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(Sky.com)   Which begs the question, how do you lose your anus?   (news.sky.com) divider line
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2023-01-24 8:50:30 AM  
 
2023-01-24 8:55:59 AM  
It was bit off
 
2023-01-24 8:57:05 AM  
For me? It was in a poker game. Couldn't sit for a week.
 
2023-01-24 8:57:42 AM  
It's always in the last place you look.
 
2023-01-24 8:59:50 AM  
C'mon, they made a movie about this.

not without my anus
Youtube Usyso4GG1P0
 
2023-01-24 9:02:46 AM  
But in a development that will no doubt inspire the next generation of Spider-Man stories,

Deadpool kind of already did it:

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2023-01-24 9:10:49 AM  
Where's dat ass?
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2023-01-24 9:19:06 AM  
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2023-01-24 9:21:06 AM  

revrendjim: [wizzley.com image 622x466]


That begs the question, doesn't language change over time?
 
2023-01-24 9:21:10 AM  
Subby has obviously never been to a Taco Bell
 
2023-01-24 9:22:40 AM  
Well, if you can have a detachable penis, why not a detachable anus?

I mean, if you can't find it after drinking too much at a party, that's on you.
 
2023-01-24 9:22:47 AM  
Landmine...Metallica covered this.
 
2023-01-24 9:22:51 AM  

Straight Outta Wells Branch: C'mon, they made a movie about this.

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/Usyso4GG1P0]


CFT; LS.
 
2023-01-24 9:22:57 AM  

revrendjim: [wizzley.com image 622x466]


It Begets the question.  BEGETS!!!!!!
 
2023-01-24 9:23:37 AM  

starsrift: revrendjim: [wizzley.com image 622x466]

That begs the question, doesn't language change over time?


I'm getting tired of this war between the Begs the Question factions over it's usage.

Can't we compromise? Is it too difficult to instead say "demands the question"?

We've got more important wars to rage, like the pronunciation of GIF (it's a hard G) and the proper name for sweetened carbonated beverages (it's "soda")
 
2023-01-24 9:24:10 AM  
Taco Bell breakfast.
 
2023-01-24 9:24:23 AM  

revrendjim: [wizzley.com image 622x466]


Sweet Jesus thank you for this
 
2023-01-24 9:24:24 AM  
get me drunk an I'll just wander off sometimes....
 
2023-01-24 9:24:33 AM  
Maybe it was unremarkable?
 
2023-01-24 9:24:45 AM  

starsrift: revrendjim: [wizzley.com image 622x466]

That begs the question, doesn't language change over time?


Supposably.
 
2023-01-24 9:25:24 AM  
i lost my anus in 'Nam
 
2023-01-24 9:25:47 AM  
It can happen if you accidentally bump your telescope.
 
2023-01-24 9:26:07 AM  

MikeyFuccon: Well, if you can have a detachable penis, why not a detachable anus?

I mean, if you can't find it after drinking too much at a party, that's on you.


How do you detach a hole?
 
2023-01-24 9:26:22 AM  
Is this a question we really want answered?
 
2023-01-24 9:27:09 AM  

Cormee: MikeyFuccon: Well, if you can have a detachable penis, why not a detachable anus?

I mean, if you can't find it after drinking too much at a party, that's on you.

How do you detach a hole?


eat the doughnut
 
2023-01-24 9:27:45 AM  

starsrift: revrendjim: [wizzley.com image 622x466]

That begs the question, doesn't language change over time?


Irregardless, its wrong.
 
2023-01-24 9:28:35 AM  
Investing with FTX?
 
2023-01-24 9:28:57 AM  

EvaDewer: starsrift: revrendjim: [wizzley.com image 622x466]

That begs the question, doesn't language change over time?

Irregardless, its wrong.


Do you know what's wrong? Mixing Jack Daniels and Jim Bean.
 
2023-01-24 9:28:59 AM  
One anus, two ani.
 
2023-01-24 9:29:02 AM  
Someone may have trouble finding it if their head is inserted in it.
 
2023-01-24 9:29:24 AM  
It got caught in a slatted chair.
 
2023-01-24 9:30:44 AM  
I think it's funny how "irregardless" was becoming popular in the early 00s to only die a fast death.
 
2023-01-24 9:32:00 AM  
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2023-01-24 9:32:16 AM  
Apparently, bet on the Chiefs to cover the spread.
 
2023-01-24 9:35:45 AM  
Artisanal art is anal.
 
2023-01-24 9:35:56 AM  

starsrift: revrendjim: [wizzley.com image 622x466]

That begs the question, doesn't language change over time?


Well I'm crabby that everyone uses "impact" instead of "affect"/"effect."
 
2023-01-24 9:36:25 AM  

Thoreny: I'm getting tired of this war between the Begs the Question factions over it's usage.


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/sorry, I had to
 
2023-01-24 9:41:06 AM  

fiddlehead: starsrift: revrendjim: [wizzley.com image 622x466]

That begs the question, doesn't language change over time?

Well I'm crabby that everyone uses "impact" instead of "affect"/"effect."


It beats Comic Sans.
 
2023-01-24 9:42:15 AM  

revrendjim: [wizzley.com image 622x466]


Language is not a thing fixed in cement. At some point, usage defines meaning. Irregardless of how strongly you stand you firm.
 
2023-01-24 9:45:18 AM  

talkertopc: It can happen if you accidentally bump your telescope.


Came here for the astronomy joke, leaving satisfied.
 
2023-01-24 9:48:15 AM  
Same way you lose Pluto, perhaps?
 
2023-01-24 9:50:12 AM  

starsrift: revrendjim: [wizzley.com image 622x466]

That begs the question, doesn't language change over time?


Is this a contest for packing as many fallacies in one sentence as possible? This isn't the US Congress. You appear to have engaged in a Straw Man and/or a Tu Quoque in your dismissal of the true meaning of "begs the question" which any scotsman should know.
 
2023-01-24 9:52:18 AM  

EvaDewer: starsrift: revrendjim: [wizzley.com image 622x466]

That begs the question, doesn't language change over time?

Irregardless, its wrong.


My guess is if someone tried to use the begs the question "correctly", literally zero people would understand what they were saying. Which means they fail at communication.

/ No one likes a grammar nazi.
 
2023-01-24 9:53:16 AM  
If Lose Your Anus To The Rythym of The Nightwasn't a synth-disco hit from the 1970s, it should have been.
 
2023-01-24 9:56:37 AM  
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2023-01-24 9:58:58 AM  

OtherLittleGuy: Investing with FTX?


Peggy: I'm sitting on something!
Professor Quail: I lost mine in the stock market.
International House, 1933
 
2023-01-24 9:59:17 AM  
I can barely remember what I was doing 3 anuses ago...
 
2023-01-24 9:59:48 AM  

djfitz: EvaDewer: starsrift: revrendjim: [wizzley.com image 622x466]

That begs the question, doesn't language change over time?

Irregardless, its wrong.

My guess is if someone tried to use the begs the question "correctly", literally zero people would understand what they were saying. Which means they fail at communication.

/ No one likes a grammar nazi.


You're assuming the conclusion aren't you? That raises a lot of questions about whether you even think of the children's education.
 
2023-01-24 9:59:49 AM  
It's down there somewhere...

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2023-01-24 10:00:57 AM  

Cormee: MikeyFuccon: Well, if you can have a detachable penis, why not a detachable anus?

I mean, if you can't find it after drinking too much at a party, that's on you.

How do you detach a hole?


They stay attached because they're constantly being screwed. Unscrew it and it'll pop right off.
 
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