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(Daily Mail)   Romanian prison cockroaches, lice, and bedbugs complain about having to share cell with Andrew Tate   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2023-01-24 8:17:08 AM  
Maybe should have thought about that before trafficking Romanian women. Perhaps, he should have stuck with Americans or Brits or maybe even Norwegians. But, nope, he went for Romanians.

You pays your ticket, you takes your chances. Tate just bought into the wrong prison system.
 
2023-01-24 8:36:33 AM  
Wait, jail is unpleasant? When did this start happening!?!?
 
2023-01-24 8:40:54 AM  
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2023-01-24 8:41:09 AM  
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2023-01-24 8:41:54 AM  
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2023-01-24 8:42:21 AM  
Shut up, nerd.
 
2023-01-24 8:42:44 AM  
Such dangerously high levels of schadenfreude can lead to addiction.  Fark it, light up.
 
2023-01-24 8:42:56 AM  
Sucks to suck.
 
2023-01-24 8:44:23 AM  
Oh no.

Anyway...
 
2023-01-24 8:44:50 AM  
Lord, he is a whiny little baby man.
 
2023-01-24 8:45:23 AM  
It's the Daily Fail...but...I want to believe in the Romanian bedbugs.
 
2023-01-24 8:46:12 AM  
Yo Greta, check out my roaches. These aren't even all my roaches.
 
2023-01-24 8:46:28 AM  

hubiestubert: Maybe should have thought about that before trafficking Romanian women. Perhaps, he should have stuck with Americans or Brits or maybe even Norwegians. But, nope, he went for Romanians.

You pays your ticket, you takes your chances. Tate just bought into the wrong prison system.


Or he could have just not trafficked women at all. Maybe tried to grow a little as a person but having that micropeen makes him so angry.
 
2023-01-24 8:46:30 AM  
Fark needs a "Tiny Violin" tag.
 
2023-01-24 8:49:14 AM  

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Wait, jail is unpleasant? When did this start happening!?!?



Romanian prisons make US prisons look like a Sandals resort.

/Grumpy cat good
 
2023-01-24 8:49:59 AM  
For me the biggest reasons to not committing crimes, aside from losing my freedom, is the living conditions in prison. But that's just me.
 
2023-01-24 8:50:12 AM  

Armchair_Invective: Such dangerously high levels of schadenfreude can lead to addiction.  Fark it, light up.



If your schadenstiffie persist for 4 hours please proceed and continue mocking this ass clown.
 
2023-01-24 8:55:07 AM  

Rapmaster2000: Shut up, nerd.


Nerd is not the insult you think it is. Nerds litererally rule the planet. Well of course with the exception of TFG but let us please keep him as an outlier ?

With that said tate is a POS rapist who I have zero sympathy for. He bought the ticket let him take the ride.
 
2023-01-24 8:55:37 AM  
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2023-01-24 8:56:39 AM  
Has he reflected on his actions?  Did he remember where his chin went?
 
2023-01-24 8:56:49 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: Yo Greta, check out my roaches. These aren't even all my roaches.


Meanwhile she's off protesting and doing better things LOL.
 
2023-01-24 8:57:14 AM  
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2023-01-24 8:57:20 AM  
He bet he wishes he recycled those pizza boxes now
 
2023-01-24 8:58:28 AM  

Horizon: hubiestubert: Maybe should have thought about that before trafficking Romanian women. Perhaps, he should have stuck with Americans or Brits or maybe even Norwegians. But, nope, he went for Romanians.

You pays your ticket, you takes your chances. Tate just bought into the wrong prison system.

Or he could have just not trafficked women at all. Maybe tried to grow a little as a person but having that micropeen makes him so angry.


Ideally, yeah, but he's been on this particular trajectory for a while. I like to think of his fate as being a nod to his own stupidity as well as the possibility that karma might have a cosmic balancing force to its nature. Normally, I think of karma as just causality, but occasionally the stars align and justice can be done, even if it's a li'l less than everyone's moral wheelhouse.
 
2023-01-24 9:02:20 AM  
That'll teach that lowlife not to mess with the Tal Shiar.

Oh, wait... Romanian? Never mind.
 
2023-01-24 9:04:37 AM  
"Such is the way of Wudan"

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Is he trying to admit to something here?
 
2023-01-24 9:05:11 AM  
Tate's Twitter feed has continued to post, although it is unclear if the Tweets are from him or one of his representatives.

How and why does this sack of garbage have internet access from his cockroach-infested Romanian jail cell?
 
2023-01-24 9:06:19 AM  
The people called Romanii, their prisons aren't as comfortable as the houses.
 
2023-01-24 9:07:29 AM  
Wait until it comes out that the first lady of the USA was originally a trafficked Romanian girl.

Not entirely out of the realm of probability, given the orange buffooon's proclivities, connections, and history.

Not unthinkable she was turned as a foreign asset, either.

Or the daughter, as well.

Seen either lately?
Mission accomplished
 
2023-01-24 9:08:04 AM  

RandomInternetComment: Nerd is not the insult you think it is.


It is.  I know how much he hates it.  It's the worst insult he can think of.
 
2023-01-24 9:10:06 AM  
RWNJs: "Can't do the time, don't do the crime!"
Also RWNJs: "Waaah! Being in prison SUCKS! It's NOT FAIR!"
 
2023-01-24 9:12:03 AM  
Tate complained: 'They are trying to break me..."

Then:

Tate also mentions the prison guards on multiple occasions, claiming they 'know I am innocent' and 'are just performing their job' as 'they have families to feed'.

So, not trying to break you. You're just bored and in a shiathole. Like most people in jail.
 
2023-01-24 9:13:13 AM  

Guntram Shatterhand: HotWingConspiracy: Yo Greta, check out my roaches. These aren't even all my roaches.

Meanwhile she's off protesting and doing better things LOL.


And when she did get hauled off to jail, there was a detectable smile. No whining.
 
2023-01-24 9:18:07 AM  

Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: Tate's Twitter feed has continued to post, although it is unclear if the Tweets are from him or one of his representatives.

How and why does this sack of garbage have internet access from his cockroach-infested Romanian jail cell?


He probably just has a visitor, gets a phone call or sends mail out, and they write and post it. People do this all the time.
 
2023-01-24 9:19:36 AM  
I'm sure Romanian prison is indeed very unpleasant.

But then, I'm sure being held captive and repeatedly raped on camera by some lunkhead MMA douche and his bros who never, ever shut up about "red pills" is much worse.  So I'll reserve my concern for his victims instead.
 
2023-01-24 9:24:28 AM  

no1curr: He bet he wishes he recycled those pizza boxes now


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2023-01-24 9:25:44 AM  

Psychopusher: "Such is the way of Wudan"

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Is he trying to admit to something here?



He probably means "Woden, Wotan, etc" one of several variants of the name of Norse god Odin.
 
2023-01-24 9:26:43 AM  
So he basically just is complaining about having to spend time with family.
 
2023-01-24 9:39:58 AM  
I have a novel idea! If you don't want to go to a shiatty prison, don't be a shiatty person.

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2023-01-24 9:42:09 AM  
Good Podcast about him recently out on Behind the Bastards. Spoiler: he's every bit the piece of trash you think he is.
 
2023-01-24 9:46:56 AM  

vudukungfu: Wait until it comes out that the first lady of the USA was originally a trafficked Romanian girl.

Not entirely out of the realm of probability, given the orange buffooon's proclivities, connections, and history.

Not unthinkable she was turned as a foreign asset, either.

Or the daughter, as well.

Seen either lately?
Mission accomplished


TFG met Melania during his "I have to have an international modeling company like my friends so I can import underage girls and young women with the promise of modeling jobs so I can hand pick which ones I want to abuse and sex traffic them to other rich men I know" phase.

So yeah, looking at her visa application, good chance she was either imported as prostitute, or turned into one once she arrived.
 
2023-01-24 9:48:37 AM  
Tate once posted a video bragging about how he would buy guards so prison would be a breeze. I'd gif it for this thread but I don't want his existence in my search history.

I remember seeing his house videos of women in bikinis and cars and thinking it was the saddest thing I'd seen in a while. Like obviously staged and the women paid (unfortunately probably trafficked). Loser vibes desperate to prove how cool he is so you'll like him.
 
2023-01-24 9:50:18 AM  
It must suck having to detox from all of the party drugs in a prison cell. A few more weeks and the imaginary bugs crawling all over you might finally disappear.
 
2023-01-24 9:52:44 AM  

SBinRR: Tate complained: 'They are trying to break me..."

Then:

Tate also mentions the prison guards on multiple occasions, claiming they 'know I am innocent' and 'are just performing their job' as 'they have families to feed'.

So, not trying to break you. You're just bored and in a shiathole. Like most people in jail.


I'm guessing that Tate has not bothered to learn much Romanian.  He released a video in the past calling it a waste of time, although who knows how honest he was(n't) being there, but based on his personality I'm guessing he simply operated in English and stuck to places expecting to service affluent customers who did not know the local language.

So yeah.  I haven't seen a specific facility named that he's held in.  With all the publicity on this case, it wouldn't actually surprise me if they made sure he was in a new (less-old) one and not some communist-era concrete box with bars.  But either way, he's probably surrounded by people he cannot even speak to unless they happen to know English and opt to use it.
 
2023-01-24 9:55:36 AM  

weddingsinger: Tate once posted a video bragging about how he would buy guards so prison would be a breeze. I'd gif it for this thread but I don't want his existence in my search history.

I remember seeing his house videos of women in bikinis and cars and thinking it was the saddest thing I'd seen in a while. Like obviously staged and the women paid (unfortunately probably trafficked). Loser vibes desperate to prove how cool he is so you'll like him.


His actions...it all just looked like the flailing of someone trying to convince others that they were cool.

/ I figured that he was just saying shiat to get on the news. But...that is, clearly, not what was occurring.
 
2023-01-24 9:57:48 AM  
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2023-01-24 10:03:33 AM  

iheartscotch: weddingsinger: Tate once posted a video bragging about how he would buy guards so prison would be a breeze. I'd gif it for this thread but I don't want his existence in my search history.

I remember seeing his house videos of women in bikinis and cars and thinking it was the saddest thing I'd seen in a while. Like obviously staged and the women paid (unfortunately probably trafficked). Loser vibes desperate to prove how cool he is so you'll like him.

His actions...it all just looked like the flailing of someone trying to convince others that they were cool.

/ I figured that he was just saying shiat to get on the news. But...that is, clearly, not what was occurring.


You have to be some kind of painfully stupid to attention whore at the level he was all while trafficking and raping women.
 
2023-01-24 10:13:27 AM  
Put him into genpop and let them know he's a pedophile then.

See how fast he wants to go hand out with the roaches again.
 
2023-01-24 10:15:39 AM  
The first video I saw of him was him giving a "proof" that god exists that was so asininely stupid that part of my brain just up and bailed, either due to giving up on this world or to spare the rest of it from melting away.

Glad that raving narcissist picked Romania instead of Norway to get forgotten about in prison.
 
2023-01-24 10:25:06 AM  
It'd be pretty funny if he had gotten arrested in Russia and then he suddenly found himself on the front lines in Ukraine. Gasp - then he gets injured and Russia rebuilds him into Kickpuncher because they can't afford 6 billion or million!
 
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