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(NYPost)   The High-Heeled Hijacker has been arrested. The Slip-on Sandals Strangler and the Moccasin Murderer still at large   (nypost.com) divider line
    More: Misc, Crime, Bank robbery, Federal Bureau of Investigation, Theft, Safeway Inc., Carjacking, United States, Lisa Marie Coleman  
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2407 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Jan 2023 at 3:35 AM (12 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2023-01-25 1:29:52 AM  
Maga
 
2023-01-25 3:42:58 AM  
That's what happens when you agree to letting anyone that simply claims they are a bank robber have the full personage and situational advantage of an actual bank robber.
 
2023-01-25 4:08:41 AM  
One person she stole from described the woman as nicely dressed but smelling "heavily of body odor," according to Houston Police.

Why not the "BO Bandit" then?

/ew
 
2023-01-25 4:11:10 AM  
Flip-flop Flim-flammer still at large.
 
2023-01-25 4:15:56 AM  
(asks the inevitable question) What's her fark handle?
 
2023-01-25 5:23:57 AM  
Any news on the croc wearing cutpurse?
 
2023-01-25 5:27:22 AM  
We learned very quickly it's a smart tactic to give them names because the public latches on to them," said the FBI spokeswoman.

Waiting for the "Big Breasted Burgler"
 
2023-01-25 5:38:04 AM  
She was brought down by Operation Lardass Hardhead Hardhat.

Cheech & Chong - Code Name Hardhat!!
Youtube Y_G10herHMU
 
2023-01-25 6:11:48 AM  
I understand the Sandals Strangler is a Frenchman, Phillipe Phollope.
 
2023-01-25 6:27:34 AM  

starsrift: I understand the Sandals Strangler is a Frenchman, Phillipe Phollope.


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2023-01-25 6:50:45 AM  
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First thought when I read the article...

 
2023-01-25 7:23:27 AM  

bughunter: One person she stole from described the woman as nicely dressed but smelling "heavily of body odor," according to Houston Police.


The witness didn't say that, the police just made that up to just being mean.

ACAB - All Cops Are Biatchy
 
2023-01-25 7:30:17 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: We learned very quickly it's a smart tactic to give them names because the public latches on to them," said the FBI spokeswoman.

Waiting for the "Big Breasted Burgler"


Waiting for that to happen in the PoliTab, Lots of Kenan Memes instead.
 
2023-01-25 7:37:17 AM  
One person she stole from described the woman as nicely dressed but smelling "heavily of body odor," according to Houston Police.


I can smell this photograph

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2023-01-25 7:38:21 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: We learned very quickly it's a smart tactic to give them names because the public latches on to them," said the FBI spokeswoman.

Waiting for the "Big Breasted Burgler"


This was a vital plot point in "Inside Man"
 
2023-01-25 7:54:34 AM  
Still no news on the Espadrille Embezzler.
 
2023-01-25 8:03:00 AM  

SoFlaNative52: [i.imgflip.com image 600x600]First thought when I read the article...


Another witness provided a description..
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2023-01-25 11:37:13 AM  
Minnetonka moccasins are amazing footwear
 
2023-01-25 1:55:12 PM  
The low spark of high heel hijackers?
 
2023-01-25 4:27:22 PM  
or The Tabi Titty Twister.
 
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