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(Seattle Times)   "There's a new iceberg off the coast of Antarctica. The yet-to-be-named, 600-square-mile iceberg broke away from the nearly 500-foot-thick Brunt Ice Shelf on Sunday during a particularly high tide known as a spring tide"   (seattletimes.com) divider line
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2023-01-25 10:17:51 AM  
Let's call it Titanic II: Antarctic Waterloo
 
2023-01-25 10:21:52 AM  
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Nothing is too obscure on Fark.
 
2023-01-25 10:24:29 AM  

Vercengetorix: [Fark user image 240x210]

Nothing is too obscure on Fark.


One goddamned minute.  A solitary comment in the thread and I missed making this reference by one minute.

*shakes enormous ears*

Well played, sir.

/that's ACTING Grand Nagus
 
2023-01-25 10:28:40 AM  
I hope Ernest T Shackelton is aware of this new development.
 
2023-01-25 10:31:12 AM  
 
2023-01-25 10:33:35 AM  
That's approximately 0.5 Rhode Islands in area, before anybody asks.

/And four Foxy Lady's rumps in thickness
 
2023-01-25 10:33:53 AM  
Who is going to bear the brunt of this disaster?
 
2023-01-25 10:41:15 AM  

tommyl66: That's approximately 0.5 Rhode Islands in area, before anybody asks.

/And four Foxy Lady's rumps in thickness


Is that a lot? 600 miles across, really thick... Ok, but is that large on a global scale? I'm honestly curious.
 
2023-01-25 10:42:55 AM  

tommyl66: That's approximately 0.5 Rhode Islands in area, before anybody asks.

/And four Foxy Lady's rumps in thickness


mmmmmmm. I do love a scenic backyard.
 
2023-01-25 10:43:06 AM  
How long before a libertarian claims it as their own country?
 
2023-01-25 10:44:40 AM  
Icey McIceFace???
 
2023-01-25 10:45:43 AM  
They name icebergs now?
 
2023-01-25 10:49:06 AM  
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2023-01-25 10:49:30 AM  

Markus5: They name icebergs now?


They name storms, so why not big chunks of ice.
 
2023-01-25 10:52:40 AM  
The new iceberg's name ought to be "Weyoun."
 
2023-01-25 10:53:11 AM  

bibliophile42: How long before a libertarian claims it as their own country?


If only they'd all move there.
 
2023-01-25 10:53:33 AM  

baron von doodle: tommyl66: That's approximately 0.5 Rhode Islands in area, before anybody asks.

/And four Foxy Lady's rumps in thickness

Is that a lot? 600 miles across, really thick... Ok, but is that large on a global scale? I'm honestly curious.


600 square miles and 500 feet thick is 237 cubic kilometers of ice.  It would take 361 km3 to raise sea level by 1 millimeter, so this is about 2/3 of a mm of sea level rise.  By comparison, Antarctic sea level rise has averaged about 0.4 mm/year over the past few decades (faster more recently).  On that scale, this one iceberg calving event seems quite significant.  But it's also possible I screwed up the math.
 
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2023-01-25 10:55:20 AM  

Ambitwistor: baron von doodle: tommyl66: That's approximately 0.5 Rhode Islands in area, before anybody asks.

/And four Foxy Lady's rumps in thickness

Is that a lot? 600 miles across, really thick... Ok, but is that large on a global scale? I'm honestly curious.

600 square miles and 500 feet thick is 237 cubic kilometers of ice.  It would take 361 km3 to raise sea level by 1 millimeter, so this is about 2/3 of a mm of sea level rise.  By comparison, Antarctic sea level rise has averaged about 0.4 mm/year over the past few decades (faster more recently).  On that scale, this one iceberg calving event seems quite significant.  But it's also possible I screwed up the math.


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That ice cube ain't gonna fit in my glass, just sayin'.
 
2023-01-25 10:55:20 AM  
Tow it to Florida and build some condos on it.
 
2023-01-25 11:01:36 AM  

Ambitwistor: baron von doodle: tommyl66: That's approximately 0.5 Rhode Islands in area, before anybody asks.

/And four Foxy Lady's rumps in thickness

Is that a lot? 600 miles across, really thick... Ok, but is that large on a global scale? I'm honestly curious.

600 square miles and 500 feet thick is 237 cubic kilometers of ice.  It would take 361 km3 to raise sea level by 1 millimeter, so this is about 2/3 of a mm of sea level rise.  By comparison, Antarctic sea level rise has averaged about 0.4 mm/year over the past few decades (faster more recently).  On that scale, this one iceberg calving event seems quite significant.  But it's also possible I screwed up the math.


Since ice is less dense than water the volume of the ice berg is slightly higher than the liquid water that it contains.

That means the melting of this floating block of ice will slightly lower the sea level, but not enough to measure.
 
2023-01-25 11:08:33 AM  
FAFO Memorial Iceberg?
 
2023-01-25 11:14:50 AM  
Wish iat could be sailed to someplace that needed fresh water.
 
2023-01-25 11:14:59 AM  
Which desert nation is going to tow it away to melt for drinking water?
 
2023-01-25 11:18:02 AM  
I really hope that's not part of the ice where they dropped The Blob.
 
2023-01-25 11:19:34 AM  

zeaper12: Since ice is less dense than water the volume of the ice berg is slightly higher than the liquid water that it contains.

That means the melting of this floating block of ice will slightly lower the sea level, but not enough to measure.


No. The sea level will remain the same in the case of the melting of a floating iceberg.

https://smithplanet.com/stuff/iceandwater.htm
 
2023-01-25 11:20:37 AM  
I could really go for a snowcone right now

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Mm!
 
2023-01-25 11:21:48 AM  
We're gonna need more bourbon.

*hic*
 
2023-01-25 11:22:26 AM  

Markus5: They name icebergs now?


They've been naming icebergs for decades. They're usually given names like asteroids and stars where it's a collection of letters and numbers.
 
2023-01-25 11:24:18 AM  

Vercengetorix: [Fark user image 240x210]

Nothing is too obscure on Fark.


That's why I was thinking it should be called the Weyoun Iceberg... Since Combs played both characters....
 
2023-01-25 11:27:18 AM  
*insert Jeffrey Combs joke here*
 
2023-01-25 11:32:29 AM  
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13/10

It's a good iceberg Brunt
 
2023-01-25 11:38:55 AM  

midigod: zeaper12: Since ice is less dense than water the volume of the ice berg is slightly higher than the liquid water that it contains.

That means the melting of this floating block of ice will slightly lower the sea level, but not enough to measure.

No. The sea level will remain the same in the case of the melting of a floating iceberg.

https://smithplanet.com/stuff/iceandwater.htm


I stand corrected, your link makes good sense.
 
2023-01-25 11:39:03 AM  

Ambitwistor: baron von doodle: tommyl66: That's approximately 0.5 Rhode Islands in area, before anybody asks.

/And four Foxy Lady's rumps in thickness

Is that a lot? 600 miles across, really thick... Ok, but is that large on a global scale? I'm honestly curious.

600 square miles and 500 feet thick is 237 cubic kilometers of ice.  It would take 361 km3 to raise sea level by 1 millimeter, so this is about 2/3 of a mm of sea level rise.  By comparison, Antarctic sea level rise has averaged about 0.4 mm/year over the past few decades (faster more recently).  On that scale, this one iceberg calving event seems quite significant.  But it's also possible I screwed up the math.


I got the same thing at 0.692 mm rise. I assumed pure water though so it's probably closer to 0.667 mm
 
2023-01-25 11:42:09 AM  

zeaper12: Ambitwistor: baron von doodle: tommyl66: That's approximately 0.5 Rhode Islands in area, before anybody asks.

/And four Foxy Lady's rumps in thickness

Is that a lot? 600 miles across, really thick... Ok, but is that large on a global scale? I'm honestly curious.

600 square miles and 500 feet thick is 237 cubic kilometers of ice.  It would take 361 km3 to raise sea level by 1 millimeter, so this is about 2/3 of a mm of sea level rise.  By comparison, Antarctic sea level rise has averaged about 0.4 mm/year over the past few decades (faster more recently).  On that scale, this one iceberg calving event seems quite significant.  But it's also possible I screwed up the math.

Since ice is less dense than water the volume of the ice berg is slightly higher than the liquid water that it contains.

That means the melting of this floating block of ice will slightly lower the sea level, but not enough to measure.


Sea water isn't fresh. iat's saltier and thus denser. Melting sea ice, which is pretty fresh, raises sea levels by lowering the density of sea water.
 
2023-01-25 11:45:59 AM  
Name it Rhode Iceberg.
 
2023-01-25 11:46:39 AM  

midigod: zeaper12: Since ice is less dense than water the volume of the ice berg is slightly higher than the liquid water that it contains.

That means the melting of this floating block of ice will slightly lower the sea level, but not enough to measure.

No. The sea level will remain the same in the case of the melting of a floating iceberg.

https://smithplanet.com/stuff/iceandwater.htm


That only happens if the solid and liquid are exactly the same substance. Varying chemical and physical properties complicates things.
 
2023-01-25 11:53:32 AM  

Shakin_Haitian: zeaper12: Ambitwistor: baron von doodle: tommyl66: That's approximately 0.5 Rhode Islands in area, before anybody asks.

/And four Foxy Lady's rumps in thickness

Is that a lot? 600 miles across, really thick... Ok, but is that large on a global scale? I'm honestly curious.

600 square miles and 500 feet thick is 237 cubic kilometers of ice.  It would take 361 km3 to raise sea level by 1 millimeter, so this is about 2/3 of a mm of sea level rise.  By comparison, Antarctic sea level rise has averaged about 0.4 mm/year over the past few decades (faster more recently).  On that scale, this one iceberg calving event seems quite significant.  But it's also possible I screwed up the math.

Since ice is less dense than water the volume of the ice berg is slightly higher than the liquid water that it contains.

That means the melting of this floating block of ice will slightly lower the sea level, but not enough to measure.

Sea water isn't fresh. iat's saltier and thus denser. Melting sea ice, which is pretty fresh, raises sea levels by lowering the density of sea water.


Yeah, but that's insignificant, there really is a lot of salt water out there.
 
2023-01-25 11:54:44 AM  

midigod: zeaper12: Since ice is less dense than water the volume of the ice berg is slightly higher than the liquid water that it contains.

That means the melting of this floating block of ice will slightly lower the sea level, but not enough to measure.

No. The sea level will remain the same in the case of the melting of a floating iceberg.

https://smithplanet.com/stuff/iceandwater.htm


This particular event will not affect sea levels, and is not directly caused by climate change.

But that trend though...
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2023-01-25 12:02:12 PM  

tommyl66: That's approximately 0.5 Rhode Islands in area, before anybody asks.

/And four Foxy Lady's rumps in thickness


BitwiseShift: Name it Rhode Iceberg.


Both of ya beat me to it. Cheers!
 
2023-01-25 12:04:50 PM  
when is the fark party planned and do any of us have a yacht to get us all there?
 
2023-01-25 12:29:21 PM  

fragMasterFlash: Which desert nation is going to tow it away to melt for drinking water?


California
 
2023-01-25 12:36:09 PM  

Shakin_Haitian: Ambitwistor: baron von doodle: tommyl66: That's approximately 0.5 Rhode Islands in area, before anybody asks.

/And four Foxy Lady's rumps in thickness

Is that a lot? 600 miles across, really thick... Ok, but is that large on a global scale? I'm honestly curious.

600 square miles and 500 feet thick is 237 cubic kilometers of ice.  It would take 361 km3 to raise sea level by 1 millimeter, so this is about 2/3 of a mm of sea level rise.  By comparison, Antarctic sea level rise has averaged about 0.4 mm/year over the past few decades (faster more recently).  On that scale, this one iceberg calving event seems quite significant.  But it's also possible I screwed up the math.

I got the same thing at 0.692 mm rise. I assumed pure water though so it's probably closer to 0.667 mm


I guess I should add that it isn't going to raise sea level by that amount. Or rather, it did, when the ice shelf first formed. The point was that it represents a significant amount of ice.
 
2023-01-25 12:39:41 PM  

Shakin_Haitian: Ambitwistor: baron von doodle: tommyl66: That's approximately 0.5 Rhode Islands in area, before anybody asks.

/And four Foxy Lady's rumps in thickness

Is that a lot? 600 miles across, really thick... Ok, but is that large on a global scale? I'm honestly curious.

600 square miles and 500 feet thick is 237 cubic kilometers of ice.  It would take 361 km3 to raise sea level by 1 millimeter, so this is about 2/3 of a mm of sea level rise.  By comparison, Antarctic sea level rise has averaged about 0.4 mm/year over the past few decades (faster more recently).  On that scale, this one iceberg calving event seems quite significant.  But it's also possible I screwed up the math.


I got the same thing at 0.692 mm rise. I assumed pure water though so it's probably closer to 0.667 mm


Your math is ok, but you both messed up the problem. This isn't land ice running into the sea.  This is calving from a floating ice shelf.  Only about 9% by volume of this iceberg was not in the ocean the whole time. The whole thing contracts by about 9% much upon melting.

The net sea level rise is 0 for this event.
 
2023-01-25 12:43:19 PM  

zeaper12: Ambitwistor: baron von doodle: tommyl66: That's approximately 0.5 Rhode Islands in area, before anybody asks.

/And four Foxy Lady's rumps in thickness

Is that a lot? 600 miles across, really thick... Ok, but is that large on a global scale? I'm honestly curious.

600 square miles and 500 feet thick is 237 cubic kilometers of ice.  It would take 361 km3 to raise sea level by 1 millimeter, so this is about 2/3 of a mm of sea level rise.  By comparison, Antarctic sea level rise has averaged about 0.4 mm/year over the past few decades (faster more recently).  On that scale, this one iceberg calving event seems quite significant.  But it's also possible I screwed up the math.

Since ice is less dense than water the volume of the ice berg is slightly higher than the liquid water that it contains.

That means the melting of this floating block of ice will slightly lower the sea level, but not enough to measure.


There's also the fact that this calved off an already-floating ice sheet.  It's like taking an ice cube out of your drink, chopping it in half, and putting both halves back in: you won't change the water level in your drink.  If this was land-borne ice that wound up in the sea, it would raise sea levels some amount.  But already-floating ice breaking up into smaller chunks changes nothing.  It does increase the surface area of the ice exposed to melting, meaning it will melt faster than it would as a single iceberg, but as zeaper says, melting floating ice actually lowers sea level.
 
2023-01-25 1:10:29 PM  

thrasherrr: Shakin_Haitian: Ambitwistor: baron von doodle: tommyl66: That's approximately 0.5 Rhode Islands in area, before anybody asks.

/And four Foxy Lady's rumps in thickness

Is that a lot? 600 miles across, really thick... Ok, but is that large on a global scale? I'm honestly curious.

600 square miles and 500 feet thick is 237 cubic kilometers of ice.  It would take 361 km3 to raise sea level by 1 millimeter, so this is about 2/3 of a mm of sea level rise.  By comparison, Antarctic sea level rise has averaged about 0.4 mm/year over the past few decades (faster more recently).  On that scale, this one iceberg calving event seems quite significant.  But it's also possible I screwed up the math.


I got the same thing at 0.692 mm rise. I assumed pure water though so it's probably closer to 0.667 mm

Your math is ok, but you both messed up the problem. This isn't land ice running into the sea.  This is calving from a floating ice shelf.  Only about 9% by volume of this iceberg was not in the ocean the whole time. The whole thing contracts by about 9% much upon melting.

The net sea level rise is 0 for this event.


I clarified above. The point wasn't to say that this is a big new contributor to sea level rise, but to put the volume involved on a meaningful scale.  Cubic meters or even "area in Rhode Islands" don't mean much to people; units of "sea level equivalent" are more tractable.
 
2023-01-25 1:10:48 PM  
"These large iceberg calvings, sometimes as large as a small state, are spectacular."

A small state?

Any particular one? Perhaps an inaccurately named "island" state?
 
2023-01-25 1:32:51 PM  

thrasherrr: Shakin_Haitian: Ambitwistor: baron von doodle: tommyl66: That's approximately 0.5 Rhode Islands in area, before anybody asks.

/And four Foxy Lady's rumps in thickness

Is that a lot? 600 miles across, really thick... Ok, but is that large on a global scale? I'm honestly curious.

600 square miles and 500 feet thick is 237 cubic kilometers of ice.  It would take 361 km3 to raise sea level by 1 millimeter, so this is about 2/3 of a mm of sea level rise.  By comparison, Antarctic sea level rise has averaged about 0.4 mm/year over the past few decades (faster more recently).  On that scale, this one iceberg calving event seems quite significant.  But it's also possible I screwed up the math.


I got the same thing at 0.692 mm rise. I assumed pure water though so it's probably closer to 0.667 mm

Your math is ok, but you both messed up the problem. This isn't land ice running into the sea.  This is calving from a floating ice shelf.  Only about 9% by volume of this iceberg was not in the ocean the whole time. The whole thing contracts by about 9% much upon melting.

The net sea level rise is 0 for this event.


It is possible that this particular section of ice may have been undercut prior to calving, so it may not have been floating 100% in the water at that time.  I think the correct answer is somewhere between 0 and 2/3mm, but probably closer to the zero end.  If the calving was observed and any kind of wave was generated (as opposed to merely an opening between the shelf and the berg) then there will be some amount of sea level rise associated with the event.
 
2023-01-25 1:39:58 PM  
Guys, I'm trying to verify the sea level measurement changes that you've been throwing around in this thread and I got some seriously bad news. Over the last several hours the sea level has risen several FEET, meaning we must have got HUNDREDS of these farking icebergs breaking off and melting into the ocean.
 
2023-01-25 1:51:16 PM  
Heard the old saying, "a rising tide raises all boats?"  Well here's a new one, "a rising ocean raises all tides."
 
2023-01-25 1:55:04 PM  
That's great it starts with an earth...quake...birds and snakes an aeroplane...
 
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