn't believe it was real. But yep. So we put it in a song.
 
Riche [TotalFark]
2023-01-26 12:29:58 AM  
Mission McMissionface
 
DannyBrandt [TotalFark]
2023-01-26 1:00:57 AM  
"The center will be a community hub, helping with food, clothing and hygiene items; resources for the Wyandotte schools including supplies for teachers and students; and also help for anyone seeking treatment, shelter or mental health support."

No snark from me, subby. Thanks for posting, hope it is a success.
 
pileofbutts
2023-01-26 1:16:35 AM  
The Leaning Mission of Wyandotte
 
trappedspirit
2023-01-26 1:16:55 AM  
Is that the first castle that sank into the swamp?  Or the one built upon it?
 
cyberspacedout
2023-01-26 1:17:33 AM  
Impossible.
 
Iamos [OhFark]
2023-01-26 1:17:38 AM  
1. Not on the Level Mission
2. Mission McLean

My favorite:
3. Lean on Me Mission
 
sinko swimo
2023-01-26 1:17:42 AM  
Let the Sunshine Inn
 
Russ1642
2023-01-26 1:19:39 AM  
This is what churches do to claim they're good for the community, all while lobbying for anti-lgbtq, anti-immigration, and anti-education policies.
 
BlackCloudofDespair
2023-01-26 1:20:29 AM  
get your ass out the kitchen
We're a mission
 
pileofbutts
2023-01-26 1:21:43 AM  

BlackCloudofDespair: get your ass out the kitchen
We're a mission


That's a fantastic name.
 
mrparks
2023-01-26 1:23:07 AM  
Souper Soaper.
 
deadsanta
2023-01-26 1:26:32 AM  
I cannot open that site even with incognito and a blocker it's all just garbage spam or white space.
 
mrparks
2023-01-26 1:29:14 AM  

deadsanta: I cannot open that site even with incognito and a blocker it's all just garbage spam or white space.


Get Noscript. It lets you block a lot of the current web garbage.

It's sort of annoyingly hands-on about stuff though. Your call.
 
DannyBrandt [TotalFark]
2023-01-26 1:32:41 AM  

deadsanta: I cannot open that site even with incognito and a blocker it's all just garbage spam or white space.


F*cking food kitchen's web page doesn't load right on my iPhone 14.

This is bullsh*t!
 
Excelsior
2023-01-26 1:36:08 AM  
Mission Impossible.
Mission Accomplished.
 
AbuHashish
2023-01-26 1:36:49 AM  
La Mission de la Santos el Trumpos.

it's Detroit. Go Lions?
 
mononymous
2023-01-26 1:41:15 AM  
Nocturnally Mission
 
Karma Chameleon
2023-01-26 1:41:56 AM  
No
 
invictus2 [TotalFark]
2023-01-26 1:43:34 AM  

AbuHashish: La Mission de la Santos el Trumpos.

it's Detroit. Go Lions?


/ nope down river burb

/ Also, hello subby
/ Muskrat, Mission?
 
Dryad
2023-01-26 1:46:41 AM  
La Mission Hijo de Mision Rostro
 
Madman drummers bummers [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-26 1:47:10 AM  
Missionary Position
 
151 [OhFark]
2023-01-26 1:49:21 AM  
Ew downriver
 
2wolves [TotalFark]
2023-01-26 1:51:11 AM  
The "We've Stopped Lashing the Wogs" Mission of Hope & Faith
 
NINEv2
2023-01-26 1:54:50 AM  
The molestorium.
 
Badafuco [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-26 2:04:53 AM  
Our Lady of How Do The Navtive Americans Feel About This.

F*ck Junípero Serra and the Camino Real
 
skybird659 [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-26 2:05:11 AM  
"The center also will serve as a mobile clinic,"?????????
Is that why it's slanted? Is it getting ready to leave on a ...mission?
What are it's pronouns? Is it a Trans-mission? Does it have a transmission? Is that why it's mobile?
Gone Fishin' Mission?
So many questions.
The Winchester House of Mysteries Mission?
Remission Mission? (For recidivists?)
 
NephilimNexus
2023-01-26 2:16:12 AM  
Whiteblot Bible Pushers, Inc.
 
trasnform
2023-01-26 2:31:13 AM  
Wyandontcha Let Us Help Ya!
 
Rage Against the Thorazine [TotalFark]
2023-01-26 2:42:22 AM  
Angle of Mercy Mission
 
SumoJeb [OhFark]
2023-01-26 2:48:35 AM  
Maslow's fulfillment centre
 
Trik
2023-01-26 2:59:54 AM  
We're On A Mission From God Mission McMissionFace
 
Bennie Crabtree
2023-01-26 3:00:03 AM  

SumoJeb: Maslow's fulfillment centre


Maybe don't pick a name that'll make Amazon think they're the competition.   :P
 
Bennie Crabtree
2023-01-26 3:01:25 AM  
Holy Donuts and Hot Cross Buns
 
Dryad
2023-01-26 3:03:49 AM  

Trik: Mission McMissionFace


La Mision Hijo de Mision Rostro
 
adj_m
2023-01-26 3:14:05 AM  
Three Jesuses
 
Be polite walk on the right
2023-01-26 3:30:34 AM  
The "Take-Your-Money-and-jerk-off-with-it"'s
 
GrendelMk1
2023-01-26 3:52:00 AM  
Pedos and Graft. inc.
 
backhand.slap.of.reason
2023-01-26 3:58:42 AM  
How about the Charles & David Koch Memorial Waste Bin.  No one has done more to accelerate homelessness in America than this two.
 
groppet
2023-01-26 4:13:00 AM  
St. Gods
 
Diocletian's Last Cabbage [TotalFark]
2023-01-26 4:28:24 AM  

Bennie Crabtree: SumoJeb: Maslow's fulfillment centre

Maybe don't pick a name that'll make Amazon think they're the competition.   :P


Competition Mission.
 
Captain Shaky
2023-01-26 4:39:41 AM  
Cheese and Rice
 
Foolkiller
2023-01-26 4:45:55 AM  
Burndownthe Mission
 
offacue [TotalFark]
2023-01-26 5:44:28 AM  
Poor's
 
Mr_Vimes
2023-01-26 5:50:59 AM  

deadsanta: I cannot open that site even with incognito and a blocker it's all just garbage spam or white space.


That's a bit long to put on a sign.
 
Hendawg
2023-01-26 6:36:11 AM  

invictus2: AbuHashish: La Mission de la Santos el Trumpos.

it's Detroit. Go Lions?

/ nope down river burb

/ Also, hello subby
/ Muskrat, Mission?


Hello, right back!  If Grizzly's or whatever that bar is called on Oak these days was still Dom Polski's I'd definitely go with Muskrat for the name.  Never did have that dinner there back in the day
 
Jesus McSordid [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-26 6:50:30 AM  
Wow. Welcome to Fark, I guess. So much snark for people who just want to help others in need. I'm an atheist with an aversion for religion, but this thread is making me uncomfortable.
I suggest you call your mission "God hates you because you voted Republican".
/Whoops, sorry
 
Dreadskull
2023-01-26 6:59:42 AM  
what was that about extraordinary claims?
 
amigafin [BareFark]
2023-01-26 7:27:40 AM  
"Mission the whole point of it all."

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The Smails Kid
2023-01-26 7:36:47 AM  
Weronna Mission

The Dewdrop Inn
 
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