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(   Ahh, the holiday season -- preschool holiday play erupts in a brawl   ( divider line
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16380 clicks; posted to Main » on 21 Dec 2004 at 3:44 PM (13 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2004-12-21 12:33:41 PM  
Balducci once displayed his capacity for aggressive behavior on a popular TV show

2004-12-21 01:58:55 PM  
2004-12-21 03:46:01 PM  
But please, think of the childrens
2004-12-21 03:46:31 PM  
teenage mutant ninja power rangers!
2004-12-21 03:47:27 PM  
Grab the janitor! Break his shins!
2004-12-21 03:47:30 PM  
2004-12-21 03:48:06 PM  
Ron Artest wanted for questioning.
2004-12-21 03:48:09 PM  
What else can you expect from residents of a town named Great Kills?
2004-12-21 03:48:15 PM  
That is so vague! What TV show??
2004-12-21 03:49:02 PM  
Gotta be Springer. The guy's name doesn't Google or IMDB.
2004-12-21 03:49:30 PM  
Next, on FOX, "America's Most Deadly School Assemblies".

And to think I used to get embarrassed when Grandma waved to me on stage.
2004-12-21 03:50:16 PM  
$10 its a black school
2004-12-21 03:50:35 PM  
Forget that article. Has anyone looked at the rest of them on that page? Comedy Gold.

Headline: Chancellor dreaming of a tight Christmas

Aren't we all my friend? Aren't we all?
2004-12-21 03:50:53 PM  
What they weren't telling you is that the assualt occured because the parents were leaving because their child had already preformed, and the other guy got upset saying, "If I can't leave yet, neither can you, sit back down."

My theory anyways...

/hates school plays...
2004-12-21 03:51:22 PM  
The Passion of the Mullets !!
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2004-12-21 03:52:14 PM  
Surprisingly, it's not in West Virginia.
/and they say Christmas miracles don't happen anymore
2004-12-21 03:52:30 PM  
only in america.

..or germany, maybe.
2004-12-21 03:52:30 PM  
I see the future or rather what's raising the future and I shudder.
2004-12-21 03:53:15 PM  
$10 its a black school

You mean black as in the building is painted black?
2004-12-21 03:54:29 PM  
If the over/under on the first racBoobies was #15, and you took the over, YOU LOSE

Thanks, Vanman
2004-12-21 03:55:01 PM  
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2004-12-21 03:55:56 PM  
"$10 its a black school"

Uh Vanman ... that's $10 you'd lose.

Don't know much about Staten Island, do you?
2004-12-21 03:56:06 PM  
Did anybody get kicked in the box and shoved?
2004-12-21 03:56:20 PM  
Here is an excellent reminder to USE CONDOMS.
2004-12-21 03:56:40 PM  
Just got back from the school nativity play - my youngest (5) was the donkey!

But there were no fights. Not even between me and my ex.
2004-12-21 03:57:20 PM  
2004-12-21 03:50:16 PM Vanman

$10 its a black school

Yeah, Balduci. Sure sounds like a brother.

/Vanman = idiot
2004-12-21 03:57:31 PM  
Anyone else see the words "Free Rides" on that chicks poster?
2004-12-21 03:58:27 PM  
Vanman, obvious trolls make baby Jesus cry.
2004-12-21 03:59:27 PM  
Considering the lack of detail in this article, should this have been greenlighted?
2004-12-21 03:59:28 PM  
There's a school on Staunton Island?

I thought I had explored every square inch of that place

/well, back to my humble EQ2 abode
2004-12-21 04:00:18 PM  

more like "Il Duce"

/got nothin
2004-12-21 04:01:14 PM  
I have to look up the word "racBoobies".
2004-12-21 04:01:17 PM  
I blame:

War Happy Republicans
Violent Video Games
The WWE.

/didn't RTFA.
2004-12-21 04:01:39 PM  
I just noticed that this happened in New York, not the south.
I was picturing a bunch of red necks, especially if the guy was on the Springer Show.
2004-12-21 04:01:51 PM  
$10 says Vanman sits in front of elementary schools waiting in his black windowless van. Fapping all the way.
2004-12-21 04:02:07 PM  
bitterati: Vanman, obvious trolls make baby Jesus cry.

an@lr@pe makes baby jesus cry harder
2004-12-21 04:02:34 PM  
Can you name the Five Families?

2004-12-21 04:02:41 PM  
I'm coaching basketball for 11 and 12 year olds this year. I can't wait for the fun to begin. We've been practicing for three weeks and the kids are great but I know the parents are a different story.

Games begin after the new year. You may be reading about me in a FARK article. "Coach beat up for playing all the kids equally" Oh the Horror!

/Check Please!
2004-12-21 04:02:53 PM  
There's a longer article here.

The guy was on MTV's "True Life: I'm Getting Married"

On the episode, Balducci launched into a profanity-laced tirade aimed at the limousine driver who was late picking him up for the wedding.
2004-12-21 04:03:35 PM  
I went to my daughters preschool Christmas play a week ago. If this is anything like mine, I am sure one of the 200 camcorders running in the room captured the action.
2004-12-21 04:04:01 PM  
PM Great Janitor
"I just noticed that this happened in New York, not the south.
I was picturing a bunch of red necks, especially if the guy was on the Springer Show."

Close, it's Staten Island.
2004-12-21 04:04:16 PM  
shlabotnik: Forgot about the "Boobies" rule...
2004-12-21 04:04:38 PM  
NikolaiFarkoff may have had nothin', but I applaud the 'Il Duce' reference.

/In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti

Should those all be capitalized? Ah, hell if I know.
2004-12-21 04:04:59 PM  
haha I give up
2004-12-21 04:05:05 PM  
What's the "Boobies" rule?
2004-12-21 04:05:32 PM  

Just got back from the school nativity play - my youngest (5) was the donkey!

Thank you for the smile.........sweet.
2004-12-21 04:06:30 PM  
I'll light a candle for ya, Viper770. I've heard legions of horror stories from coaches of team sports re: parents. VERY few complaints about the children as participants but many about parents.
2004-12-21 04:06:38 PM  

Ohh! He was on that show? I saw that show, he's an aggressive guy! Makes us Italians look bad.

Bad Italians make baby Jesus cry :-(
2004-12-21 04:06:40 PM  
>>>I blame:

War Happy Republicans
Violent Video Games
The WWE.

I don't. It's New York, so odds are those involved were peace loving liberals. Violent video games is just an excuse by people to put the blame on something. What's next, blaming gansta rap or episodes of Power Rangers? And as for the WWE, anyone who watches that knows it's 100% fake.

I blame idiot parents who never spanked their children when they were growing up.
2004-12-21 04:06:56 PM  
Help Us Serve You Better

I hate those zip code thingies.
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