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(Al Jazeera)   What do Texas and Pakistan have in common? Top 50 things to the right, latest one on the left   (aljazeera.com) divider line
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    More: Repeat, Sindh, Pakistan, Karachi, Kamran Arshad, nationwide power outage, Muhammad Ali Jinnah, Power minister Khurram Dastgir Khan, bigger hospitals  
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vudukungfu [TotalFark]
2023-01-23 3:28:39 PM  
Guys with silly head gear in pickups with guns and holy books who think of women as chattel
 
mikaloyd [OhFark]
2023-01-23 3:36:44 PM  
Neither deserving party has a tag on FARK yet.
 
SNAFUq
2023-01-23 3:38:11 PM  
...but did their political leaders flee to Cancun?
 
The Exit Stencilist
2023-01-23 3:41:56 PM  
Blaming Wind Turbines and those Allah damned Hindus in ... 3 ...
 
iheartscotch
2023-01-23 3:43:00 PM  
Both got F'd by George W. Bush?
 
waxbeans [TotalFark]
2023-01-23 3:43:40 PM  
Hay they got people making guns, in the market.  So their actually better then Texa$$.

Also what's their age of consent? And do they take converts? Also are tattoos, cocaine, and booze okay?
 
bizzwire
2023-01-23 3:44:06 PM  
Neither are too crazy about the Jews.
 
ZMugg [TotalFark]
2023-01-23 3:44:08 PM  
Pakistan manages to keep the power on when it gets cold.

Can Texas say the same?
 
Two16
2023-01-23 3:44:27 PM  
They're both shiatholes.
 
Mrtraveler01
2023-01-23 3:44:31 PM  
Both are religious theocracies?
 
Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist
2023-01-23 3:44:35 PM  
Is that kid about to be blasted with a friggin' LASER?
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Spice Must Flow
2023-01-23 3:45:19 PM  
They fixed the cable?
 
tom baker's scarf
2023-01-23 3:45:45 PM  
taking a stab in the dark

religious leaders dictating how stuff works rather than the techs and engineers?
 
sandbar67
2023-01-23 3:46:27 PM  
Some of the most stupid and despicable people on earth. Texas or Pakistan, take your pick
 
UltimaCS
2023-01-23 3:46:44 PM  
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Mrtraveler01
2023-01-23 3:47:16 PM  

ZMugg: Pakistan manages to keep the power on when it gets cold.

Can Texas say the same?


This is a good point.

Pakistan's power outages are caused by incompetence. Texas's power outages are caused because the system wasn't designed to handle extreme weather apparently.
 
Bith Set Me Up
2023-01-23 3:47:28 PM  
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Rapmaster2000
2023-01-23 3:47:32 PM  
People in Texas are too fat to do the monkey bars.
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kdawg7736 [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-23 3:48:11 PM  
I am sure Texas has fixed it, to adapt to their population boom since people want to live there now.
 
waxbeans [TotalFark]
2023-01-23 3:48:17 PM  

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Damn. Texas gal is fugly
 
Mrtraveler01
2023-01-23 3:49:26 PM  

kdawg7736: I am sure Texas has fixed it, to adapt to their population boom since people want to live there now.


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DarnoKonrad
2023-01-23 3:49:53 PM  
They're both shadow funding a narco state they pretend to be enemies with?
 
Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist
2023-01-23 3:51:48 PM  

waxbeans: UltimaCS: [Fark user image image 425x555]

Damn. Texas gal is fugly


I prefer to judge her not by her looks, but by her character...

Damn. Texas gal is fugly
 
Mrtraveler01
2023-01-23 3:52:28 PM  

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Damn. Texas gal is fugly


Plus the one on the right didn't cheat on her husband while he was deployed overseas.

https://starcasm.net/holly-hobby-lobby-cheated-veteran-husband-family-values-conference/

/"Family Values" at its finest
 
Gawdzila [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-23 3:52:43 PM  
They're both oppressively conservative and religious?
 
waxbeans [TotalFark]
2023-01-23 4:00:16 PM  

Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: waxbeans: UltimaCS: [Fark user image image 425x555]

Damn. Texas gal is fugly

I prefer to judge her not by her looks, but by her character...

Damn. Texas gal is fugly


I was bring funny. I don't actually have  Preferences. Beyond 21 & happy consent.

Preferences are bigotry
 
waxbeans [TotalFark]
2023-01-23 4:01:45 PM  
On a side note what is with big foreheads and joining crazy?
 
Gin Buddy
2023-01-23 4:53:32 PM  
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tnpir
2023-01-23 4:56:37 PM  
Religion-based fascism?
 
Mock26
2023-01-23 4:56:46 PM  
Nationwide power outage in Pakistan. What percentage of the population has electricity?

/Part snark, part general curiosity as to how much of Pakistan lives without electricity.
 
Karma Chameleon
2023-01-23 4:59:39 PM  
shiatty climate, shiatty religion, shiatty people.

Pakistan sounds okay though.
 
A Cave Geek
2023-01-23 5:02:54 PM  
Can't recall who said this originally(I wanna say it was Jamie Lee Curtis), but it's apt in any context:
Religion is like a dick.  It's good to have one.   It's good to be proud of it, It's good to have fun with.  But the second you try to force it down my throat, we're gonna have a problem.
 
Tom Marvolo Bombadil
2023-01-23 5:03:14 PM  

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Maud Dib
2023-01-23 5:06:12 PM  
Y'all are some hateful motherf*ckers.
Please go f*ck yourselves.
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Monocultured
2023-01-23 5:09:23 PM  

Rapmaster2000: People in Texas are too fat to do the monkey bars.
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Does bass pro sell Harkonen repulsor jets? 🤔
 
Maud Dib
2023-01-23 5:15:13 PM  
Gary P Nunn says it better than me.
Have another burrito, cretins.

Gary P. Nunn "What I Like About Texas" LIVE on The Texas Music Scene
Youtube 5X2KDvEV8JU
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Live at Terlingua.
Texas.
 
Maud Dib
2023-01-23 5:19:54 PM  
St. Willie frowns on your hateful ways,
but still forgives you.
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Peter von Nostrand
2023-01-23 5:24:14 PM  

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Maud Dib
2023-01-23 5:27:32 PM  
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They can walk down the street in their neighborhood and catch a motherf*cking delicious bass?

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BolshyGreatYarblocks
2023-01-23 5:28:58 PM  
Fatwats?
 
Bith Set Me Up
2023-01-23 5:31:11 PM  

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"It isn't problematic to me, personally. Therefore, it isn't problematic at all" follows the same specious thinking as "It snowed today. Therefore climate change is fake.".
 
Peter von Nostrand
2023-01-23 5:35:55 PM  

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"It isn't problematic to me, personally. Therefore, it isn't problematic at all" follows the same specious thinking as "It snowed today. Therefore climate change is fake.".


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Peter von Nostrand
2023-01-23 5:38:08 PM  

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"It isn't problematic to me, personally. Therefore, it isn't problematic at all" follows the same specious thinking as "It snowed today. Therefore climate change is fake.".


To spell it out for you, I was making fun of the guy that responded to you.
 
Bith Set Me Up
2023-01-23 5:42:32 PM  

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"It isn't problematic to me, personally. Therefore, it isn't problematic at all" follows the same specious thinking as "It snowed today. Therefore climate change is fake.".

To spell it out for you, I was making fun of the guy that responded to you.


Given how frequently we've argued, it seemed like yet another snark aimed at me.
 
big pig peaches
2023-01-23 5:54:51 PM  
Texas, lol.

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dericwater
2023-01-23 6:05:05 PM  
I bet Pakistanis cook better beef dishes than Texans.
 
Hills-Sachs_Legion
2023-01-23 6:06:23 PM  
"Celebratory gunfire" killing more than a few people every year
 
MikeyFuccon
2023-01-23 6:40:59 PM  
Weak institutions, a chequered human rights record, and way too many guns in the hands of religious fanatics.

Food's great, though.
 
Peter von Nostrand
2023-01-23 6:43:50 PM  

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"It isn't problematic to me, personally. Therefore, it isn't problematic at all" follows the same specious thinking as "It snowed today. Therefore climate change is fake.".

To spell it out for you, I was making fun of the guy that responded to you.

Given how frequently we've argued, it seemed like yet another snark aimed at me.


I'm not arguing with you. Don't tell me what I'm doing. You're not the boss of me!
 
Peter von Nostrand
2023-01-23 6:44:55 PM  

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"It isn't problematic to me, personally. Therefore, it isn't problematic at all" follows the same specious thinking as "It snowed today. Therefore climate change is fake.".

To spell it out for you, I was making fun of the guy that responded to you.

Given how frequently we've argued, it seemed like yet another snark aimed at me.


Sorry, the spell it out for you was kind of dickish now that I reread it.
 
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