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    More: Florida, FORT MYERS, Law enforcement, Lee County, Florida, Fort Myers police, Fort Myers, Florida, Surveillance, Southwest Florida, Florida Gulf Coast University  
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5297 clicks; posted to Main » on 22 Jan 2023 at 9:50 PM (9 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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AirForceVet [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-22 8:41:28 PM  
Just another dissatisfied customer returning his food to the kitchen.
 
LordOfThePings [OhFark]
2023-01-22 9:00:07 PM  
Vinnie the Poo
 
ox45tallboy [TotalFark]
2023-01-22 9:29:02 PM  
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Incident on 57th Street [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-22 9:30:47 PM  
FTFA:  "...the incident happened at around 2:30 a.m. at 2024 W. First Street...Fort Myers police are asking anyone...to...submit an anonymous tip to Southwest Florida Crime Stoppers."

Anticipating a large perimeter and observing an abundance of caution, I have investigated myself and am cleared of any wrongdoing.

Seriously.
 
Rene ala Carte [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-22 10:00:14 PM  
Joe's Crab Shack makes Applebee's look delicious.
 
DarkSoulNoHope
2023-01-22 10:02:01 PM  
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Summoner101
2023-01-22 10:02:19 PM  
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/so does the shiat
 
Rattrap007
2023-01-22 10:02:35 PM  
Well shiat...
 
Zul the Magnificent
2023-01-22 10:04:47 PM  
What is it with burglars shiatting at the scene of the crime lately?  Adding insult to injury?
 
SBinRR [OhFark]
2023-01-22 10:07:32 PM  
Dammit, I used my stool pigeon joke on yesterday's pooper thread.
 
noitsnot
2023-01-22 10:10:54 PM  
I'll have the pumpernickel loaf.
 
CoonAce
2023-01-22 10:12:45 PM  
Not in the food tab?????
 
thealgorerhythm
2023-01-22 10:13:18 PM  

CoonAce: Not in the food tab?????


Fark is not your personal erotica site
 
thealgorerhythm
2023-01-22 10:14:34 PM  

Zul the Magnificent: What is it with burglars shiatting at the scene of the crime lately?  Adding insult to injury?


Adding DNA evidence to continuous cell phone location data?
 
Thosw [BareFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-22 10:15:38 PM  
"Suspect is hatted. Repeat, hatted."
 
Boojum2k
2023-01-22 10:19:10 PM  
PETA having petty revenge for Joe's Crab Shack utterly owning them?
 
Loucifer
2023-01-22 10:21:05 PM  
When I'm in Ft Myers I eat crab at Pinchers. Occasionally, I pinch a loaf at Pinchers, but almost always in the bathroom.
 
Sexy Jesus
2023-01-22 10:30:07 PM  
This is why we need negative stars in reviews.
 
bucket_pup [TotalFark]
2023-01-22 10:31:03 PM  
Sir, a casual look tells me that this is not our food you are returning. For starters, we don't use peanuts or whole corn in our menu.
💩
 
Nick el Ass
2023-01-22 10:37:53 PM  

Zul the Magnificent: What is it with burglars shiatting at the scene of the crime lately?  Adding insult to injury?


Taco Bell would give you are reason since the smells of such a place would be enough to give you the shiats, but doing so at a Crab Shack is a little odd.
 
RoyFokker'sGhost
2023-01-22 10:41:10 PM  
Wait...

Has Florida Man always had Fecal Projection as a power? Or have I just missed those issues?
 
Nick el Ass
2023-01-22 10:48:55 PM  

RoyFokker'sGhost: Wait...

Has Florida Man always had Fecal Projection as a power? Or have I just missed those issues?


I once worked in a restaurant, and a fecal projection super power would be a great way to explain what a new guy walked into when they went to do a quick bathroom check one day. So Florida isn't the only place where that stuff happens.

/Swear I was only doing sandwiches.
 
Snarcoleptic_Hoosier
2023-01-22 10:49:49 PM  

AirForceVet: Just another dissatisfied customer returning his food to the kitchen.


Refund policy is less than 8 hours.
 
lawd jesus its a fire
2023-01-22 10:54:48 PM  
The absolute worst restaurant I have ever worked at, they definitely need to include a gratuity on parties six or more.
 
Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient
2023-01-22 10:57:07 PM  
Shiat happens.
 
Mikey1969 [OhFark]
2023-01-22 10:59:55 PM  

Rene ala Carte: Joe's Crab Shack makes Applebee's look delicious.


I mean, it's not the worst place on the planet, but yeah, I'd say I'd only go there if we were doing some kjnd of midday summer blowout where cheap beer, mediocre finger food like shrimp, and a lot of those two are the name of the game. So I don't think I'll ever end up at a Joe's now, since I can't party like I did in my 20s, and I have learned what food should taste like.
 
IronTom [TotalFark]
2023-01-22 11:00:53 PM  
Did he get crabs?
 
farkingbubbler [OhFark]
2023-01-22 11:06:37 PM  

Rene ala Carte: Joe's Crab Shack makes Applebee's look delicious.


Joe's makes Golden Corral look delicious.
 
wildcardjack
2023-01-22 11:13:41 PM  
Those places usually smell like piss, so why not add the other Oder.
 
zamboni
2023-01-22 11:40:44 PM  

farkingbubbler: Rene ala Carte: Joe's Crab Shack makes Applebee's look delicious.

Joe's makes Golden Corral look delicious.


Well, it looks like Joe's got a "chocolate fountain" of its own.
 
BlazeTrailer
2023-01-22 11:45:23 PM  

CoonAce: Not in the food tab?????


Not all corn is edible
 
AnudderFreakinFarker
2023-01-23 12:09:14 AM  

farkingbubbler: Rene ala Carte: Joe's Crab Shack makes Applebee's look delicious.

Joe's makes Golden Corral look delicious.


Wow, that sucks! Their shop in Wilmington, Delaware was actually very enjoyable.
Walking distance from the Blue Rock's ballfield, spotless oyster bar and very good service and value.
 
ltdanman44 [BareFark]
2023-01-23 12:32:52 AM  
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sinko swimo
2023-01-23 12:41:42 AM  

Incident on 57th Street: FTFA:  "...the incident happened at around 2:30 a.m. at 2024 W. First Street...Fort Myers police are asking anyone...to...submit an anonymous tip to Southwest Florida Crime Stoppers."

Anticipating a large perimeter and observing an abundance of caution, I have investigated myself and am cleared of any wrongdoing.

Seriously.


Very proud of you. I'm clean; I'm in SC. Me, I'm betting 50% ex-employee, 50% drunk or 50% mental health problems.
 
DiDGr8 [TotalFark]
2023-01-23 1:30:06 AM  

sinko swimo: I'm betting 50% ex-employee, 50% drunk or 50% mental health problems.


I think we can raise drunk to like 99.999% likely. A disgruntled ex-employee probably wouldn't want any JCS swag. The shirt might just be because he's underdressed for the cool evening air but the hat was just "Hey, cool hat."

That doesn't exclude a significant mental health issue though.

/Winter in SWFL: 65F
//Sunglasses at night
///No shoes
 
The Irresponsible Captain [TotalFark]
2023-01-23 2:11:19 AM  

thealgorerhythm: CoonAce: Not in the food tab?????

Fark is not your personal erotica site


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Burning_Sensation
2023-01-23 2:38:45 AM  
More like GG Allin's Crap  Shack.
 
wildcardjack
2023-01-23 4:12:38 AM  

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How long has there been a ban on those?
 
thealgorerhythm
2023-01-23 4:25:42 AM  

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Hells to the yeah, for the Baghwan and his Rolls Royces!
 
dogpause
2023-01-23 7:44:44 AM  
I wonder who is going to tell the genius that fecal matter has identifiable DNA? Likely someone with an arrest warrant, cause it's hard to believe he isn't already in a database
 
ifky
2023-01-23 8:55:04 AM  
I forgot about that place. There wasn't one here, but local tv was swamped with their ads years ago.
 
kdawg7736 [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-23 7:45:13 PM  
I hope the cops get this guy.

Reminds me of a student back in high school that defecated on the bathroom floor and got suspended for it.
 
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