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924 clicks; posted to STEM » on 24 Jan 2023 at 11:12 PM (11 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2023-01-24 11:22:06 PM  
Everyone?
 
2023-01-25 12:04:03 AM  
Me. I did. Um... I heard it from a friend of a friend.
 
2023-01-25 12:05:22 AM  
Well you know how it is. One night you're puttering around in the barn, looking for ways to entertain yourself, when suddenly a spool of nylon rope hanging on the wall happens to catch your eye...
 
2023-01-25 12:12:53 AM  
If you want to get properly plowed,...
 
2023-01-25 12:35:30 AM  
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/ she stomped to cause a blue waffle
 
2023-01-25 12:40:36 AM  
"That's the irrigation gimp. Don't mind him - if you want to make him happy, just spit on him whenever you walk by. He appreciates the moisture."
 
2023-01-25 12:41:26 AM  

LurkerSupreme: Well you know how it is. One night you're puttering around in the barn, looking for ways to entertain yourself, when suddenly a spool of nylon rope hanging on the wall happens to catch your eye...


Thrill Bill.
 
2023-01-25 5:10:36 AM  
back in my day we bdsm'd on the farm and had to walk up hill in the snow both ways
 
2023-01-25 5:16:12 AM  
Let's see now... leather riding or rubber boots, riding crops & whips, saddles, tack & harness, bits & bridles, stirrups & blinkers, ability to tie all kinds of knots... dirty, sweaty men & women... nope, nothing kinky there.

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2023-01-25 6:45:38 AM  

Aardvark Inc.: Let's see now... leather riding or rubber boots, riding crops & whips, saddles, tack & harness, bits & bridles, stirrups & blinkers, ability to tie all kinds of knots... dirty, sweaty men & women... nope, nothing kinky there.

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When your safeword is 'neigh'.

/OK, so off-topic and about the article - so they are genetically modifying crops. Got it.
 
2023-01-25 7:32:20 AM  

Aardvark Inc.: Let's see now... leather riding or rubber boots, riding crops & whips, saddles, tack & harness, bits & bridles, stirrups & blinkers, ability to tie all kinds of knots... dirty, sweaty men & women... nope, nothing kinky there.

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Well, of course not - when you clean, organize, and store everything like that, it's hard to get a kink in anything, really.
 
2023-01-25 9:53:02 AM  
You should see the PTO section.
My eyes!
 
2023-01-25 12:29:44 PM  
At least they didn't list the dairy milkers or bull 'extractors'.  You know some people have tried those personally (and gone to the hospital afterwards)
 
2023-01-25 3:18:14 PM  

Cthushi: At least they didn't list the dairy milkers or bull 'extractors'.  You know some people have tried those personally (and gone to the hospital afterwards)


Thought it'd be a real sweet teat, naked in the parlor like that, before it turned into udder horror. The hospital stay should give them time to ruminate over their poor decision-making skills.
 
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