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(CNN)   I get the sense that Pence will be on defense for an immense offense at our expense. Hence, the suspense is intense   (cnn.com) divider line
    More: Repeat, Vice President of the United States, President of the United States, Democratic Party, White House, United States Congress, Joe Biden, Former Vice President Mike Pence, Franklin D. Roosevelt  
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2023-01-24 2:10:48 PM  
Bravo, subby.

+1
 
2023-01-24 2:15:43 PM  
I'm starting to think that I have classified documents around the house.
 
2023-01-24 2:16:06 PM  
Even though this news already went green, I vote for a solid use of the Repeat tag.

/Well done, subs
 
2023-01-24 2:16:47 PM  
Just think how many toilets are clogged right now on Capitol Hill...
 
2023-01-24 2:33:25 PM  

Diogenes: I'm starting to think that I have classified documents around the house.


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2023-01-24 2:47:39 PM  

HedlessChickn: Bravo, subby.

+1


Ditto.
 
2023-01-24 3:07:30 PM  
Cute headline. But a Fox News link? Solid downvote.
 
2023-01-24 3:23:09 PM  
And a pickpocket!

Nice headline.
 
2023-01-24 3:23:42 PM  
ANGH.
 
2023-01-24 3:24:39 PM  
I love you, Subby!
 
2023-01-24 3:25:00 PM  
$20 says its the Intel report proving that, in fact, Dora Market was not as safe as a Flea Market in Indiana.

Rep. Pence Compares Baghdad Market to Indiana : NPR

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Mike has that look of: "OOPS I sh*t my diaper!"
 
2023-01-24 3:25:37 PM  
We need to check Drew's garage.
 
2023-01-24 3:26:07 PM  
IOKIYAR...ense.
 
2023-01-24 3:26:49 PM  
Subby would like to be a fly on the wall.
 
2023-01-24 3:27:19 PM  
After Hillary's emails, I thought the secret documents were all electronic.  It is 2023, why are the secret documents printed out?!?!

Why are they not on secure kindles or something like that where no one can take them home and put them in their garage!!!
 
2023-01-24 3:27:21 PM  
Someone needs to make a infographic of all the classifications of classified documents.
 
2023-01-24 3:27:35 PM  
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2023-01-24 3:27:46 PM  
; Still none the richer.
 
2023-01-24 3:27:55 PM  
Heh, Pence is claiming he had no idea if there were classified documents in his four boxes in the garage.

Just four boxes to go through? And the lawyer had to do it?

Yeah, Pence knew perfectly well there were classified documents. As soon as the Trump story broke, you know Pence went through those four boxes in a panic.
 
2023-01-24 3:29:02 PM  
Why not just search every politician's home?
 
2023-01-24 3:29:13 PM  
Hell, at this rate I'm starting to think I might even have some documents.

/Not really.
//Don't come knocking.
///Fark TFG, the only one thus far to be an obstructionist
 
2023-01-24 3:29:32 PM  

toddalmighty: Cute headline. But a Fox News link? Solid downvote.


They always green FOX News links when it's either apolitical news or something that makes Republicans look bad.
I would also rather they didn't link them at all, but unfortunately Drew only sees the referral revenue, just like Twitter links. Instead of the quality of those links.
 
2023-01-24 3:30:27 PM  
I think Trump defends Pence at the end of this article and I love it:

Trump posted a statement on his Truth Social account soon after the Pence document discovery was announced.
"Mike Pence is an innocent man. He never did anything knowingly dishonest in his life. Leave him alone!!!" the former president said.


lol leave britney alone
 
2023-01-24 3:30:41 PM  
I saw the headlines and simply could not stop laughing. This is the funniest shiat I've seen in months.
 
2023-01-24 3:31:32 PM  
Old and busted: oontz oontz oontz.
New hotness: ence ence ence.
 
2023-01-24 3:31:51 PM  

BitwiseShift: Subby would like to be a fly on the wall.


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2023-01-24 3:32:07 PM  
Multiply Pence by hundred and he'd be worth £1.
 
2023-01-24 3:32:43 PM  

Ragin' Asian: Why not just search every politician's home?


Have you even been in one of Fark's patented RIDE Stop threads? If they did that, TotalFark would start flying TFG flags and sailing flotillas of boats with MAGA banners. :P
 
2023-01-24 3:33:07 PM  
I'm on the fence
 
2023-01-24 3:33:43 PM  

Numberlady2: I'm on the fence


As are all the gents.
 
2023-01-24 3:34:19 PM  

mcreadyblue: After Hillary's emails, I thought the secret documents were all electronic.  It is 2023, why are the secret documents printed out?!?!

Why are they not on secure kindles or something like that where no one can take them home and put them in their garage!!!


Because most classified documents aren't tracked or anything, it is basically "don't share this out of school" with some teeth behind it.

There is a whole crap load of just daily stuff that happens that is "classified" and tracking it becomes impossible quickly.

Some of the upper levels of classification are much much more controlled.

So what we are seeing from Biden and pence, ugh and probably a good deal of what trump has falls in this category.

But those files that the national archives knew was missing, that's the stuff we think of as outsiders when we hear classified. Stuff that is so secret that a TS rating does not grant you access, that you have to be individually be given permission to see.
 
2023-01-24 3:34:38 PM  

NewportBarGuy: $20 says its the Intel report proving that, in fact, Dora Market was not as safe as a Flea Market in Indiana.

Rep. Pence Compares Baghdad Market to Indiana : NPR

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Mike has that look of: "OOPS I sh*t my diaper!"


You have obviously never been to Indiana.
 
2023-01-24 3:34:59 PM  
Nice work, submitter
 
2023-01-24 3:35:15 PM  
A lot of these classified documents are just the person's own schedules or daily briefings that their aides then handle or stick on a shelf. These stories are a deliberate attempt to dilute the seriousness of Trump.
 
2023-01-24 3:35:18 PM  
Found Dr. Seuss' Fark handle.
 
2023-01-24 3:35:37 PM  
So wait.

It seems like the previous assumption was that there was going to be a Biden for Trump exchange, in that they canceled each other out and no one would be charged (even though they thus far have not been remotely comparable incidences).

Does this mean that Biden and Pence can cancel each other out and Trump is back on the table?  Or do we just throw up our hands and Oprah this shiat?  We call get classified docs!
 
2023-01-24 3:35:45 PM  
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Contemplates adding the headline to his elocution lessons.

it may be difficult to sing...
 
2023-01-24 3:37:00 PM  

Galileo's Daughter: A lot of these classified documents are just the person's own schedules or daily briefings that their aides then handle or stick on a shelf. These stories are a deliberate attempt to dilute the seriousness of Trump.


That's a bingo.
 
2023-01-24 3:38:03 PM  
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Pence wince.
 
2023-01-24 3:39:31 PM  

hammettman: [Fark user image 407x478]

Pence wince.


Looks more like mouth rinse.
 
2023-01-24 3:39:51 PM  

olorin604: it is basically "don't share this out of school"


Biden, in the interests of transparency, should greenlight evey FOIA request for the documents that are merely embarrassing for reasons of environmental damage, consumer rights, basically everything the government is protecting so that corporate donros are not outed in the media for some kind of infraction like oil spills and traffic accidents. Like, make it rain FOIA on the Trump admin.

After all, Trump probably took all of his files to have kompromat on corporations and rich CEOs around the world.

Pence probably kept kompromat on the Trumps and feminist organizations.

Biden probably had maps of every ice cream store and dairy between government offices and bomb shelters.
 
2023-01-24 3:40:51 PM  

SomeAmerican: Multiply Pence by hundred and he'd be worth £1.


He's old enough to to be pre-decimal. Change that to 240 times.
 
2023-01-24 3:40:51 PM  

mcreadyblue: After Hillary's emails, I thought the secret documents were all electronic.  It is 2023, why are the secret documents printed out?!?!

Why are they not on secure kindles or something like that where no one can take them home and put them in their garage!!!


I think the fact that they aren't scrawled in crayon is impressive
 
2023-01-24 3:41:35 PM  
It was the fly!
 
2023-01-24 3:41:38 PM  

toddalmighty: Cute headline. But a Fox News link? Solid downvote.


I am curious as to how they'll cover this...

After fifteen seconds my curiousity will be satisfied and I'll switch to horrified
 
2023-01-24 3:42:17 PM  
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2023-01-24 3:42:34 PM  

mcreadyblue: It is 2023, why are the secret documents printed out?!?!


Because it's fun to play with the little strips with holes in them that you tear off the sides.
 
2023-01-24 3:42:56 PM  

misanthropicsob: ANGH.


Should it? I don't see anything yet that makes this any different from Biden's case. I suppose you could get a Special Council but again nothing has come out that I see that makes Pence any different from Biden in this way.
 
2023-01-24 3:46:43 PM  
I sure hope Obama had the good sense to go through all his stuff and just immediately burn anything classified he found.
 
2023-01-24 3:48:22 PM  

jonjr215: hammettman: [Fark user image 407x478]

Pence wince.

Looks more like mouth rinse.


Nah, I think he's pooping
 
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