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(Some Guy)   Police bust drug dealer, seize "record amount" of pot; 25-year veteran of the force can't recall ever confiscating so much at once. So, how much was it?   (cachevalleydaily.com) divider line
    More: Murica, Police, bedroom of a 16-year-old Logan boy, Constable, Prohibition, Law enforcement, Psychoactive drug, Recreational drug use, Logan, Utah  
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5259 clicks; posted to Main » on 24 Jan 2023 at 5:19 PM (11 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2023-01-24 4:47:47 PM  
Four to five hundred billion dollars worth, so about 25 pounds.
 
2023-01-24 5:20:03 PM  
I feel so much safer.
 
2023-01-24 5:20:11 PM  
Head In The Clouds
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2023-01-24 5:20:46 PM  
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2023-01-24 5:21:15 PM  
Why are they padding out his seizure picture with booze?  Cops are farking ridiculous.
 
2023-01-24 5:22:21 PM  
Looks like a Tuesday night.
 
2023-01-24 5:23:02 PM  

drewogatory: Why are they padding out his seizure picture with booze?  Cops are farking ridiculous.


You really can't figure that out on your own?  or do you just look at the pretty pictures and leave them words an' stuff to them losers in schools?
 
2023-01-24 5:23:27 PM  
 Cop math really needs its own tag at this point.
 
2023-01-24 5:24:04 PM  
A great weekend in Vegas that is not.
 
2023-01-24 5:24:16 PM  

drewogatory: Why are they padding out his seizure picture with booze?  Cops are farking ridiculous.


The empty Fireball bottle is what really makes the photo.
Either that, or the terrible stickerbomb at the front and center.
 
2023-01-24 5:25:39 PM  
LOOK AT ALL THE MIDS! WHAT A HAUL FELLLAS!

Good lord that's some garbage in those bags.
 
2023-01-24 5:27:13 PM  

MDI_BugMan: drewogatory: Why are they padding out his seizure picture with booze?  Cops are farking ridiculous.

The empty Fireball bottle is what really makes the photo.
Either that, or the terrible stickerbomb at the front and center.


Good thing it's the internet era or they undoubtedly would have included his porn stash as well.
 
2023-01-24 5:28:44 PM  
Considering the unsettling proportion of sex crimes in Cache Valley, I'm sure any size of drug seizure is welcome and front page news.
 
2023-01-24 5:28:59 PM  

Fart And Smunny: Cop math really needs its own tag at this point.


$750 for a QP isn't crazy
 
2023-01-24 5:29:07 PM  
That looks like 25 ounces not 25 lbs
 
2023-01-24 5:29:59 PM  

steklo: [Fark user image image 828x769]


That would make a good Photoshop contest.
 
2023-01-24 5:30:21 PM  
That's a "record drug bust"?
Tell me your town is super boring without saying it's super boring.
 
2023-01-24 5:31:46 PM  

steklo: [Fark user image image 828x769]


Okay someone with better photoshop skills than me needs to photoshop that one woman cop that ran a train on five of her coworkers onto that table.
 
2023-01-24 5:34:58 PM  

talkyournonsense: That looks like 25 ounces not 25 lbs


They actually seized 25 pounds. Turned in 25 ounces. Blame it on a clerical error.
 
2023-01-24 5:36:02 PM  

drewogatory: Why are they padding out his seizure picture with booze?  Cops are farking ridiculous.


To show you just how bad of a kid this is. A monster was taken off of the streets today.
 
2023-01-24 5:39:25 PM  

MDI_BugMan: drewogatory: Why are they padding out his seizure picture with booze?  Cops are farking ridiculous.

The empty Fireball bottle is what really makes the photo.
Either that, or the terrible stickerbomb at the front and center.


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2023-01-24 5:39:30 PM  
Local law enforcement seized a record amount of marijuana Monday from the bedroom of a 16-year-old Logan boy.

Don't tell me today's kids aren't motivated go-getters.  That's some entrepreneurial spirit!
 
2023-01-24 5:42:29 PM  
$3k a pound? Those are like 1990 prices when Bush 1.0 turned the war on drugs into the war on pot so his three-letter agency buddies could make more money supplying coke to the crack dealers.
 
2023-01-24 5:43:28 PM  

Atomic Redneck: steklo: [Fark user image image 828x769]

That would make a good Photoshop contest.


It was a running gag in 2018.

This was the original:
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2023-01-24 5:43:36 PM  

kindms: Fart And Smunny: Cop math really needs its own tag at this point.

$750 for a QP isn't crazy


Most of the dispensaries around PHX area sell OZ bags of mid nugs for under $100. Some of the upper end does get to that price point, though.
 
2023-01-24 5:43:51 PM  

farknozzle: That's a "record drug bust"?
Tell me your town is super boring without saying it's super boring.


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What super boring looks like.
 
2023-01-24 5:44:16 PM  
Where the hell is Logan? I don't see any mention of the state.
 
2023-01-24 5:45:59 PM  

drewogatory: Why are they padding out his seizure picture with booze?  Cops are farking ridiculous.


Because the kid was 16 which makes his possession of booze illegal too?
 
2023-01-24 5:46:48 PM  

patcarew: Where the hell is Logan? I don't see any mention of the state.


Utah.  Doesn't get any more uptight than that.
 
2023-01-24 5:48:38 PM  

MusicMakeMyHeadPound: Atomic Redneck: steklo: [Fark user image image 828x769]

That would make a good Photoshop contest.

It was a running gag in 2018.

This was the original:
[s.hdnux.com image 850x566]


I thought it looked familiar, but I couldn't place it.
 
2023-01-24 5:48:57 PM  

talkyournonsense: That looks like 25 ounces not 25 lbs



at first glance, i was thinking it looked like about 3 times the amount i usually have on hand. then i read tfa. no way that's 25 lbs. maybe 3 or 4.
 
2023-01-24 5:51:24 PM  
That's not news. It's an embarrassment.
 
2023-01-24 5:51:29 PM  

Calehedron: kindms: Fart And Smunny: Cop math really needs its own tag at this point.

$750 for a QP isn't crazy

Most of the dispensaries around PHX area sell OZ bags of mid nugs for under $100. Some of the upper end does get to that price point, though.


last time i was in a dispensary here on the east coast ounces were still atleast 200+ with all the taxes etc, I havent been in one in a while so that may have changed.
 
2023-01-24 5:53:34 PM  
I tried to read TFA. I didn't make it past the author's name.
 
2023-01-24 5:54:04 PM  

kindms: Fart And Smunny: Cop math really needs its own tag at this point.

$750 for a QP isn't crazy


Not if it's high quality stuff, no.  But this looks very much like mids, at best.  They're still exaggerating but not as much as usual.
 
2023-01-24 5:54:31 PM  

MusicMakeMyHeadPound: Atomic Redneck: steklo: [Fark user image image 828x769]

That would make a good Photoshop contest.

It was a running gag in 2018.

This was the original:
[s.hdnux.com image 850x566]


The only thing I'm impressed with in that picture is the guns. Normally they'd be returned to their owners.
 
2023-01-24 5:56:07 PM  

drewogatory: Why are they padding out his seizure picture with booze?  Cops are farking ridiculous.


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2023-01-24 5:56:32 PM  
I guess 25 pounds could be a record for Logan, UT.
 
2023-01-24 5:59:10 PM  

drewogatory: Why are they padding out his seizure picture with booze?  Cops are farking ridiculous.


Dope on the Table Gentlemen!!!
 
2023-01-24 6:11:39 PM  

drewogatory: MDI_BugMan: drewogatory: Why are they padding out his seizure picture with booze?  Cops are farking ridiculous.

The empty Fireball bottle is what really makes the photo.
Either that, or the terrible stickerbomb at the front and center.

Good thing it's the internet era or they undoubtedly would have included his porn stash as well.


Yeah, can't have porn on the internet...
 
2023-01-24 6:11:39 PM  

drewogatory: Why are they padding out his seizure picture with booze?  Cops are farking ridiculous.


Is that an Anime sword and a packet of soy sauce in the front?
 
2023-01-24 6:13:24 PM  
Jesus christ. You could fit the entire stash in the average carry on. Now that's a lot of schwag for a 16 year old to be sure. It's also realllllly low for a record amount of anything that's not like farking uranium or something.
 
2023-01-24 6:14:11 PM  

Kalyco Jack: steklo: [Fark user image image 828x769]

Okay someone with better photoshop skills than me needs to photoshop that one woman cop that ran a train on five of her coworkers onto that table.


That's not how a train works
 
2023-01-24 6:14:15 PM  
There's not a lot in Logan.  That was probably enough to get the whole town high for a week.  Haha Mormons with bloodshot eyes
 
2023-01-24 6:15:32 PM  

MDI_BugMan: drewogatory: Why are they padding out his seizure picture with booze?  Cops are farking ridiculous.

The empty Fireball bottle is what really makes the photo.


Demonstrates their low moral character.
 
2023-01-24 6:16:43 PM  
It's a tiny town in Utah on the Idaho border. I don't think they've ever seen drugs before.
 
2023-01-24 6:17:40 PM  

talkyournonsense: That looks like 25 ounces not 25 lbs


You're not as confused as he is

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2023-01-24 6:18:34 PM  
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2023-01-24 6:20:21 PM  

drewogatory: Why are they padding out his seizure picture with booze?  Cops are farking ridiculous.


Thank you! I saw that and was like, uhm, why is there a bottle of Fireball there? When did liquor become illegal? WTAF?
 
2023-01-24 6:21:25 PM  

Atomic Redneck: steklo: [Fark user image image 828x769]

That would make a good Photoshop contest.


IIRC it has been.
 
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