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(Local6)   Burp Blaster toy that says "sh*t" removed from store shelves (with pic, video)   ( local6.com) divider line
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2004-12-21 12:10:58 PM  
The newscasters laughter sums it all up!
This story is a joke. Now where did I put my "Mastubating Tarzan"?
2004-12-21 12:41:23 PM  
"Mom says it!"
2004-12-21 12:47:26 PM  
I want that toy!
2004-12-21 02:22:11 PM  
a gun that makes burp sounds when you fire it? sounds like a great toy for a kid. it can teach them manners and aiming!
2004-12-21 03:06:15 PM  
This needs to be a photoshop theme!
2004-12-21 03:06:35 PM  
"He goes over my parent's house, he's going to curse," Gaiter said. "What are they going to think about me, with a 2-year-old running around, saying BLEEP."

About what they'll think about a woman who would buy her two year old kid a gun that belches...
2004-12-21 03:07:37 PM  
The value of that toy just went through the roof...
2004-12-21 03:07:48 PM  
That article was light on detai MOTHERFARKER C.CK SH.THEAD C.MDUMPSTER ls.
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2004-12-21 03:08:10 PM  
She obviously never cusses.
2004-12-21 03:08:20 PM  
"no word as to whether or not KMart is looking into the gun"

K-Mart should know better than to look into a gun!
2004-12-21 03:09:04 PM  
I love when someone buying a "burping gun" for a 2 year old shows moral indignation. You need a license to go fishing--parenting, however.....................
2004-12-21 03:09:48 PM  
So real guns are ok, fake guns that say naughty words are forbidden. Got it.
2004-12-21 03:10:51 PM  
Danookas13 summed it up nicely. End of story. Nothing more to see here.
2004-12-21 03:11:33 PM  
It would have been funnier had the gun played Dixie.

2004-12-21 03:11:34 PM  
I think we farked the Local6 server. Can't get video to play.

//wants to see bad parenting in action
2004-12-21 03:11:47 PM  
Holy burp!
2004-12-21 03:12:12 PM  
Actually does kinda sound like .... well you know.
2004-12-21 03:12:51 PM  
Video farked?
2004-12-21 03:13:38 PM  
Heh, in all fairness, the part I could hear did sound like it. The possibilities are endless! Call random people, pump the thing near the receiver, and hang up!
2004-12-21 03:13:39 PM  
this thread is useless without .wav files
2004-12-21 03:13:49 PM  
Wow, another parent finding something wrong in a toy.
I hate religious fanatics.
2004-12-21 03:14:01 PM  
This was as uninteresting this morning when it was posted

Burp Blaster toy says "sh*t" when fired. Mother not amused

What kind of mother buys her 2 year old a gun?
2004-12-21 03:14:30 PM  
I dont care if it curses or not but the kid will shoot his eye out!
2004-12-21 03:14:44 PM  
2004-12-21 03:14:49 PM  
"My momma always said stupid is as stupid does.."

//Burp Forest Burp!
2004-12-21 03:16:48 PM  
After reviewing the video, I believe that the use of ebonics in the household may do more damage that the "shiat"
2004-12-21 03:17:49 PM  
Wow, another parent finding something wrong in a toy.
I hate religious fanatics.

Nice troll.

/religious fanatics secretly agree: fart sounds are hilarious!
2004-12-21 03:18:44 PM  
why cant news video sites work as well as....other....video sites?
2004-12-21 03:19:20 PM  
In the non-repeated story from earlier today *ahem* it said that it made the sound when pumped. This one says it makes the sound when you pull the trigger.

Alot of variance for a pretty simple (and dumb) story.
2004-12-21 03:20:03 PM  
I am not trolling, I am dead serious.
And if "shiat" was an issue with this woman, then why does she repeat it over and over on T.V.?
2004-12-21 03:21:01 PM  
Video site is farked.
Too bad as "91-Year-Old Crashes Into Restaurant In Central Florida" was another video that wouldn't load.
2004-12-21 03:22:41 PM  
We have an American living in our neighbourhood. All their kids have toy guns - the only ones on the street that I've seen. They love running around terrorizing the other kids on the street with them. They have to realize that "The Right to Bear Arms" ends at the 49th parrallel.
2004-12-21 03:22:44 PM  
Burp Blaster toy that says "sh*t" removed from store shelves (with pic, video)

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It's for the best.....
2004-12-21 03:24:11 PM  
wate. insted of selling a gun taht makes boom noises like a gun makes the selling guns that make the burp noies?

and SEH BOUGHT IT For her 2 r old?
2004-12-21 03:24:58 PM  
now I've heard my mother use that word everyday for last ten years. My mother used profanity like some artists use oil or clay -it was her true medium....a master.

2004-12-21 03:27:30 PM  

seriously..can we get parenting licenses put in place? I'd gladly risk giving up my right to have kids if it meant stupid people couldn't have kids either.

Sure the Earth's population may decline, but whoever is left will be smart :)
2004-12-21 03:28:09 PM  
fark that shiat. I only give my kids the best when it come to profanity ridden toys...

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2004-12-21 03:28:43 PM  
Will_The_Thrill: Hukt ahn eeboniks wurkt four mi!
2004-12-21 03:28:56 PM  
Congratulations, FarkinConstrictor, you win the gibberish comment of the day award!
2004-12-21 03:29:18 PM  
I am late getting here...have we already lambasted mom for buying her TWO YEAR OLD a belching frigging GUN and then complaining about curse words?
2004-12-21 03:30:07 PM  
my brain hurts from trying to decifer your comment
2004-12-21 03:32:51 PM  
FarkConstrictor broke my brain.
2004-12-21 03:33:03 PM  
no word as to whether or not KMart is looking into the gun

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Don't worry, this kid's already on it.
2004-12-21 03:33:28 PM  
Hurt so bad I messed up your name
2004-12-21 03:33:56 PM  

This should cure the gun of the evil influence of the Devil and return it to the righteous smiting machine that it should be.
2004-12-21 03:36:26 PM  
moosen: why cant news video sites work as well as....other....video sites?

Good question, that video on the youth paster yesterday didn't work either..it never does..I'm using firefox and it just hangs on loading ad images..pathatic..
2004-12-21 03:40:08 PM  
Sounds like Mom is getting ready to do a lawsuit because her 2yr old is going to say the "S" word everywhere he goes...
2004-12-21 03:43:22 PM  
Yeah, because a gun that belches is so much better than a gun that swears.

I'm sure her friends will be impressed when her 2 year old starts loudly belching at church.
2004-12-21 03:44:48 PM  
So you can't have your 2 year old son saying the s word, but it's okay to teach him that you can shoot things with a gun.
2004-12-21 03:46:58 PM  
>>>Sounds like Mom is getting ready to do a lawsuit because her 2yr old is going to say the "S" word everywhere he goes...<<<

Let's hope not. But I fear it's going to happen anyway
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