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    More: Scary, Police, police officer, French newspaper Liberation, French television, French police, gruesome incident, Paris Police Chief Laurent Nunez, 26-year-old engineer  
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4867 clicks; posted to Main » on 24 Jan 2023 at 8:50 AM (11 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2023-01-24 8:48:39 AM  
The cop hurt the journalist's oui-oui.
 
2023-01-24 8:54:59 AM  
Running Battles in the Streets is the name of my Insane Clown Posse cover band.
 
2023-01-24 8:56:09 AM  

mistahtom: The cop hurt the journalist's oui-oui.


I see we're already done here.

Last person turn off the lights and grab the beer, would you?
 
2023-01-24 8:58:29 AM  
I'm not saying it makes the blue culture in the US right. I've been part of protests in Europe and their police tactics are even more brutal.
 
2023-01-24 8:59:41 AM  
"Ow, my ball"
FTFY
 
2023-01-24 9:01:00 AM  

Snort: Running Battles in the Streets is the name of my Insane Clown Posse cover band.


It made me picture a full contract marathon start
 
2023-01-24 9:01:04 AM  
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2023-01-24 9:01:24 AM  

Snort: Running Battles in the Streets is the name of my Insane Clown Posse cover band.


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/Fun fact: I used to go to this music store when it was still open. They also sold comic books. It's now a Jewish oriented wig shop in Howell, just north of Lakewood, called Elisheva Wig Salon.
 
2023-01-24 9:04:58 AM  
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2023-01-24 9:07:44 AM  
Nowadays they can do a testicle implant procedure. I believe they use your Adam's Apple or a donor's testicle. Something like that. It's painless and looks and feels like the real thing. Uh, a friend told me. Yeah.
 
2023-01-24 9:10:36 AM  

TappingTheVein: Nowadays they can do a testicle implant procedure. I believe they use your Adam's Apple or a donor's testicle. Something like that. It's painless and looks and feels like the real thing. Uh, a friend told me. Yeah.


I find this hard to swallow...
 
2023-01-24 9:13:27 AM  

TappingTheVein: Nowadays they can do a testicle implant procedure. I believe they use your Adam's Apple or a donor's testicle. Something like that. It's painless and looks and feels like the real thing. Uh, a friend told me. Yeah.


As a haver of only one nut (thanks, cancer) Mrs Function and I agreed that putting in a falsie to balance things out is stupid.  Just lean into the jokes.  In my case it's a lean to the right.
 
2023-01-24 9:23:04 AM  
"Amputated Testicle" is the name of my Cutting Crew/Squirrel Nut Zippers wedding band.
 
2023-01-24 9:32:24 AM  
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2023-01-24 9:44:15 AM  

Snort: Running Battles in the Streets is the name of my Insane Clown Posse cover band.


Coming to Florida anytime soon? Uh, asking for a friend.
 
2023-01-24 9:45:22 AM  

Ragin' Asian: I'm not saying it makes the blue culture in the US right. I've been part of protests in Europe and their police tactics are even more brutal.


They break in to people's homes and shoot them for no reason?
 
2023-01-24 10:03:26 AM  

DarkSoulNoHope: Snort: Running Battles in the Streets is the name of my Insane Clown Posse cover band.

[static.gigwise.com image 600x800]

/Fun fact: I used to go to this music store when it was still open. They also sold comic books. It's now a Jewish oriented wig shop in Howell, just north of Lakewood, called Elisheva Wig Salon.


Ok, I'll bite. What makes wigs Jewish?
 
2023-01-24 10:05:19 AM  

jtown: DarkSoulNoHope: Snort: Running Battles in the Streets is the name of my Insane Clown Posse cover band.

[static.gigwise.com image 600x800]

/Fun fact: I used to go to this music store when it was still open. They also sold comic books. It's now a Jewish oriented wig shop in Howell, just north of Lakewood, called Elisheva Wig Salon.

Ok, I'll bite. What makes wigs Jewish?


https://shulywigs.com/wigs-for-orthodox-jewish-women/
 
2023-01-24 10:06:00 AM  
"The man, identified as a 26-year-old French engineer named Ivan S..."

Does he engineer Frenchmen?  ...or mustard?
 
2023-01-24 10:06:11 AM  

DarkSoulNoHope: Snort: Running Battles in the Streets is the name of my Insane Clown Posse cover band.

[static.gigwise.com image 600x800]

/Fun fact: I used to go to this music store when it was still open. They also sold comic books. It's now a Jewish oriented wig shop in Howell, just north of Lakewood, called Elisheva Wig Salon.


At any rate "Jewish Oriented Wig Shop" would make a pretty good band name.
 
2023-01-24 10:06:32 AM  

jtown: DarkSoulNoHope: Snort: ...

Ok, I'll bite. What makes wigs Jewish?


Their mothers are.
 
2023-01-24 10:09:21 AM  
Looks like the cop went through some extra effort to make sure that happened.
 
2023-01-24 10:12:30 AM  
At least he wasn't shot.

/c'mon fark, where you at this mornin'
 
2023-01-24 10:18:07 AM  

jtown: Ok, I'll bite. What makes wigs Jewish?


They are kosher. They are made with a Rabbi sitting in the back corner chanting, making sure the wig makers follow the Tora or something. and to ensure no hair came from pigs.

Something like that.
 
2023-01-24 10:21:40 AM  

jtown: DarkSoulNoHope: Snort: Running Battles in the Streets is the name of my Insane Clown Posse cover band.

[static.gigwise.com image 600x800]

/Fun fact: I used to go to this music store when it was still open. They also sold comic books. It's now a Jewish oriented wig shop in Howell, just north of Lakewood, called Elisheva Wig Salon.

Ok, I'll bite. What makes wigs Jewish?


I think the gist is that they cover their heads for religious purposes, but by following the letter of the law they often opt for a more natural look rather than a scarf or hat. The Jewish wigs are styled in a few particular ways for modesty.
 
2023-01-24 10:33:26 AM  
Just Became a Grandpa...and found out one ball on the kid didn't develop.  Fortunately it is like Prince Harry, a spare.  So he's fine, but we are calling it, "He's been Armstrong'ed".

CSB
Cute Baby
 
2023-01-24 10:34:28 AM  

Chompachangas: jtown: DarkSoulNoHope: Snort: Running Battles in the Streets is the name of my Insane Clown Posse cover band.

[static.gigwise.com image 600x800]

/Fun fact: I used to go to this music store when it was still open. They also sold comic books. It's now a Jewish oriented wig shop in Howell, just north of Lakewood, called Elisheva Wig Salon.

Ok, I'll bite. What makes wigs Jewish?

https://shulywigs.com/wigs-for-orthodox-jewish-women/


Today, I learnt somethin'.
 
2023-01-24 10:39:28 AM  
Some people run away from riots. Others run towards them
 
2023-01-24 11:00:25 AM  

jtown: DarkSoulNoHope: Snort: Running Battles in the Streets is the name of my Insane Clown Posse cover band.

[static.gigwise.com image 600x800]

/Fun fact: I used to go to this music store when it was still open. They also sold comic books. It's now a Jewish oriented wig shop in Howell, just north of Lakewood, called Elisheva Wig Salon.

Ok, I'll bite. What makes wigs Jewish?


They hire a mohel to trim it.
 
2023-01-24 11:08:33 AM  
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2023-01-24 11:10:37 AM  
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I didn't know how many of the cops it would take to whip my arse but I knew how many they were going to use.
 
2023-01-24 11:13:57 AM  
Almond Joy's got nuts

This guy don't
 
2023-01-24 11:23:34 AM  

jtown: Chompachangas: jtown: DarkSoulNoHope: Snort: Running Battles in the Streets is the name of my Insane Clown Posse cover band.

[static.gigwise.com image 600x800]

/Fun fact: I used to go to this music store when it was still open. They also sold comic books. It's now a Jewish oriented wig shop in Howell, just north of Lakewood, called Elisheva Wig Salon.

Ok, I'll bite. What makes wigs Jewish?

https://shulywigs.com/wigs-for-orthodox-jewish-women/

Today, I learnt somethin'.



Don't worry. When that accidentally happens to me I just find something really stupid to believe in and that balances everything out.

I find this is a great place to go to balance out the learnin'

www.gop.com
 
2023-01-24 11:25:36 AM  

Chompachangas: jtown: DarkSoulNoHope: Snort: Running Battles in the Streets is the name of my Insane Clown Posse cover band.

[static.gigwise.com image 600x800]

/Fun fact: I used to go to this music store when it was still open. They also sold comic books. It's now a Jewish oriented wig shop in Howell, just north of Lakewood, called Elisheva Wig Salon.

Ok, I'll bite. What makes wigs Jewish?

I think the gist is that they cover their heads for religious purposes, but by following the letter of the law they often opt for a more natural look rather than a scarf or hat. The Jewish wigs are styled in a few particular ways for modesty.


Ultra orthodox types will shave their head, trim their nails, and take a ceremonial bath after their monthly cycle to make sure they are clean and ready to pop out another kid.

The wealthy ones buy wigs made of human hair so they don't look like they shave their head.
 
2023-01-24 11:29:03 AM  

cartersdad: Just Became a Grandpa...and found out one ball on the kid didn't develop.  Fortunately it is like Prince Harry, a spare.  So he's fine, but we are calling it, "He's been Armstrong'ed".

CSB
Cute Baby


There are so many fun jokes

Some jackwagon asks "how's it hangin?"

I answer with "To the right for 14 years.  You'd think to the left because that's the one that was removed but .  . ." And by that point they severely regret the question while I laugh at their discomfort.

Don't want to do something dumb "I don't have the balls to do things like that anymore"

Asymmetry jokes, cancer jokes(for me anyway)

It's not so bad
 
2023-01-24 11:58:44 AM  

SwitchLord: TappingTheVein: Nowadays they can do a testicle implant procedure. I believe they use your Adam's Apple or a donor's testicle. Something like that. It's painless and looks and feels like the real thing. Uh, a friend told me. Yeah.

I find this hard to swallow...


Um, that's what she said?
 
2023-01-24 11:59:07 AM  

Slypork: jtown: DarkSoulNoHope: Snort: Running Battles in the Streets is the name of my Insane Clown Posse cover band.

[static.gigwise.com image 600x800]

/Fun fact: I used to go to this music store when it was still open. They also sold comic books. It's now a Jewish oriented wig shop in Howell, just north of Lakewood, called Elisheva Wig Salon.

Ok, I'll bite. What makes wigs Jewish?

They hire a mohel to trim it.


Do they keep the tips?
 
2023-01-24 1:21:54 PM  
France sending cops to the US for training?
 
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