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(Some Guy)   See if you can interpret these orders from McDonald's ads: "A Mig Back Congo peas", "Ferret oh Frish extra tata", "Farge lies with tomato horse", and "A Bubble Caught a Panda and a Cloak". (More on link)   (bandt.com.au) divider line
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2023-01-24 4:21:31 PM  
No Royal With Cheese?
 
2023-01-24 4:25:15 PM  
Uhm, yes, Stewardess, I speak Bahston (or Maine).
 
2023-01-24 4:26:11 PM  
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2023-01-24 4:26:19 PM  

steklo: No Royal With Cheese?


She's dead now, but I hear she just used Monistat when it flared up.
 
2023-01-24 4:27:02 PM  
The only salad Trump eats is his own special blend of Word Salad. McDo long ago figured out that their ads don't have to use real words. It's the automatic trigger of fat, sugar, salt and cotton battan that awakens cravings in the lard heads.
 
2023-01-24 4:27:18 PM  
My guesses:
A Big Mac Combo, please
Filet O' Fish, extra tarter
Large Fries with tomato sauce?
A Double Quarter Pounder and a Coke
 
2023-01-24 4:28:33 PM  

steklo: [Fark user image 850x552]


It looks exactly the same on your waist as it does on the table.

Plate? We don't need no stinking plates. It's a choking hazard when the heavy user is in hover mode.
 
2023-01-24 4:28:56 PM  
A Mig? Oh great, now the Russian air force is backing central African vegetarians.
 
2023-01-24 4:29:22 PM  
Big Macs literally disgust me. I don't even have to try to eat one. Something I have honestly never managed, by the way.
 
2023-01-24 4:30:09 PM  

steklo: [Fark user image 850x552]


If you feel ill when you look at that photo, imagine what a photo of Donald Trump makes me feel.
 
2023-01-24 4:31:26 PM  

brantgoose: Big Macs literally disgust me


I remember being a kid on the school bus. If you couldn't recite the jingle? You were bullied.

Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, onions, cheese, pickles on a sesame seed bun"

its been drilled into my head.
 
2023-01-24 4:34:06 PM  
So cops will be waiting at McD's to bust drunks going through the drive through now. Thanks for the tip. I'll have a szumbo szack w' sheez instead.
 
2023-01-24 4:35:07 PM  
Carby cue sauce? I'll allow it.
 
2023-01-24 4:37:28 PM  
Yeah it's garbage but did you know it also tastes bad, too?

All seriousness aside, a 4-piece nugget with a packet of hot mustard sauce has been my traditional meal on the way to the studio for like 5 years now. It's cheap, it's sort-of-good, and most importantly, it's on the way to the places I have to go.
 
2023-01-24 4:39:19 PM  

steklo: brantgoose: Big Macs literally disgust me

I remember being a kid on the school bus. If you couldn't recite the jingle? You were bullied.

Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, onions, cheese, pickles on a sesame seed bun"

its been drilled into my head.


And yet wrongly!

Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions and a sesame seed bun!  Bonus:  Gordon Jump!

McDonald's Big Mac Jingle Commercial (1974)
Youtube yEBCV0ic6Tc
 
2023-01-24 4:40:31 PM  

nolanvoid1: So cops will be waiting at McD's to bust drunks going through the drive through now.


Way back when pot was illegal in NY. If you went to the Centereach McDonald's on Middle Country Road and asked for the "green special" that's what you got.

It only lasted a few weeks before the local cops found out.

The manager knew what was going on, but blinked a blind eye because she was a customer of the drive through dealer.

and so it goes...
 
2023-01-24 4:40:42 PM  

steklo: brantgoose: Big Macs literally disgust me

I remember being a kid on the school bus. If you couldn't recite the jingle? You were bullied.

Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, onions, cheese, pickles on a sesame seed bun"

its been drilled into my head.


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You gave Special Ross a sad
 
2023-01-24 4:41:42 PM  
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2023-01-24 4:41:47 PM  

PerpetualPeristalsis: And yet wrongly!


Yeah I realized I screwed up after I posted.

I'll hand in my McDonald's Golden Arches Membership card at the end of the week.

Thanks.
 
2023-01-24 4:42:49 PM  
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Remember when you were so drunk at McDonalds that you tried to fark a cheeseburger?
 
2023-01-24 4:43:37 PM  

PerpetualPeristalsis: steklo: brantgoose: Big Macs literally disgust me

I remember being a kid on the school bus. If you couldn't recite the jingle? You were bullied.

Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, onions, cheese, pickles on a sesame seed bun"

its been drilled into my head.

And yet wrongly!

Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions and a sesame seed bun!  Bonus:  Gordon Jump!

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/yEBCV0ic6Tc?start=16]


That was the 1974 version of Cars 4 Kids, wasn't it?
 
2023-01-24 4:43:43 PM  

thealgorerhythm: Remember when you were so drunk at McDonalds


Drunken visits were always with Royalty at Burger King.

Their bathrooms were a bit cleaner.
 
2023-01-24 4:45:26 PM  

Kalyco Jack: That was the 1974 version of Cars 4 Kids, wasn't it?


1974?  That put me in 4th grade. Every damn kid sang this jingle on both trips on the school bus.


Kars 4 Kids?  When that commercial comes on, I turn up the volume on my tv really loud and laugh.
 
2023-01-24 4:46:47 PM  
Oh stewardess. I speak drunk aussie..
 
2023-01-24 4:47:01 PM  

steklo: PerpetualPeristalsis: And yet wrongly!

Yeah I realized I screwed up after I posted.

I'll hand in my McDonald's Golden Arches Membership card at the end of the week.

Thanks.


OK but don't stop hitting yourself.
 
2023-01-24 4:47:38 PM  

steklo: PerpetualPeristalsis: And yet wrongly!

Yeah I realized I screwed up after I posted.

I'll hand in my McDonald's Golden Arches Membership card at the end of the week.

Thanks.


I regard it as a failure to resist marketing that causes me to remember that after almost 50 years.

Just like the Levi's jeans rap from '74 or whenever it was.  I'll never for get it.
 
2023-01-24 4:51:36 PM  
From when she was very young, my sister has always ordered "fellatio fish". She still does.

Bad me has never corrected her.
 
2023-01-24 4:52:10 PM  

PerpetualPeristalsis: I regard it as a failure to resist marketing that causes me to remember that after almost 50 years.


I grew up with a tv as my babysitter. I've been bombarded with so many tv commercials since I was old enough to turn on the tv by myself.

Now a-days when I watch TV, I keep the remote in my hand and mute all the commercials I hate.
 
2023-01-24 4:54:19 PM  

blinkybluegnome: From when she was very young, my sister has always ordered "fellatio fish". She still does.

Bad me has never corrected her.


My sister worked the drive up at Burger King. I think she's heard it all.
 
2023-01-24 4:57:37 PM  
Do that in the USA and you'd have some whiny snowflake ticked off, going to (insert social media) and
getting a mob of people to try and cancel McD's.
 
2023-01-24 4:58:25 PM  

blinkybluegnome: fellatio fish


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/so sorry
//not really
 
2023-01-24 5:00:14 PM  

blinkybluegnome: From when she was very young, my sister has always ordered "fellatio fish". She still does.

Bad me has never corrected her.


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Is she single?
 
2023-01-24 5:03:26 PM  
When I was a kid, I'd sometimes get people ordering BK food at McD's.  Like how TF can you be so oblivious?  It's not like we were next door or across the street.  I'd translate it to McD's and read back the order.  Sometimes they'd just accept my substitutions rather than get back in the car and drive two blocks.
 
2023-01-24 5:04:39 PM  
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2023-01-24 5:07:15 PM  

jtown: When I was a kid, I'd sometimes get people ordering BK food at McD's


My sister worked the drive up at Burger King. When people mis ordered, she would let them know McDonalds was across the street.  Most of the time, they apologized and just ordered BK food.
 
2023-01-24 5:08:56 PM  
My grandpa seemed to always order a Big Mac at BK and a Whopper at McDs. Funny thing was is we were never quite sure if he was messing with them or it was just him being old and not really knowing which had which.
 
2023-01-24 5:10:29 PM  
Chuckling, remembering working CellularONE support, the gentleman on the other end of the line clearly trying his hardest to express his trouble with his new 'digimal cellulite' phone
 
2023-01-24 5:12:58 PM  

darinwil: My grandpa seemed to always order a Big Mac at BK and a Whopper at McDs


My friends did this all the time, trying to be funny. I never thought it was funny and usually placing an order took a while when all I wanted to do was eat.

"Come on guys, every time we come in here, it's not even funny. I'm hungry!"

Its like going to Olive Garden and expecting the hostess to speak Italian.

"tavolo per quattro per favore"

"huh?"

"Table for 4 please"

"oh"
 
2023-01-24 5:13:01 PM  

brantgoose: Big Macs literally disgust me. I don't even have to try to eat one. Something I have honestly never managed, by the way.


It was the 'special sauce' that did it to me.

*HORK*
 
2023-01-24 5:15:23 PM  

ZMugg: special sauce'


not so special. Ketchup and Mayo I think.

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2023-01-24 5:15:44 PM  
If these are ads for NZ then the second one should have been more like "Furree oh Fush".  "Fush" is like peak NZed.
 
2023-01-24 5:20:13 PM  

brantgoose: Big Macs literally disgust me. I don't even have to try to eat one. Something I have honestly never managed, by the way.


I hate any kind of "special" sauce. I've only ever had a regular hamburger, fries and an apple pie.
 
2023-01-24 5:21:38 PM  
I thought this was going to be a story of customers repeating what the cashiers said. One time at Starbucks my cup said King Titus, my name is Curtis.
 
2023-01-24 5:22:15 PM  

blondambition: I've only ever had a regular hamburger, fries and an apple pie.


Interesting fact.

I think NY is the only state that doesn't put mustard on fast food hamburgers.

I could be wrong about this.
 
2023-01-24 5:23:56 PM  
Fueh may, issa Mich Kickin, the bess faus food sammich. I even go in tha an axe em fuh extra mich kickin packs and the bishes in thah give'em to mai.

Once I went inta the maccas an they gave me tree, an I said "aye, wassa deal wit this?" An the maccas lady said "from naugh on you gonna be tree furh free," an I said "the fark you talk to me feuh that bish?" and even since den when I show up to dat maccas I curse those bishes out.

It's sush a farkin' place tha maccas. I go thah whenever I been drinking one to many beahs, an they don't even call the cops on mai arse. Iss grouse whennum inna way and juss needa grouse meal to shave in mah face.

farking maccas yea
 
2023-01-24 5:24:01 PM  

scruffythecat: One time at Starbucks my cup said King Titus, my name is Curtis.


Never give them a name more than two syllables long. Say things like Dan, Tom, Pete, or for your sake, just Kurt.

anything too complex might make them confused.
 
2023-01-24 5:28:31 PM  
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2023-01-24 5:32:59 PM  
I worked at a McDonalds in North Mississippi when the fajita meal was introduced. Not one customer could pronounce it right. It's like their brains vaporlocked when they encountered the word. My favorite pronunciation was "fajitilla"
 
2023-01-24 5:36:30 PM  

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Dis is fargin war!
 
2023-01-24 5:37:47 PM  

steklo: jtown: When I was a kid, I'd sometimes get people ordering BK food at McD's

My sister worked the drive up at Burger King. When people mis ordered, she would let them know McDonalds was across the street.  Most of the time, they apologized and just ordered BK food.


What I wanna know is how. Many times they farked with peoples' food.
 
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